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22 DEATH WAITS FOR NO PLAN Nevertheless ... city drafts a 
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BY RICHARD WHITTAKER 

27 NEWS OF THE WEIRD 


28 CALENDAR 


46 BIGGER AND BETTER The Bullock Museum IMAX Theatre 
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47 FILM LISTINGS Jupiter Ascending; Two Days, One Night; 
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32 DELIGHTED LEE Lee Eddy 

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five years away, and boy, is she 
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34 THE GOOD EYE 

BY AMY GENTRY 

36 ARTS LISTINGS 

Thr3e Zisters, Hubbard Street 
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37 GAY PLACE 

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41 DAY TRIPS 

BY GERALD E. MCLEOD 

42 COMMUNITY LISTINGS 
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43 SOCCER WATCH 

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EVEN A BROKEN CLOCK ... 

Dear Editor, 

At last, sanity returns to the pages of the 
Chronicle’ s News section [“Public Notice: A 
Modest Proposal,” Jan. 30]. Now if we can only 
get our new City Council to adopt this simple 
philosophy. 

While Mr. Barbara directed his commonsense 
proposal as remedy to the Council newcomers’ 
daunting task of understanding the land develop¬ 
ment code and the frequent backlog of zoning 
cases that drag the Planning Commission and 
Council meetings long into the night, that’s just 
the beginning of the benefits actual adherence to 
the codes and ordinances would produce. 

We Austinites would begin making serious 
headway through our growing city’s most vexing 
problems, including traffic congestion, affordabil¬ 
ity, environmental degradation, and the eroding 
life qualities that accompany them. 

If property owners and developers knew they 
could only develop to the written limits of 
the code, the speculative property pricing that 
drives up appraisals, taxes, and housing costs 
would be held in check. Over-building and over- 
densification beyond what our infrastructure can 
tolerate would also be held in check, reducing the 
incremental number of cars that clog our streets 
- not to mention reducing the costs we citizens 
pay for the infrastructure upgrades needed to 
accommodate those extra density entitlements. 

While developers have been screaming for a 
code rewrite (read: loosening the code itself to 
codify the piecemeal development and densifica- 
tion entitlements they’ve enjoyed), the existing 


LETTERS & COMMENTS 


code limits have been shown by the city demogra¬ 
pher to easily accommodate our city’s predicted 
rate of population growth over the next 30 years. 

Kudos to Mr. Barbara. Austinites, please pass 
along his modest proposal with your personal 
exhortations to our new Council members. 

Cory Walton 

NOTHING TO PROVE 

Dear Editor, 

To become an American citizen, I had to offi¬ 
cially take an oath and declare my allegiance to 
the United States. Not only have I come to love 
the United States, as a Muslim, I am obligated to 
be loyal to my country. 

Recently, freshman state Rep. Molly White 
instructed her staff to ask all Muslim visitors 
to pledge allegiance to the United States as 
they gathered to celebrate Texas Muslim Capitol 
Day [“Rep. Molly White Not Quite Sure Who’s an 
American,” Newsdesk, Jan. 29]. Not only that, 
she also left a flag of Israel on her desk declaring 
where her own allegiance lies. 

There were also protesters at the state Capitol, 
proclaiming their anti-Islam sentiments loudly and 
clearly. Their comments can be attributed to igno¬ 
rance about the Islamic faith, but I have a hard 
time justifying the comments of an elected official, 
who blatantly revealed her own prejudice by asking 
Muslims to prove their allegiance to their country. 

Besides being a proud American, I am a prac¬ 
ticing Muslim who believes that loyalty to my 
country is part of my faith. However, I don’t need 

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This project includes improvements 
along the southbound lanes of 1-35 
between US 290 and Airport Boulevard 
in the vicinity of 51 st Street: 

• Roundabout at 51st Street and 
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• Southbound frontage road 
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1-35 at 51st Street 
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Comments received prior to 
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If you have communication or accommodation needs, call 
Shelly Eason at 512-832-7001 at least three business days 
prior to the event 

Written comments may be submitted to: 
Environmental Coordinator ; Texas Department of 
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faxed to 512-832-7157; or submitted online at: 

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to prove that to any elected official who is sup¬ 
posed to represent their constituents without any 
discrimination of race, religion, or ethnicity. 

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NO SURPRISES HERE 

Dear Editor, 

Why are black people leaving the Austin city 
limits? I see several reasons [“When Is Austin 
Not ‘Austin’?” Newsdesk, Jan. 29]. First, the 
phenomenon of gentrification of the urban core 
is common across America. Even if the gentrify- 
ing force is not all-white, anyone earning less 
than a middle- or upper-middle-class wage will 
be disproportionately displaced to the periph¬ 
ery where job opportunities may be fewer, and 
commutes to work are probably longer. The real 
estate profession knows this and acts in numer¬ 
ous obvious and subtle ways to steer popula¬ 
tions in the direction of maximum profit for 
themselves and large property owners; school 


boards also know this and do what they can 
to keep property values high in wealthier areas 
by marketing their school systems to the elite. 
This dynamic wiped out older black neighbor¬ 
hoods and has prevented the development of a 
nucleus of black life in the city. 

Second, in Austin, the gentrifying force is 
almost all white and Asian, making the above 
easier to accomplish. And these folks have not 
typically had much to do with black people in 
their short lives, which doesn’t mean they’re 
racist, but they are fairly insular, and not likely 
to care (or vote like they care) about the issue. 

Third, thanks in part to the influx of techies, 
Austin has been swinging to the right over the 
last 10 years, as confirmed by the recent elec¬ 


tion where, in West Austin, three Republicans 
(not including the mayor) were elected to the 
new City Council. 

So, the suburban growth in black population is 
no surprise, it’s part of the plan to move them out 
of the city. In the words of the techies, “It’s not a 
bug, it’s a feature.” 

A.D. Martin 


JUSTICE AND EQUALITY 

Dear Editor, 

Immigrating to the U.S. and attending one of 
its top universities, the University of Texas at 
Austin, was an enlightening experience for me. 
The label of an imposing superpower is often 
associated with America in the rest of the world, 
yet the fact is that this country leads in its prac¬ 
tices of justice and equality. The observance of 
Black History Month is a fine example. It not 
only signifies that the injustices done to African- 
Americans have not been forgotten, but it also 
brings hope to other minority groups, such as 
Muslims, in the U.S. 

I am a practicing Muslim, and I can proudly 
say that Islam promotes the same values of jus¬ 
tice and equality that should be the basis of an 
ideal society. Just as I learned to appreciate this 
beautiful country, Islam should not be labeled a 
terrorist religion without duly understanding it. 
The Prophet Muhammad said, “Even as the two 
fingers are equal, so are human beings equal 
one to another.” 

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QUOTE of the WEEK 

“Give it a rest. Get a life.” 

- U.S. Rep. Rosa DeLauro, D-Conn., 
in response to the 56th (and still futile) GOP House vote 
to repeal the national health care law, aka “Obamacare.” 


HEADLINES 


A SPECIAL-CALLED MEETING foraty 

Council today (Feb. 5) will review land planning 
and housing policy, and wrestle with its first con¬ 
tentious issue: whether to re-enter negotiations 
with the Austin Firefighters Association over 
cadet hiring one last time, while moving forward 
with the Department of Justice consent decree. 


DEFEATED D4 COUNCIL candidate Laura 

Pressley filed an election contest last week, seek¬ 
ing to overturn the Dec. 16 run-off with Council 
Member Greg Casar, to whom she lost by 30%. 
Despite a dismissal by the secretary of state, 
Pressley is claiming sufficient “discrepancies” to 
void the results, reconfirmed in a January recount. 


THE GRACE PERIOD for Austin drivers is 

over. The city ordinance prohibiting the use of 
handheld electronics while driving a car or riding 
a bike, which took effect Jan. 1, will now be 
enforced. Violators face a fine of as much as $500. 


LANCE ARMSTRONG’S BACK m the news 

for all the wrong reasons again. The discredited 
cyclist was found to have left the scene of a crash 
(with two parked cars) in December while on vaca¬ 
tion in Aspen with his girlfriend, Anna Hansen, but 
told authorities that it was Hansen who was driv¬ 
ing. The two later confessed; Hansen said they were 
trying to keep Armstrong’s name out of the news. 
He’s due in court on March 17. 


GOV. GREG ABBOTT continues his campaign 
to be the most business-friendly/anti-tax governor 
ever by announcing he will veto any budget that 
does not include cuts or an end to the business 
franchise tax. No word yet on how he proposes to 
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Capitol on Friday, Jan. 30, to pressure the Legislature 
to offer more charter school and private voucher 
options. Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush 
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| to push school-choice bills through this session. 


One Last Chance 


COUNCIL MOVES TO RESUME FIREFIGHTER NEGOTIATIONS 


A RECESSION IS heading to Texas, analysts 
warn. With oil prices cratering, and the rig count 
dropping from 900 last year to 700, financial house 
Moody predicts declines in oil, banking, and con¬ 
struction jobs, especially in Dallas and Houston. 


IMMINENT DROUGHT RELIEF, courtesy of 

the State Water Implementation Fund for Texas, 

may not be so imminent. With $2 billion in its cof¬ 
fers, the new state fund has received $5.5 billion in 
loan requests for local water infrastructure projects. 


THE TEXAS MUSIC Office has a new boss: 
Brendon Anthony, a founder of One Live Media 

and former fiddle player for Pat Green, replaces 
popular former Commissioner Casey Monahan, who 
was unceremoniously fired when Abbott took office. 


A GROUP OF drivers have filed lawsuits in San 
Francisco federal court against Uber and Lyft that 
argue they are misclassified as independent driv¬ 
ers and should instead be considered employees of 
the companies. According to reports, the drivers 
seek reimbursement for vehicle maintenance, insur¬ 
ance, and other operating costs. 


The political honeymoon may not be 
entirely over, but today (Feb. 5) the new 
City Council is scheduled to address its 
first truly contentious (and long-festering) 
policy issue: Austin Fire Department hir¬ 
ing. The special-called 
meeting has a few items, 
but will centrally consider a 
resolution proposed by 
District 4 Council Member 
Greg Casar that would with¬ 
draw the pending Request 
for Proposals from vendors 
for a hiring process, and 
direct city management to 
resume previously suspend¬ 
ed negotiations with the 
Austin Firefighters 

Associations. Under the resolution as 
drafted, should those negotiations fail to 
produce a process for a both highly quali¬ 
fied and racially diverse class of appli¬ 


cants, the city would return to its current 
plan for its own process, under the consent 
decree imposed last year by the U.S. 
Department of Justice. 

Since the consent decree, by definition, 
is supposed to protect the 
rights of minority applicants 
- severely underrepresented 
in the current AFD - it’s sig¬ 
nificant that Casar’s resolu¬ 
tion is co-sponsored by four 
minority CMs: The others 
are Ora Houston (Dl), Delia 
Garza (D2), and Pio Renteria 
(D3). Garza is also a former 
firefighter, and argues that 
while it’s right for the city to 
be concerned about institu¬ 
tional racism, “If I thought, for any reason, 
that [the proposal] was about keeping 
minorities out, or women out, I would be 
the first person to be against it. I know it’s 


not about that.” She says firefighters are 
particularly concerned about hiring not 
only because of the difficulty and danger of 
the job, but because at times they literally 
live together. Beyond that, she says, “I 
think it’s important for everyone to go back 
to the table, and for the firefighters to feel 
heard, and to feel part of the decision¬ 
making process.” 

Brand New Council 

Additional Council members have offered 
to co-sponsor, and barring some surprise, 
the proposal should pass easily. But there 
has been steady resistance from city man¬ 
agement, which last year persuaded the 
previous Council to reject even a one-week 
delay in accepting the DOJ consent decree 
(see “Point Austin: Fixing What Ain’t 
Broke,” May 23, 2014). Last-ditch legal 
memos have been flying that reportedly 

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COUNCIL STILL LAYING GROUNDWORK, BUT COVERING LOTS OF GROUND 


POINT AUSTIN CONTINUED FROM P.10 

suggest that withdrawing the RFP (even 
temporarily) would violate the consent 
decree. (Garza, an attorney, says she can 
find no such provision in the decree.) 

I asked former CM (and former AFA 
president) Mike Martinez what had 
changed since last May, when he and Chris 
Riley were the sole votes briefly to delay 
the decree. “It’s a brand new City Council. 
... In the old Council, that specific vote, the 
advice from the manager far outweighed 
what the firefighters tried to tell us at the 
time.” Martinez also credited the AFA with 
spending time and energy educating the 
incoming Council members on the history 
and detail of the subject. 

For his part, AFA President Bob Nicks 
says he’s “exuberant” about the proposal. 
“Council has done a really good job in 
terms of appropriate roles for all the stake¬ 
holders, and making sure it’s not too 
heavy-handed either way. It sets up an 
environment in which we should be able to 
negotiate, and we’re expecting a quick 
negotiation - 60 days - in which we can 
solve these issues that have taken so long 
to solve.” 

WORK IT OUT 

Casar told me that his previous career at 
Workers Defense Project addressed “the 
intersection of racial justice and labor 
rights ... specifically because immigrants 
and other minorities were not being 
included by the labor movement. I want to 
give the AFA the opportunity to change 
that, and I want the city to give them that 
opportunity as well.” He argues that even¬ 
tually the city and the union will have to 
bargain successfully, and the two sides 
shouldn’t wait to make the attempt until 
the consent decree expires. “This has 
been an issue that’s been fraught for too 
many years,” Casar said. “I want the par¬ 
ties to have one last chance to sit down 
and try to work it out, with the baseline 
that this City Council is going to be the 
arbiter of whether or not the conversa¬ 
tions are had in good faith.” 

There’s no guarantee that Justice will 
sign off on the proposal - although it 
should not interfere even with the timing 
of new hires, anticipated for the fall. 
There’s even less guarantee that the two 
sides, after years of mutual mistrust and 
impasse on this issue, won’t founder on the 
same rocks. But after many failed attempts, 
it was the union that devised a hiring pro¬ 
cess (in 2013) that resulted in the most 
diverse class in department history. It 
seems only rational to attempt to replicate 
that success. 

Writing to his colleagues, Casar summa¬ 
rized his purpose: “My intention with this 
resolution is to create the conditions for a 
successful bargaining process that will 
result in more racial diversity, great new 
firefighters, and the positive labor-man¬ 
agement relations that we need to move 
forward.” Since all the parties insist they 
share those laudable goals, the city should 
indeed give the process one last shot. ■ 


The new 10-1 City Council this week con¬ 
tinues its ambitious Policy Workshop pro¬ 
gram: two-hour “Deep Dives” into some 24 
policy topics - a crash course orientation for 
the novice Council, so they have some idea 
of some of the issues involved in areas where 
they may not have prior experience. Today, for 
example, before you read this, they’re already 
in session, learning about Comprehensive 
Planning and Imagine Austin. 

The sessions will follow a uniform struc¬ 
ture: mayor and moderator Steve Adler’s 
introduction, followed by five 10-minute pre¬ 
sentations from a city staffer giving an over¬ 
view, and four “community voices” on differ¬ 
ent topics, then a 45-minute panel discus¬ 
sion between those five and the Council, and 
a 15-minute public comment period. It bears 
watching, of course, just who it is who’s giv¬ 
ing Council all this free advice; and judging 
from the first few sessions, 
the selection of “community 
voices” has been diverse and 
well-informed. 

Council has six such study 
days planned over the next 
four weeks: with three ses¬ 
sions a day (or two on 
Thursdays when there’s a reg¬ 
ular meeting). Despite the 
unique format, these are full- 
on, official City Council meet¬ 
ings, subject to normal post¬ 
ing and notice regulations, and shown live on 
ATXN, the city TV network, and streamed at 
www.austintexas.gov. Here’s the (very tenta¬ 
tive) schedule: 

Thursday, Feb. 5: Comprehensive Plan / Imagine Austin; 
Housing (including land banking, bonds, Section 8 
vouchers) 

Monday, Feb. 9: Neighborhood Issues (including Code 
Compliance, ADUs, short-term rentals, stealth dorms, 
parking, etc.); Transportation and Mobility (including 
Capital Metro); Water (supply and business model 
over the next 10 to 20 years, etc.) 

Thursday, Feb. 17: Watershed Protection, Environment 
and Endangered Species; Parks and Open Space 


Tuesday, Feb. 19: Factors Affecting the Cost of Living in 
Austin (including utilities, child- and eldercare); 
“Quality of Life” and “Silos vs. Shared Solutions” 
Among District Communities; Education Support 
Monday, Feb. 23: Infrastructure and Capital Planning; 

CodeNEXT, Permitting; Innovation Zone 
Monday, March 2: Resource Recovery; Economic Devel¬ 
opment (including incentives); Austin Energy (portfo¬ 
lio, business model over next 10 to 20 years, etc.) 
Fri.-Sat., March 6-7: Potential Retreat Dates 
Monday, March 23: Public Safety; Community Relations 
With City Staff, Services and Officials; Resiliency 
Monday, March 30: Healthcare and Delivery; Social 
Services; Access for People With Disabilities 

The Committee Game 

City Council’s major action last week 
involved finalizing the Council Committee 
structure (at least for now, they stressed). 

Of the originally proposed 13 committees, 
they collapsed Audit and Finance back 
down to one (as it is now), 
punted Intergovernmental 
Affairs to ad hoc status, and 
combined Economic Devel¬ 
opment with Innovation & 
Creative Industries. So 
Mayor Adler now has 10 com¬ 
mittees to appoint; the intent 
is that each CM will chair 
one committee, vice-chair 
another, and serve on one or 
two others, in addition to 
Austin Energy, on which they 
all serve. The mayor’s office told me Wednes¬ 
day that they’re hoping to announce the 
assignments Monday, in order to have them 
on the agenda for next Thursday’s meeting. 

I haven’t seen a betting line yet on who gets 
what; but see a nifty chart of the options with 
this story online, and make your guesses. 

CodeNEXT Working Groups 

Meanwhile, work continues apace on the 
CodeNEXT process, designed to rewrite 
Austin’s land development code. The Code 
Advisory Group has set up three working 


groups “to dig deeper into concepts directly 
linked to the land development code revi¬ 
sion” - each is tasked with exploring a core 
issue regarding the rewrite. Each group met 
once in late January, and resumes this week. 
All meetings are open to the public, with 
opportunities for public comment, and are 
held in Room 325 at One Texas Center, 505 
Barton Springs Rd. Here’s the remaining 
schedule; see more info at www.austintexas. 
gov/department/codenext. 

Code Issues for Affordability 
Fri., Feb. 13; Mon., Feb. 23; Tue., March 3 
Infill, Compatibility, and “Missing Middle” Housing 
Fri., Feb. 6; Tue., Feb. 17; Thu., Feb. 26; Fri., March 6 
Obstacles for Small Business 
Mon., Feb. 9; Fri., Feb. 20; Mon., March 2; Mon., March 9 
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GROWTH, presented by the UT Opportunity Forum. A 
great panel - including keynote Greg LeRoy of Good 
Jobs First, Travis Co. Judge Sarah Eckhardt, COA’s 
Kevin Johns, Workers Defense Project’s Emily Timm, 
moderated by UT planning prof Dr. Michael Oden - 
will discuss “ensuring that economic development sub¬ 
sidies for companies contribute to equitable and sus¬ 
tainable growth in our region.” Free, but seating is lim¬ 
ited; register at www.incentivizinggrowth.eventbrite. 
com. Friday, Feb. 6, noon-2pm at UTs LBJ School of 
Public Affairs, Bass Lecture Hall, 2.104. 

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RIPARIAN RESTORATION Plenty of opportunities 
this month for “restoring natural vegetation along 
Austin’s waterways [to] begin the process of healing 
our urban streams and providing a greenbelt network 
for wildlife and future generations.” More info at www. 
treefolks.org or www.austintexas.gov/creekside. 

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operate the Zilker Cafe (adjacent to the entrance to 
Barton Springs Pool). Weigh in on menu options, ser¬ 
vices, and other considerations, through Feb. 11 at 
www.speakupaustin.org. More info at www.austintexas. 
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FRIDAY 2/06 

CODENEXT: INFILL, COMPATIBILITY, 
AND MISSING MIDDLE HOUSING This 
working group will examine best practices, and 
offer suggestions to the consulting team as it 
works toward drafting a new land development 
code. 3-5pm. One Texas Center, 505 Barton Springs Rd., 
#325. www.austintexas.gov/department/codenext. 

THE PEOPLE SPEAK: BLACK RADICAL 
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voices of Black radical activists, organizers, poets, 
writers, and artists, both past and present. 6pm. 
Calhoun 100. www.fb.com/events/1578415445736627. 

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DISTRICT 2 TOWN HALL Council Member 
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One Texas Center, #325. 

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Presiding over Council Member Don Zim¬ 
merman’s swearing-in ceremony Saturday, 
Jan. 31, Texas Supreme Court Justice 
John Devine couldn’t resist a reference to 
a lawsuit he faced as a district judge over 
displaying the Ten Commandments in his 
Houston courtroom a decade ago. “As a 
small token to Don, to remind him of God 
and his responsibility not just to you but a 
higher power, a higher order, I wanted to 
give him a copy of the Ten Commandments 
that many years ago I had posted in my 
courtroom and I got sued.” Devine paused 
to great effect, letting the laughter echo 
through the Hill Country Bible Church 
auditorium. “I know that Don will have these 
in his chambers, and it will remind him of 
who he serves.” 


Mayor Steve Adler gave his remarks next: 
half dubiously emphatic endorsement of 
Zimmerman and his tactics in the opening 
weeks, and half Council progress report, 
assuring District 6 residents and Boy Scout 
Troop 234 that “we’re getting so much done.” 
Midway through the mayor’s speech it became 
clear what exactly was meant by this line on 
the program: “Pet of the Month: Shelby- 
Available for Adoption.” Heads in the last few 
rows swiveled as a rotund pit bull, breathing 
heavily, dragged its handler across the church 
lobby, the dog blinded by a white cone on its 
collar. (Zimmerman’s wife, Jennifer, was hop¬ 
ing to find a home for the shelter dog.) 

After the swearing-in, Zimmerman transi¬ 
tioned to the next order of business: a 
scheduled town hall regarding concerns 


about the proposed Cardinal Point housing 
development, which is one of several afford¬ 
able-housing projects run by local nonprofit 
Foundation Communities. While the Coun¬ 
cil member confined his remarks to possible 
traffic ramifications, River Place resident 
John Harris took the 
opportunity to share con¬ 
cerns that the project will 
increase the incidence of 
violent crime in the neigh¬ 
borhood. “The head of 
Foundation Communities, 
who makes $162,000 a 
year and lives over in West 
Lake, in which there are 
none of his own develop¬ 
ments within five miles of 
his own home, is choosing 
to put this development in 
our backyard - 30 sec¬ 
onds’ drive from the front 
of our community,” Harris 
fumed. “I just find it inter¬ 
esting, as caring as he is, 
he doesn’t want this in his 
own backyard. 

“There is land available,” 
he added, to guffaws. “I’ve 
already found it for him, 
and it’s actually less expen¬ 
sive than the one he’s try¬ 
ing to buy right now.” 

Foundation Communities 
Executive Director Walter 
Moreau, when asked for 
comment, said that there 
are 290 low-wage jobs in 
retail and food service 
within walking distance of 
the Cardinal Point site, but a lack of afford¬ 
able housing. “We’ve always believed Austin 
is better if we can build affordable housing in 
all parts of town, and it’s not segregated to 
one area,” he said. “Each year, when we try 


to find land, it’s a struggle to find the right 
property at the right price at the right time. 
I’ve looked for land in my neighborhood, and 
have not been able to put it under contract. 

“In most cases our properties are well- 
maintained and beautiful, and very low- 

crime,” Moreau added. “I 
don’t know how you com¬ 
pare crime in an entire zip 
code and then make that 
the responsibility of our 
apartment community.” 

Zimmerman told the 
Chronicle Tuesday evening 
that frustration building 
over subsidized housing 
projects stems from the 
additional traffic a high- 
density development would 
create in an already grid- 
locked District 6. “So the 
constituents are like, ‘Look, 
we’ve got a traffic quag¬ 
mire here already. We were 
demanding traffic conges¬ 
tion relief and instead the 
city staff packs on the 
agenda more dense subsi¬ 
dized housing projects, 
which is only going to make 
traffic worse,”’ he said, 
adding he will be pulling $6 
million worth of subsidized 
projects in the upcoming 
work session Feb. 10. 
“We’re trying to figure out 
how the whole subsidized 
s housing process works. It 
| turns out to be a very com¬ 
plex process, and I can tell 
from asking questions around here that not 
everybody understands how it works. So it’s 
back to the thing that we’re being asked to 
vote on a process that we don’t understand. 
Follow the money.” - Nina Hernandez 



COUNCIL: SOMETHING’S BURNING 


The new City Council continues to take things slowly, still 
working primarily on organizational matters, but events have 
conspired for a special-called meeting today (Thursday, Feb. 
5) with only a few matters of business, a briefing on 
land use and housing issues, and consideration 
of a resolution to address, once again, Austin 
Fire Department hiring matters. The city is 
currently operating under a consent decree 
from the U.S. Department of Justice, 
mandating a hiring process (not yet 
installed) intended to increase AFD 
minority hiring - but the previous 
Council was split on a response to that 
decree, and the current Council (sever¬ 
al of whom were elected with support 
from the Austin Firefighters 
Association) has received an immersion 
in city hiring policy as well as a pointed 
rejoinder from AFA President Bob Nicks. The 
city and the AFA are officially at an “impasse’ 
in contract negotiations, and management is reluc¬ 
tant to reopen talks - indeed, city attorneys reportedly 
suggested to Council last week that doing so would violate 
the DOJ decree. 





Linder a resolution authored by District 4 Council Member 
Greg Casar, and co-sponsored by CMs Ora Houston (Dl), 
Delia Garza (D2), and Pio Renteria (D3), Council would 
direct staff to re-enter negotiations on the hiring 
issue, with the mutual goals of increasing AFD 
diversity and maintaining high standards. 

That would require a withdrawal of the 
pending Request for Proposals from 
vendors to manage the process - man¬ 
agement and union disagree on wheth¬ 
er pulling the RFP will result in unac¬ 
ceptable delay of a cadet class 
expected to be enrolled in the fall. 

Explaining his proposal on the 
Council message board, Casar said 
the city and the union will inevitably 
have to work together in the future - 
“for a successful bargaining process that 
will result in more racial diversity, great 
new firefighters, and the positive labor-man¬ 
agement relations that we need to move for¬ 
ward” - so they might as well begin now. With a couple 
of additional co-sponsors already offered, Casar appears to 
have at least a majority - whether management (and the 


DOJ) will be willing to sign off on the negotiating detour is 
another matter. (See “Point Austin,” p.10.) 

Beyond the AFD question, how long this particular four- 
item-agenda meeting will last is anybody’s guess. The poli¬ 
cy Deep Dives are finally supposed to begin - earlier ver¬ 
sions were apparently only doggie-paddling - with a two-hour 
session on the comprehensive plan in the morning, and two 
hours more on housing in the afternoon. In addition to the 
AFD resolution and ratification of appointments (including 
both commissions and Council subcommittees), there’s an 
executive session discussion of personnel policy on Council 
appointments. Time may fly. 

In case you’re wondering, the draft Feb. 12 agenda is at 
82 Items and counting - pending Items from Council still 
to come. 

Riding the Rap: Fresh from his revelation that defeated 
District 3 Council candidate Susana Almanza had donated 
$10,000 from her remaining Fair Campaign funds to 
PODER, which pays her salary (she subsequently repaid the 
money to the city but refused to answer reporters’ ques¬ 
tions), the Austin Bulldog’s Ken Martin has reported that D6 
CM Don Zimmerman paid his wife $2,000 for campaign 
work (which may violate state law), and that D9 CM Kathie 
Tovo paid $82.50 in campaign funds to an employee of her 
husband’s architecture firm (which is probably okay). 

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GUN CRAZY ...LIKE A FOX? 

Schizophrenic messages are coming out of 
the Legislature about open carry. Lt. Gov. 

Dan Patrick has sent two pieces of legisla¬ 
tion to the State Affairs committee. 

Senate Bill 342 by Sen. Don Huffines, 
R-Dallas, would allow so-called “constitu¬ 
tional carry,” making it legal for anyone to 
openly carry a firearm, while Sen. Craig 
Estes, R-Wichita Falls, proposes using the 
same kind of infamously weak background 
checks applied to concealed-carry licenses. 
This all came after Patrick, who previously 
said the issue was not a priority (i.e. he 
didn’t have the votes), met with Open Carry 
Tarrant County - the 
same group that cut a 
menacing scene in the 
office of Rep. Poncho 
Nevarez, D-Eagle Pass, 
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carry reps to sport “I’m 
Poncho” stickers in sup¬ 
port. Patrick is far more 
bullish now that he may 
have the necessary 
votes to get SB 11, 
legalizing campus 

carry, out of the upper chamber. However, UT 
System Chancellor William McRaven (the 
former admiral responsible for the mission to 
kill Osama bin Laden) immediately sent an 
open letter saying the measure would not 
make students safer. Coda: State Affairs is 
headed by Sen. Joan Huffman, R-Houston, 
the sole GOP senator not to voice full-throat¬ 
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LINES 


Gun rights 
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rally at the 
Capitol. 


ISLAMOPHOBIA: ALIVE AND WELL 

Last week saw the seventh Texas Muslim 
Capitol Day at the Legislature. During a 
polite presentation by Muslim speakers on 
the South steps, notorious fundamentalist 
crank Christine Weick grabbed the mic and 
declared, “Islam will never dominate the 
United States.” Weick, a veritable one-woman 
Westboro Baptist Church, was kicked out of 


BUDGET BREAKDOWN 


the National Cathedral in Washington last 
November for similarly interrupting a Muslim 
service. Not to be outdone by protesters out¬ 
side, Rep. Molly White, R-Belton, 
announced that she had left a miniature 
Israeli flag at her office’s front desk, and 
instructed her staff to ask “representatives 
from the Muslim community to renounce 
Islamic terrorist groups and publicly 
announce allegiance to America and our 
laws.” Filling out the trifecta, Rep. Dan 
Flynn, R-Van, has filed HB 670, the perennial 
“no Sharia law here” legislation. 

PLEASE SIR, CAN WE KEEP SOME MORE? 

On Feb. 2, over pizza and soda in the 
Mathews Elementary library, AISD’s admin¬ 
istration laid out its legislative priorities to the 
media. Predictably, it all came back to money: 
Under the current school finance system, 

AISD contributes a big slice of its property 
taxes to state coffers, because it is classified 
as “property-rich.” In 2014, it sent $128 mil¬ 
lion - almost double what the next biggest 
contributor, Highland Park ISD, sends - 
though that upscale Dallas suburb doesn’t 
have a fraction of the number of bilingual 
(AISD, 28%; Highland Park, 0.7%) or economi¬ 
cally disadvantaged (63% to 0%) students 
AISD has. Knowing that a full-scale overhaul 
of the system is not imminent, the AISD 
board previously adopted positions of support 
for tweaks, such as cost-of-living and compen¬ 
satory-education weightings in the funding for¬ 
mulas that haven’t been corrected in 
decades. They also hope the state will allow 
them to credit Social Security and transporta¬ 
tion costs against their recapture payments. 


SEXIST AGENDA 

When lawmakers receive warnings about 
sleeping with the enemy, it’s normally a 
euphemism. Not so the dire protestations of 
Weston Hicks, a contributor to right-wing 
Texas blog AgendaWise. In a recent posting, 
he warned that legislators and “the oxen they 
hire” (better known as staffers) best beware 
of “actual political whores” (better known as 
female journalists and lobbyists). He went on 
to extol them against going “to slaughter 
behind a media or lobby concubine,” citing the 
downfall of General David Petraeus after 
sleeping with his biographer. The Texas 
House Republican Caucus quickly con¬ 
demned these comments, describing them as 
“extraordinarily offensive to the many hard¬ 
working women who have made great careers 
in these professional industries.” 

SHORT LINES... Watch out for rattlesnakes: 

Feb. 2 was the traditional biennial appearance 
courtesy of the Sweetwater Jaycees and 

their slithering friends, publicizing the 57th 
annual Rattlesnake Roundup. One handler 
was bitten, but it was only a minor injury... A 
bigger sales tax holiday? Two Houstonians, 
Democrat Sen. Rodney Ellis and Republican 
Rep. Dwayne Bohac, have filed companion 
bills, SB 426 and HB 1087, increasing the 
purchase limit on the annual event to $200, 
and adding e-readers, tablets, and computers 
to the list of eligible items... Gov. Greg Abbott 
has announced that Brendon Anthony, 
founder of ticket and fan services company 
One Live Media, will be the new head of the 
Texas Music Office, replacing popular former 
Director Casey Monahan, who was fired earli¬ 
er this year. Anthony is also the former fiddle 
player for Pat Green, who, by sheer coinci¬ 
dence, played at Abbott’s inauguration cele¬ 
brations. - Richard Whittaker 


In 2013, Sen. Kirk Watson warned that Texas’ austerity 
budgets should not become the new normal. The first drafts 
of the 2015-16 spending plans from the House and Senate 
could leave the Austin Democrat disappointed. With trivial 

Total Proposed Budget 

House: $202 billion (+0.2 from 2014-15 budget) 

Senate: $205 billion (+1.5 from 2014-15 budget) 

Both chambers propose a slight increase in their 
baseline budgets, and both depend on General Revenue 
funds to pay for it. In fact, General Revenue fills some big 
holes, since both draft budgets forecast a decline in both 
Dedicated General Revenue and Federal funds, and less 
gas-tax revenue is diverted from the transportation bud¬ 
get to other agencies. 

Article I - General Government 

House: $4.9 billion (-6.8%) 

Senate: $4.8 billion (-7.7%) 

Both chambers propose dramatic cuts to govern¬ 
ment operations, mostly explained by old programs 
and grants ending, or old bonds being paid off. There 
could be dramatic cuts to the Texas Moving Image 
Industry Incentive Program and reforms to the Texas 
Enterprise Fund. And Gov. Greg Abbott has called to 
terminate the scandal-wracked Texas Emerging 
Technology Fund altogether. 


overall increases in both versions, and internal cuts to 
many agencies, the conservative agenda trumps all. In an 
ominous burst of symbolism, Senate Finance committee 
Chair Jane Nelson, R-Flower Mound, has broken with tradi¬ 


tion that the upper chamber’s version be filed as Senate 
Bill 1: Instead, she’s reserving that for tax cut measures. 
Equally, Speaker Joe Straus says that House Bill 1 shows 
“a commitment to fiscal discipline.” 

VIII - Regulatory 

House: $920 million (-18.3%) 

Senate: $900 million (-20.1%) 

Massive cuts for the Public Utility 
Commission, while Senators zero out 
funding for the Texas Racing 
Commission, seemingly as punish¬ 
ment for the commissioners’ decision 
to allow “historic gambling” - betting 
on races that have already happened 
- in spite of Senate instruction. 

IX - General Provisions 

House: $1.7 million (N/A) 

Senate: $1.7 million (N/A) 

Consider Article IX a holding pat¬ 
tern for employee positions that will 
be moved into other articles later. 

X - The Legislature 

House: $382 million (+2.1%) 

Senate: $382 million (+2.1%) 

Well, at least one agency’s spend¬ 
ing is tracking inflation. 

- Richard Whittaker 


II - Health and Human Services 

House: $76 billion (+1.7%) 

Senate: $75 billion (+0.5) 

The headline numbers seem static, but there are 
massive shifts in revenue sources, as both drafts 
struggle with Medicaid shortfalls, and children 
shifting from CHIP to Medicaid. The Department of 
Aging and Disability Services takes a staggering 
28.3% budget cut, as the state gets out of the resi¬ 
dential-care business, and the Senate plan restruc¬ 
tures the funding stream for the Breast and 
Cervical Cancer Screening Program in a way that 
further constricts funding for Planned Parenthood. 

III - Education 

House: $76 billion (+3.3%) 

Senate: $77 billion (+4.7%) 

The upper chamber proposes a $3.2 billion 
(5.8%) boost for public education, and only 1.5% 
for higher ed - a bad sign for calls for tuition re¬ 
regulation. The House wants a slightly more gener¬ 
ous $396 million (2.1%) more for colleges, but is 
seemingly more miserly with grade schools, with 
only $2 billion (3.7%) extra to track growth. 


IV- Judiciary 

House: $762 million (-0.3%) 
Senate: $753 million (-1.4%) 

Big cuts for the Texas 
Indigent Defense Commission, 
whose 2014-15 boost becomes 
a one-off deal. Continuing the 
pattern of vindictiveness over 
the prosecution of Gov. Rick 
Perry, the Senate also proposes 
cutting all cash for the Public 
Integrity Unit. 

V- Public Safety and 

Criminal Justice 

House: $11 billion (-3.3%) 
Senate: $12 billion (+0.3%) 
Another restructuring: The 
push to end diversions means 
that the billions in gas revenue 
that funded DPS operations 
now go into transportation, 
and that means more demand 
on general revenue. 


VI - Natural Resources 

House: $4 billion (-42.8%) 

Senate: $4 billion (-42.2%) 

The end of one-time payments to 
the General Land Office and the 
State Water Implementation Fund 
for Texas account for most of this 
dramatic drop, but key regulators 
like the Texas Commission on 
Environmental Quality are still 
laughably underfunded. 

VII - Business and Economic 

Development 

House: $28 billion (+2.1%) 

Senate: $30 billion (+9.9%) 

Big boosts to the Department of 
Transportation, due to the end of 
diversions. The two drafts differ radi¬ 
cally over Senate plans to transfer 
some Department of Assistive and 
Rehabilitative Services programs to 
the Texas Workforce Commission. 


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House Bill 868 

Filed: Jan. 22,2015 
Author: Rep. Dan Flynn, R-Van 

In 2013, Rep. Jason Villalba, R-Dallas, authored HB1009. 
Euphemistically titled the Protection of Texas Children Act, it 
allowed school districts to pick a staff member to become an 
armed school marshal. Villalba used the Sandy Hook massacre 

- in which 20 students and six staff members were murdered in 
a Connecticut grade school - as political cover. It’s hard to won¬ 
der what justification will be given to the Teacher’s Protection 
Act, which, if passed, will give teachers both criminal and civil 
immunity for killing anyone they perceive as being a threat to 
themselves or students. It gets better. This bill will even provide 
a legal defense for killing someone - and that includes students 

- to protect “property of the school.” Currently, Texas educators 
are allowed to use only nonlethal force to keep the blackboard 
eraser safe. Thank goodness Flynn wants to get rid of what is 
clearly an anti-Second Amendment loophole. 

- Richard Whittaker 



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MOVES OUT... 

AND ON 

Has it really been a year 
already? Apparently so, says 
Huston-Tillotson University 

College Dean Jeff Wilson, 
who on Tuesday night con¬ 
cluded his year-in-residence 
in Austin’s most esteemed 
trash can. During the depths 
of last winter’s cold spell, the 
biology professor moved into 
a Dumpster on the west side 
of HT’s campus with little 
more than a sleeping bag 
and an iPhone for comfort. As an experiment 
in “less is more” living, the Dumpster 
Project was intended to test the limits of 
both sustainable design and sanity. In regard 
to the latter, says Wilson, “I’m way happier 
than before I moved into the Dumpster.” 

It turns out that a 6-by-6-foot metal box 
makes an adequate cave for reading, nap¬ 
ping, or getting away from it all. At the same 
time, says Wilson, “you’re just kind of forced 
to engage more, and I think that’s a big part 
of why I’m happier.” He notes that the low 
rent and “minute-and-a-half” commute to the 
office don’t hurt either. 

“We didn’t make it to that sort of uber- 
Dumpster that we wanted,” says Wilson. 

“One of the lessons learned is that it’s pretty 
damn hard to renovate your house when 
you’re living in it.” A composting toilet, pop-up 
balcony, and other experimental design ele¬ 
ments went unrealized. Still, the project team 
planted gardens, installed data monitoring 
equipment, and got an air-conditioning unit 
(more important than a bathroom, discovered 
Wilson). Other additions are forthcoming as 
part of student-driven Brainstorm for the 
Box design challenges. 

Wilson gave the Dumpster a fresh coat of 
paint last week in anticipation of its next 
guest, Blackshear Elementary School 


Principal Betty Jenkins, who planned to stay 
overnight Wednesday to kick off the Dump¬ 
ster Project “Home” School residency pro¬ 
gram. Other resident teachers will follow 
(students can nominate a teacher at www. 
dumpsterproject.org/homeschool). All will 
return to the classroom with a Dumpster 101 
curriculum developed in partnership with 
EcoRise and Blackshear, and piloted by the 
roughly 1,000 K-12 students who visited the 
Dumpster over the last year. 

Wilson, meanwhile, is postponing a return 
to normalcy. Instead, he’ll be spending 99 
nights in different homes around town (e.g., 
mansion, high-rise condo, nursing home, 
under a bridge), all documented and photo¬ 
graphed by his partner, writer Clara Benson, 
and photographer Sarah Natsumi Moore. 
“There’s such a real housing crisis in 
Austin,” says Wilson. “This doesn’t go direct¬ 
ly to the heart of that, but it sort of dances 
around it a bit.” He hopes to explore the 
meaning of home and to “gather a little bit 
of data” along the way. “It would’ve been a 
pretty big culture shock to move back into a 
real house,” he says. “I’ve got to kind of 
transition.” - Nora Ankrum 

Visit www.99nightsatx.com to follow Wilson’s 

couch-surfing journey or to nominate a home 
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Immigrant rights advocates are keeping 
a wary eye on the Legislature - where con¬ 
servative lawmakers have filed a slew of 
bills designed to block protections for the 
undocumented population - while hoping 
the business community steps up to rein in 
heightened anti-immigration fervor. 

Legislators have already filed more than 
a dozen immigration-related bills, most 
seeking to block the ease with which immi¬ 
grants are able to go about the more mun¬ 
dane aspects of living - covering the gamut 
of everyday life, from holding down a job to 
going to school - that the rest of us take for 
granted. 

There’s HB 88, filed by Rep. James 
White, R-Tyler, and HB 183, by Rep. Tony ^ 
Dale, R-Cedar Park, which would require = 
state contractors to use E-Verify, a federal g 
electronic employment verification system, | 
to weed out the undocumented from the q 
workforce. HB 360, filed by Rep. Mark | 
Keough, R-The Woodlands, would disallow 
in-state tuition for undocumented Texas 
residents. HB 592, filed by Rep. Matt 
Krause, R-Fort Worth, would require law 
enforcement agencies to take on the duty of 
determining the immigration status of any¬ 
one arrested, and placing immigration 
detainers on those who turn out to be 
undocumented. But one concurrent resolu¬ 
tion - SCR 1, filed by Sen. Brandon 
Creighton, R-The Woodlands - goes for 
broke in claiming state sovereignty under 
the 10th Amendment of the U.S. Constitu¬ 
tion, “... serving notice to the federal gov¬ 
ernment to halt and reverse certain man¬ 
dates, and providing that certain federal 
legislation be prohibited or repealed” - a 
clear reference to President Obama’s 
recent executive action on immigration, 
which would shield some 5 million immi¬ 
grants from deportation. 



Lege Targets the Undocumented 

BILLS WOULD RESTRICT ACCESS TO WORK, EDUCATION, ETC. 


“Every year, there seem to be some anti¬ 
immigration bills filed, but it seems now to 
be a priority,” said Emily Timm of the 

Workers Defense Project. “We’re definitely 
concerned.” 

Founded in 2002, the WDP has had its 
share of skirmishes on past immigration 
fights. But what’s different this year - and 
what worries Timm the most - is the stri¬ 
dent tone of the proposed anti-immigration 
bills. Obama’s executive action seems to 
have strengthened the opposition’s resolve. 
Prominent Republicans who ran their cam¬ 
paigns on anti-immigrant rhetoric not only 
seek to cash in political capital, but are also 
united by a common anti-Obama rallying 
cry. “It seems to be a priority to crack down 
on border security and place an emphasis 
on anti-immigration matters,” Timm said. 
“It’s sort of the backdrop of the issues they 


ran on, and they’re not favor¬ 
able to immigrants living 
and working in Texas.” 

Particularly worrisome for 
immigrant advocates is the 
Senate setting aside the two- 
thirds rule in favor of a three-fifths version 
in the passage of bills. For decades, the two- 
thirds rule has required a supermajority of 
the Senate - 21 of the 31 senators - to agree 
on a bill before bringing it to the floor, a 
provision designed to protect minority 
interests. Ending a 60-year tradition, the 
safeguard was banished this year in favor of 
the three-fifths version. “They’ve adopted a 
three-fifths rule more similar to the nation¬ 
al Congress,” Timm noted. “This may make 
bills more likely to pass.” 

Bill Beardall, executive director of the 
Equal Justice Center and a UT Law profes¬ 


sor, said the majority of the bills filed are an 
effort to appease constituents. “Here’s what 
happens: Most of those bills will not get 
serious consideration. Most of those bills 
are theatre for their constituent base that 
elected them on a platform of immigrant 
prejudice. Which are those that might get 
traction? It’s hard to tell yet, but the ones 
likely to get more traction are the ones 
seeking to repeal in-state tuition and bar 
student aid to DREAMers,” he said. 

“Every session of the Legislature, for the 
past two decades at least, has started with a 
slew of anti-immigration measures - many 
of them harsh and strident,” he went on. 
“Many of those efforts have been turned 
back, but mostly through the extraordinary 
efforts by a coalition of immigrant rights 
advocates working with 
allies in the faith communi¬ 
ty, business community, and 
the labor movement.” 

Given the current dynam¬ 
ics, HB 592 - which would in 
effect resurrect the Secure 
Communities initiative sus¬ 
pended as part of Obama’s 
executive action - may make 
some headway. Beardall 
hopes to see a repeat from 
2011 on that front, when 
then-Governor Rick Perry 
was unsuccessful in promot¬ 
ing a bill that would have 
prohibited cities from 
becoming sanctuaries for immigrants, and 
instead required local police officers to 
enforce immigration laws. “That effort 
might’ve reached its high-water mark in 
2011,” Beardall said. “But that zombie might 
come back from the grave.” 

Kayvon Sabourian, an attorney for EJC, 
is keeping an eye on legislative agendas as 
well. “This animus they have against our 
immigrants is to score political points,” he 
said. “Clearly, the statements that some 
elected officials make on the campaign trail 
are meant more to get them into the paper 
[as] someone who’s tough on immigration.” 


GABC PICTURES BLACK AUSTIN 


When first asked to consider the top job at the Capital City 
African-American Chamber of Commerce, Natalie Cofield 
wasn’t interested. “I didn’t want to move to Texas,” recalls 
Cofield, who has now been president of the chamber - today 
called the Greater Austin Black Chamber of Commerce - 
for three and a half years. “It was no disrespect, but you 
know, I’m a New York woman,” she says. “It’s kind of a hard 
sell sometimes for Northeasterners.” 

At age 29, having been declared a “Top 30 Under 30” by 
Ebony magazine and a “Top 40 Under 40” by her alma mater, 
the Howard University Business School graduate was not 
hard up for a job, much less did she feel compelled to restart 
her life in an unfamiliar place in the South. But then she found 
out about Austin. “Austin is Silicon Hills, what? Facebook is 
there? I had no idea about any of this stuff,” she says. 

With more than 100 people moving here each day, Cofield 
wasn’t the first young professional lured by Austin’s charm. 
Yet, while following one demographic trend, Cofield was buck¬ 
ing another, as an African-American moving to the city rather 


than away from it. As has been 
much publicized recently, Austin is 
the only city of its size to be losing 
black residents even while its overall 
population balloons. Not only are 
longtime black residents getting 
priced out of Austin’s prosperity, but 
African-Americans in general are 
increasingly absent from the broader 
cultural narrative of what Austin is 



as a community. Cofield hopes to help change that narrative. 

“East Austin was a geographical hub of what would be con¬ 
sidered quote ‘blackness,’” she says. “Well, East Austin has 
significantly changed, and how do you still fill the sense of 
community for people who don’t have a geographical base of 
what that means historically?” GABC’s answer to that question 
is #iamblackaustin, a social media campaign and portrait 
series showcasing a diversity of black Austinites - from skate¬ 
boarders and hipsters, to East Austin retirees, West Lake fami¬ 
lies, tech entrepreneurs, doctors, pastors, and more. “It’s 
important for people to see the multidimensionality,” says 
Cofield. “And then for that community itself to see that, too.” 


The campaign’s first portrait 
series features figures both well 
known (City Manager Marc Ott) 
and lesser known (“kidpreneur” 
Mikaila Ulmer of BeeSweet 
Lemonade). Many share their 
thoughts on Austin. Some describe 
their love of Austin’s trails, food 
trucks, and music. Others share 
their concerns. Spoken word artist 
Ebony Stewart writes, “In Austin, I can go a whole day 
without seeing another black person.” 

Cofield hopes the campaign helps rebuild a sense of 
community. “Communities are collections of people with 
similar interests and objectives and goals, and they can 
form in the ether or in person,” she says. If you follow the 
hashtag or visit the site, “You’ll see black people are in this 
city - even though you may be the only black person you 
ever saw all day.” - Nora Ankrum 

Portraits are on display online 
(www.iamblackaustin.org) and will be shown 
at the Dedrick-Hamilton House, 912 E. 11th St., starting Feb. 16. 


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Ultimately, he and Timm both hope the 
specter of economic problems that some of 
the bills might cause would prompt even the 
most anti-immigrant lawmakers to recon¬ 
sider. “We do have a shared prosperity,” 
Sabourian said. “Our economy in the state is 
dependent on immigrants being assimilated 
into society. That’s one of the reasons behind 
President Obama’s executive action. Once 
the economic factors are considered, some of 
the more extreme bills will be adjusted.” 

Rep. Rafael Anchia, D-Dallas, worries 
that much of the current legislation could 
undermine his championing of the Defer¬ 
red Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA), 
a temporary protection from deportation 
which also provides access to work permits. 
DACA is intended to help undocumented 
immigrants who arrived as children. “I 
have filed a House concurrent resolution to 
affirm the Texas DREAM Act,” he said in a 
recent telephone interview. 


But he, too, believes the business sector 
in Texas, which both depends on a robust 
immigrant workforce and donates gener¬ 
ously to political campaigns, might urge 
lawmakers to reconsider. “We know we 
need a well-educated workforce in order 
to continue economic prosperity,” Anchia 
said. “It stands to reason we’d continue to 
invest so we can have a highly educated 
human capital. This is the very reason 
Bill Hammond, [CEO] of the largest and 
most conservative business association 
[Texas Association of Business], joined us 
at the press conference to affirm the 
DREAM Act.” 

“There’s a real economic reason not to 
crack down on part of our workforce,” 
Timm said. “When you have sectors in the 
Texas economy - construction, retail, hospi¬ 
tality - that rely heavily on an immigrant 
workforce, these bills are not good for busi¬ 
ness.” - Tony Cantu 


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A Kinder, Gentler SXSW? 

CITY TO TIGHTEN “TEMPORARY” PERMITS 


Five weeks from today, the city will 
assume the unenviable task of wrangling 
and perhaps - at least moderately - shrink¬ 
ing the events surrounding South by 
Southwest in hopes of increasing city safe¬ 
ty and, as the city’s Music Program Manager 
Don Pitts puts it, “getting things back to 
being about music discovery.” 

Pitts first publicly addressed the chal¬ 
lenge last May, when Austin Center for 
Events (ACE) staff gathered in the Conven¬ 
tion Center to detail conclusions wrought 
from a citizen survey taking stock of 
March’s mayhem. “We’re all going to get 
Webster’s Dictionaries and look up the defi¬ 
nition of the word ‘No,’” he said then. More 
simply: The days of loose restrictions for 
the issuance of temporary event permits - 
permits distributed for events that take 
place during the weeks of SXSW in venues 
that don’t regularly host parties or perfor¬ 
mances - are over. 

Recent news from ACE indicates that the 
city plans on saying “no” to 35 more pro¬ 
posed temporary events than it had in previ¬ 
ous years of operation. In conversations this 
week, Pitts said ACE Corporate Special 
Events Program Manager Bill Manno hopes 
to cut the total amount of temporary events 
(including those put on by SXSW itself) 
from 140 down to 105 - though “it also 
depends on the specifics of each applica¬ 
tion.” Presumably, he’d be more amenable 
to making Temporary Event No. 106 an ele¬ 
mentary school’s bake sale than he would 
another giant Doritos vending machine 
filled with some of history’s hottest rappers. 

Pitts added: “If you’re looking at what part 
of the crowd coming down here that we’re 
trying to address, it’s the people who are com¬ 
ing here for the free events and free alcohol.” 


To that end, ACE announced that it 
would reinstate standard every-day-of-the- 
year amplified-sound restrictions for out¬ 
door events as well as temporary ones: a 
10:30pm curfew Sunday through Wednes¬ 
day, 11pm on Thursday, and midnight on 
Friday and Saturday. Exemptions to extend 
curfews until 2am remain available for 
events in brick-and-mortar venues - unless 
that venue sits within 600 feet of a residen¬ 
tial property; then it’s 8pm on weeknights 
and 10pm on the weekend. (The Scoot Inn 
on East Fourth, which falls in that last cat¬ 
egory, has a neighborhood agreement that 
allows for later curfews.) 

“We’ve been very conscious of not want¬ 
ing to over-cut, or overreact,” said Pitts. 
“We just can’t keep the same business 
model we’ve held for SXSW through 
the years. We have to compensate for 
the changes.” 

SXSW Managing Director Roland Swen¬ 
son wrote via email that the company had 
no hand in “this specific decision.” He 
added that he hopes a lower cap on the 
number of temporary permits “will incen- 
tivize well-planned events and allow for 
better planning and use of resources by the 
city and event producers.” 

While ACE was working to figure out how 
best to the facilitate the issuance of tempo¬ 
rary event permits, the Austin Police 
Department tried to determine the best 
way to make the circus safer. And while 
ACE and the Music Office’s efforts have 
been largely to dissuade what many call the 
“spring break crowd” (those only in town 
for the party) from showing up, APD has 
gone about its planning for the festival 
under the presumption that 2015’s edition 
will be bigger than ever. 


Speaking last month at a meeting of the 
Public Safety Commission, Asst. Chief 
Jason Dusterhoft revealed that APD plans 
on increasing the amount of squad cars 
and officers deployed throughout 
Downtown: an increase of at least 60 more 
officers during “key hours” - 2pm through 
2am - Sunday through 
Thursday, and 120 
additional officers all 
day Friday and 
Saturday (with half 
responding to 911 calls 
and the other half han¬ 
dling various duties 
relating to code 
enforcement). APD 
will also pull “any¬ 
where from 67 units to 
87 units” and reassign 
them Downtown, 
mostly to serve as bar¬ 
ricade reinforcements 
along Red River and 
Sixth Street, where 
police await the even¬ 
tual installation of 
retractable bollards. 

“We only have 25 
marked overtime 
patrol units, so what 
we’ll probably end up 
doing is taking resourc¬ 
es from other areas,” 
said Dusterhoft. “This is going to probably 
include patrol, where we might look at dou¬ 
bling up officers [in various neighborhoods 
where squad cars have been extracted].” 
Dusterhoft assured the PSC the change in 
staffing won’t lead to safety issues in sur¬ 
rounding neighborhoods, “but we’re going 


As an old country saying puts it, “Money is 
like manure - it does no good unless you 
spread it around.” 

Yet, America’s corporate and political lead¬ 
ers have intentionally been shoveling wealth 
into an ever-bigger pile for those at the top. 
They’ve gotten away with this by lying to the 
great majority, which has seen its share of 
America’s prosperity steadily disappear. Yes, 
they’ve told us, the rich are getting richer, but 
that’s just the natural workings of the new 
global economy, in which financial elites are 
rewarded for their exceptional talents, innova¬ 
tion, and bold risk-taking. 

Horse dooties. The massive redistribution 
of America’s wealth from the many to the few 
is happening because the rich and their polit¬ 
ical puppets have rigged the system. Years of 
subsidized offshoring and downsizing, gutting 
labor rights, monkeywrenching the tax code, 
legalizing financial finagling, dismantling 
social programs, increasing the political 


to try to deal with things with the resources 
that we have.” 

Dusterhoft said APD plans to use a spe¬ 
cial response team of 120 officers “who are 
trained in crowd control” to help ward off 
any street fighting, and is hoping the instal¬ 
lation of 45 new high-powered LED lights 
on Sixth Street (as well 
as the repositioning of 
some of APD’s 41 
mobile HALO - High 
Activity Location 
Observation - camer¬ 
as) will help further 
discourage violence. 
He added that a traffic 
plan is not yet finalized 
- the Transportation 
Department has yet to 
receive SXSW’s pro¬ 
posal - but that APD 
intends to deploy a 
quick-response force 
“staged in certain key 
locations” to facilitate a 
steady flow. 

Such precautionary 
measures will be nec¬ 
essary this year, as it’s 
quite possible the 
Music Office’s efforts 
to curtail SXSW’s 
expansion won’t actu¬ 
ally bear fruit until 
2016. The spring break crowd doesn’t come 
for one specific event so much as for SXSW 
as a concept. If bands are playing some¬ 
where, people will post everywhere. This 
year will be all about showing them - polite¬ 
ly - they’re not as welcome as they have 
been in the past. - Chase Hoffberger 


dominance of corporate cash - these and 
other self-serving acts of the moneyed pow¬ 
ers have created the conveyor belt that’s 
moving our wealth from the grassroots to 
the penthouses. 

Not since the Gilded Age, which preceded 
and precipitated the Great Depression, have 
so few amassed so much of our nation’s 
riches. Having learned nothing from 1929’s 
devastating crash, nor from their own bank 
failures in 2008 that crushed our economy, 
the wealthiest of the wealthy fully intend 
to keep taking more for themselves at 
our expense. 

Now, however, the people are onto their 
lies. Polls show that two-thirds of Americans 
support increased taxes on millionaires, an 
end to corporate tax subsidies, and policies 
to more evenly distribute the wealth we all 
help create. This rising egalitarianism shows 
the true American character, and it’s chang¬ 
ing our politics - for the better. 


For more information on Jim Hightower’s work - and to subscribe to his 
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2015 CHANGES 


MUSIC OFFICE 

• 25% reduction in temporary event permits 

• Reinforcing standard curfew hours: 

10:30pm, Sun.-Wed.; 11pm, 

Thu.; 12mid, Fri.-Sat. 

• 2am curfews available only to brick-and- 

mortar venues applying for a permit 

AUSTIN POLICE DEPARTMENT 

• Increased staffing during key hours 

• Implementation of special response team 

trained to handle crowd control 

• Additional enforcement team deployed 

solely for code enforcement 

• 67-87 marked squad cars stationed with 

lights on at all barricaded intersections 

• Installation of new LED lights on 
Sixth Street from 1-35 to Brazos 

• Increased mobility of HALO cameras 

throughout Downtown area 

• Closing of 1-35 access ramps at 

certain key locations 


THE HIGHTOWER REPORT Slower 


Shoveling America’s wealth to the top 


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Unpermitted MLK Billboard Removed by Owner 


Rumors last Thursday that vandals had 
taken a blow-torch to an East Austin bill¬ 
board displaying two images of (and quotes 
from) Martin Luther King Jr. were ended 
Friday afternoon when the Chronicle learned 
that the billboard - cut down by its owners 
- was actually removed at the behest of 
the city. 

Calls made to Dinosaur Outdoor Bill¬ 
boards that afternoon confirmed that code 
compliance was the issue. But company 
manager David Watson refused to acknowl¬ 
edge which city ordinance Dinosaur Outdoor 
had in fact violated, saying only that city 
workers “found one paragraph” in the bill¬ 
board’s contract agreement that wasn’t in 
accord with city regulations. (Also on Friday, 
Watson had identified himself to the Chron¬ 
icle only as “Joe.”) 

On Tuesday, COA Code Compliance 
spokesperson Alana Reed explained that 
the billboard (which stood on an unoccu¬ 
pied plot of land along Martin Luther King 
Jr. Boulevard that’s currently owned by a 
private trust called MLK 969 Revocable 
Living Trust) violated city code in that it 
wasn’t actually permitted through the city. 

In 2008, City Council passed an ordi¬ 
nance requiring sign owners, rather than 
property owners, to register their bill¬ 
boards. Dinosaur once held a permit (origi¬ 


nally issued on March 8, 2008) but it 
expired Dec. 31, 2010. 

Reed couldn’t say why it had taken more 
than four years for the city to notice the bill¬ 
board’s non-permitted existence after its expi¬ 
ration date, or why Dinosaur was able to 
obtain a billboard permit 23 years after the 
city passed an ordinance preventing new bill¬ 
boards within corporate limits, or when exact¬ 
ly the billboard was erected. 

Reed said a municipal judge summoned 
Watson to a jury trial set for Tuesday, Feb. 3, 
but that the case was ultimately dismissed, 
as Watson had already ordered the billboard 
to be cut down at its base. 

Watson refused comment to the Chronicle 
Tuesday, and specifically declined an invitation 
to respond to the city’s belief that he took the 
billboard down on Jan. 19 - Martin Luther 
King Jr. Day - “to make a statement.” 

“I really don’t have anything to say about 
what they said,” said Watson. 

For now, the structure (which still bears 
one of Dr. King’s two quotes and portraits) 
remains on the ground, in the plot of land 
just east of Springdale Road. Watson said 
last Friday that he tried to get a crane out to 
the site that morning for removal but the 
ground was too wet for the crane to anchor 
itself. Tuesday’s steady showers will likely fur¬ 
ther delay that process. - Chase Hoffberger 



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Death Waits for No Plan 

Nevertheless ... city drafts a long-range vision for its five cemeteries 



BY RICHARD WHITTAKER 





Two of the first men buried in an Austin 
cemetery - or so the story goes - were killed 
by Comanche warriors while hunting bear 
in the part of the local forest that would 
eventually become Zilker Park. There’s a 
limestone obelisk in Oakwood Cemetery, 
bought by the daughter of John R. Black, to 
memorialize her father and his friend 
George M. Dolson. 

Currently, you have to hunt the entire 
40-acre cemetery to find it. Maybe you 
could find a staff member of the Parks and 
Recreation Department, or a volunteer from 
Save Austin’s Cemeteries, to point you in 
the right direction. But in the future, it 
should get a lot easier to find the Dolson- 
Black grave, or any other local monument. 
The city has just completed a 542-page mas¬ 
ter plan, describing in detail every aspect of 
Austin’s five municipal graveyards. Project 
Coordinator & Cultural Resource Specialist 
Kim McKnight called it “a plan of the most 
sweeping scale” - one that does not simply 
catalog and map the cemeteries, but sug¬ 
gests ways to make them a real cultural 
asset to the city, through education and 
events. McKnight said, “You can’t get the 
120 people moving to Austin every day to 
care about this place, unless you’re doing 
regular programming and tours.” 


DEATH AND THE MAIDEN 

Just inside the gates of Oakwood, by the 
old chapel, McKnight cheerfully waves me 
over. She has become a major part of the 
public face of the master plan program, and 
the cemeteries have become her outdoor 
offices. Nearby, part of the 22-member cem¬ 
etery management and maintenance team 
is packing up after a morning of cleaning 
and mowing. She chats with them about 
what her office has planned - not least, new 
bathrooms for staff - and they pick her 
brain about the cemetery’s age and history. 
She laughs, telling them that they probably 
know the grounds better than her by now. 
“Y’all see all the people who’s buried here,” 
she tells them, before opening up the back 
door to the chapel. 

Inside, the chapel is clearly in need of 
renovation. McKnight apologizes, as though 
it’s a messy office desk, yet it’s really an 
architectural historian’s dream. A rare 
example of early 20th century Gothic reviv¬ 
al in Austin, in one corner there’s a stack of 
iron fencing from around individual graves, 
taken up to protect them from vandals and 
scrap-metal thieves. A pair of rough-hewn 
wooden tombstones from the 1910s have 
miraculously survived the Texas weather, 


and are stored here for safe-keeping. For 
McKnight, these are the kind of artifacts 
that the cemeteries should be highlighting, 
not hiding in a locked room. The goal, she 
said, “rather than just think about it as 
operations and management, is to have 
somebody here who can do programming 
for children and fourth-grade 
Texas history classes.” 

The city of Austin runs five 
cemeteries scattered around 
town: Oakwood, Oakwood 
Annex, Plummers, and 
Evergreen in East Austin, 
and Austin Memorial Park, 
bordering MoPac to the west. 

As the oldest, Oakwood is 
also the most obviously his¬ 
toric. This is where the town’s grandees are 
buried: the Zilkers, Scarboroughs, Lamars, 
Littlefields, Muellers, and Bergstroms. 
Read the smaller tombstones, and there are 
the forgotten waves of migrants that came 
to Austin, with periods of Scandinavian and 
Scottish influx, and corners dedicated to 
Austin’s Jewish community. Tragedies left 
their mark, like the sudden swell of infant 
burials in Baby Town (as such areas are 
called) during the 1918 flu epidemic. Then 
there are areas dedicated to the unions and 


trade organizations that built the city. “All 
the great fraternal organizations are repre¬ 
sented in the cemeteries,” said McKnight. 
“There’s even a section with cast fire 
hydrants for firefighters.” 

Yet each cemetery is the history of 
Austin, played out graveyard by graveyard, 
plot by plot. In 1839, when Oakwood opened, 
it was the burial ground for the capital city 
of the independent nation of the Republic 
of Texas. Back then, the northwest corner 
was reserved as the “colored cemetery.” 
That was segregation in the soil, but that 
wasn’t enough in the era of separate but 
equal - and so in 1928 Evergreen became 
the city’s first dedicated African-American 
municipal cemetery. Over time, it became a 
point of pride, an Oakwood for the Eastside. 
Plummers, by contrast, is the archetypal 
potter’s field, with headstones chiseled on a 
flagstone by family members, or maybe in 
iron in a welding shop. Families that 
couldn’t afford even to carve their own 
headstones would often just plant bulbs 
instead; each spring redraws the map of 
burials, as crocuses and daffodils spring up 
over the deceased. 

Most modern private cemeteries are out 
in the suburbs, so for McKnight, the fact 
that these are in the heart of the city make 
them a valuable resource. She said, “These 
are beautiful, open spaces next to neighbor¬ 
hoods where people go to walk and be 
thoughtful. There’s something about ceme¬ 
teries that make them a contemplative 
space, and people who don’t have anyone 
buried here but live nearby have a really 
strong connection.” 

That connection can be unexpected. Out 
at Austin Memorial Park, Cemetery Manag¬ 
er Gilbert Hernandez leans over the wheel 
of the golf cart he uses to silently navigate 
the nearly 100-acre site. It’s a perfect Texas 
January day, with the trees full of mocking¬ 
birds, and the odd flash of a cardinal in full 
winter crimson. “We’ve seen red tail hawks 
out here,” he said, noting that the grounds 
have become a mecca for urban bird watch¬ 
ers and photographers. McKnight calls 
Hernandez’s job the toughest in all of 
PARD, but he talks of it as a balancing act. 

“We’re part sales staff, part 
maintenance, but we’re also 
part grief counselors 
because these folks are 
dealing with the loss of a 
loved one. Sometimes it’s 
just, put ’em there, let’s go, 
and sometimes they come 
three or four times before 
they find the right spot that 
speaks to them.” 

FOR THE LIVING 

Cemetery management is also a relatively 
recent addition to PARD’s assignments. It 
was under Public Works for decades, then 
transferred to PARD in 1986. Then the city 
hired San Marcos-based InterCare Corp. in 
1990 to run operations. Yet it was never a 
truly successful relationship, so in 2013 
PARD took back the day-to-day facility oper¬ 
ations, even selling lots through the newly 

CONTINUED ON P.24 


Each cemetery 
is the history of 
Austin, played 
out graveyard 
by graveyard, 
plot by plot. 


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established Cemetery Operations Group. 
McKnight said, “Nobody takes better care of 
a park or cemetery than the owner.” 

The transfer hasn’t always been easy. 
Last November, the team was dinged in a 
city audit for inaccurate record-keeping, 
and even for selling the same plot twice on 
the same day. However, a quick look around 
their offices suggests why. Record-keeping 
relies on plot books: a paper record, hand¬ 
written, of every lot sold, filled, or still avail¬ 
able. If staff members are lucky, there may 
be a current address for the family, but only 
if they are lucky. 

There is software available that can han¬ 
dle the work, as McKnight said. “It allows 
you to track deeds, descendant data. 
Everything you might have to deal with in a 
cemetery, they’re tracking.” But that’s not 
expected to be installed here until the sec¬ 
ond quarter of 2015, and then the staff will 
have to begin inputting details of the 65,000 
interments that they know of. 

Now, because of the master plan process, 
they at least know what they face. McKnight 
explained that the original idea for a plan 
really came from public advocacy. The 
Parks Board responded by assembling a 
working group, comprised of Chair Jane 
Rivera and members Lynn Osgood and 


Carol Lee. “They recognized that they 
needed to put a microscope on the needs of 
the cemeteries,” said McKnight. By the fall 
of 2013, they had hired three firms - 
AmaTerra Environmental Inc., John Milner 
Associates Inc., and McDoux Preservation 
LLC - to work on the core plan, while 
AmaTerra and the Davey Tree Company 
collaborated on a supplementary tree sur¬ 
vey. Meanwhile, McKnight found cemeter¬ 
ies had become a higher priority under the 
old Council (especially former Mayor Lee 
Leffingwell), and the new Council appears 
similarly engaged, with Council Members 
Leslie Pool and Ora Houston taking the 
lead, and Mayor Pro Tern Kathie Tovo pro¬ 
viding a bridge between the two eras. 
McKnight said, “We’ve never had more 
interest in the cemeteries than we have 
now from the city.” 

With the ink barely dry on the master 
plan draft and a month to go on public con¬ 
sultation, McKnight said she’s already got 
other cities contacting her about the pro¬ 
cess. With good reason: Outside of military 
cemeteries, such civic master plans are 
unusual, and varying burial practices in 
other countries mean differing cemetery 
management practices. For example, 
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for 50 years, and then you’re done.” By con¬ 
trast, American municipal graveyards are 
public spaces made up of interlocking pri¬ 
vate property - the city owns the land, but 
the lots and everything on them, from grave 
markers to flower vases, belong to the fam¬ 
ily of the deceased. “Kind of like condos,” 
said McKnight, “but they last forever.” 

So comparable U.S. studies are rare. The 
city of Sacramento, Calif., issued one in 
2007, and New Braunfels assembled its own 
in 2010. Texas State lecturer and Center for 
Texas Public History Chief Historian Dan 
Utley, who was part of the New Braunfels 
team, quoted UT-Austin Geographer Terry 
G. Jordan: “Cemeteries are for the living.” 
Utley continued, “In effect, they are held in 
public trust to serve citizens, both past and 
present.” When undertaking the study, his 
purpose was to put that city’s two cemeter¬ 
ies into the historical and demographic 
context. He said, “The needs of the resource 
are often complex and specialized, but the 
benefits to the community 
are profound and worthy 
of the investment.” 

It also became a preser¬ 
vation handbook of sorts. 

In Central Texas, wild 
temperature fluctuations 
make stonework and land¬ 
scaping fragile, while the 
shifting clay soils of New Braunfels can 
make monuments unstable. Utley 
explained, “On the human side of the equa¬ 
tion - and this is by no means unique to 
Texas - we also have to worry about well- 
meaning, but inappropriate maintenance 
procedures and stone restoration efforts. 
That’s another reason why the master plan 
is so important - because it can serve as a 
detailed educational manual for those who 
will be providing the upkeep.” 

EMBRACING A LEGACY 

The first stage of the Austin plan was an 
exhaustive mapping of each cemetery, 
down to marking the location and diameter 
of individual trees. That may seem like a 
secondary priority, but McKnight 
explained that, when the city held public 
outreach meetings about the plan in 2013, 
“that was one of the top issues that came 
up time and again.” 

Now the team has full locator maps, so 
they can better plan burials, monument and 
building restoration, irrigation, and general 
management. It’s not just about setting 
more efficient mowing calendars. A core 
recommendation of the draft plan is that 
three locations - Oakwood, Oakwood 
Annex, and Plummers - be reclassified as 
historic cemeteries. It’s a subtle but signifi¬ 
cant change in emphasis. There are still the 
odd burials at all three, maybe one or two a 
year, but they’re on plots sold decades ago, 
and that means that PARD can put new 
emphasis onto restoration, education, and 
engaging with partner groups, such as local 
historical associations. McKnight said, “We 
take the cultural landscape approach, where 
you look at everything as contributing to 
the character. The trees, the sidewalk, the 
curbing. You only fix what you have to.” 


The increased emphasis on cultural 
legacy is great news for Save Austin’s 
Cemeteries. Established in 2004, the non¬ 
profit has been deeply involved in mapping 
and chronicling the city’s municipal grave¬ 
yards, as well as providing the kind of tours 
and programs that McKnight hopes her 
staff can build upon. They have also taken a 
role in restoration since, as a nonprofit, they 
can apply for grants not available to the 
city. Group founder Dale Flatt called the 
master plan “a preservation plan and work¬ 
ing business model,” and argued it will be 
an important funding tool for the cemeter¬ 
ies. “Nobody’s going to give you money 
until you have a plan on paper. That’s why 
it’s really important that we do this.” 

Even if no grants appear, the sheer act of 
collecting the data is already a boon, espe¬ 
cially in providing invaluable demograph¬ 
ic records for historians. Flatt said, “You 
go to somewhere like Oakwood, where 
they talk about, oh, he was born in 
Yorkshire, England, and 
married so-and-so, and 
was governor whenever, 
and then died. Nowadays, 
it’s just 1958-2015 - and all 
the information between 
the dashes is gone.” 

The planning process 
allowed the team to fill in 
some of those blanks. The team worked 
with groups like the African-American 
Cultural Heritage District, and with resi¬ 
dents who know the history behind the 
names. For example, McKnight connected 
Saundra Kirk with the out-of-town consul¬ 
tants, to walk through the graveyards and 
explain who these people really were. “She’s 
the daughter of Willie Mae Kirk, one of the 
most prominent civil rights leaders in our 
community, and she spent a lot of time 
walking them through and saying, that’s 
so-and-so, and that’s so-and-so.” 

ENGAGING HISTORY 

The nature of mortality means more 
names will inevitably join that list, and 
Austin Memorial Park and Evergreen are 
still in almost daily usage for burials. Unlike 
just about every big city in Texas, Austin is 
still in the funeral business, and with almost 
34,000 empty plots, it will be so for decades. 
That means that PARD can look at those 
working sites specifically to develop new 
burial and memorial guidelines, responding 
sensitively to evolving burial practices and 
ways of mourning. Some are entrenched, 
such as the African-American tradition of 
keeping graves clear of grass, as a mark of 
respect. Others are more personal. Hernan¬ 
dez said, “We allow the public to place stuff 
that might not be considered appropriate, 
particularly in a private cemetery where the 
rules are much more conservative. One of 
the things that we’re doing in the master 
plan is to set the rules and regulations to 
help us further define what’s appropriate.” 

There’s also the matter of space. Historic¬ 
ally, Americans have been devoted to full- 
body interment and so, McKnight said, “At 
current burial rates, 30,000 spaces should 

CONTINUED ON P.26 


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CEMETERY PLAN continued from p.25 

last us a minimum of 30 years.” However, 
by 2017, it’s expected that 50% of all funer¬ 
als will be cremations. Yet not all those 
ashes will simply be scattered to the winds, 
and burial of cremated remains (known in 
the trade as “cremains”) complete with a 
small headstone is still common. That could 
be good news, since a single burial plot can 
be replatted into four cremation lots. The 
master plan for Austin Memorial also pro¬ 
poses building a columbarium at Austin 
Memorial: Named after the Latin word for a 
dovecote, this would provide a permanent 
structure for storing cremains in cinerary 
urns. Between those two changes, those 
30,000 spaces could readily become 40,000 
or more. 

There is also a financial aspect: As Her¬ 
nandez noted, “Death is a business.” Cur¬ 
rently, his office nets between $1.5 and $1.9 
million for the city, and receives an opera¬ 
tional budget of around $2.1 million from 
general revenue. Arguably, that difference 
is a simple return on investment: The cem¬ 
etery department has been paying cash into 
city coffers for almost two centuries and, as 
Flatt noted, the city should have estab¬ 
lished an endowment fund decades ago. 
But by transferring three of the cemeteries 
to a historic designation, McKnight hopes 
there will be a more realistic expectation of 
what the department does and its needs. 
“At some point, you’ve got things the city 
does that only cost money, and aren’t reve¬ 
nue-generating. That’s really what historic 
cemeteries are destined to become.” 

“Nobody’s going to 
give you money until 
you have a plan on 
paper. That’s why 
it’s really important 
that we do this.” 

- Dale Flatt 

One day, all five cemeteries will be his¬ 
toric, since both Oakwood and Evergreen 
will be full, and there are no plans to add 
more properties to the city’s inventory. 
McKnight’s group is already resisting calls 
to take over full ownership of Bethany on 
Springdale, thought to be the city’s first 
and biggest slave graveyard. It’s currently 
maintained by Travis County, and while 
McKnight appreciates the inherent com¬ 
pliment to her department’s skills and 
experiences, she’s wary of adding extra 
workload when they are already so busy. 
“We don’t want to become a victim of our 
own success.” 

But if the master plan process works, 
McKnight expects that Austinites, whether 
native or transplant, will think a little more 
about these final resting places. She said, 
“If we can get people to start caring about 
cemeteries when they don’t have loved ones 
[there], then we will have succeeded.” ■ 

The draft Austin Cemetery Master Plan is online 

at www.austintexas.gov/cmp, and the city will 
be inviting public feedback on it until March 6. 


THE FIVE AUSTIN PUBLIC CEMETERIES 



Oakwood 

1601 Navasota 
Established: 1839 
Size: 40 acres 
Unsold plots: None 

Status: The city’s original municipal graveyard, it was 
completely sold out by the early 1900s. There are still 
occasional burials on family plots. 

Notable interments: Susanna Dickinson Hannig (1814-1883), 
most notable survivor of the Battle of the Alamo; James 
Stephen Hogg (1851-1906), first native-born governor of Texas; 
Andrew Jackson Zilker (1858-1934), innovator of Zilker Park. 


Plummers 

1150 Springdale 

Established: Precise date unknown, 
but likely 1898 as a folk cemetery 
Size: 8 acres 

Unsold plots: None K 

Status: No longer in regular use. * 

Notable interments: Tom Sylvester != 

Plummer (1902-1986), first black I 

deputy sheriff in Travis County. | 

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DC 





Oakwood Annex 

1601 Comal 

Established: 1914 

Size: 22 acres 

Unsold plots: None 

Status: Opened as an extension for 

the main Oakwood, it also sold out 

by the Thirties. 

Notable interments: Dr. Robert 
John Brackenridge (1839-1918), phy¬ 
sician; Goodall H. Wooten (1869- 
1942), physician and president of 
Austin Chamber of Commerce; Lala 
Fay Watts (1881-1971), suffragist and 
first Texas child welfare inspector. 



Evergreen 

3304 E. 12th 
Established: 1926 
Size: 30 acres 
Unsold plots: 400 
Status: The city’s historic 
African-American cemetery, still 
in regular use. 

Notable interments: Willie Mae 
Kirk (1921-2013), civil rights 
activist; Dick “Night Train” Lane 
(1927-2002), Pro Football Hall 
of Famer; Oscar L. Thompson 
(1907-1962), first African- 
American graduate of UT-Austin. 



Austin Memorial Park 

2800 Hancock 

Established: 1927 as a private entity; sold to city in 1941 
Size: 86 acres 
Unsold plots: 33,040 

Status: The city’s most heavily used cemetery, with 
over 200 interments a year. 

Notable interments: James A. Michener (1907-1997), 
Pulitzer Prize-winning author; Zachary Thomson Scott 
Jr. (1914-1965), actor in Academy Award-nominated 
film The Southerner, Frank Hamer (1884-1955), Texas 
Ranger who led the hunt for Bonnie Parker and Clyde 
Barrow in 1934; Bibb Augustus “Jockey” Falk (1899- 
1989), Texas Baseball Hall of Famer. 


For More Info 

The Save Austin’s 
Cemeteries website is 
www.sachome.org. 

For info on the Texas 
State Cemetery, 909 

Navasota, see www. 
cemetery.state.tx.us. 

And the Austin 
Genealogical Society 

maintains a list of some 273 
private cemeteries in Travis 
County: www.austintx 
gensoc.org/cemeteries. 


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A generous resident (name withheld by KDKA-TV) of South Oakland, Pa., 
in seasonal spirit the week before Christmas, invited a pregnant, homeless 
woman she had met at a Rite Aid store home with her for a hot shower, a 
change of clothes and a warm bed for the night. The resident was forced to 
call police, though, when she went to check up on her guest and discovered 
her engaging in sexual activity with the resident’s pit bull. The guest, enraged 
at being caught, vandalized the home before officers arrived to arrest her. 


Big-Tent Mentality 

The Project Theater Board at Mount 
Holyoke College in South Hadley, Mass., 
decided in January to cancel its upcoming 
annual presentation of the feminist classic 
Vagina Monologues. The all-women’s college 
recently declared it would admit males who 
lived and identified as female (regardless of 
genitalia), and the basis for cancellation of 
Vagina Monologues was that the unmodifiable 
script is not “inclusive” of those females - 
that it covers only experiences of females 
who actually have vaginas. 

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished 

Kathi Fedden filed a $30 million wrongful 
death lawsuit in December against Suffolk 
County, N.Y., police after her 29-year-old son, 
driving drunk in 2013, fatally crashed into an 
office. She reasons that the son’s death is 
the fault of the police officer who stopped 
him earlier that evening and who must have 
noticed he was already drunk but did not 
arrest him. The officer, who knew the son as 
the owner of a popular-with-police local delica¬ 
tessen, merely gave the son a lift home, but 
the son later drove off in his mother’s car, in 
which he had the fatal crash. 

The New Normal 

The website/smartphone app Airbnb, 
launched in 2008, connects travelers seeking 
lodging with individuals offering private facili¬ 
ties at certain prices. About a year ago, entre¬ 
preneur Travis Laurendine launched a similar 
smartphone app, “Airpnp,” to connect people 
walking around select cities and needing 
access to a toilet, listing residents who make 
their utilities available, with description and 
price. Laurendine told the New York Post in 


January that New York City is a promising 
market (though his two best cities are New 
Orleans and Antwerp, Belgium). The prices 
vary from free to $20, and the facilities range 
from a sweet-smelling room stocked with 
reading material to a barely maintained toilet 
(with no lavatory), but, said one supplier, 
sometimes people “really need to go, and 
this will have to do.” 

Government in Action 

Kentucky, one of America’s financially 
worse-off states, annually spends $2 million 
of taxpayer money on salaries and expenses 
for 41 “jailers” who have no jails to manage. 
Research by the Kentucky Center for 
Investigative Reporting in January noted that 
Kentucky’s constitution requires “elected” jail¬ 
ers, notwithstanding that 41 counties have 
shut down their jails and house detainees 
elsewhere via contracts with sheriffs. (Though 
the jailers may be called upon to transport 
prisoners from time to time, the 41 counties 
are mostly small ones with few detainees.) 
Several jailers have full-time “side” jobs, and 
one jail-less jailer employs five deputies while 
another has 11 part-timers. 

A.K. Verma was an “assistant executive 
engineer” working for India’s Central Public 
Works Department in 1990, with 10 years on 
the job when he went on leave - and had still 
not returned by the end of 2014, when the 
government finally fired him. He had submit¬ 
ted numerous requests for extensions during 
the ensuing 24 years, but all were denied, 
though no agency or court managed to force 
him back to work. (India’s bureaucracy is gen¬ 
erally acknowledged to be among the most 
dysfunctional in Asia.) 


Ironies 

Timothy DeFoggi, 56, was sentenced in 
January to 25 years in prison on child pornog¬ 
raphy charges - unable to keep his illicit 
online transactions hidden from law-enforce¬ 
ment authorities. Before his conviction, he 
was acting director for cyber security in the 
U.S. Department of Health and Human 
Services and, one would assume (wrongly), 
an accomplished user of security software. 

After a heavy snowstorm in Frankfort, Ky. 

(the state capital), in November, with many 
absences reported, the state labor policy agen¬ 
cy (called the Labor Cabinet) was among the 
agencies needing snow removal at its head¬ 
quarters more promptly than overworked clean¬ 
up crews could provide. A call was circulated 
for volunteers to go outside and shovel snow, 
but that job was apparently too laborious for 
the labor agency; there was only one taker. 

The Tampa Bay Times (formerly St. Petersburg 
Times), reeling financially as many newspapers 
are, pledged several properties it owns (includ¬ 
ing its downtown headquarters) to borrow $30 
million last year from a distressed-property 
lender and now announces an intention to pay 
back that loan by selling the properties. As 
reported by the local St. Petersblog website, 
the sore-thumb loan was almost exactly the 
amount the Times paid in 2002 for “naming 
rights” to the Tampa concert-and-hockey venue, 
the Ice Palace (which became the St. 

Petersburg Times Forum and is now Amalie 
Arena). Thus, St. Petersblog wrote, “do the 
math,” concluding that the Tampa Bay Times 
was pressured to sell its own headquarters 
building in order to pay for the 12-year privilege 
of being able to name someone else’s building. 

Least Competent Criminals 

Not Well Thought-Out: 1) Shane Lindsey, 

32, allegedly robbed the Citizens Bank in New 
Kensington, Pa., on Jan. 14 and ran off down 
the street, but was arrested about 15 min¬ 
utes later a few blocks away, having stopped 
off at Eazer’s Restaurant and Deli to order 
chicken and biscuits. 2) Jeffrey Wood, 19, 
was arrested in the act of robbing a 7-Eleven 
in northeast Washington, D.C., on Jan. 10 - 
because two plainclothes detectives were in 
the store at the time (though the police 
badge of one was hanging from a chain 
around her neck). As soon as the man 
announced, “This is a stickup,” the detective 
drew her gun and yelled, “Stop playing. I got 
17,” (meaning a gun with 17 bullets). 

A “News of the Weird” Classic 
(July 2011) 

On May 21, 2011, Jesse Robinson either 
established or tied the unofficial world record 
for unluckiest underage drinker of all time 
when he was booked into the Hamilton 
County (Ohio) jail for underage consumption. 
According to booking records, Robinson’s 
date of birth is May 22, 1990. 


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www.newsoftheweird.blogspot.com 
(or www.newsoftheweird.com). 

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The Tigress, 5-7pm 

VISUAL ARTS: Experimental Printmaking 

Women & Their Work, 6pm 

GAY PLACE: Our Children Our Future 

First United Methodist Church, 7pm 

FILM: Blade Runner: The Final Cut 

Alamo Lakeline, 1 & 10pm 

FILM: Le Pont du Nord Marchesa Hall, 7:30pm 



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THEATRE: Everything Is Established 

Off Center, 8pm 

CLASSICAL MUSIC: Austin Symphony 
Orchestra: Karen Gomyo Long Center, 8pm 
FILM: Alleluia Marchesa Hall, 8pm 
GAY PLACE: Have You Seen S.E.X. 

El Tiempo Dance Studio, 9:30pm 

MUSIC: Obscured by Echoes 

Spider House Ballroom 

MUSIC: Pharmakon Hotel Vegas 



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Rosewood Park, 11am 

KIDS: Fump Family Music Festival 

1300 Lavaca, lOam-lpm 

MEAL TIMES: First Plates Launch Party 

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MUSIC: First of the Month Smokeout 

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MUSIC: Robyn Hitchcock, Emma Swift Parish 
COMEDY: Chris Mata Velveeta Room, 9 & 11pm 



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Austin Books & Comics, 2-5pm 

MEAL TIMES: Texas Tea Festival 

Saengerrunde Hall, 1 lam-5 pm 

COMMUNITY: Darwin Day Celebration 

JJ. Pickle Research Center, noon-5pm 
MUSIC: B.J. Thomas One World Theatre, 7pm 
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BORN IN FLAMES 

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meal TIMES: First Plates Special Edition 

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COMEDY: Shit’s Golden Spider House Ballroom, 7pm 

LITERA: Matthea Harvey Avaya Auditorium (UT 
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DANCE: Refugia B. Iden Payne Theatre, 7:30pm 
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Finding Refuge 

UT THEATRE STUDENTS CROSS BORDERS WITH 
THE ACCLAIMED ARTISTS OF THE MOVING 
CO M PAN Y IN REFUG I.A by Robert Faires 


Millions fleeing Syria for safe haven in 
Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan, and Iraq. Hundreds 
of thousands entering the U.S. from Mexico 
each year. One Estonian composer emigrat¬ 
ing to the West from the Soviet Union. These 
compelling tales of people crossing borders 
struck a chord with the members of the 
Moving Company, an accomplished theatre 
troupe that rose from the ashes of the Tony 
Award-winning Theatre de la Jeune Lune - so 
much so that they decided to use them to 
make a play, one exploring exile, immigration, 
and borders - the ones between nations but 
also ones between people, cultures, life and 
death. And to help them develop it, they 
turned to students in the University of Texas 
Department of Theatre & Dance. This week¬ 
end, the fruit of their labors, Refugia, opens 
in the B. Iden Payne Theatre. 

True to its name, the Moving Company 
gets around. Austin. Louisville. Davis, Calif. 
Iowa City. Washington, D.C. Though members 
Steven Epp, Dominique Serrand, Christina 
Baldwin, and Nathan Keepers all live in 
Minneapolis and produce most of their work 
there, they maintain no home theatre, as 
Jeune Lune did. Much of their time is spent 
on the road, presenting the company’s fin¬ 
ished works and devising new ones, often in 
partnership with university theatre depart¬ 
ments, which enables the Moving Company 
to do basically “R&D” on its productions, 
says Epp. “We get to see the show fully real¬ 
ized, fully costumed, designed, built, and per¬ 
formed in front of an audience, [which] 


informs us hugely what’s there - if there’s 
something there [laughs] - that can then be 
grown into a fully developed piece.” But the 
challenge with it is, “it’s a very fast pro¬ 
cess.” For Refugia, company members spent 
two weeks in Austin in October developing 
the concept and preliminary designs, all of 
which are being handled by MFA students 
and auditioning undergrad acting students. 
They had two months to structure the piece, 
then returned to town with just five weeks to 
build and mount the show. “It’s a short 
amount of time to generate and shape and 
hone and fully write a new piece. So we 
move fast. We make some quick decisions, 
we let go of certain things and home in on 
what’s working now.” 

Devising new work in such a tight time 
frame is not for all students, which made 
casting “a tricky sort of chicken-and-egg 
moment,” says Epp. “We knew enough to 
know what we thought we were going to 
need. We also knew that we don’t really 
know, so you have to punt a little bit. Mostly 
we look for kids who are game, open, playful, 
seem interested, have a bit of an opinion, 
and feel like they would want to engage in 
this kind of work. Some actors are only inter¬ 
ested in being handed a part and learning 
their lines. This is a very different beast - 
especially at this phase, when it’s still being 
discovered and found. If you’re open to it and 
know how to look at what it is, it can be 


Steven Epp in Refugia 


DR. FAUSTUS’ SOUL goes on the market 
Tuesday when the American Shakespeare Center’s 
touring production of Christopher Marlowe’s Doctor 
Faustus stops in UT’s Texas Union Theater. Andrew 
Goldwasser plays the scholar who cuts a deal with 
the devil, and earning a signing bonus from the 
original Boss From Hell is Stephanie Holladay Earl 
as Mephistopheles. Besides the rare chance to see 
Marlowe’s work, you get to see angels, demons, 
Helen of Troy, the Seven Deadly Sins, and Lucifer 
himself onstage. The company presents Hamlet on 
Monday, www.shakespeare-winedale.org 


AUSTIN’S PIG WARS finally earned their 

dramatic due in Beth Webster’s The King of 
Texas, mounted for the FronteraFest Long Fringe 
by another Webster, Hyde Park Theatre Artistic 
Director Ken (no kin). As diplomat Alphonse 
Dubois de Saligny, Zac Thomas comically amped 
up the Gallic outrage over the French Legation’s 
porcine invaders and their owner, Richard Boo- 
LOCK - an extravagant pomposity nicely offset 
by the nonchalant charm and strained patience 
of Kenneth Wayne Bradley’s Cherokee- 
channeling Sam Houston. 


incredibly empowering and eye-opening 
for an actor. If you’re really paying 
attention, you can learn so much 
about how theatre actually works.” 

With Refugia, that can mean learning 
how the Moving Company members 
approach their craft. Epp says this is 
the first time he and his colleagues 
have performed with students: “We’re 
finding that to be really beneficial, 
because by being onstage with us, 
they’re able to see what we do and 
how we go at things, and that energiz¬ 
es them and widens their view of 
what’s possible for an actor to try in 
the room. And watch us fail - fail mis¬ 
erably - and [see] where we find 
things and how we find things and 
what do we do with that and how it 
gets honed and shaped and crafted.” 
Like the characters in its stories, 
the artists have taken a journey with Refugia. 
“Every piece is leaping into unknown territory,” 
says Epp. “That’s the nature of creating the¬ 
atre, and it’s even true when you have a solid 
play in front of you. It’s always, on a certain 
level, terrifying and unknown. So that artistic 
process, it’s not like going into exile or being a 
refugee, but you’re heading off into the 
unknown and it is like crossing a border. 

You’re just hoping you’re going to find a place 
that’s warm and safe.” The students started 
in a place, he says, wondering “‘Who the hell 
are these people and where are they leading 
us?’ And they’ve watched it coalesce into 
something that we all now have a grasp on 
and are starting to feel excited about and that 
there’s something beautiful there. The piece is 
very funny and very moving and very odd and 
very evocative - it’s a lot of different things. 
And some of it, we don’t know quite what the 
impact of that moment is, but it feels potent. 
So I think everyone feels the sense of being 
on that journey. It’s exciting. We’re making 
something that never existed before.” ■ 


Refugia runs Feb. 12-15, Thu.-Sat., 7:30pm; 
Sat.-Sun., 2pm, in the B. Iden Payne Theatre, 
300 E. 23rd, UT campus. For more information, 
visit www.jointhedrama.org. 


T TWT T T XT Jessi Cape on March: Book Two by 

AiN J\ulIN John Lewis and Andrew Aydin, 
illustrated by Nate Powell: “Lewis’ recollection of the pain of the 
violence directed at the Freedom Riders is palpable, the 
determination of the movement even more so: 'The fare was 
paid in blood, but the Freedom Rides stirred the national 
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Delighted Lee 

Actor Lee Eddy is back onstage in Austin after five years 
away, and boy, is she happy 


BY ROBERT FAIRES 



Austin got a lot less funny when Lee 
Eddy left town. 

How could it not, after she gave so many 
inspired comic performances on our local 
stages? Adorably crotchety Norma in The 
Cry Pitch Carrolls, moxie-fueled Molly in 
The Intergalactic Nemesis, nitwitty Bianca 
in Desdemona: A Play About a Handkerchief 
(an Austin Critics Table Award-winning 
turn that Chronicle reviewer Wayne Alan 
Brenner described as being “like this irre¬ 
sistible combination of Lucille Ball and Don 
Knotts”). She proved how snarkily she 
could fill Crumpet’s pointy shoes playing 
the Macy’s Elf in The Santaland Diaries 
one Christmas, and even mined hilarity 
from a haunted Lovborg in Hedda (two 
more performances honored by the Critics 
Table). And let’s not forget the improv and 
sketch work she did in comedy groups 
Fatbuckle, Think Tank, and the Knuckleball 
Now, or her autobiographical alter ego, 
Ladee Leroy, which she brought from blog 
to stage in a riotous solo show. Even in her 
salad days at St. Edward’s University in the 
late Nineties, Eddy was cracking up crowds 
majorly in shows such as Laughter on the 
23rd Floor and The Kathy & Mo Show: 
Parallel Lives. By the time she packed her 
bags for New York City, she’d been dubbed 
by Chronicle critic Barry Pineo “the queen, 
the empress, the supreme ruler of broad 
[comedy],” while this writer had called her 
“as gifted a comic actress as we have in 
Austin today.” 

With that kind of talent and skill, even 
Eddy’s biggest fans couldn’t begrudge her 
leaving to take that inevitable shot at the 
big time. But, alas, the Big Apple wasn’t as 
quick to recognize her comedic gifts (or 
dramatic ones, which Eddy also possesses 
in abundance) as Austin. She found herself 
spending less and less time onstage and 
more and more time taking on roles in life: 
nonprofit professional (at the Brooklyn arts 
center BRIC), spouse (to film actor-produc¬ 
er Macon Blair of Blue Ruin), and, as of Feb. 
20, 2013, mother (to Buck). And that eventu¬ 
ally led Eddy and Blair to decide they’d had 
enough time in NYC and should head back 
to the ATX. 

And the return to Austin has also meant 
a return to the stage for Eddy. She’s already 
rejoined the Knuckleball Now for several 
shows, and this week she opens her first 
show with Physical Plant Theater since Not 
Clown, playing a mail-order bride dealing 
with a pair of knuckleheaded servants 
(played by Jeffery Mills and Michael Joplin) 
in Everything Is Established, a new play by 
Rude Mech Hannah Kenah. That gave the 
Chronicle a happy excuse to learn more 
about Eddy’s time away and how she feels 
being back, in Austin and onstage. The fol¬ 
lowing interview was conducted by email. 


Austin Chronicle: You stayed in Austin 
almost a decade after you graduated from 
St. Edward’s and did a lot of performing. 
What were you feeling about the local the¬ 
atre scene when you decided to leave? And 
what did you expect from the move? 

Lee Eddy: I was hopelessly in love with 
the local theatre scene when I left in 2008. 
It was my family. Not only did it fulfill my 
artistic needs, but it was my support base 
on a personal and emotional level. I 
learned from it: about the craft of theatre 
and also how to forge meaningful, deeply 
personal friendships. Goodness gracious, 
I’m tearing up just thinking about how 
much the theatre scene in Austin meant to 
me. This may be super granola, but it 
raised me into the adult I am today in a lot 
of ways. 

But a couple of years prior to the move, I 
had a nagging “what if...” in the back of my 
head. “What if you moved to another city? 
What if you really put your head down and 
focused on supporting yourself purely 
through acting? What if there’re opportuni¬ 
ties outside of Austin that you are missing 
out on?” I had to follow that “what if’ 
because I knew it wouldn’t stop otherwise 
and I would feel disappointed in myself for 
not following that urge. 

Hindsight being 20/20, that nagging voice 
was my Ego. I felt I was in a bit of a rut - a 
wonderful rut, of course - I mean, I was 
performing and working constantly, but I 
felt stuck. And I think that Ego was all, 
“Psst. Hey. Let’s see what else is out there, 
eh?” Ego has a way of being very persuasive 
... and very loud. 


Meeting Macon was the extra push 
toward seeing what was on the other side of 
“what if.” Of course, I didn’t move to New 
York for a boy, because what levelheaded 
lady would do such a thing? I moved there 
because I wanted to see what was out there. 
And Macon was a delightful, handsome 
perk that was the extra nudge to set a date, 
put things in boxes, and take a chance. 

AC: What did you end up getting out of your 
time away? (Besides a husband and a son - 
not that those aren’t important.) 

LE: Well, yeah. I got Macon, and later, 
Buck. Score! 

But I also got a real smack upside the 
head: I had it great in Austin. 

NYC is a tough place. It’s expensive, 
humanity is bursting out of its seams, there 


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is no such thing as quiet, the day-to-day 
navigation of the place can be exhausting ... 
and I didn’t have an artistic community to 
work with and lean on. I would have to 
build it from scratch. And I tried, I did some 
plays, I was a company member with Story 
Pirates and Peoples Improv Theater for a 
couple of years. I went to auditions, but I 
wasn’t making the types of connections I 
wanted. Nothing measured up to Austin. 

On top of that, I had to get a for-real day 
job so I could afford Brooklyn and - lo and 
behold! - I was really good at it. It felt good 
to make money, to pay off debts, and it was 


nice to confirm that I was capable of doing 
a desk job and doing it well. But I felt like a 
double-agent: Once a colleague was talking 
about another colleague and said, “Well, so- 
and-so is really an actor, so so-and-so 
doesn’t really know about [whatever the 
project was],” and I had to stop Ego from 
jumping up all akimbo-like, ripping off an 
imaginary mask, and shouting, “I AM AN 
ACTOR, TOO! MUAHAHA!” Because, was I 
really an actor anymore? I mean, by that 
point, it had been the longest streak in my 
life of not doing a play. I wasn’t doing what 
I had moved up there to do ... so what was 
the point of being there again? 

Then Buck was born, and it was a no- 
brainer: We had to get to Austin. Priorities 
had shifted; we wanted a house, a retire¬ 


ment fund, and to be able to send our kid to 
a preschool that didn’t cost $30K. And, oh 
yes, Austin was my artistic home. Boom. 
AC: You’ve been back here five months. 
What’s changed in terms of how you see the 
city and its arts scene? Do you feel that you 
fit in here the way you did 10, 15 years ago? 
LE: In Brooklyn, it was apparent that 
Austin is a major contender on the national 
arts radar. My ears would perk up when 
Brooklynites would mention the Rude 
Mechs or Fusebox Festival, filmmakers PJ 
Raval or Kat Candler, in casual conversa¬ 
tion. I would audibly sigh when someone 
would say they were going to SXSW or OOB 
[Out of Bounds Comedy Festival]. Being 
away and hearing my Austin spoken about 
in such glowing ways, it drove home what I 
rediscovered after I moved to NYC: Austin 
is an awesome place. 

Coming back, I feel like a person who left 
a coat on a chair in a packed restaurant with 
a long line outside. There’s a feeling new¬ 
comers aren’t welcome, that they’re fucking 
up everything, so I have this defensive reac¬ 
tion to point at my coat on the chair and say, 
“No! No! It’s okay. I was here before. There’s 
my spot! See?! I left my coat there, I’m just 
going back to my saved seat is all.” Then 
sneaking in Macon and Buck behind me. 

That’s not the case with the arts scene 
here. It’s been incredibly welcoming. Even 
before we announced our decision to move 
back, I was constantly asked when I was 
coming back by friends and colleagues. 

Where my “place” is in it is something 
I’m figuring out, but I couldn’t tell you what 
my “place” was in it 10, 15 years ago. 

What’s different is I have a husband and 
a toddler now, so I’m not able to do the late- 
night bull sessions or spend evenings see- 


“Then Buck was born, and it was a no-brainer: We had 
to get to Austin. Priorities had shifted; we wanted a 
house, a retirement fund, and to be able to send our 
kid to a preschool that didn’t cost $30K. And, oh yes, 
Austin was my artistic home. Boom.” - Lee Eddy 


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ing plays or improv - places and situations 
that breed creation and projects. Even 
responding to emails and texts takes some 
effort. But I don’t have a feeling that I have 
to point at a coat and claim a seat. My seat 
was saved and kept warm, to follow this 
very bad metaphor. 

(Oh, and it’s harder to get an improv slot. 
In ’08, there were maybe a dozen troupes in 
all. Now there’s at least a couple hundred. 
Improv ’sploded while I was away.) 

AC: You’ve really dived back into the stage 
scene quickly. You’ve already been perform¬ 
ing with your old comedy group, and now 
you’re working on a play with some of your 
old friends and colleagues. What have you 
felt getting back onstage with those folks? 
LE: FUCKING. GREAT. Getting back in 
with the Knuckleball Now guys has been 
tremendous. Doing improv with these guys 
is such a huge heart warmer - they’re so 
freaking positive and fun and talented as 
heck. And then getting to work with Joplin 
and Mills on this play?! I mean, these guys 
are my brothers. I love them so much, 
unconditionally. They’ve seen me at my 
worst, they’ve been players in some of the 
best moments in my life ... and now my first 
play back in a city I love is with two of my 
closest and best of friends? Hot damn. I 
should’ve moved back sooner. 

AC: In this new play, what are you enjoying 
most about the role you play, and what are 
the biggest challenges? Is this a role you 
could have seen yourself in five years ago? 
LE: Hannah Kenah is one of the most posi¬ 
tive directors I’ve worked with. She laughs 
at everything, and every note starts with, 
“You’re doing this great, how about you try 
this now to see what happens?” It’s incred¬ 
ibly comforting because, to be honest, I’m 
really scared. My confidence is shaken: It’s 
been five years since I’ve done an honest- 
to-goodness play, and I’ve somehow created 
this pressure for myself to prove that I still 
got “it.” (I don’t know what “it” is, but I 
gotta show that it is there still.) So I think 
that’s my biggest challenge. 

Packed on top of that, I’m the straight 
character in this absurd world Kenah’s cre¬ 
ated. Straight man isn’t in my wheelhouse. 
And playing straight to Joplin and Mills’ 
characters is hard. I’m constantly breaking 
character, snotting myself with laughter, 
trying to keep control of the berserk situa¬ 
tions and the trajectory of my character - 
goodness gracious, it’s hard work. 

Could I have seen myself doing this role 
five years ago? 2008 Lee Eddy Ego says, 
“Heck yeah. No sweat. I got this.” 2010 Lee 
Eddy Ego is too busy thinking about how to 
escape Brooklyn. 2015 Lee Eddy Ego says, 
“Oh god, I hope I don’t suck.” 

AC: You’ve started teaching theatre to young 
people. What are some of the important 
things you’ve gotten out of doing theatre in 
Austin that you want them to learn? 

LE: Surround yourself with people that you 
love and who love you back. Take risks. Fail 
hard. Try again. If you’ve followed these 
steps right, you’re gonna be OK. ■ 

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Sat., 8pm, at the Off Center, 2211-A Hidalgo. For 

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Boyhood, Girlhood, Personhood 



The good news is that last week 
Republican congresswomen stood up to their 
male colleagues over a federal 20-week abor¬ 
tion ban that would only give a rape excep¬ 
tion to the 32% of rapes that are reported to 
the police. The bad news is that apparently 
there aren’t enough pro-choice Democrats 
left to screw in a lightbulb, much less block 
an anti-abortion bill. 

We are a handful of Republican women 
away from a federal ban on a woman’s right to 
choose, y’all. Send your grandmother a thank- 
you card. Write a graduation check to your 
niece in Campus Open Carry. Look up that 
sixth-grade teacher who taught you evolution 
was just a hotly contested theory. They all 
know how many rapes go unreported, and why. 
It’s not a statistic for us; it’s our friends’ sto¬ 
ries, our sisters’ stories, our 
moms’ stories. Our stories. 

Women’s stories change 
minds. Just ask Catholic con¬ 
gressman Tim Ryan (D-Ohio), 
who swelled the ranks of the 
pro-choice Dems by one last 
week. In his op-ed explaining 
why, Ryan simply cited wom¬ 
en’s stories, which he appar¬ 
ently listened to. As he now 
understands it, “There are too 
many scenarios, too many vari¬ 
ables, and too much complexity for pregnancy 
to be anything but a personal decision.” 

Women’s stories are the best tools we 
have for establishing women’s personhood. 
So, how do we get people to listen? 

As I type this, men are expressing their 
disgust over the all-female reboot of 
Ghostbusters ; higher up the brow, a friend 
in an Ivy League MFA program fields ques¬ 
tions from the next generation of blue-chip 
writers about why she keeps writing about 
women. And somewhere in between, there’s 
Lorelei Linklater. 

Lorelei Linklater was my favorite thing 
about Boyhood. The director’s daughter 
played main character Mason’s older sister, 
Samantha, from age 9 to 21. In the first half 
of the film, she burns and bristles onscreen, 


like bossy 9-year-old girls do before the world 
convinces them to feel embarrassed for 
existing. She reminds me of that childhood 
friend who always got to play Madonna when 
we all sang “True Blue” together. Samantha 
runs the world; when her family has to move, 
she tells a friend to email her everything that 
happens in their Girl Scouts troop, because 
“You’re their leader now.” 

I was disappointed when, about an hour 
into the film, her character seemed to fade. 
I’ve read numerous interviews with Linklater 
fille that help explain why. As an outgoing lit¬ 
tle girl, she’d begged her dad to let her par¬ 
ticipate in the 12-year filming project. Props 
to Rick for being a Cool Dad and all, but it’s 
safe to say most 9-year-olds wouldn’t under¬ 
stand the scope of such a commitment. A 
few years into the project, 
Lorelei asked to be cut out 
of the film, perhaps even 
killed off. She says she was 
depressed for a few years, 
but later recovered her good 
feelings about the film - 
though she never burns as 
brightly in it again. 

When she saw the film in 
college - where she’s still a 
student - she cried all the 
way through it. In a Texas 
Standard interview that recently aired on 
KUT, she acknowledged that seeing her most 
awkward stages of adolescence onscreen 
was “mortifying,” but went on to say she was 
bothered by “other things, too ... I don’t 
know, gender roles?” 

She brings up one conversation between 
Mason and a girl from his eighth-grade 
class. The girl, who is gutsy and kind, slows 
her bike to a roll next to Mason, who is a 
little bemused by her friendliness and 
exploratory flirting. When she sees that 
Mason is reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast 
of Champions, she says, “I think my older 
brother likes him.” 

Lorelei gets a strange note in her voice talk¬ 
ing about it. “I don’t know, that just kind of 
struck me as, like, ‘Kurt Vonnegut is for boys.’ 


And I personally love Kurt Vonnegut, he’s one of 
my favorite authors.” She struggles for words: 
“That may not sound like it makes any sense.” 

It makes perfect sense to me. I read and 
loved Kurt Vonnegut in eighth grade. Either 
my older brother recommended it to me, or 
my older sister left a school copy of 
Slaughterhouse-Five lying around. I was a 
shameless reader of other people’s careless¬ 
ly butterflied books, from Stephen King to 
Shirley Jackson to Sweet Valley High. There is 
something strangely painful to me in the idea 
of a girl telling a boy what her brother likes to 
read. I guess what I’m saying is, any girl who 
gives a shit what her brother reads is reading 
the same things and forming her own opin¬ 
ions about them. 

It’s not the only time in the film Linklater 
fails to imagine a girl could have tastes or 
interests of her own. In one of Samantha’s last 
scenes, a private conversation between 
Samantha and Mason’s girlfriend, Linklater 
telegraphs to the audience that even though 
she’s a college student living it up at UT, 
Samantha has nothing to say for herself, 
instead bubbling over with excitement to share 
what her boyfriend of three months is studying. 

Apparently Linklater thinks “girl talk” is 
when co-eds get together and gab like PTA 
moms about their boyfriends’ majors. No word 
on what Samantha - you know, the character 
we’ve known since the age of 9? - cares 
about. (Her endorsement of dorm life? “I’ve 
never seen so many cute guys in one place 
before.”) As for Sheena, her character is a 
walking pair of cheekbones whose preference 
for another guy over Mason will soon confirm 
this viewer’s suspicion that her true purpose 
was to provide perfectly dewy lips and expen¬ 
sive-looking blow-outs for Mason to photograph. 

I get it, and I’m sure Lorelei does, too; 
Boyhood is about boyhood. There were films 
about girlhood too last year, including Celine 
Sciamma’s Girlhood and Lukas Moodysson’s 
exhilarating We Are the Best!, which gives 
its ferocious trio of heroines every drop of 
personhood denied Samantha. Neither is 
making much of a splash this awards sea¬ 
son. Wonder why. ■ 


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Dug Up and Fed Up 

In Thr3e Zisters, Salvage Vanguard disinters Chekhov’s 
famous siblings in a beautiful, fascinating, cutting way 


BY ELIZABETH COBBE 


So many things about Thr3e Zisters are 
remarkable. The cast is, without exception, 
talented and great to watch. Guest direc¬ 
tor Yury Urnov makes use of the deep 
but narrow Salvage Vanguard Theater 
space inventively in this story about 
the resurrection of the three sisters 
from Russian writer Anton Chekhov’s 
play of the same name. Urnov is aided 
by la Enstera’s fascinat¬ 
ing set design and Natalie 
George’s lighting. 

It’s curious that playwright 
Lola Pierson writes in her 
program notes that much 
of American theatre feels 
“slightly removed,” because Thr3e Zisters 
comes across, in sum, as cutting, surprising, 
engaging, and more than slightly removed. It 
vacillates between pure sensation - the men 
dragging their weighed-down sled across frozen 
tundra, the three re-animated sisters bickering 
from window to window, or actor Robert Matney 


nervously munching on a pickle - and critical 
commentary that’s so intellectual as to require 
a bit of prior knowledge to fully appreciate. 
The story is perhaps intentionally dis¬ 
jointed. Three men from Chekhov’s play 
exhume the sisters Olga, Irina, and 
Masha with the idea of capturing and 
thereby owning their ideal women, but 
things don’t go as they hope. There’s the 
sense from the sisters that all 
this has happened before. In 
some scenes, the characters 
revert to a literal translation 
of the original Russian dia¬ 
logue, which is as bizarre as it 
is poetic. The cerebral explo¬ 
ration of Chekhovian acting technique and liter¬ 
ary style is balanced roughly with a gut-level dig 
at the portrayal of gender in classic literature 
and how or if women are granted a voice. 

It’s a beautiful, fascinating play. It is not 
an easily accessible zombie test for mass 
audiences, but for those who have some 



THR3E ZISTERS 

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2803 Manor Rd. 
www.salvagevanguard.org 
Through Feb. 14 
Running time: 1 hr., 5 min. 



experience with Chekhov, it’s a gripping 
master’s thesis on the survival of Chekhov’s 
female characters. If you can, try to read 
Three Sisters before you go. Bonus points for 
reading it in the original Russian. 

The performances are strong enough 
to deserve a second mention. The roles of 
the sisters are cast well - Heather Hanna 
as Olga, Caroline Reck as Masha, and SVT 
Artistic Director Jenny Larson as Irina - and 
the actresses prove themselves to be a great 
ensemble. Their physical work is very inter¬ 
esting, and whatever Reek’s personal health 


regimen is, we should probably all adopt it, 
because she is terrifically nimble and dynam¬ 
ic for someone in her third trimester. The 
gentlemen of the cast also perform well; Noel 
Gaulin’s physicality is always eye-catching. 

And I commend Matney again for the 
pickle-eating. Eating a pickle is not intrinsi¬ 
cally interesting to me, but I can honestly say 
that I could watch Robert Matney eat a pickle, 
or summarize Chekhov, or debate a return to 
Moscow, for even longer than the 65-minute 
runtime of Thr3e Zisters. His patience with 
awkward moments is lovely. 


THEATRE 


OPENING 

THE TRUE STORY OF BONNIE & CLYDE 

Crank Collective bring to the stage what they’re 
subtitling “A Mostly Honest Musical,” wherein those 
two star-crossed (and eventually bullet-riddled) lovers 
who robbed banks during the Great Depression get 
a tuneful treatment, courtesy of writer John Cecil, a 
vigorous cast, and a live band. Feb. 5-14. Thu.-Sat., 8pm. 
City Theatre, 3823-D Airport, 512/524-2870. $10-20. 
www. crankcollective. word press, com. 

THE PANZA MONOLOGUES Teatro Vivo pres 
ents Virginia Grise and Irma Mayorga’s trenchant 
gathering of voices, here directed and performed 

by Florinda Bryant and Deanna Deolloz with Eva 
McQuade. Feb. 5-21. Thu.-Sat., 8pm; Sun., 2pm. Mexican 
American Cultural Center ; 600 River, 512/474-6379. $14-20 
(pay what you wish, Thursdays), www.teatrovivo.org. 

© BEDPOST CONFESSIONS: SOCIAL 
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ass people - the performers, producers, interpreters, 
sponsors, and audience members - who make the 
growing BedPost community what it is. Also, live 
music from MJ Torrance and vinyl manipulations 


by that DJ Kid Gorilla. (Note: This party’s at Dozen 
Street, so you get to viddy the glorious Stefanie 
Distefano peacock mural, too.) Thu., Feb. 12, 7-10:30pm. 
Dozen Street, 1808 E. 12th. $5. www.bedpostconfessions.com. 

LOVE LETTERS A.R. Gurney ’s classic two-charac¬ 
ter play explores the lives of a free-spirited, unstable 
artist and a dutiful lawyer-turned-politician. Directed 
by Gary Payne for the Paradox Players. Feb. 6-22. Fri.- 
Sat., 8pm; Sun., 3pm. First Unitarian Universalist Complex, 
4700 Grover Ave, 512/744-1495. $20 ($15, seniors; $10, 
students), www.paradoxplayers.org. 

SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER Oliver 

Goldsmith’s comedy of mistaken identities has delight¬ 
ed audiences for over two centuries; see what it can 
do here, under the direction of Don Toner and Lara 
Toner-Haddock for Austin Playhouse. Feb. 13-March 
8. Thu.-Sat., 8pm; Sun, 5pm. Austin Playhouse, 6001 Airport, 
512/476-0084. $28-$35 (students, half-price; seniors, $3 off). 

CLOSING 

CHANGELINGS Playwright Reina Hardy’s new 
drama conjures a magical realm beneath the very 
foundations of Austin, blending fantasy and adventure 
to create “an entertaining yet unnerving pop mythol¬ 
ogy.” This world premiere presentation of humans 
falling athwart the machinations of the Unseelie Court 
is directed by Rudy Ramirez for the Vortex, integrating 


puppetry, acrobatics, and original music. Through Feb. 

7. Thu.-Sun., 8pm. The Vortex, 2307 Manor Rd., 512/478-5282. 
$ 10-30. www. vortexrep. org. 

ONGOING 

FRONTERAFEST Yes, this year’s Long Fringe 
offerings are over, but the 22nd annual theatrical 
smorgasbord of local productions - Comedy! Drama! 
Dance! Improv! Performance art! Diverse shenani¬ 
gans! - continues its slate of 25-minute-long Short 
Fringe presentations each night ( Tue.-Sat., 8pm) at 
Hyde Park Theatre ( 511 W. 43rd). Not only that, but it’s 
time for Mi Casa Es Su Teatro (Sat., Feb. 7) for which 
Paper Chairs’ Elizabeth Doss and Lisa Laratta have 
curated 14 pieces set in four walkable locations in the 
Cherrywood neighborhood - featuring Sarah Saltwick, 
Adam Sultan, Wiley Wiggins, Kelli Bland, and oth¬ 
ers, all working the theme of “Feedback.” See the 
FronteraFest website for details, www.fronterafest.org. 

PICASSO AT THE LAPIN AGILE Steve 

Martin’s perennially popular play about a “poignant 
and surreal” meeting between Albert Einstein and 
Pablo Picasso in a cafe in Paris (circa 1904) is brought 
to life by your friends at Present Company Theatre. 
Directed by Stephanie Carll, with live music by Clifton 
Tipton of BLUESQUEEZEBOX. Note: RSVP required; see 
website for details. Through Feb. 15. Thu.-Sat., 8pm. Museum 
of Human Achievement, Springdale & Lyons, 262/880-6982. 
Donations accepted, www.presentcompanytheatre.com. 

100 HEARTBREAKS Boyyyy howdy! Here’s one 
hell of a shit-kickin’ musical show about aspiring country 
singer Charlane Tucker who’s been hitting dive bars 
across the U.S., trying to polish her act and find 100 
men who will love and leave her - all to accumulate 
enough “country cred” to be taken seriously in Nashville. 
Written by Joanna Garner, with a fine honky-tonkin’ cast 
directed by Jess Hutchinson. Bonus: Musical Director 
Peter Stopschinski. Through Feb. 10. Sundays & Tuesdays, 
7:30pm. Extra Valentine’s performance: Sat., Feb. 14, 7pm. 
The Sahara Lounge, 1413 Webberville, 800/838-3006. $15. 
www. 1 OOheartbreaks. com. 

© THR3E ZISTERS See review, above. Through 
Feb. 14. Thu.-Sat., 8pm. Salvage Vanguard Theater, 

2803 Manor Rd., 512/474-7886. $20 and up (pay what you 
wish, Thursdays), www.salvagevanguard.org. 


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AUDITIONS 

AUDITIONS: WAITING FOR GODOT 

To be directed for City Theatre by Karen Sneed. 
Email for appointment, bring headshot and resume. 
Feb. 8-9. Sun., 12:30-3:30pm; Mon., 6-9pm. City Theatre, 
3823-D Airport, 512/524-2870. www.citytheatreaustin.org. 


COMEDY 


IN THE CLUBS 

CAP CITY COMEDY CLUB 8120 Research #100, 
512/467-2333. www.capcitycomedy.com. 

ALL’S WELL WITH MAC AND JOE That’s 

Mac Blake and Joe Hafkey, of course: those Jazz 
Cigarette guys, now filling each Tuesday at Cap 
City with loads of talented locals - so book your 
seats early. Tuesdays, 8pm. $5-9. 

MIKE E. WINFIELD You ’ve seen this Winfield 
on NBC’s The Office, right? Or caught him being 
introduced by David Letterman? Or you somehow 
just know he’s hella funny? It’s all true, and this 
weekend Duncan Carson opens for him. Feb. 5-7. 
Thu., 8pm; Fri.-Sat., 8 & 10:30pm. $10-21. 

COUNTRY COOL: TRISH SUHR, KAREN 
MILLS, AND LEANNE MORGAN Three 
headlining comedians with Southern roots - but 
necks not all that damned red - join forces to rock 
your Wednesday night as only truly funny ladies 
can. Wed., Feb. 11, 8pm. $15-19. 

COLDTOWNE THEATER 4803-B Airport, 
512/814-8696. www.coldtownetheater.com. 

THIS WEEK IN COLDNESS: Check out 
what’s going on in the new year, from this down-the- 



Everything is Established 

What's the intrepid Physical Plant visiting upon this city 
now? Listen: “Two hapless servants are forced to contend 
with the arrival of their master's mail-order bride - after 
the master has suddenly passed away." This original com¬ 
edy, written and directed by Hannah Kenah, features the 
ridiculously talented Lee Eddy, Michael Joplin, and 
L Jeffrey Mills. (See p .32 for more.) Great waltzing 
Methuselah, it's gonna be one hell of a show! 

%\ Teb. 6-21, Thu.-Sat., 8pm. Off Center, 2211 Hidalgo. $12-25. 

\ www.physicalplant.org. 


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$$ FOR CATS This week, San Marcos 

is the place. Bobcat Pride Scholarship needs 
your love. Put a cool kitten through college 
simply by laughing. Hysterically (see Sunday). 

ON OUR GAYPAR 

AFTER SOME REFLECTION Featuring 
the works of Jenny Granberry, Jaelah Kuehmichel, 
and Joe Sinness. Closes Sun., Feb. 8. grayDUCK 
Gallery, 2213 E. Cesar Chavez, 512/826-5334. 
www.grayduckgallery.com/hidden/after-some-reflection. 

HAPPY HOUR WITH MS. WRIGHT The leg 

endary Ms. Wright on the black & whites is a great 
way to kick off your weekend. Thursdays and Fridays, 
6-8pm. The Skylark Lounge, 2039 Airport. Free, 
www. fb. com/theskylarklounge. 

INCLUSIVELY HUMAN 
AFTER-WORK SOCIAL 

Legalize Human invites every¬ 
one, so invite your friends and 
plan to make some new ones. 

First Thursdays, 6:30pm. Genuine Joe 
Coffeehouse, 2001 1/1/. Anderson, 
www. legalizehuman. org. 

OUR CHILDREN OUR 
FUTURE Anti-bullying session 
exploring the role of interfaith 
communities in ways to mitigat¬ 
ing the phenom and its effects. 

Welcoming Schools’ Kisha Webster 
and FreedHearts Ministries’ Susan 

Cottrell (author of Mom, I’m Gay ) _ 

lead the way. Thu., Feb. 5, 7-9pm. First 

United Methodist Church, 1201 Lavaca. Free, www.hrcaustin.org. 

THR3E ZISTERS A little gender twist on Mr. 
Chekhov never hurt no one. p.s. The sisters? 

Zombies, of course. Thu.-Sat., through Feb. 14, 8pm. 

Salvage Vanguard Theater, 2803 Manor Rd., 512/474-7886. 
$20. www.salvagevanguard.org. 

THIRST FURRSDAY Monthly array of performa¬ 
tive oddities with your hosts, Attic Ted and late-night 
wrasslin’ w/ Jools. First Thursdays, 10pm. Chain Drive, 

84 East Ave. (1-35 access road). Free. 

FIRST FRIDAY LADIES’ NIGHT It s the first 
First Friday of the year! Lesbutante & the Boss pres¬ 
ent this Warehouse District eve for the grrrlz. First 
Fridays, 9pm-lam. Highland Lounge, 404 Colorado, 
www. fb. com/thelesbutanteandtheboss. 

PACKING THE SAXON: GINGER LEIGH BAND 

Get your tickets now. Reserved seating for groups 
available. Fri., Feb. 6, 9pm. Saxon Pub, 1320 S. Lamar. $10. 
www.gleigh.com. 



KATE X 
MESSER 


The Musical 


(see Saturday) 


trum. Free and confidential testing 
via ASA available. Sun., Feb. 8, 6-9pm. 
Butterfly Bar at the Vortex, 2307 Manor Rd. 
www. fb. com/tgqsocial. 

DRAG OUT FUNNY! Lipstick 
& ’Staches is the theme, and 
lipschtick and mash-ups are 
queen. All of this mayhem benefits the Bobcat Pride 
Scholarship fund. Sun., Feb. 8, 8pm. The Marc, 

120 E. San Antonio St., San Marcos, 512/757-5443. 
themarcsm@gmail.com, www. fb. com/bobcatpridescholarship. 

PLANET FABULOUS Karaoke’s grand dame is 
back and at the Bear. Sundays, 9pm. The Iron Bear, 

121 W. Eighth. Free, roger@theironbear.com. 

UNPLUGGED #RainLIVE sponsored by therepubliq 
continues with Lisa Marshall, Phil Dutra, and Johnny 
Holden. Sun., Feb. 8, 9pm. Rain on 4th, 217 1/1/. Fourth. Free, 
www.fb.com/phildutramusic, www.fb.com/lisamarshallmusicl, 
www. fb. com/johnny.holden.3. 

SUPER SUNDAYS W/ ADORE DELANO Join 
special guest, Adore Delano from RuPaul’s Drag Race. 
Sundays, 10:30pm. Oilcan Harry’s, 211 W. Fourth. Free, 
www. fb. com/adoredelanoofficial. 

WOMEN VOTE Ann Rostow chats about marriage 
equality. Mon., Feb. 9, 5:30-7:30pm. Chez Zee, 5406 Balcones, 
512/454-2666. www. fb. com/womenvoteaustin. 


HAVE YOU SEEN S.E.X. Let’s talk about sex, baby 
... or actually, let’s listen to two sexperts talk about it: 
Sam Killermann, M.A. and “social justice comedian,” 
and Karen Rayne, Ph.D., sex educator. Fri. & Sat., Feb. 6-7, 
9:30pm. El Tiempo Dance Studio, 2311 S. Congress, 
512/243-5847. $15. www.haveyouseensex.com. 

POO POO PLATTER: TRIXIE MATTEL 

What’s the scoops? RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7 
queen joins the poops. Fri., Feb. 6,10pm-2am. Elysium, 
705 Red River. $12, $8 advance, www.fb.com/poopooatx, 
www. fb. com/trixiemattelfanpage. 

BIG GAY BRUNCH: HEARTBEATS Let 

some nice, fresh-squeezed OJ wash down all that DJ 
Deftone and hostess Cupcake. Sat., Feb. 7, llam-3pm. 
219 West, 612 W. Sixth. $10 or less a la carte menu, 
www. fb. com/abcdeevents. 

WOMEN & WEALTH How do you think the Bo$$ 
got to be the boss? By making wise financial deci¬ 
sions, we bet. Come to this free session presented 
by Amy Ford, Christi Dreier, and Lesbutante & the 
Bo$$. Free? Now, how they gonna make any money 
offa that? Sat., Feb. 7, 2pm. The Gatsby. 708 E. Sixth. Free, 
www. fb. com/thelesbutanteandtheboss. 

GRAMMY VIEWING PARTY Will Sia face the 
audience and the music? Or just hire Lena Dunham 
to play her on TV? Watch it with your pals at Rain. 
Also, look out for Bobby Cook’s raffle. Sun., Feb. 8, 

5pm. Rain on 4th, 217 W. Fourth, 512/494-1150. Free. 

GRAMMY PARTY IN SM Come early before Drag 
Out Funny (8pm at the Marc) and watch along with 
friends to see who shows up in what on the red car¬ 
pet, then who wins what at “music’s biggest night.” 
Sun., Feb. 8, 5:30pm. Stonewall Warehouse, 141 E. Hopkins, 
San Marcos, www.fb.com/stonewallwarehouse. 

TGQ SOCIAL-XI Find trans community and your 
trans tribe all across the whole darned rainbow spec- 


STONEWALL DEMOCRATS HAPPY HOUR 

Mix and mingle with the Stonewall Dems and other 
politically curious creatures. Second Wednesdays, 
6-8:30pm. Brass House, 115-B San Jacinto, 
www.stonewallaustin. org. 

PRINCE OF HEARTS BY BUTTER & JAM A 

Prince jam featuring Dozens’ dozens/cast of charac¬ 
ters. Wed., Feb. 11, 9pm. Dozen Street, 1808 E. 12th. $10 
suggested donation, www.fb.com/dozenstreet. 

BEDPOST CONFESSIONS MIXER Get up 

close and personal with the BedPosters with a 
soundtrack of MJ Torrance and DJ Kid Gorilla. Thu., 
Feb. 12. Dozen Street, 1808 E. 12th, 512/554-7508. $5. 
sara@ohhenryevents.com, www.fb.com/bedpostconfessions. 


HO-RIZON 


JOHN WATERS AT ACL LIVE The man, the 
myth, the monster who brought the steez to the 
sleaze. Do not miss. Mon., Feb. 16, 8pm. ACL Live at the 
Moody, 310 W. Willie Nelson Blvd. $40-60. www.acl-live.com. 

BENT QUEER ART SHOWCASE The main 
queer art event during SXSW. Opening party: Sat., Feb. 

21, 7-10pm; show runs through March. Romani Gallery, 

1900 E. 12th. Free, www.fb.com/theromanigallery. 

AUSTIN INTERNATIONAL DRAG FESTIVAL 

Keep checking the URL for updates. Fri.-Sun., May 1-3, 
2015. A variety of Downtown venues (stay tuned for details). 
$99-198. www.austindragfest.org. 


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ARTS & CULTURE 


FOOD | SCREENS | MUSIC || 


HUBBARD STREET 
DANCE CHICAGO 

Bass Concert Hall 
Jan. 29 

With dances by Czech choreographer 
Jin Kylian and Spaniards Nacho Duato and 
Alejandro Cerrudo, Hubbard Street Dance 
Chicago offered what you might visualize as 
a contemporary-dance “L” map: three lines, 
with distinct routes, all working within the 
same system and connecting at a stop called 
Nederlands Dans Theater, the Dutch company 
where each danced and choreographed at 
some point during his career. As performed 
by the youthful dynamos of Hubbard Street, 
the five works displayed roots in a contempo¬ 
rary, grounded version of ballet (its line and 
aplomb intact) and ranged from ceremonial to 
intimate to absurd. 

Duato, who danced at NDT before becom¬ 
ing director of Spain’s Compahfa Nacional de 
Danza, was represented in “Gnawa,” a 2005 
work for eight male-female couples. It’s one 
of those ballets that depicts an invented 
ritual, inviting us to reflect on the strange¬ 
ness of our own social rites, but in “Gnawa,” 
a tribal or provincial interpretation is smartly 
undercut by sophisticated costumes by 
Modesto Lomba: black gowns for the women, 
gold pants for the men. In Duato’s character¬ 
istic arrow-swift and supple movement, the 
dancers offered precision as though it was 
an hors d’oeuvre, passed with Champagne. 
The year “Gnawa” premiered was the same 
year that Cerrudo joined Hubbard Street, 
after dancing with NDT2 (NDT’s troupe for 
early-career dancers) and before becoming 
Hubbard Street’s resident choreographer. 

In his “Cloudless” (2013), Ana Lopez and 
Jacqueline Burnett explored the possibilities 
of eight limbs and two perceptions to music 
from Nils Frahm’s album Felt, which Frahm 
recorded by placing microphones inside 
the piano and playing, using the damper, 
late at night. The lighting remained low, but 
the mood switched to jubilant for Cerrudo’s 
“Pacopepepluto” (2011), a trio of inventive 
solos in which men, often with bare, chiar- 


road-from-that-burger-joint hotbed of comedy: Fifty 
Nifty Improv from the horrors of American tourism. 
Thu., 8:30pm. $5. The Hustle Show Sketch? Sketch! 
Thu., 10pm. $5. Movie Riot They’re making up mov¬ 
ies, totally improvised, and they’re handing out 
free margaritas and candy. Fri., 7pm. $5. Bad Boys, 
featuring good improv by boys who are, well, not all 
that socially passive, let’s say. Now with Patio Talk. 
Fri., 8:30pm. $5. Stand-Up Live Good comic walks 
into a bar, Danny Palumbo throws him (or her) 
onstage. Fri., 10pm. $5. A Brief History of Murder 
Violence-riddled, blood-soaked, homicide-friendly 
comedy sketches from these perennial ColdTowne 
perps. Sat., 8:30pm. $5-8. The Frank Mills and their 
smart, character-driven improv, with the sketchers 
of Midnight Society. Sat., 10pm. $7. Also, enjoy 
the latenight antics of Highdeas Sat., 11pm. $5. 
Aaaaand don’t forget the rest o’ the week, with Oh, 
Science! on Sundays and Miller and Purselley on 
Wednesdays and - yes, check the website! 

ESTHER’S FOLLIES 525 E. Sixth, 512/320-0553. 

www. esthersfollies. com. 

FOLLIES IN LOVE Musical comedy skits, 
magic, and a political satirical revue with the bus¬ 
tling backdrop of Sixth Street on view through the 
stagefront window! So many rollicking send-ups in 

this month’s fresh, Valentine-tinted line-up. Check 
out the Republicans’ “Obamian Rhapsody,” the 



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oscuro-ed backs to the audience, bounded 
and preened through Dean Martin songs. 

The two works by Kylian, whose three- 
decade tenure at NDT as artistic director 
and resident choreographer ended in 2009, 
held up as the most experimental on the 
program. In “Sarabande” (1990), six men 
fall from the hems of empty, hoop-skirted 
gowns, which hover above the stage, and 
explore, as though from an alien planet, what 
it is to be men: screaming, running, panting, 
and hiding inside their T-shirts. A different 
kind of exploration occurs in “Falling Angels” 
(1989), as eight women jut, wiggle, and slice 
to Steve Reich’s “Drumming: Part 1,” play¬ 
ing with contained momentum. Only here did 
the Hubbard Street dancers come up short 
in presence, but if I began to waver, solo¬ 
ist Jessica Tong brought me back, her eyes 
arresting with the same sharpness as the 
angles of her knees, elbows, hips. I noticed, 
during bows, that she was also the one 
wearing the reddest lipstick. - Jonelle Seitz 


“Family Feud” mishegoss of the Bushes versus the 
Clintons, the spot-on send-up of Match.com and 
its attendant tumblings through the ether. Bonus: 
the large-scale wonders and arch antics of magi¬ 
cian Ray Anderson, featuring his new “Eclipse” 
illusion. Reservations recommended. Thu., 8pm; Fri.- 
Sat., 8 & 10pm. $25-35. 

THE HIDEOUT THEATRE 617 Congress, 

512/476-0473. www.hideouttheatre.com. 

IT’S ... HIDEOUTRAGEOUS! Yes, the 
Hideout’s been around for a while, now - but 
goodgawd a mighty they’re fresher than ever: The 
Threefer Three improv troupes, yes. Thu., 8pm. $5. 
Free Fringe Just about anything goes, because 
yes. Thu., 10pm. Free. Fancy-Pants Mashup Look 
sharp, feel sharp; feel sharp, you are sharp. Fri., 
7:30pm. $5. The Big Bash Some of the best per¬ 
formers in town invite you to this party on the 
stage. Fri., 8pm. $15. Pgraph Presents Now playing: 
Parallelogramophonograph and The Intentions. 

Fri., 10pm. $10. One Small Step In space everyone 
can hear you improv. Sat., 6pm. $10. Wanderlust 
Improvised tales of travel, love, and longing. Sat., 
8pm. $12. Maestro A whole stage-full of wild imps, 
battling for victory. Always recommended, espe¬ 
cially if it’s your first time seeing live improv. Sat., 
10pm. $12. The Weekender Student showcases, 
veteran vehicles, and more. Sun., 8pm. $5. 


INSTITUTION THEATER 3708 Woodbury, 
512/895-9580. www.theinstitutiontheater.com. 

IT’S ... INSTITUTIONAL! Mmmmmmwah! 

It’s time for the Institution’s annual LOVEFEST, 
baby! Tonight: Improvised love stories, directed 
by Clifton Highfield. Fri.-Sat., 8pm. Through Feb. 14. 
$10 ($16 per couple). Hurly Burly The award-win¬ 
ning burlesque show directed by Jayme Ramsay 
and Marc Majcher returns with a naturally 
naughty cast for your improv titillation. Fridays, 
10pm. Through March 27. $10. Monologue Jam 
Competitive solo improv. Sat., Feb. 7, 10pm. Free. 
Impromp-Two Improv duos, two by two. Sun., Feb. 

8, 7pm. Free. 

NEW MOVEMENT THEATER 616 Lavaca, 
512/788-2669. www.newmovementtheater.com. 

IT’S ... SUBTERRANEAN! Ah, it’s the 
underground space Downtown, swarming with 
improvisers and stand-up comics and so on, 
and this is what they’ve got going on: Student 
Union Beware, teachers! Thu., 7:30pm. Free. 

Lights Up Three improv troupes! Thu., 8:30pm. 

$5. Block Party Comedy open mic, hosted by 
Terance McDavid and Yusef Roach. Thu., 9:30pm. 
Free. Crepes Suzette In which Megan Simon 
and Stephanie Pace improv their socks off. Ah, 
figuratively, probably. Fri., 8pm. $5. Classified: I’m 
a Monster This is sketch comedy about ... The 
Mothman? That cryptozoological creature outta 
West Virginia? You bet your sweet cocoon it is. 
Fri., 9pm. $5-7. Plugged: Neverending Comedy 
Contest Fri., 10:30pm. $5. Taken Seriously Half 
sketch, half improv, all comedy. Sat., 7:30pm. 

$5. Bad Example Oh man, this is some skeh- 
eh-eh-etch comedy right here. Sat., 9pm. $7-10. 

The Megaphone Show True stories, truthfully 
told and then twisted beyond redemption. Sat., 
10:30pm. $5. And, yessss, the Opposites return 
to bedevil their old Wednesday night slot! See 
website for more. 

VELVEETA ROOM 521 E. Sixth, 512/469-9116. 
www. thevelveetaroom. com. 

FRIDAY LATENIGHT Avery Moore showcas¬ 
es some of the best stand-ups working toward the 
blue end of the spectrum. Fridays, 11pm. 

CHRIS MATA Dig it : Mata’s performed at the 
New York Underground Comedy Festival, Boston 
Comedy Festival, Latino Laugh Festival, overseas 
for the troops, and was 11pm. $10. 

BUT WAIT - THERE’S MORE! 

ADAM DEVINE C’mon, you know: from Comedy 
Central’s Workaholics, right? And his sketch group 
Mail Order Comedy, too. And a whole bunch of 
other up-and-coming projects. Catch a bit of the 
Devine here tonight. Tue., Feb. 10, 8pm. Paramount 
Theatre, 713 Congress, 512/472-5470. $38-68. 
www. austintheatre. org. 

O SHIT’S GOLDEN Chris Tellez hosts this 
pre-Valentine’s stand-up showcase, featuring 
some of the city’s funniest comics: Maggie Maye, 
Danny Palumbo, Mike Wiebe, Bryson Brown, 

John Buseman, Sam Harter, Joe Staats, and Nate 
Sinclair. Bonus: new video sketch from Voltaic Video 
and Stag Comedy. Thu., Feb. 12, 7pm. Spider House 
Ballroom, 2906 Fruth, 512/480-9562. $5 ($2, students), 
www.spiderhousecafe. com. 


DANCE 


LOOKING FOR DANCE CLASSES? Swing? 
Ballet? Tango? Pole-dancing? We’ve got a myriad of 
classes listed online, all manner of schools waiting 
to get your feet firmly on the floor to joyful moves. 

REFUGIA UT’s Department of Theatre & Dance 

presents this new work by the acclaimed Moving 
Company ensemble from Minneapolis. Composed in 
five chapters, Refugia explores humanity’s constant 
state of passage - geographically, emotionally, and 
physically, across ultimately fabricated borders. See 
p.30 for more. Feb. 12-15. Thu.-Fri., 7:30pm; Sat., 2 & 
7:30pm; Sun., 2pm. B. Iden Payne Theatre, 300 E. 23rd. 
$15-25. 

LA CREME DE CABARET This bimonthly hur¬ 
ly-burly series brings you the latest and greatest in 
burlesque, comedy, dance, music, sideshow, aerial 
arts, and more. Sat., Feb. 7,7 & 8:30pm. The HighBall, 
1142 S. Lamar, 512/383-8309. $15-30. 
www.thehighball.com. 


CLASSICAL MUSIC 





AUSTIN SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: 
KAREN GOMYO The celebrated lady performs 

Jean Sibelius’ Violin Concerto in D Minor on a 
312-year-old Stradivarius, and that’s not all this Peter 
Bay-conducted night has in store for you. Fri.-Sat., Feb. 
6-7,8pm. Long Center for the Performing Arts, 701 W. Riverside, 
512/457-5100. $12-75. www.austinsymphony.org. 

THAT’S AMORE: AN EARLY VALENTINE 

Texas Early Music Project’s opera troupe presents 
a pastiche of music from Italian operas by Cavalli, 
Cesti, Handel, and Vivaldi in a rom-com created just 
for our time. Oh, the passion! The jealousy! The love! 
Will there be a happy ending? Feb. 7-8. Sat., 8pm; Sun., 
3pm. First Presbyterian Church, 8001 Mesa, 512/377-6961. 
$30 ($25, seniors; $5, students), www.early-music.org. 


VISUAL ARTS 


EVENTS 

ART ON THE EDGE: THE BLANTON’S 
GALA AFTERPARTY Tonight, fancy it up for a 
good cause: Join Austin’s tastemakers, young profes¬ 
sionals, and community leaders in this lively black-tie 
event celebrating the life-enhancing power of art. With 
live music by Memphis Train Revue, drinks and noms, a 
snazzy photobooth, and - need we add - plenty of mas¬ 
terful works to feast your eyes on. Sat., Feb. 7,8:30pm. 

200 E. MLK, 512/475-6013. $100. www.blantonmuseum.org. 

PRINTAUSTIN: PRINTEXPO Here’s the per 
feet environment in which to check out Big Medium’s 
“The Contemporary Print” show, as PrintAustin pres¬ 
ents BinFest - a sale of local prints for purchase 
- live printmaking demos, product showcases, and 
other events right there in the gallery-packed Canopy 
compound. Sat., Feb. 7, noon-6pm. 916 Springdale, 
512/289-8186. www.printaustin.org. 

O WOMEN & THEIR WORK: 
EXPERIMENTAL PRINTMAKING These are 
some experimental techniques that succeed with subtle, 
almost eerie beauty. Intaglio printing on leaves, on feath¬ 
ers, on a variety of delicate ephemera? Houston-based 
Ann “Sole Sister” Johnson presents and discusses 
examples of her process. Recommended. Thu., Feb. 5, 

6pm. 1710 Lavaca, 512/477-1064. www.womenandtheirwork.org. 

OPENING 

CAMIBA ART: FLOW This four-person exhibition 
features art by Paul Booker, Andrea Pramuk, Nicola 
Parente, and Misha Penton, who use a wide array 
of materials and techniques for depictions of gliding, 
drifting, trickling, seeping, swirling, sweeping, swarm¬ 
ing, cascading, dripping, drizzling, spilling, creeping, 
blowing, billowing. Opening reception: Fri., Feb. 6, 5:30- 
8:30pm. Exhibition: through March 27. 2000 E. Sixth, 
www. camibaart. com. 


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PUMP PROJECT: SOFT WAX New work 
by Adam Crosson. Reception: Fri., Feb. 6, 7-10pm. 
Exhibition: through Feb. 28. Wednesdays & Saturdays, 
noon-5pm. 702 Shady, www.pumpproject.org. 

WALLY WORKMAN GALLERY: PATRICK 
PUCKETT New works by the popular painter, now 
filling the gallery with large canvases and works 
on paper in his second solo show at this elegant 
Westside venue. Reception: Sat., Feb. 7, 6-8pm. 
Exhibition: through Feb. 28. 1202 W. Sixth, 512/472-7428. 
www. wallyworkmangallery. com. 

CLOSING 

BUTRIDGE GALLERY: WPA’S MULTIPLE 
ORIGINALS This 19th annual exhibition from the 

Women Printmakers of Austin features many dif¬ 
ferent printmaking styles and techniques, including 
woodcuts, silkscreen, etchings, lithographs, and other 
traditional print media. Through Feb. 11. 1110 Barton 
Springs Rd., 512/974-4000. www.womenprintmakers.com. 

GALLERY SHOAL CREEK: KOICHI 
YAMAMOTO + KAREN KUNC + SARAH 
AMOS Works by these three internationally 
acclaimed printmakers are featured in conjunction 
with that excellent program called, yes, PrintAustin. 
Through Feb. 12. 2830 E. MLK, 512/477-9328. 
www.galleryshoalcreek. com. 


O GRAYDUCK GALLERY: AFTER SOME 
REFLECTION New work in a diversity of media - by 

Jenny Granberry, Jaelah Kuehmichel, and Joe Sinness 

- dissecting social undercurrents, personal identities, 
and cultural language. Through Feb. 8. 2213 E. Cesar Chavez, 
512/826-5334. www.grayduckgaliery.com. 

ONGOING 

ACC KRAMER GALLERY: JIMMY 
JALAPEENO This here’s a retrospective of 50 

years of outstanding works by an Austin painting 
legend. Recommended! Through Feb. 26.1218 West. 

ART ON 5TH: NEW PERSPECTIVES IN 
PRINTMAKING Featuring more than 30 prints 
from six printmakers: Michael Barnes, Paula Cox, 
Jesus De La Rosa, Samantha Parker Salazar, Cathy 
Savage, and Ericka Walker. Through Feb. 14. 

3005 S. Lamar ; 512/481-1111. www.arton5th.com. 

ART.SCIENCE.GALLERY.: INS AND OUTS 

That subset of the Raw Paw arts collective that’s 
known as CogDut, who design and produce gorgeous 
screenprints and other art like whoa? They’re fea¬ 
tured in this new graphic showcase of works explor¬ 
ing scale and interactivity between things micro 
and macro in our complex universe. Bonus: in-gallery 
screenprinting workshop: Sun., Feb 15 (email to register). 


FROM DEEP 

heart 

A fundraising supper for the 
South Austin Popular Culture Center. 
Enjoy an evening of fun and food with 
some of the folks who’ve made Austin 
the wonderful and unique city it is. 

THURSDAY, 
FEB. 19,6*9PM 

THREADGIU’S SOUTH 
301 W. RIVERSIDE 






fM ST EDWARD’S Mary Moody Northen Theatre 

*^1 UNIVERSITY 


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ARTS & CULTURE 



FLATBED CONTEMPORARY PRINT FAIR 

PRINT FAIR PREVIEW GALA: Friday, February 13, 6-9pm. ALL DAY PRINT FAIR: Saturday, February 14,10am-5pm. 

Select preview of booths, with bites, beverages, music and live Twenty three participants exhibiting etchings, woodcuts, 
Valentine relief printing. $10 donation at the door; proceeds lithographs, monotypes, and serigraphs. Ongoing hourly 

benefit Print Austin. printmaking demonstrations. Free and open to the public all 

day. 


FLATBED PRESS AND GALLERY 

2830 East M L K Blvd Austin, Texas 7 8702 5 12.477.93 28 www.flatbedpress.com 


Austin Alternative 
School Fair 

FEBRUARY 7 th , 11 A.M. - 2 P.M 

WHOLE FOODS MARKET 

6TH & LAMAR, ROOFTOP PLAZA 


Visit with some of Austin's most effective 
educators from innovative learning 
environments where children and 
teens thrive. A free, family-friendly 
event featuring hands-on activities 
and a 1pm performance by Lucas 
Miller, the Singing Zoologist. 


EducationTransformationAlliance.org 

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Participating 

programs: 

Clearview Sudbury 
School 

Inside Outside 
School 

Integrity Academy 
Abrome 
Toybrary Austin 
Earth Native 
Wilderness School 
Skybridge 
Academy 
Creative Side 
Jewelry Academy 
Growing Curiosity 
Radicle Roots 
Community 
Schoolhouse 
AHB Community 
School 

Austin EcoSchool 
WonderLab 
Seeding the Future 
Center 
Whole Life 
Learning Center 
Khabele + Strong 
Incubator 
Progress School 


NEWS 


FOOD | SCREENS | MUSIC || 



Scott McCloud: 

In Conversation 

The acclaimed author of Understanding Comics, 
Reinventing Comics, and Making Comics - not to 
mention that earlier Zot! series of his - has a new 
book out, called The Sculptor, and heTl be discussing 
it (and sequential art in general) in an open Q&A dis¬ 
cussion at Austin Books. Note: as moderated by the 
Chronicle’s Wayne Alan Brenner, even. 

Sun., Feb. 8, 2-5pm. 5002 N. Lamar, 512/454-4197. www.austinbooks.com. 


Exhibition: through Feb. 28. In the Canopy compound, 

916 Springdale #102. www.artsciencegallery.com. 

BIG MEDIUM: THE CONTEMPORARY 
PRINT Last year’s PrintAustin show at Big Medium 
is still reverberating in our memory, and this year’s 
exhibition should have just as much of a positive 
impact as it’s curated by Kathryn Polk and Kevin 
McNamee-Tweed and features a champion’s gallery 
of Austin printmakers. And, of course, it’s in the 
heart of Canopy, so it’s surrounded by all sorts of 
other great art to see, too. Bonus: Sa-Ten Cafe, right 
there. Through Feb. 21. Tue.-Sat., noon-6pm. 916 Springdale, 
www. canopyaustin. com. 

E4 GALLERY: PRINT-FIRED This exhibition 

features printmaking techniques in clay(!) Through 
Feb. 27. 3307 E. Fourth, www.print-fired.com. 

O FLATBED PRESS Peregrine Press: A Texas 
Legacy More than 40 landmark works from the 
acclaimed press that operated from 1981 to 1991 
in Dallas. Through March 7. Outside the Lines The odd 
and brilliant works of Bob Schneider and Terry Allen. 
Through Feb. 10. 2830 E. MLK, 512/477-9328. 
www. flatbed press, com. 

FLATBED PRESS: NEW EDITIONS AND 
MONOTYPES Colorful multiplate etchings, giant 
woodcuts, and monotypes by Ricky Armendariz, Alice 
Leora Briggs, Ann Conner, Suzi Davidoff, Annalise 
Gratovich, John Greer, Jules Buck Jones, Sharon 
Kopriva, and more. Through Feb. 10. 2830 E. MLK, 
512/477-9328. www. flatbed press, com. 



Bearded Lady: 

Here and Now 

Collaborative and individual works 
by Brian Phillips and Tim Kerr 
brighten the walls of this busy gallery. 
Reception (with music by DJ Lord 
Highpockets). 

Sat., Feb. 7, 6-9pm. 3504 E. Fourth, 512/389-0180. 
www. bearded lady. net. 


LORA REYNOLDS GALLERY: BLOCK¬ 
BUSTER Sculpture and drawing by Arlene Shechet, 
in the artist’s first solo exhibition at this tony 
Downtown gallery. Through March 21. 360 Nueces #50, 
512/215-4965. www.lorareynolds.com. 

MACC: A TRAVES DEL TIEMPO 
(TRAVELING THROUGH TIME) A retrospec 
tive of Sandra C. Fernandez’s works on paper graces 
the expansive walls of the Coronado Gallery. Also, 

Estos Little Saint Cards: Charcoal drawings by Paul 
del Bosque, in the MACC’s Community gallery. Through 
April 4. 600 River, www.maccaustin.org. 

MASS GALLERY: FRIENDSHIP AND 
FREEDOM Group exhibition of contemporary queer 
and feminist artworks by Leah DeVun, Edie Fake, and 
the Nightmare City collective. 507 Calles, 512/535-4946. 
www. massgallery. org. 

MEXIC-ARTE MUSEUM: SELECTIONS 
FROM THE CONTEMPORARY ART 
COLLECTION Behold an an array of contempo¬ 
rary art showcasing works by Mexican, Latino, and 
Latin American artists - David “Shek” Vega, Adriana 
Corral, Miguel Aragon, Gil Rocha, and others - high¬ 
lighting a variety of mediums. Bonus: “Selections 
from the Changarrito Collection: 2012-2014.” 

419 Congress, 512/480-9373. www.mexic-artemuseum.org. 

PHOTO METHODE GALLERY: LEFT 
BANK PHOTOGRAVURES Hannah Neal uses 
the same lighting techniques, materials, and tradi¬ 
tional processes employed by the Pictorialist and 
Modernist photographers of the early 20th century 
to create portraits of artists, dancers, writers, musi¬ 
cians, and others whose work inspires. Closing recep¬ 
tion: Fri., Feb. 27, 6-8pm. 2830 E. MLK, 512/477-9328. 
www.photomethode.com. 

RUSSELL COLLECTION: WHERE EAST 
MEETS WEST Jeong-Choon Yun and Rimi Yang 

blend ancient techniques with Western influences 
to reveal a highly curated collection of art that goes 
deeper than canvas. Paper-making demonstration: 

Sat., Feb. 7, noon-2pm. Reception (RSVP): Sat., Feb. 

7, 6-9pm. Exhibition: through Feb. 28. 1137 W. Sixth, 

512/478-4440. www.russell-collection.com. 

O SLUGFEST GALLERY: 
EXTREMEZZOTINTS Prints by five mezzotint 
masters. Prints that grab your eyes by the lapels and 
whisper “Look, pallies, this is what ink and paper can 
do. This is what your art-hungry retinae have been 
jonesing to have etched on 'em forever.” Featuring 
works by Sean Caulfield, Robert De Groff, Francisco 
Souto, Carol Wax, and Art Werger. Through Feb. 15. 
Tue.-Sat., l:30-6pm. 1906 Miriam, 512/477-7204. 
www.slugfestprints. com. 

SVT GALLERY: RAY DONLEY Ten enormous 
and downright eerie photographs by the celebrated 
master of painterly chiaroscuro fill the Salvage 
Vanguard lobby walls. (Note: Buy one and all pro¬ 
ceeds go to the theatre, for a perfect win-win art 
situation.) The exhibition’s viewable during weekend 
performances - SVT’s zombified Three Zisters, for 
instance - or by appointment. Through Feb. 14. 

2803 Manor Rd., 512/474-7886. www.salvagevanguard.org. 

TESTSITE: STEVEN TOMLINSON: 
NOTEBOOKS Want to see how a relentless flood 
of thoughts are organized on paper by one man 
keeping a series of visually compelling notebooks? 
You do, if that man is Steven Tomlinson, and you 
can, because here’s a Fluent~Collaborative exhibi¬ 
tion, “Just Because 15.1,” displaying pages and 
pages and pages of those notebooks. Through Feb. 15. 
Sundays, 4-6pm. www.fluentcollab.org/testsite. 



































THE CONTEMPORARY AUSTIN: 
BOOMBOX RETROSPECTIVE There are 
ceramicists and then there are ceramicists. And then 
there’s Brooklyn’s Tom Sachs, the ceramicists’ cerami- 
cist, whose “Boombox Retrospective” of working 
music-blasters is featured among his other sculptures 
and installations - an interactive bodega, a piece 
from his Hello Kitty series, and large-scale oratory 
speakers - at TCA Downtown. Bonus: three large- 
scale bronze works by Sachs on the leafy sun-shot 
grounds of Laguna Gloria. Through April 19. 700 Congress, 
512/453-5312. www. thecontemporaryaustin. org. 

UMLAUF SCULPTURE GARDEN: 
SODBUSTER The always welcoming Umlauf plays 
host to Sodbuster , San Isidro (1995), a stunning, 
24-foot fiberglass sculpture by legendary artist Luis 
Jimenez, presented in the context of other Jimenez 
works. Through April 19. Tue.-Fri., 10am-4pm; Sat.-Sun., 
noon-4pm. 605 Robert E. Lee, 512/445-5582. $5 ($3, 
seniors; $1 students), www.umlaufsculpture.org. 


“SARA FRANTZ: BETWEEN BORDERLANDS 

Women & Their Work, 1710 Lavaca 
www.womenandtheirwork.org 
Through March 19 

Sara Frantz is destroying the textures of architectural creation. 

She’s taking the peopled buildings that redefine what some would call a natu¬ 
ral landscape and she’s, in turn, redefining them : abstracting the horizontals and 
verticals, the curves and material-based complexities, everything that manifests 
an industrial structure, a human habitation. She’s shifting them to stark planes 
of color from a rainbow palette of her own choosing. She’s reducing, often, the 
illusion of three dimensions down to two. And, often, to great effect, she’s leav¬ 
ing these graphically simplified edifices embedded among the texture-rich, detail- 
ridden chaos of the unmade world they were built in. 

That’s the basic idea, anyway - and a compelling one, at that, especially 
within the context of humanity’s relentless transformation of the non-human 


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WALLY WORKMAN: IN HER PLACE 

As if it’s not enough that the popular Workman venue 
has Gordon Fowler represented in the main gallery 
downstairs, now they’re opening this excellent show 

of beautiful, arch, and delicately colored lithographs 
from Kathryn Polk in the upstairs space. Win-win, we 
think this kind of situation is called. Through Feb. 14. 
1202 W. Sixth, 512/472-7428. www.wallyworkmangallery.com. 


world into vessels for its own metastasizing. But these images of Frantz’s 
aren’t just clever concepts, nor are they mere machine renderings of such 
concepts. The artist’s hand puts tools to paper and brings the concepts to a 
viewer’s sight via meticulous applications of graphite and gouache, brings a 
shock of recognition on an almost uncanny-valley level: This is the machine 
we’re making of the world; this is the way a machine might perceive the world. 


WOMEN & THEIR WORK: BETWEEN 
BORDERLANDS See review, right. Through March 
19. 1710 Lavaca, 512/477-1064. www.womenandtheirwork.org. 


Look, robot: Flere’s a former burger restaurant behind some trees. Behold, 
android: These were once rental sheds along a rural highway. And those brightly 
hued geodesic domes are ... oh, my: That’s that funeral home up there in Waco, 


YARD DOG FOLK ART: JIM SHERRADEN 


isn’t it? 


Here’s an impressive showcase of black-and-white 
and multicolored works - “Personal Woodcuts: 1983 
to Present” - by this master printer from Nashville’s 
Hatch Show Print. Through Feb. 28. 1510 S. Congress, 
512/912-1613. www.yarddog.com. 

LITERA 


I tell you that this series of Frantz’s is worth scanning your optics across, 
for the delight of the balance of colors and shapes, even aside from such 
philosophical implications noted above. 

But there are a few more things on display among these bright variations 
on a theme. At least two pieces are distinct departures from the rest of the 
works, as if the artist were like, “Yeah, exactly - and not only that, but check 
out these visions, get a load of these skills.” 


READINGS, SIGNINGS, 
AND PERFORMANCES 

EXPRESSIONS: FOR THE LOVE OF! 

Living poets read from the works of poets passed. 
Open mic follows. Sat., Feb. 7, 7pm. Baha’i Faith Center, 
2215 E.M. Franklin, 512/926-8880. Admission: a dish for 
the potluck at break time, or cans for the Poets Pantry. 
www.austinbahai.org. 


Pacific Northwest One Million is rendered in oil on canvas and is a version 
of one of Frantz’s gouache abstractions - but here impressively oversized 
(72” x 60”) and almost obliterated by the branches and leaves of foreground 
trees, the irrepressible patterns of nature wreaking a dark, thickly pigmented 
vengeance of suffocation against all those candy-colored conceits. It’s deep 
and foreboding and powerful. And The Falls is simply that: a depiction of 
Niagara Falls - a diptych that shows the Canadian side and the American side 
of that hydrodynamic miracle. Limned in gouache and graphite on paper, yes, 



A visit to Women & Their Work right now, I’m suggesting, 
might be the respite you need, might strip away some of 


MICHENER CENTER FOR WRITERS: 
MATTHEA HARVEY The acclaimed poet reads 
from her work, including If the Tabloids Are True 
What Are You? and others. Thu., Feb. 12, 7:30pm. Avaya 
Auditorium, Speedway & 24th. 

BOOKWOMAN POETRY READING Featuring 

Sarah Hackley and A. R. Rogers, with an open mic 
hosted by Cindy Huyser to follow. Thu., Feb. 12, 7:15pm. 
BookWoman, 5501 N. Lamar Ste. 105-A, 512/472-2785. 
www. ebookwoman. com. 

BOOKPEOPLE: 

THE WRITE UP 

The ever-delightful 
Owen Egerton 
welcomes Suzy 
Spencer - author 
of the book Secret 
Sex Lives - to this 
latest live KUT pod¬ 
cast about the writ¬ 
ing life. Tue., Feb. 10, 

7pm. BookPeople, 

603 N. Lamar, 

512/472-5050. 
www.bookpeople.com. 

RAW PAW 
READING 
SERIES: MIND 
MAZE Hosted 

by Wade Martin and A.R. Rogers, this month’s 
installment features readings from Ash Smith, Joe 
Brundidge/Element615, and Montsho, who will 
be releasing a chapbook. Wed., Feb. 11, 7pm. Malvern 
Bookstore, 613 W. 29th. www.malvernbooks.com. 

MALVERN NOVEL NIGHT Author readings - 
featuring Ernie Wood, from his novel One Red Thread, 

and Howard A. Schwartz, from his novel Flight of the 
Crow - and an open mic, and a Malvernite pimping 
some serious goodness: A night of solid literary cel¬ 
ebration. Thu., Feb. 12, 7pm. Malvern Bookstore, 

613 W. 29th. www.malvernbooks.com. 


SECRET 



LIVES 


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but with nothing abstracted, with no colors to distract from the superlative what modern urbanity has encrusted your overly complex 
monochrome details. life with. - Wayne Alan Brenner 


DAY TRIPS BY GERALD E. MCLEOD 



Grand Central Cafe in Kingsland has a serious past. 

The former farmhouse had a starring role in the classic 
slasher film The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Refusing to 
be pigeon-holed as a character actor, the building has 
been reinvented as a fine-dining establishment. 

Menu items at the cafe cover such a broad spectrum 
that everyone can find something to their liking. 

According to our server, the steaks are the most popular, 
but the chicken and shrimp dishes are high on the favor¬ 
ites list. We weren’t disappointed. The wine and beer list 
could include more local labels, but it’s a good selection 
and no one needs to go away thirsty. 

Decorated in a railroad theme, the cafe gives only a 
brief nod to the horror film with T-shirts for sale. The 
staircase looks like it did in the movie, but grandpa’s 2 

room upstairs is now the cozy Club Car Lounge. | 

Even with a restoration, the house is instantly recogniz- uj 
able as the star of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Owners ^ 
of the Antlers Hotel moved the house to the property in g 
1998 from its original location near Round Rock. MM Pack 
captured the history of the old farmhouse for the movie’s 
30th anniversary at austinchronicle.com/food/2003-10-31/184100. 

Grand Central Cafe, 1010 King Court, is right off FM 1431 in Kingsland. The 
cafe opens Wednesday through Sunday for breakfast and lunch from 8am to 2pm, 
and for dinner Wednesday through Saturday from 5 to 9pm. For information, call 
325/388-6022 or go to www.kingslandgrandcentral.com. 


1,228th in a series. Collect them all. Day 
Trips, Vol. 2, a book of “Day Trips,” is avail¬ 
able for $8.95, plus $3.05 for shipping, 
handling, and tax. Mail to: Day Trips, PO Box 
33284, South Austin, TX 78704. 


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COMMUNITY 


FREE HEART HEALTH CLASS Know the 
numbers from your lipid profile, as well as your blood 
pressure and blood sugar levels, so you know when 
to skip the P Terry’s. Thu., Feb. 5, 5-7pm. Seton Medical 
Center, 1201 W. 38th, 512/324-4804. Free. 
www.seton.net/classes/category/cardiac. 

GIBSON SREET ARTISANS MARKET 

No imports here, just local, handcrafted goods, a 
few food trailers, and a whole bunch of gift ideas 
for your sweetheart. Fri.-Sun., Feb. 6-8, llam-5pm. 

1318 S. Congress. Free. 

WEAR RED FOR WOMEN The American Heart 
Association encourages everyone to wear red and 
challenge women to know their risks for heart dis¬ 
ease and live heart-healthy lives. Fri., Feb. 6. 
www.austingored.heart.org. 

MODERN HOME TOUR Purchase your tickets 
online, or just show up to one of the many local hous¬ 
es that will be open to the public to promote respon¬ 
sible urban growth. Or just tour your dream home that 
happens to be someone else’s abode. Go online for 
a list of participating houses. Sat., Feb. 7,10am-5pm. 
512/903-3848. $40 ($30, advance), laura@pompr.com, 
www.modernhometouraustin.com. 

TET FESTIVAL Presented by the Vietnamese 
American Community of Austin Texas, this test has 
dragon dances, fireworks, food, games, and a raffle. 
Sat., Feb. 7, 10am-5pm. Cedar Ridge High School, 

2801 Gattis School Rd., Round Rock, 512/481-2548. $3. 
www. tetfestivalaustin. vacat. org. 

12TH STREET EAST END BLACK HERI¬ 
TAGE FESTIVAL Celebrate Black History Month 
with local vendors, products, music, performers, art, 
community awards, food, and more courtesy of the 
Ujamaa Community Foundation of Austin Committee. 
Sat., Feb. 7,11am. Rosewood Park, 2300 Rosewood, 
512/947-9066. Free, www.ujamaa-austin.org. 


DIVORCE FAIR Breaking up is hard to do and these 
professionals can give you solid advice. Sat., Feb. 7, 
ll:30am-l:30pm. Flying Saucer, The Triangle, 46th & Guadalupe, 
512/809-9816. Free, www.austindivorcefair.com. 

EASTSIDE POP-UP Need to pick up a Valentine’s 
Day gift, but want to do it at a place where you can 
have a few drinks? Shop here for local vendors ped¬ 
dling all manner of art, jewelry, and other handmade 
gifts. Sat., Feb. 7,12-5pm. The Grackle, 1700 E. Sixth, 
512/520-8148. Free. 

BOXERS C N BREWS No, not those boxers, so 
put your pants on, grab your favorite furry friend, or 
get ready to adopt one of the many dogs on hand. 
Music, food, and fun, plus a specially designed pint 
glass for the occasion! Sat., Feb. 7, 3-7pm. Rogness 
Brewing Company ; 2400 Patterson Industrial Dr., Pflugerville, 
512/968-1343. Free, www.austinboxerrescue.com. 

RODEO AUSTIN GALA Accessorize your 
black-tie duds with boots and a Stetson for a four- 
course meal, drinks, and music from the Band Perry 
and Two Tons of Steel. Sat., Feb. 7, 6pm. Palmer Events 
Center, 900 Barton Springs Rd. $200 and up. 
www.rodeoaustin.com/events/special-events/gala. 

ANIMAL AID UNLIMITED FUNDRAISER 

Help fund an animal sanctuary in India while belting 
out some Bollywood karaoke, enjoying some drinks 
and apps, and being hypnotized by Indian dancers. 
Sat., Feb. 7, 7:30-10:30pm. The OffShoot, 2221 Hidalgo, 
512/476-7833. $25. www.itrulycare.com/events/passage-to- 
india-afundraiser-for-animal-aid-unlimited. 

HEART HEALTH SCREENINGS This month is 
not just about the hearts filled with chocolate, so get 
yourself checked out. Call for an appointment. Sat., 
Feb. 7. Seton Medical Center, 1201 W. 38th, 

512/324-2333. Free. 

SHERWOOD FOREST FAIRE Get out your 
corsets and chain-mail and join the fun and fantasy in 


MEAL TIMES 


First Plates Events 



We're rolling out our annual list 
of the 100 restaurants defining 
Austin dining now. Meet Food 
Editor Brandon Watson dur¬ 
ing a week of celebration 
including a happy hour at the 
Tigress, a launch party at ABGB, 
a special menu at Contigo, a special screening at the Marchesa, and a lively Twitter chat. Full 
details online. Thu., Feb. 5, through Tue., Feb. 10. austinchronicle.com/food/first-plates-events. 


CENTRAL MARKET HOSTS “A CHOCO¬ 
LATE AFFAIR’’ Special appearances, demos, and 
more. Wed. Feb. 4, through Tue., Feb 17. Central Market, all 
locations, www. central market, com. 

DELICIOUS MISCHIEF WITH JOHN 
DEMERS Special appearance from radio host. Fri., 
Feb. 6, 6:30pm. Central Market North Cooking School, 4001 
N. Lamar, 512/206-1014. 

SUPPER FRIENDS: FANCIFUL INDUL¬ 
GENCE Fri., Feb. 6, 7-10:30pm. Swoop House, 3012 
Gonzales, 512/467-6600. $65. 

14TH ANNUAL VINTNER DINNER SERIES 

A weekly showcase of Texas wineries. This week: 

Bella Vista Ranch in Wimberley. Saturdays. Blair House, 
100 W. Spoke Hill Dr., Wimberley, 512/847-1111. $70. www. 
blairhouseinn. com/blog. 

AUSTIN SERTOMA CLUB’S 10TH 
ANNUAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST Sat, Feb. 

7, 7:30am-lpm. Texas School for the Deaf, 1102 S. Congress, 
512/462-5353. $6. 

CHOCOLATE MAKING WITH BOB 
WILLIAMSON AT THE WHEATSVILLE 
CO-OP Sat., Feb. 7, l-3pm. Wheatsville Co-op South, 4001 
S. Lamar. $35. www.wheatsville.coop. 


BAMIX HAND BLENDER DEMO Learn how to 
use the ultimate immersion blender. Sat., Feb. 7,12-2pm. 
Metier Cook’s Supply, 1805 S. First, 512/276-2605. 

© GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER? 

Pick from one of 23 themed dinners in private 
homes, and help provide hospice, housing, and sup¬ 
port for people living with HIV/AIDS. Sat., Feb. 7, 7pm. 
TBD, 512/454-5039. $125. www.projecttransitions.org. 

SECOND ANNUAL BOUCHERIE A full day 
of activities including brunch, cooking demos, farm 
tours, and more. Sun., Feb. 8,11am. Vintage Heart Farm, 
1700 CR 332, Stockdale. $150 adults, $75 kids, 
www. vintageheartfarm. com. 

© INAUGURAL TEXAS TEA FESTIVAL 

You’re invited to come oolong. Sun., Feb. 8, llam-5pm. 
Saengerrunde Hall, 1607 San Jacinto, 512/478-1411. $12 
advance, $15 at door, www.texasteafestival.com. 

© ANTONELLI’S CHEESE 5TH ANNIVER¬ 
SARY CELEBRATION A week of cheese tast¬ 
ings and events. We’re in! Mon. Feb 9, through Sat., Feb 
14. Antonelli’s Cheese Shop, 4220 Duval St., 512/531-9610. 
www.antonellischeese.com. 

CRAFT + CRAFT COCKTAILS Custom etched 
glass and libations. Tue., Feb. 10, 7-9pm. W Hotel, 

200 Lavaca, 512/542-3600. www.whotelaustin.com/getcrafty. 


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Lumberjack Off 

Break out the flannel and comb your 
beard because it's time to choose the 
manliest of men in town. Contestants 
must sign up by Mon., Feb. 9 to try 
their hands at contests like keg lifting, 
arm wrestling, and best burp. Flowever 
the true test will be the dance off. 

Wed., Feb. 11, 9pm. The Scoot Inn, 1308 E. Fourth, 
512/478-6200. Free, www.scootinnaustin.com. 


the medieval village with scads of performances each 
day, plus food, shopping, live music, and unparalleled 
people watching. Weekends, Feb. 7-March 29, lOam-dusk. 
Sherwood Forest Faire, 1883 Old Hwy. 20, McDade. $20 ($10, 
kids), www.sherwoodforestfaire.com. 

BAZAAR BRUNCH Enjoy some brunch while you 
browse locally handmade goodies. Sun., Feb. 8,10am- 
3pm. Bouldin Creek Cafe, 1900 S. First, 512/416-1601. Free, 
www.bouldincreek. com. 

HOOKED ON MUELLER Texas Park & Wildlife 
are dropping 2,000 rainbow trout into Mueller Lake, so 
come down and try to catch some! There will be chefs 
on hand to tell how best to cook ’em up. Sun., Feb. 8, 
lOam-noon. Mueller Lake Park, 1829 Simond, 512/344-2033. 
Free. www. fb.com/events/765249583544729. 

THE AUSTIN FLEA Browse for handmade and 
vintage wearables and gifts for Valentine’s Day. Sun., 
Feb. 8, llam-5pm. The HighBall, 1142 S. Lamar, 
512/383-8309. Free, www.austinflea.net. 

DARWIN DAY CELEBRATION Charles 
Darwin, famous for tagging Jesus-fish bumper stick¬ 
ers all over America, celebrates another birthday with 
speakers, exhibits, and more. Sun., Feb. 8,12-5pm. J.J. 
Pickle Research Campus, Commons Center, 10100 Burnet Rd. 
Free, www.cfi-austin.org/index.php/special-events/darwin-day. 

FREE TRAVEL CLASS: GREECE Learn how 
to get the most of your Mediterranean vacation as 
experts share tips on transportation, safety, technol¬ 
ogy, and more. Tue., Feb. 10, 6:30pm. REI, 601 N. Lamar, 
512/444-2294. Free, www.hiusa.org/austin/calendar. 

GUIDING YOUR CHILD THROUGH HIGH 
SCHOOL This four-week class by J.C. Shakespeare 
discusses helping kids through the trying teenage years. 
Tuesdays, 6:30-8pm; through Feb. 24. Westlake High School, 

4100 Westbank, 512/626-3450. $130. www.jcshakespeare.com. 

MYSTICISM & SEXUALITY TALK Grant 
Potts, Ph.D., department chair of philosophy, religion 
and humanities gives a talk on sexual symbolism and 
mysticism. Tue., Feb. 10, 7-9pm. Austin Community College 
Eastview Campus, 3401 Webberville Rd., 512/223-3352. Free. 
www.austincc.edu/ah/index.php. 

INVENTORS SPEED PITCH Do you have a 
great new product or invention that you think America 
can’t live without? You’ll have one minute to pitch 
your idea to a panel of “executives.” Wed., Feb. 11, 9am- 
noon. Bullock Texas State History Museum, 1800 N. Congress, 
201/498-1600. Free, www.topdogdirect.com. 

NERD NITE Another month, another nerd-out with 
some of Austin’s geekiest. This installment features 
discussions on city civics with the Austin Monitor. 

Wed., Feb. 11, 7pm. The North Door, 502 Brushy, 
512/485-3070. Free, www.thenorthdoor.com. 

AUSTIN INTERNATIONAL TRIVIA NIGHT 

Show off your smarts in categories like current 
affairs, geography, and more while helping to send 
students to the Academic World Quest competition in 
Washington, D.C. Open to high school students and 
adults. Thu., Feb. 12, 6:30-9pm. Austin International School, 
12001 Oak Knoll, 512/331-7806. $10. www.wacaustin.org. 

WOMEN’S WORKSHOP WITH MARIPOSA 
PATHWAY An evening of creativity and inspira¬ 
tion, as women gather to focus and envision goals in 


a positive environment. Thu., Feb. 12, 6:30pm. Women’s 
Community Center of Central Texas, 1704 San Antonio St. 
$10. www.mariposapathway.org. 

AUSTIN RV EXPO Time to start planning your 
next cross-country vacation in the deluxe, supersized 
RV of your dreams. Feb. 12-15. Thu., noon-8pm; Fri.-Sat., 
10am-8pm; Sun., 10am-5pm. Austin Convention Center, 

500 E. Cesar Chavez, 512/366-7135. $8 ($4, kids), 
www.austinrvexpo. com. 

FREE TAX PREPARATION Foundation 
Communities lend a hand to your annual return. 
Service is open to individuals and families who make 
less than $50,000 annually. List of locations and 
hours available online. Various locations. Free, 
www. communitytaxcenters. org. 


SPORTS 


THE MAIN EVENT 

AUSTIN SPURS Vs. Grand Rapids Drive. Feb. 6, Feb. 
7, 7:30pm. Cedar Park Center, 2100 Avenue of the Stars, Cedar 
Park, 512/600-5000. $5-50. www.nba.com/dleague/austin. 

THE HOME TEAMS 

TEXAS STARS Vs. San Antonio: Thu., Feb. 5, 7:30pm 
and Tue., Feb. 10, 7:30pm; vs. Oklahoma City: Sun., Feb. 8, 
5pm. Cedar Park Center, 2100 Avenue of the Stars, Cedar Park, 
512/600-5000. $15-80. www.texasstarshockey.com. 

UT MEN’S BASKETBALL Vs. Texas Christian 
University. Wed., Feb. 11, 7pm. Frank Erwin Center, 

1701 Red River, 512/471-7744. $6-25. www.texassports.com. 

ST. EDWARD’S MEN’S BASKETBALL Vs. 

Dallas Baptist. Sat., Feb. 7, 2pm. Recreation and Convocation 
Center, 3001 S. Congress. $5. www.athletics.stedwards.edu. 

UT WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Vs. Baylor. 

Sun., Feb. 8, lpm. Frank Erwin Center, 1701 Red River, 
512/471-7744. $4-12. www.texassports.com. 

ST. EDWARD’S BASEBALL Vs. Lindenwood. 
Sat., Feb. 7, noon. Lucian-Hamilton Field, 3001 S. Congress. 
Free, www.athletics.stedwards.edu. 

UT TENNIS The UT men’s squad takes on Rice. 
Sun., Feb. 8, lpm. The Edgar 0. and Melanie A. Weller Tennis 
Center, 2200 University Club Dr. (at the UT Golf Club). Free, 
www. texassports. com. 

RECREATION & FITNESS 

POLAR PLUNGE Oh. go jump in a lake! Proceeds 
benefit the YMCA. Awards provided for best jump, 
longest swim, and there will be hot chocolate to 
warm you up (that is if it’s actually cold outside). Sat., 
Feb. 7, lpm. Bastrop State Park, 3005 Hwy 21 E., Bastrop, 
512/321-9622. $10 donation, www.bastropymca.org. 


KIDS 


MONET & ME ART CLASS Get your child 
interested in art with this six-week course that covers 
art history, painting, sculpture, and more. Tuesdays & 
Thursdays, through Feb. 26, 2-5pm. St. Michael’s Episcopal 
Church, 6317 W. Bee Caves Rd., 601/942-0303. $150. 
www.monetandme.com. 

TIE-DYE FRIDAY Come make a heart-shaped 
shirt just in time for Valentine’s Day. Call ahead to 
give shirt sizes and arrival time. Fri., Feb. 6, 3-7pm. Art 
Garage, 11190 Circle Dr., 512/852-9900. $16 per shirt, 
www. theartgarageaustin. com. 

PANCHO RABBIT AND THE COYOTE Based 
on the book by Duncan Tonatiuh, Pancho goes on a 
quest to search for his father with an untrustworthy 
coyote as his guide. Saturdays (11am) & Sundays 
(2pm); through March 1. Scottish Rite Theater ; 207 W. 18th, 
512/472-5436. $12 (kids, $8). www.scottishritetheater.org. 

FUMP FAMILY MUSIC FESTIVAL Your kids 
are never too young to be indoctrinated into the cult 
of live music. The Que Pastas, Fley Lollies, and more 
soundtrack a day of games, crafts, and fun. Sat., Feb. 

7, lOam-lpm. 1300 Lavaca St., 512/478-5709. $10. 
preschool@fumcaustin.org, www.fumpmusicfest. com. 
TEXAS WILDLIFE DAY There will be activities 
for the family hosted by local naturalists and topics 
ranging from bats to badgers. Sat., Feb. 7,10am-4pm. 
Texas Memorial Museum, 2400 Trinity, 512/471-1604. Free. 
www.utexas.edu/tmm/events/wildlifeday/index.html. 

FRIEND FEST This family event involves arts 
and crafts, live music, and cookies. Cookies, people! 
Sat., Feb. 7, l-3pm. Central Market North, 4001 N. Lamar, 
512/442-8773. Free, www.creativeaction.org. 


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THE MAGIC FLYING SCHOOL BUS Science 
has never been this much fun as you and your kids 
embark on a journey of discovery and fun. From 
outer space to the ocean floor, each week holds a 
new, interactive adventure. Sundays through Feb. 22, 
2pm. The Hideout Theatre, 617 Congress, 512/476-0473. $5. 
512/443-3688, www.hideouttheatre.com. 


OUT OF TOWN 


COWBOY MARDI GRAS Features Cajun music 
and food along with costume contests, parades, and 
lots of fun. Thu.-Sat., Feb. 5-7.11th Street Cowboy Bar, 
Bandera, 830/796-4849. www.llthstreetcowboybar.com. 

EDDIE DURHAM JAZZ CELEBRATION 
AND HILL COUNTRY JAZZ FESTIVAL 

Regional and international musicians will come together 
for two days of paying tribute to the renowned guitarist 
and enjoying big bands and combos. Fri.-Sat., Feb. 6-7. 
Texas State University, San Marcos, www.txstate.edu/jazzstudies. 


FIND YOUR STOKE The ranch is open for 
visitors all weekend, but on Saturday the new own¬ 
ers host artists with refreshments as the sun sets 
behind the hills. Fri.-Sun., Feb. 6-8. Sculpture Ranch, 
Johnson City, 830/868-5244. Free, www.sculptureranch.com. 

MARDI GRAS The oldest Fat Tuesday celebration 
in Texas features parades, parties, music, and food 
over a 10-day period leading up to Mardi Gras. Fri.- 
Tues., Feb. 6-17. Galveston, 409/770-0999. 
www. mardigrasgalveston. com. 

WINE LOVERS’ TRAIL Visit selected Hill 
Country wineries for special events, free wine tast¬ 
ings, and a commemorative box of chocolates. Fri.- 
Sun., Feb. 6-22. Fredericksburg, 872/216-9463. $60 per 
couple, www. texaswinetrail. com. 

HOT RODS AND HATTERS CAR SHOW 

This car show features all makes and models plus 
three bands, and lots of vendors. Proceeds go to 
local charities. Sat. Feb. 7, 8am-6pm. Lockhart, 
512/657-4616. Free, www.fb.com/hotrodsandhatters. 


SOCCER WATCH BY NICK BARBARO 



Lots of Austin Aztex news 
this week, as we’re just a 
week away from the ATX Pro 
Challenge preseason tourna¬ 
ment, which will bring three 
MLS teams to UT’s Myers 
Stadium (Friday and Sunday, 

Feb. 13 & 15; tickets 
on sale at all Austin 
H-E-B stores, or see 
www.austinaztex.com). 

Most notably, USL 
PRO unveiled their 
season schedule 
Monday: The Aztex 
play a 28-game sched¬ 
ule, all against their 
rivals in the 12-team 

Western Conference. The regular season will open Saturday, March 28, and run through 
Sept. 20, with 11 of the 14 home games played on a Saturday, and all home games kick¬ 
ing off at 8pm at House Park. Seven of the first 10 games will be played at home, where 
the Aztex have been 20-3-3 in their three years in USL PDL. The Aztex host the Colorado 
Springs Switchbacks for their season opener and pro debut, one of four times those two 
face each other during the season. 

The Aztex officially started their preseason training this week, after announcing several 
more signings, including returning veteran Leone Cruz in defense, and Gregory 
Mulamba, a powerful South African midfielder who’s played against the Aztex a number of 
times for his former team, the Laredo Heat. At this point, the announced 16-player roster 
includes two goalkeepers and seven proven defenders, but remains thin up front. Expect 
more names to be added imminently, if not sooner. 


Former Austin Aztex standout Kalen Ryden 
will be on the visitors bench next weekend 
as the Columbus Crew join DC United and 
FC Dallas in the Aztex’s preseason ATX Pro 
Challenge tournament. 


There are a couple of big English derbies on the TV schedule this weekend: North 
London’s Arsenal at Spurs, 6:45am Saturday on NBCSN, followed by Liverpool at 
Everton at 11:30 on NBC... Then on Sunday it’s the U.S. national teams on ESPN: The 
women start World Cup preparations for real, playing France at 11am, followed by the men 
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An Actress Plays Herself 
in the Role of a Lifetime 

AFS DOC NIGHTS: ACTRESS byAnneS.Lewis 


Filmmaker Robert Greene found himself in 
the midst of an irresistible creative conver¬ 
gence. From his catbird seat as next-door 
neighbor and friend to the actor Brandy Burre 
(formerly of The Wire), he’d watched her 
struggle with the predictable identity issues 
that happen when a working actor transitions 
to suburban mom. Then her relationship with 
Tim, the father of her two children, blew up, 
forcing her to retool for re-entering the work¬ 
ing actor’s world. Perfect material for Greene, 
who’d long been keen to make a film that 
explored the relationship between “acting” 
and “being yourself” in a documentary. 

“What basically happened,” he says, “was 
that my formal ideas about the roles we play 
happened to match the internal struggle 
Brandy was just about to turn into a very 
external struggle, and I just happened to 
have my cameras rolling, perhaps egging her 
on - or at least finding visual ways to help 
her express her tumult.” Voila. Actress turned 
out to be a highly constructed, stylized scoff- 
law of a doc, at once transparent and opaque 
- Was Brandy acting for the camera? - with 


an essence-nailing, double-whammy of a title. 
Austin Chronicle: Please describe your film. 
Robert Greene: What gives the film its pecu¬ 
liar vibe is that so much is totally traditional 
in terms of Maysles-like [fly-on-the-wall] 
observation, but because we set you up to 
distrust the authenticity of everything you 
see, the viewer is made to question things 
that are clearly happening and real. 
Motivations and emotions then become more 
complex, and everything has this vague ambi¬ 
guity, which I think illuminates Brandy’s expe¬ 
rience in an interesting way. But to me these 
techniques are more truthful, not less. I real¬ 
ly don’t mind bending or breaking any and all 
rules, but with a story like this and the real 
experiences of people so close to me being 
portrayed, this was not the film to simply 
“break the rules” with. I wanted all the weird 
contradictions, inherent manipulations, and 
inevitable distortions of the documentary pro¬ 
cess to be visible, but it also was an excel¬ 
lent vehicle for exploring the complex person 
I had in front of the camera. In the end, the 
film is about the roles we play and how we 


can get trapped when we simply perform the 
black-and-white version of ourselves that 
society sometimes demands. 

Some have described the film as a documen¬ 
tary/fiction hybrid but I like to think of it as the 
most honest documentary of the year. Sure, I’m 
very interested in film language and how 
modes of storytelling register to audiences. I 
think I saw Brandy’s story as a kind of real-life 
melodrama - she’s a very theatrical person, as 
are many performers - and so at some point I 
started to think of the film as a Douglas Sirk- 
like observational documentary. There’s a lot of 
contradiction in there, of course, but to me this 
kind of mixing of the hyper-expressive and the 
observational lets us get at some other kinds 
of truths. Also, I think many questions people 
have when they sit down and watch a nonfiction 
film - Why are they allowing such intimacy? 

Who is exploiting whom? Flow is the director 
manipulating the scenes? - these are often hid¬ 
den in documentaries and we just happen to 
be reveling in them, turning the contradictions 
and all the thorny questions into part of the 
story (without me explicitly onscreen). 

AC: Did you worry about making a film about 
friends? 

RG: I was very worried, and I continue to be. I 
didn’t have Brandy or Tim sign release forms 
until they watched the film. ... Tim still doesn’t 
like to talk about the film. Brandy loves it. ■ 

Actress screens Wed., Feb. 11, 7:30pm, 
at the Marchesa Hall & Theatre, and will be 
followed by a Skype interview with the director. 


:( Help! 

I am a grad student and 
consider myself a proud femi¬ 
nist. Lately I've been getting 
into a lot of arguments on 
Facebook about a topic I feel 
strongly about, where many 
feminists disagree with me. I 
would name the topic, but then 
I'd be compelled to write literal¬ 
ly 1,000 words about it. 

The person I’ve been argu¬ 
ing with most recently is a col¬ 
league. I couldn’t resist com¬ 
menting on her Facebook wall 
when she posted what I consider to be an 
ignorant article. Suffice it to say, this did not 
go well. How do I stick up for what I believe in 
without alienating people? Or getting dragged 
into 40-comment-long threads that swallow 
hours of my life and involve more and more 
insanely specific research to keep up with? 

- Do I Seem Like I Know Everything?! 

No one likes to admit they’re wrong in pub¬ 
lic, DISLIKE, especially not in front of every¬ 
one they know. That’s what you’re asking your 
colleague to do when you pick a fight on her 
Facebook wall. Take a good, long look in the 
mirror and ask yourself which you would rath¬ 
er correct: A) the person or B) the argument 
she’s making. 

If you really think the colleague is out of 
line and needs some negative feedback in 
the form of comment-thread angst, go ahead 
and tattoo her wall with virtual graffiti. But 
realize that the bombs you throw will likely 
blow up in your face, too, in the form of the 
alienation and lost time you describe. Better, 
we think, to agree to disagree in public. 

Maybe later you can approach her privately, 
where the stakes are lower and your respect 
for her is clearer, and try to see eye-to-eye. 

If your deeper concern is that her argument 
is wrong, then be strategic. Your acronym, 
DISLIKE, points to an important natural law of 
Facebook. Some things are just not possible 
there, due to the architecture of the site. 
“Disliking” a post is one. Successfully defend¬ 
ing an unpopular position on the hostile terri¬ 
tory of someone else’s wall is another. 

If you truly believe in your argument, look 
beyond her wall. Try old-fashioned, offline 
ways of getting involved with and organizing 
on behalf of your pet issue. In the online 
sphere, you have other options too. The obvi¬ 
ous one is to make your argument on your 
own wall. We know how frustrating it can be 
to see your colleague rack up the “likes” 
while your posts languish. But that doesn’t 
mean you’re failing to convince people. It just 
means that your argument is less popular to 
begin with. Slow and steady wins the race. 

Elsewhere on the Internet, if you don’t 
mind going toe-to-toe with opposing argu¬ 
ments and evidence, Genius.com is beta-test¬ 
ing an innovative product that allows users to 
annotate passages of controversial online 
articles. Annotations can be up-voted and 
down-voted, and expert voices are highlight¬ 
ed. We’ll see if it catches on and works as 
intended, but it’s a worthy effort to supplant 
Facebook - a platform built to encourage con¬ 
sensus and impede dissent and “dislikes” - 
as many Americans’ primary online venue for 
substantive political debate. :) HD 


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Bigger and Better 

The Bullock Museum IMAX Theatre completes digital 

conversion 


BY JOSH KUPECK 


When the Bullock Texas State History 
Museum announced last month that they 
were temporarily closing their IMAX theatre 
to switch to digital projectors, it didn’t come 
as much of a surprise. Back in 2013, IMAX 
CEO Richard Gelfond outlined a plan to con¬ 
vert theatres around the country, and now 
it’s Bullock’s turn. Going away are the mas¬ 
sive 70mm film projectors, making way for a 
state-of-the-art dual digital IMAX projection 
system, complete with an all-new sound sys¬ 
tem and screen. What does this mean for 
you, film enthusiast? Well, say goodbye to 
IMAX 70mm, but say hello to a much more 
robust slate of films at the Bullock. 

“It comes down to distribution,” says 
Josh Jacobs, the recently appointed director 
of film and theatre for the Bullock Museum. 
“Last year the only feature films available 
to us were The Hobbit: The Desolation of 
Smaug and Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. 
So we went the entire year without a fea¬ 
ture. The latest Hobbit film [The Battle of 
the Five Armies ] wasn’t even available on 
70mm. It was digital only. That’s how it’s 
going to keep going. So to remain capable 
of showing anything we had to go digital.” 
It’s a move that makes financial sense for 
the museum, and with the ability to not be 
locked down to a single format, patrons will 
have a lot more options and the Bullock 
IMAX will be able to show a wider range of 
content. And while Jacobs laments the loss 
of the analog IMAX 70mm format, to remain 
a viable theatre in this town, it was a change 
that had to happen. 

Jacobs comes to the position after seven 
years as the director of the Alamo 
Drafthouse’s Rolling Roadshow, where he 
and his crew set up outdoor theatres for 


Movies in the Park, the Long Center’s 
Sound & Cinema, the Marfa Film Festival, 
and countless other events. He says his time 
with the Rolling Roadshow prepared him 
for this new gig. “I think the biggest thing 
I’m bringing from the Roadshow is the abil¬ 
ity to think on my feet. It’s the ability to 
have a solid plan and execute it. You’ve got 
a thousand people coming out for a show, 
and they’re all staring at the back of your 
head. You’re not hiding in a booth some¬ 
where. You’ve got all eyes on you if some¬ 
thing goes down. I definitely learned stress 
management from those days.” 

Along with chief projectionist David 
Ripper and his team of technicians, Jacobs 
hustled to get the $150,000 conversion set 
up in record time. “We actually had to 
knock a hole in the back of the building to 
be able to get the new screen inside the 
theatre.” That screen, the biggest in Texas 
at 65-by-85 feet - as certified by the Giant 
Screen Cinema Association (yes, that’s a 
real thing) - will soon be showing more than 
just one new release a year. “The ability to 
have IMAX films, first-run films from the 
studios, repertory films, and live-streaming 
events such as concerts and opera is excit¬ 
ing. There are so many directions we can go 
with this.” 

One of the films Jacobs is especially 
excited about is “Dark Universe,” a docu¬ 
mentary created by the American Museum 
of Natural History that illuminates the cos¬ 
mic mysteries of dark matter and dark 
energy, narrated by Neil deGrasse Tyson, z 
“Prior to going digital, there would be no 2 
way to screen this. But the museum was | 
able to create a DCP of the film and send it i 
over to us so we can show it.” “Dark ° 


Universe” is currently playing at the theatre 
through Feb. 12, and the Hollywood space 
opera Jupiter Ascending, by Lana and Andy 
Wachowski, opens this Friday, Feb. 6, which 
will be followed by Insurgent in March. 

Jacobs also hopes to expand on the 
Bullock’s existing programs, such as the 
ongoing B Movies and Bad History series 
(recently partnered with the Texas Archive 
of the Moving Image) and the Music Under 
the Star series of concerts. He’s reaching 
out to various music bookers to bring in new 
acts and hopes to utilize the intimate 200- 
seat Texas Spirit Theater as a music venue. 
He wants to facilitate partnerships with the 
Austin Film Society and continue relations 
with the Austin Film Festival, which regu¬ 
larly screens its Made in Texas series there. 
It’s all under the brand Texas Focus, and 
ideally it would be a monthly series of films 
that highlight the Lone Star State’s contri¬ 
butions to cinema, as well as workshops and 
lecture series with filmmakers as well. He 
wants the museum and theatre to not just 
be about showing films, 
but supporting folks who 
aspire to become film¬ 
makers, helping connect 
them to the resources 
they need to thrive. 

As to claims that this is 
one more death rattle sig¬ 
naling the end of film 
projection, Jacobs isn’t 
too concerned, although 
he has had discussions 
about it. “They’re mostly 
friends that are part of 
the film community, but 
I’m not hearing a lot from the average mov¬ 
iegoer. But it’s filmmakers, cinephiles, and 
film enthusiasts. They’re the ones that care. 
They’re the ones that seek out those film 
screenings where they know there’s a pris¬ 
tine print being shown. There are a lot of 
folks who are sad that the 70mm is going 
away. But really, it’s something we can’t 
stop. If I had unlimited resources, I would 
keep the film projectors and we would do 


both. So when Christopher Nolan or Paul 
Thomas Anderson put out a film, we could 
show it. But realistically and financially, that 
doesn’t work. So we have to do what’s best 
for the museum. One of the benefits to the 
conversion is that as we’re able to offer more 
content, that’s bringing in more revenue to 
the museum. And that’s not just for the 
IMAX, that goes to the museum as a whole. 
So we get to have more funds to bring in bet¬ 
ter exhibits.” 

“People can go to the Alamo Ritz and see 
a stellar 70mm presentation. So it’s not like 
we’re starved for that in Austin, and that’s 
why I wasn’t as broken up to see IMAX 
70mm go. Digital makes sense for us. I’ll still 
go see 70mm films in Austin, but we have a 
massive 65-by-85 foot screen that we want to 
make the best use of and get as much great 
programming on to that screen as we can, 
rather than just watching it sit there, waiting 
for the next Christopher Nolan film.” 

The transition to digital is the next logical 
step for the theatre, which hopes to further 
convert to next-genera¬ 
tion laser projectors in a 
year or two. “We’ve been 
seeing this happening for 
10 years,” Jacobs says. 
“The technology keeps 
changing so rapidly. Up 
until a decade ago, it was 
same technology we’ve 
had since the 19th centu¬ 
ry. There have been 
upgrades to it, but it’s 
still just a gate, film, and 
a light source. I’m curi¬ 
ous to see where this 
stops. When do we hit that point where we 
say, ‘Okay, we’ve planed out and this is 
what the cinematic experience is’? Until we 
get there, it’s going to keep changing, and 
the industry is going to follow whatever is 
happening. So we either stick with Betamax 
or go with VHS.” ■ 

The Bullock Museum IMAX Theatre is located 
at 1800 Congress. For showtimes, 
see www.thestoryoftexas.com. 


“The ability to have 
IMAX films, first- 
run films from the 
studios, repertory 
films, and live- 
streaming events 
such as concerts and 
opera is exciting.” 

- Josh Jacobs 



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FILM LISTINGS 



Desperate Living 

Marion Cotillard works without a net 


BY JOSH KUPECK 


For the past 18 years and over the course 
of six feature films, Belgian filmmaking 
brothers Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne have 
carefully chronicled the lives of the underprivi¬ 
leged, the unemployed, and the lost souls 
who invariably get discarded, as modernity 
and capitalism move inexorably forward in a 
society that neither cares for nor wants any¬ 
thing to do with them. These stories of aban¬ 
doned children, undocumented immigrants, 
and people pushed to the margins of 
society have wowed critics (two Palme 
d’Ors, putting them in rare company) 
and influenced more than a few direc¬ 
tors (paging Darren Aronofsky), but 
apart from the arthouse crowd, 
their films have not made much 
of an impact here in the States. 

So does recruiting international 
movie star Marion Cotillard for 
their new film mark an attempt 
to break into the mainstream? 

I’d hazard that it was probably a 
producer’s call, but the resulting 
film is an exceptionally crafted 
drama, anchored by the brothers’ mastery of 
their skills and Cotillard’s breathtaking perfor¬ 
mance. 

Cotillard is Sandra, a working-class mother 
employed at a solar panel manufacturing com¬ 
pany in a Belgian town, who, upon returning to 
work after a leave of absence due to a bout 
of depression, is told she’s been sacked. In 
her absence, and under questionable circum¬ 
stances, Sandra’s coworkers have voted to cut 
up her salary as a substantial bonus for them 
instead of keeping her on as an employee. 
After pleading with her boss, she is given the 


weekend to convince her fellow coworkers to 
keep her on, with a new vote to occur Monday 
morning. Hence the title and hence what fol¬ 
lows, as we see Sandra go from employee to 
employee, trying to convince them that they 
should choose her over the money all of them 
so desperately need. Aided by her endlessly 
supportive husband (Rongione, equally amaz¬ 
ing, and thankfully not a pushover), we watch 
Sandra undertake this emotionally crippling 
task, and at the same time learn about 
the precarious financial instability of the 
people with whom she works. 

Sounds tedious on paper, I know. 
But the Dardenne brothers have made 
a compelling film about an ethical 
dilemma that evokes a moralism 
that most filmmakers would give 
their eyeteeth to capture a frac¬ 
tion of. Halfway through the film 
you realize that maybe Sandra 
shouldn’t get her job back, and 
that her campaigning is causing 
more harm than good. This recog¬ 
nition evokes the heartbreaking 
futility of Sandra’s situation in the broader 
sense of society as a whole. Are we all just 
cogs in a wheel, ever-replaceable and ever- 
disposable? The Dardenne brothers make 
that case, and then deftly subvert it. A tour 
de force for Cotillard (who is in practically 
every frame) and another feather in the cap 
for freres Dardenne, Two Days, One Night is 
contemporary social realism at its finest, 
portraying the complicated moral landscape 
we’re constantly navigating and the difficult 
decisions this modern world has invariably 
wrought. 


NEW REVIEWS 


© THE DUKE OF BURGUNDY 

D: Peter Strickland; with Chiara D’Anna, Sidse Babett Knudsen, 
Fatma Mohamed, Eugenia Caruso, Kata Bartsch, Monica Swinn. 

(NR, 104 min.) 

Human relationships are by nature unpre¬ 
dictable, anarchic, and subject to all sorts of 
cracks, frays, rendings, and endings. So too, it 
turns out, are the romantic foibles of those who 
would corset their emotions (thereby freeing 
them) in bondage and domination role-playing. 
The Duke of Burgundy plays around with roles, 
all right, often beautifully so, but it also con¬ 
tains echoes of the traditional romantic com¬ 
edy. Secretary this isn’t, however. The third fea¬ 
ture from UK director Strickland hearkens back 
to the glory days of Eurosleaze sexploitation 
cinema of Jess Franco and Jean Rollin. It even 
features the Belgian actress Monica Swinn, a 
regular in both auteurs’ companies. As an hom¬ 
age, it’s visually and thematically gratifying, and 
on its own merits it’s scarily effective as well. 

Set in an unnamed country estate sometime 
in the past (or possibly an elaborate, fantasy 
re-creation of the past, we’re never quite cer¬ 
tain), Strickland’s film is a character study 
of mistress-and-servant lesbian role-playing. 
Knudsen is Cynthia, the stern and headmis- 
tress-like employer of the younger “maidser¬ 
vant” Evelyn (D’Anna). Dominant Cynthia and 
submissive Evelyn while away the hours in per¬ 
fect harmony, or so it at first appears. When 
not having her boots or her bum polished by 
Evelyn, Cynthia attends entomological lectures 
and adds to her lepidopterist’s collection. It 
doesn’t take a Freud to discern the similarity 
between the pinned yet fragile stasis of all 
those moths and butterflies in their airtight dis¬ 
play cases and the relationship of Cynthia and 
Evelyn. Evelyn yearns to be sealed up within a 
coffin-like box beneath Cynthia’s bed, even as 
Cynthia’s stringent self-discipline shows signs 
of cracking at the seams (not unlike the dread¬ 
ed runs in her pantyhose.) The pair even work 
from a set of tightly scripted cards, reminding 
themselves exactly what to say, do, and be. 

The question hanging in the air is: Who is 


OPENINGS 

The Duke of Burgundy (NR) 

Goodbye to Language (NR) 

Jupiter Ascending (PG-13) 

Maiii Malli Idhi Rani Roju (NR) 

Mommy (R) 

Seventh Son (PG-13) 

Shamitabh (NR) 

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge out of Water (NR) 
Two Days, One Night (PG-13) 


RATINGS 


★★★★★ 

As perfect as a movie can be 

★★★★ 

Slightly flawed, 

but excellent nonetheless 

★★★ 

Has its good points, 
and its bad points 

★★ 

Mediocre, but with one 
or two bright spots 

★ 

Poor, without any saving graces 

% 

La bomba 

^ © 

Recommended 



TWO DAYS, 
ONE NIGHT 

D: Jean-Pierre Dardenne, 
Luc Dardenne; with Marion 
Cotillard, Fabrizio Rongione, 
Catherine Salee, Christelle 
Cornil, Olivier Gourmet. (PG-13, 
95 min., subtitled) 

★★★★ 



SPOTLIGHT EVENTS 

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Big Screen Classics 

CASABLANCA 

Sat , Feb 7, 8 @ Lakeline 

There are few films that are unmissable for 

movie fans. CASABLANCA is one of them 


BANGARANG! 

TRUE ROMANCE 

Sun, Feb 8, 11 @ The Ritz 
Tony Scott directs from a (pre-PULP FICTION) 
Quentin Tarantino script to create one of the 
most indelible '90s masterpieces. 


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Sr' 


Tough Guy Cinema + Special Guest 

LIONHEART 

Sun, Feb 8 @ The Ritz 

Lionheart will leave you cheering and crying 
at the same time... revel in its greatness. 

In 35mm with Director Sheldon Lettich in 
attendance for a post-film Q&A 



ARBOR, VIOLET CROWN 


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SCREENS 


MUSIC || _ 

SXSW Film Unveils 2015 Lineup 

BLOCKBUSTER COMEDIES SHARE SPACE WITH BONA FIDE INDIES by Kimberley Jones 


NEWS ARTS & CULTURE FOOD 


really the dom and who is the sub? 

Strickland’s previous feature, the excellent 
psychological study Berberian Sound Studio, 
also mined niche territory. That film used the 
audiovisual tropes, specifically the auditory 
ones, of Italian horror films of the Seventies 
and Eighties to create a remarkable portrait 
of a solitary sound engineer coming unglued. 
The Duke of Burgundy doubles down on the 
genre conventions and ends up being all the 
better for it. That’s thanks in large part to the 
score by the UK group Cat’s Eye, the two flaw¬ 
less lead performances, and cinematographer 
Nicholas D. Knowland’s keen eye for creating 
a more-than-acceptable simulacrum of Franco 
and Rolin’s hallucinatory, dreamlike vibes. 
Unlike those two directors, Strickland gets 
away with it all sans explicit sex or even much 
nudity. After all, everyone knows it’s better to 
leave a little something to the imagination. 

- Marc Savlov 

ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR 

© GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE 

D: Jean-Luc Godard; with HeloTse Godet, Kamel Abdeli, Richard 
Chevallier, Zoe Bruneau, Christian Gregori, Jessica Erickson. 

(NR, 70 min., subtitled) 

Cinema’s oldest enfant terrible, Jean-Luc 
Godard, has made his most accessible film in 
a decade or more - and it’s in 3-D, no less - 
indicating that the irascible cineaste remains 
an active film explorer. Goodbye to Language 
is the kind of cinematic essay that Godard 
has come to specialize in; it’s really a mon¬ 
tage of thoughts, aphorisms, and images, and 
not a story, although there are some consis¬ 
tent characters (often naked - and how bet¬ 
ter to hold our interest in their philosophical 
queries?) and one dog. Godard is still shoot¬ 
ing in digital video, but in addition to the 3-D, 
he ratchets up the camera’s color saturation, 
among other effects like superimpositions 
and sound distortions, to create realities that 
often look artificial and appear to exist in mul¬ 
tiple planes. Similarly, Godard uses written 
words onscreen but often obscures our ability 
to fully read what they say. Despite all the 
film’s artifice, however, numerous shots exude 
the lyricism of an ode to nature. Literature, 
art, politics, old movies - all the director’s 
familiar tropes - flit by in shots that are usu¬ 
ally no more than a few seconds long. If this 
sounds like your idea of hell, I’m not about 
to convince you otherwise, but if this kind of 
synaptic brainstorm sounds like an invigorat¬ 
ing cinematic experience, I’m here to tell you 
that watching Goodbye to Language on a big 
screen will be 70 minutes well spent. 

- Marjorie Baumgarten 

ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR 

JUPITER ASCENDING 

D: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski; with Mila Kunis, Channing 
Tatum, Sean Bean, Douglas Booth, Eddie Redmayne, Tuppence 
Middleton, James D’Arcy, Gugu Mbatha-Raw. (PG-13,127 min.) 

Lana and Andy Wachowski, directors/ 
writers/fabuIators of the Matrix trilogy and 
Cloud Atlas return with an old-fashioned 
space opera that borrows heavily from the 
likes of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ John Carter of 
Mars novels and cartoonist Alex Raymond’s 
Thirties-era Buck Rogers and Flash Gordon. 
Visually, it’s a flat-out stunner - I didn’t see 
it on an IMAX screen, but you should - which 
is pretty much a given with the Wachowskis’ 


On Tuesday, SXSW Film announced 145 
films from its 2015 slate (still to come: mid¬ 
night features, shorts, and the usual late 
additions). Of special interest this year are 
the bulked-up narrative and documentary 
competition fields - 10 films per category, up 
from the traditional eight - and the expan¬ 
sion of two 2014 innovations, the SXsports 
and TV-specific Episodics tracks. 

Top to bottom, it’s a pretty stellar-looking 
lineup for the 2015 Fest, which runs March 
12-21. There are the big projects from bold¬ 
faced names, like the work-in-progress pre¬ 
miere of Judd Apatow and Amy Schumer’s 
collaboration Trainwreck and Headliner screen¬ 
ings like Alex Gibney’s Steve Jobs: The Man 
in the Machine, the Will Ferrell-Kevin Hart 
prison-bound comedy Get Hard, and action- 
comedy Spy, Paul Feig’s third film with future 
Ghostbuster Melissa McCarthy. Also lined 
up: a retrospective screening of The Road 
Warrior (aka Mad Max 2) with director George 
Miller in attendance for a Q&A. It’s worth 
pointing out that Miller’s Mad Max reboot with 
Tom Hardy opens May 15, so let’s all start 
wildly speculating now if this means SXSW 
audiences will get a first look at the new pic. 

But the majority of the programming is 
devoted to less starry stuff - exciting new 
works in American and international indepen¬ 
dent cinema. Even more encouraging is how 
long the Austin roll call is this year. In the 
Narrative Feature Competition slate, there’s 


masterful predilection for the intricacies 
of cinematic world-building. The vaguely 
Shakespeare-meets-Disney storyline, how¬ 
ever, along with the gravity-distorting masses 
of long-winded exposition and the irritating 
presence of a miscast Channing Tatum send 
the whole gorgeous mess plummeting back 
to Earth before even the first 30 minutes 
have passed. Luc Besson managed to juggle 
similarly assorted planets and subplots in 
the air, or lack thereof, with 1997’s The Fifth 
Element, but Jupiter Ascending has little of 
that space opera’s zany genius. 

Kunis is Jupiter Jones, the twentysome¬ 
thing daughter of a Russian emigre. Her 
American father, besotted with brass tele¬ 
scopes and portentous astronomical wonder, 
was murdered by generic Russian thugs while 
she was still in the womb, but her extended 
family makes it to the USA where they bicker 
around the dinner table and she cleans toi¬ 
lets by day. Jupiter, however, is destined for 
greater things, although how “great,” she has 
no idea. As it happens, she’s the reincarna¬ 
tion - “recurrence” in the film’s parlance - of 
a member of the universe’s royalty, thanks 
to matching genetics. Soon enough, a trio 
of spacey bounty hunters are tracking her, a 
genetically spliced wolf-human supersoldier 
in anti-grav surfwear (Channing) is saving 
her, and a trio of universal royals are clamor¬ 
ing for her attention, or her death, or both. 
Eventually, it’s revealed - spoiler alert - that 


Bob Byington’s 7 Chinese Brothers 



former Austinite Hannah Fidell’s 6 Years and 
Trey Edward Shults’ Krisha. Popping up in 
the Documentary Feature Competition cate¬ 
gory is St. Edward’s prof Scott 
Christopherson’s Peace Officer, while in the 
Visions category, Ben Powell sets sail with 


as in the Matrix films, the whole of human¬ 
ity is but raw material for more advanced 
(i.e., evil) intelligences. Frenetically cut but 
ultimately dull pursuits and bad-guy-and-gal 
brinksmanship ensue. They exit pursued by a 
talking bat-lizard enforcer. 

While the totality of Jupiter Ascending is 
just too much for its own massive narrative 
heft to support, kudos to the Wachowskis for 
beating back against mainstream Hollywood 
by casting actors of all races and genders 
in key roles, something they’ve been doing 
since their 1996 debut Bound. Their latest, 
however, works far better as a thinly veiled 
critique of consumptive capitalism than it 
does as a femme-empowerment manifesto. 
Beyond that, and more obviously, this is a 
(very pricey) throwback to the “gosh, wow, 
sense-of-wonder” tone of Thirties pulp fic- 
tioneerings like Thrilling Wonder Stories and 
Weird Tales. George Lucas lifted mightily from 
these same inspirational wellsprings and 
did a far more coherent job of it. Channing’s 
vulpine hero pales in comparison to a certain 
Tatooine farm boy, and even though Jupiter 
Jones ends up looking strikingly Queen 
Amidala-ish, this isn’t even on par with the 
universally loathed The Phantom Menace. 

★V - Marc Savlov 

ALAMO LAKELINE, ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE, ALAMO VILLAGE, BARTON 
CREEK SQUARE, BULLOCK MUSEUM, CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY 
GALLERIA, CM ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, CM STONE HILL 
TOWN CENTER, FLIX BREWHOUSE, HIGHLAND, GATEWAY, IPIC, LAKELINE, 
METROPOLITAN, MOVIEHOUSE, TINSELTOWN NORTH, WESTGATE 


Barge, about tugboat workers, and Sara 
Hirsh Bordo profiles local activist Lizzie 
Velasquez in A Brave Heart: The Lizzie 
Velasquez Story. Switching back to narratives: 
Bob Byington will world premiere 7 Chinese 
Brothers, starring Jason Schwartzman and 
Tunde Adebimpe, Todd Rohal will rep the 
world’s unlikeliest sequel, Uncle Kent 2, and 
TV maestro Rob Thomas will show off his 
new CW series, iZombie. 

SXSW Film has always excelled at music 
docs, and this year we’ve got two from Texas 
filmmakers - Joe Nick Patoski’s Sir Doug 
and the Genuine Texas Cosmic Groove (that’s 
Sir Doug Sahm, of course) and Alan Berg’s 
The Jones Family Will Make a Way, about the 
friendship between Pentecostal gospel singer 
Bishop Fred Jones and atheist rock critic 
(and former Chronicle music columnist) 
Michael Corcoran. 

Finally, Austin audiences will get their first 
looks at the latest films from Andrew 
Bujalski and David Gordon Green - that 
would be Results and Manglehorn, respective¬ 
ly - following those films’ positively received 
premieres at other festivals. 

Iceberg, we’ve barely touched your tip. You 
can find the entire lineup online at austin 
chronicle.com/daily/screens, as well as the 
latest news on SXSW Film. Look for the 
Chronicle’s SXSW Film preview issue on 
stands March 12. ■ 

A version of this story previously ran online. 


THE LOFT 

D: Erik Van Looy; with Karl Urban, James Marsden, Wentworth 
Miller, Eric Stonestreet, Matthias Schoenaerts, Isabel Lucas, 

Rachael Taylor, Rhona Mitra. (R, 108 min.) 

An Agatha Christie whodunit doused in Axe 
Body Spray, Erik Van Looy’s The Loft marks 
the English-language remake of his own origi¬ 
nal Belgian thriller about five dudes deter¬ 
mined to discover who among them left a 
bleeding blonde behind in the secretly shared 
fuck pad of the title. It isn’t the first remake, 
either - the Dutch took a crack at it with Van 
Looy’s help - but the vicarious thrill of getting 
away with an affair, let alone murder, must 
carry an international appeal. 

Alas, said appeal is combated at every 
turn by dopey dialogue, an aggressively con¬ 
voluted timeline, and ripe performances from 
the likes of Karl Urban (as suave architect 
Vincent), James Marsden (naive psychologist 
Chris), Wentworth Miller (timid pal Luke), Eric 
Stonestreet (obnoxious buddy Marty), and 
Matthias Schoenaerts (reprising his role as 
Philip, Chris’ hotheaded half-brother). These 
five each agree to take a key to Vincent’s 
upscale condo in exchange for remaining 
discreet about their mutual indiscretions, and 
after a year of successfully sneaking around, 
the men suddenly find themselves confronted 
with a body in a bed and nowhere else to turn. 

The director made an impression with 
2003’s The Memory of a Killer, but it’s little 
wonder why this version - shot in 2011 and 


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since shuffled among distributors - has sat 
on the proverbial shelf for so long. Despite a 
premise loaded with potential for temptation 
and tension, this slickly shot shout-fest gets 
bogged down in flashbacks, alibis, motives, 
double-crosses, drugs, druggings, political 
blackmail, childhood trauma, femmes fatales, 
homoerotic innuendo, and more red herrings 
than a bag of Swedish Fish. 

Where’s the fun in all of this? These 
well-to-do men are thoroughly established 
as amoral misogynists, all burdened by 
shrewish wives, and the film does little to 
provide either a rooting interest or a knowing 
sense of humor about its retrograde gender 
dynamics. Gone Girl's perverse sense of wit 
eased viewers into that movie’s labyrinthine 
scheming; The Loft instead offers so many 
shifty glances and shifting allegiances that it 
nearly qualifies as a tongue-in-cheek parody 
of the modern erotic thriller. The inclusion of 
two alluring blondes (Lucas and Taylor, both 
Aussie actresses and each a veteran of the 
Transformers franchise) dares to encourage 
comparisons to the work of Alfred Hitchcock, 
particularly Rope, but the twists and trysts 
largely unfold without any palpable sense of 
passion, lust, or desperation. 

Van Looy does pay enough attention to work 
in a pair of scenes that coyly associate bodily 
violations involving needles and knives with 
(improbably modest) acts of intercourse, and 
he does play up the implication that the fellas’ 
high-end hideout now doubles as a gilded cage 
of glass and steel. For the most part, The Loft 
struggles to engage even on the level of taw¬ 
dry potboiler, joining the forgettable ranks of 
2005’s Derailed and 2008’s Deception as yet 
another underwhelming one-night stand. 

★★ - William Goss 

BARTON CREEK SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, 
CM ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, HIGHLAND, GATEWAY, 
LAKELINE, TINSELTOWN NORTH, TINSELTOWN SOUTH, WESTGATE 

MALLI MALLI IDHI RANI 
ROJU 

D: Kranthi Madhav; with Sharwanand, Nithya Menon, Nassar. (NR, 
130 min., subtitled) 

Not reviewed at press time. Telugu romantic 
drama. - Marjorie Baumgarten 

TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

MOMMY 

D: Xavier Dolan; with Anne Dorval, Antoine-Oliver Pilon, Suzanne 
Clement. (R, 139 min., subtitled) 

Mommy bursts with so much frenzied, tur¬ 
bulent energy that it really only makes sense 
when looked at as the fifth feature film by 
a 25-year-old moviemaker. Quebecois Xavier 
Dolan is one of those enfants terribles of 
the cinema, making and sometimes acting 
in films that court attention. At Cannes this 
past year in a rare tie, the wildly careening 
Mommy was selected to share the Jury Prize 
with Goodbye to Language, the contemplative 
3-D essay by the prickly old man of the French 
New Wave, Jean-Luc Godard. For all its tem¬ 
peramental gusto, Mommy clocks in at 139 
minutes, while Godard’s rumination weighs in 
at 70. Both Mommy and Goodbye to Language 
coincidentally debut in Austin this week. 

Mommy opens in a cauldron of unchecked 
emotions as teenage Steve (Pilon) starts a 
cafeteria fire and his unconstrained mother 
Diane, who calls herself Die (an unusual spell¬ 
ing that’s not happenstance to this character 


Kings of Pastry 

D: Chris Hegedus and D.A. Pennebaker. (2009, NR, 
87 min.) AFS and The Austin Chronicle Present. 

The greatest pastry chefs in the world are cap¬ 
tured in this documentary as they compete for the 
classification of Meilleur Ouvrier de France (Best 
Craftsman in France). This screening is hosted by 
Chronicle Managing Editor Kimberley Jones, who 
will be discussing the First Plates awards with Food 
Editor Brandon Watson. @Marchesa Hall & Theatre, 
Tuesday, 7:30pm. 



who intersperses her French with American 
slang) comes to collect him from the group 
home, which is now kicking Steve out for his 
behavior. The film is set in a fictional Canada 
of the near future, where a law has been 
passed allowing parents to commit incor¬ 
rigible children to the institutional care of the 
state. Die, however, is determined to keep 
Steve at home and at least get him through 
the Canadian equivalent of high school. Theirs 
is a volatile relationship, sometimes border¬ 
ing on the romantic but always undone by 
Steve’s erratic, hyperactive outbursts, which 
are characterized by their violence and atten¬ 
tion-seeking. A quieter and gentler presence 
soon enters their household in the form of 
their neighbor Kyla (Clement), a stammering 
schoolteacher on sabbatical, who lives with 
her humdrum family across the street. Just as 
her calm demeanor provides a counterbalance 
to the fireworks of Steve and Die, her difficulty 
forcing out language contrasts with the uncon¬ 
trolled volubility of the mother and son. 

There’s not much more to Mommy than 
these anguished character studies. They 
go round and round, yet a narrative never 
coalesces. This will seem like an endur¬ 
ance test to some viewers (place me in that 
camp), but others will find it involving. The 
other essential thing going on in Mommy is 
Dolan’s manipulation of the screen dimen¬ 
sions. The screen ratio is 1:1, which is a 
perfect square, although it gives the illusion 
of the image looking longer than it is wide. 
(Unless you know this going in, it’s likely 
you’ll miss a few minutes of the opening 
reels while you exit the theatre to advise the 
management to adjust the lens.) At a couple 
points when the characters experience hap¬ 
piness, the screen ration suddenly pops out 
into widescreen. The more optically friendly 
image is elating, although the screen quickly 
returns to its claustrophobic state. Dolan 
also manipulates image and sound in various 
other ways that are reflective of the emotion¬ 
alism of the characters. Undeniably, living 
with a teenager can be a hard row to hoe; liv¬ 
ing with a violently hyperactive teen, however, 
may require a seat in a temporary exit row. 

- Marjorie Baumgarten 

ARBOR 


PROJECT ALMANAC 

D: Dean Israelite; with Jonny Weston, Sofia Black-D’Elia, Sam 
Lerner, Virginia Gardner, Allen Evangelista, Amy Landecker, Gary 
Weeks. (PG-13,106 min.) 

Lemme tell ya, kids these days with their 
smartphones and video cameras and newfan¬ 
gled temporal relocation devices. The latest 
high-concept handheld whatsit to come down 
the pike would be Project Almanac, which 
transparently hopes to do for the time-travel 
movie what Chronicle did for teen superhe¬ 
roes - and basically succeeds at fulfilling its 
own pre-made pitch. 

High school whiz kid David (Weston) has 
just been accepted to MIT. If he doesn’t want 
his mom to sell the house, though, he’ll have 
to impress countless scholarship commit¬ 
tees. Digging through the basement-stowed 
belongings of his late father (Weeks), David 
and younger sis Christina (Gardner) uncover 
government-contracted blueprints for the 
aforementioned temporal relocation device. 
With the help of two smartass buddies 
(Lerner and Evangelista) and David’s crush, 
Jessie (Black-D’Elia), this crew manages to 
turn back the clock, indulging in all sorts of 
wish fulfillment and improbably catching most 
of their space-time shenanigans on camera. 

Despite the film’s largely hectic point-of- 
view, first-time helmer Dean Israelite credibly 
establishes a science-positive environment 
that ultimately results in less-than-intelligent 
displays of teenage impulsiveness, and the 
kids have a believably determined camarade¬ 
rie as they only ever use the device together 
to get revenge on bullies, win the lottery, and 
snag backstage passes at Lollapalooza. A 
sharper script might have tapped into the 
current generation’s self-cannibalizing need 
for insta-nostalgia (epitomized by the ever¬ 
present camera and the insistence on a doc¬ 
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NEWS ARTS & CULTURE 


FOOD 


SCREENS 


MUSIC || 


Alleluia 

D: Fabrice Du Welz; with Lola Duehas, Laurent 
Lucas, Helena Noguerra. (2014, NR, 93 min.) AFS: 
New Releases. This Belgian update on the “hon¬ 
eymoon killers” won the jury prize for Best Film 
at last year’s Fantastic Fest. @Marchesa Flail & 
Theatre, Friday, 8pm. 



The story takes an uneven turn toward sen¬ 
timentality once David takes a solo trip back 
to undo a mistake and wreaks widespread, 
present-day consequences for his meddling. 

He and his pals name-drop pop culture’s most 
well-known time-travel touchstones throughout, 
yet fail to heed other movies’ consistent warn¬ 
ings against altering the course of history. As 
the mood dampens and the pace quickens, 
the strain on established logic grows heavier 
and it’s hard to not feel like Almanac’s earlier 
freewheeling potential has deflated on its way 
towards an inevitable conclusion. 

More importantly, Project Almanac exists to 
confirm what we as a culture have long sus¬ 
pected: that the world won’t end with either 
a whimper or a bang, but all because of an 
Imagine Dragons concert. 

★★★ - William Goss 

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CREEK SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, CM 
ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, CM STONE HILL TOWN CENTER, 
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MOVIEHOUSE, TINSELTOWN NORTH, WESTGATE 

SEVENTH SON 

D: Sergey Bodrov; with Ben Barnes, Julianne Moore, Jeff Bridges, 
Alicia Vikander. (PG-13,102 min.) 

Not reviewed at press time. In this fantasy 
film, a young apprentice Spook (the seventh 
son of a seventh son) meets his first challenge 
in the form of an evil witch played by Oscar 
shoo-in Julianne Moore. - Marjorie Baumgarten 

ALAMO LAKELINE, ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR, BARTON CREEK SQUARE, 
CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, CM ROUND ROCK, CM 
SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, CM STONE HILL TOWN CENTER, HIGHLAND, 
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TINSELTOWN SOUTH, WESTGATE 

SHAMITABH 

D: R. Balki; with Amitabh Bachchan, Dhanush, Akshara Haasan, 
Pete Meads. (NR, 153 min., subtitled) 

Not reviewed at press time. In this Hindi film, 
two people come together, but their differences 
force them apart. - Marjorie Baumgarten 

TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: 
SPONGE OUT OF WATER 

D: Paul Tibbitt; with the voices of Tom Kenny, Antonio Banderas, 
Bill Fagerbakke, Clancy Brown. (NR, 93 min.) 

Not reviewed at press time. The lovable 
gang from the animated Nickelodeon series 
leaves Bikini Bottom to come ashore and 
mess with the three-dimensional world. 

- Marjorie Baumgarten 

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FIRST RUNS 


*Full-length reviews available online at austin- 
chronicle.com. Dates at end of reviews indicate 
original publication date. 

G 2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED 
ANIMATED SHORT FILMS 

D: Various. (NR, 82 min.) 

This year’s Academy Award nominees for Best Animated 
Short Film, which reflect a diverse array of animation 
techniques from around the world, will be showcased 
nationwide in a collective block. In the charming, word¬ 
less “Feast,” a spoiled puppy comes to resent his owner’s 
newfound interest in a woman with more reasonable eat¬ 
ing habits. Striking and painterly, “The Dam Keeper” finds 
a young pig keeping the literal and figurative darkness 
at bay. Simplicity is the name of the game for Canada’s 
“Me and My Moulton,” about a young Norwegian girl and 
her sisters eagerly awaiting their first bicycle, and the 
Netherlands’ “A Single Life,” in which a lonely woman skips 
through her own timeline with the help of a cautionary vinyl 
record. Lastly is “The Bigger Picture,” a bittersweet portrait 
of two English brothers caring for their elderly mother. The 
program is rounded out with a selection of additional, rec¬ 
ommended animated shorts. (01/30/2015) 

★★★V - William Goss 

ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR, VIOLET CROWN 

© 2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED 
DOCUMENTARY SHORT FILMS: 
PROGRAMS A&B 

D: Various. (NR, A: 81 min.; B: 71 min.) 

Owing to their longer running times, the five films 
nominated for Best Documentary Short Subject have been 
divided into two programs for this limited theatrical run. 
Both programs are punishing, as the collected films exam¬ 
ine suffering from different angles. Program A consists of 
the two longest shorts, and they’re two of the best in the 
batch. Aneta Kopacz’s “Joanna” is a candid and deeply 
moving portrait of a woman facing death, catching the 
day-to-day interplay between the title’s Joanna - a Polish 
blogger, wife, and mother who has terminal cancer - and 
her inquisitive young son John. Ellen Goosenberg Kent’s 
riveting HBO documentary, “Crisis Hotline: Veterans Press 
1,” is also about human bonds - this time between strang¬ 
ers over the phone at the Veterans Crisis Line. We never 
hear or see the callers, but a vivid picture emerges of both 
sides of the line, their agony and their empathy. 

An absolute brutalizer, “Our Curse” is the intensely per¬ 
sonal account by Polish husband and wife Tomasz Sliwinski 
and Maciej Slesicki of their experience with newborn son Leo, 
diagnosed with a rare, often-fatal respiratory disorder called 
Ondine’s Curse. It’s shattering to watch, but it’s worth it. The 
other two films suffer from comparison. J. Christian Jensen’s 
“White Earth” is a well-intended but unfocused look at the 
personal toll an oil boom takes on a tiny North Dakota town. 
Meanwhile, Gabriel Serra Arguello’s “The Reaper (La Parka)” 

- at face value a portrait of a Mexican slaughterhouse worker 
meditating on his job and mortality - will turn not just stom¬ 
achs but carnivores into leaf-eating penitents. (01/30/2015) 
★★★V - Kimberley Jones 

VIOLET CROWN 


Blue Ruin 

D: Jeremy Saulnier; with Macon Blair, Devin Ratray, 
Amy Hargreaves, Kevin Kolack, Eve Plumb. (2014, 

R, 90 min.) Cinebrew. This multi-award-winning film 
about a loner on a mysterious mission is a taut exer¬ 
cise in suspense. Actor Macon Blair will be in atten¬ 
dance for a Q&A, and there will be beer from Hops & 
Grain Brewery. (*) @Violet Crown, Wednesday, 8pm. 



© 2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED 
LIVE-ACTION SHORT FILMS 

D: Various. (NR, 118 min.) 

Despite language barriers, this year’s Academy Award 
nominees for Best Live-Action Short Film are unified by a 
general desire to tug at one’s heartstrings. Mat Kirkby’s 
“The Phone Call” centers on Heather (Sally Hawkins), 
a crisis center hotline worker trying to keep a suicidal 
Stan (Jim Broadbent, heard but never seen) on the line. 
Michael Lennox’s “Boogaloo and Graham” is a nakedly 
sentimental coming-of-age yarn, concerning two Belfast 
boys and their pet chickens in tumultuous Northern 
Ireland, circa 1978. More pointedly political, “Butter 
Lamp” dryly observes rural Tibetans being photographed 
against a variety of exotic backdrops before delivering a 
somber punchline. The meet-cute premise of Israel’s “Aya” 
is full of lovely potential, but at 40 minutes, the film over¬ 
stays its welcome. “Parvaneh” does better justice to its 
character study of an Afghan immigrant (Nissa Kashani) 
trying to send money back home to her family from Zurich, 
where she works illegally. (01/30/2015) 

★★★ - William Goss 

ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR, VIOLET CROWN 

O AMERICAN SNIPER 

D: Clint Eastwood; with Bradley Cooper, Sienna Miller, Luke 
Grimes, Jake McDorman, Kevin Lacz, Cory Hardrict, Navid 
Negahban, Keir O’Donnell. (R, 132 min.) 

With his best film since at least 2008’s Gran Torino, 
Clint Eastwood revisits his long preoccupation with guns 
and their capabilities, although the recoil of American 
Sniper doesn’t have the same moral reverb of Eastwood’s 
finest work. Based on the memoir by Chris Kyle (Cooper, 
a dramatic revelation) - who, during the course of four 
tours in Iraq, became the most prolific sniper in the 
annals of U.S. military history - the film exists in a black- 
and-white world in which only good and evil abide. This 
sense of dichotomy, which served Kyle so well in combat, 
becomes a liability upon his difficult reentry into civilian 
life. Eastwood’s touch is most clearly evident in the film’s 
action sequences - packed with zealous clarity and tense 
dynamism - but American Sniper, to its credit, shows no 
interest in creating blind heroics and, instead, upholds the 
nickname Kyle earned in Iraq: the Legend. (01/16/2015) 
★★★ - Marjorie Baumgarten 

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VILLAGE, BARTON CREEK SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY 
GALLERIA, CM ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, CM STONE HILL 
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O AMIRA & SAM 

D: Sean Mullin; with Martin Starr, Dina Shihabi, Paul Wesley, David 
Rasche, Laith Nakli, Ross Marquand, Claire Byrne, Teddy Cahez, 
James Chen. (NR, 90 min.) 

A sweet little gem of a movie, director Mullin’s debut 
feature is a relatively slight slice of cross-cultural love in 
the Big Apple, but it more than makes up for that by being 
ingratiatingly charming, playful, and, above all, honest in 
its depiction of a budding romance between a recently 
returned Army veteran and a thoroughly modern young 
Iraqi woman. After years in the military, Sam (Starr, of 
Freaks and Geeks fame) pays a visit to his old friend, for¬ 
mer Iraqi translator Bassam (Nakli), and meets cute with 
Bassam’s niece Amira (the luminous Shihabi). Initially, she 
bristles at Sam’s presence, but slowly, tentatively, and yes, 
predictably, a romance begins to blossom between this 
unlikely pair. Amira & Sam isn’t perfect, but the film has 
an abundance of goodwill and a core belief that true love 
can, if not entirely overcome all odds, then at least even 
up the battle-scarred playing field. (01/30/2015) 

★★★ - Marc Savlov 

ALAMO LAKELINE, ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR 

BABY 

D: Neeraj Pandey; with Akshay Kumar, Anupam Kher, Taapsee 
Pannu. (NR, 160 min., subtitled) 

Not reviewed at press time. An elite counterintelligence 
task force fights terrorism in India. (01/23/2015) 

- Kimberley Jones 

TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

BLACK OR WHITE 

D: Mike Binder; with Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer, Jillian Estell, 
Andre Holland, Anthony Mackie, Mpho Koaho, Bill Burr, Paula 
Newsome, Gillian Jacobs, Jennifer Ehle. (PG-13,121 min.) 

The reunion of writer/director Mike Binder and star/ 
producer Kevin Costner (The Upside of Anger) may have 
once held promise, but following a year of pronounced 


racial turmoil in the public sphere, their liberal guilt trip 
about how racism makes white people uncomfortable, too, 
feels like lip service to issues deserving of less melodra¬ 
matic treatment. Costner plays Elliot, a big-city lawyer and 
recent widower entrusted to continue raising his preco¬ 
cious biracial granddaughter, Eloise (Estell). However, 
Elliot’s increasingly inebriated state has prompted Eloise’s 
remaining grandmother, Rowena (Spencer) - aided by 
her attorney brother, Jeremiah (Mackie), and Eloise’s sup¬ 
posedly reformed drug-addict father, Reggie (Holland) 

- to sue for full custody. What follows is a parade of 
broadly played culture clashes and a wearisome sense of 
righteousness from both sides. Acknowledging a thorny 
middle ground but never finding a satisfying path through 
it, Black or White is a film all about matters of race that 
hardly matters at all. (01/30/2015) 

★★ - William Goss 

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BLACK SEA 

D: Kevin Macdonald; with Jude Law, Scoot McNairy, Ben 
Mendelsohn, Tobias Menzies, Grigoriy Dobrygin, David Threlfall, 
Michael Smiley, Karl Davies, Konstantin Khabenskiy, Daniel Ryan, 
Jodie Whittaker. (R, 115 min.) 

Director Kevin Macdonald ( One Day in September, 

The Last King of Scotland) has always been attracted 
to extreme masculinity - and I can think of no more 
extremely masculine story pitch than casting actors Jude 
Law, Michael Smiley, and former Austinite Scoot McNairy 
alongside a bunch of burly Russian thesps and placing 
them inside a rustbucket submarine hellhound for death or 
glory. Unfortunately, you need more than sweat, brawn, and 
the incessant hurling of awesome Soviet-era expletives to 
make a legitimately suffocating nail-biter these days, and 
while Black Sea has its tin-can powder keg moments, the 
film never fully coheres into the riveting undersea actioner 
it so clearly wishes to be. Black Sea is cluttered and claus¬ 
trophobic in all the right ways, but you walk away with the 
niggling sense that the story never quite holds your atten¬ 
tion the way a hellish netherworld of blood, sweat, and 
fiery, sub-oceanic doom should. (01/30/2015) 

★★ - Marc Savlov 

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THE BOY NEXT DOOR 

D: Rob Cohen; with Jennifer Lopez, Ryan Guzman, Ian Nelson, Kristin 
Chenoweth, John Corbett, Lexi Atkins, Hill Harper. (R, 91 min.) 

In this brazenly dumb MILF thriller, Jennifer Lopez stars 
as vulnerable schoolteacher Claire, who - recently sepa¬ 
rated from a once-cheating husband (Corbett) - sneaks 
a peek one evening at the 19-year-old naked hottie 
neighbor, Noah (Guzman). After their mutual attraction 
culminates in a steamy midnight fuck, however, Noah goes 
Fatal Attraction on her, faxing photos of their one-night 
stand to her classroom and tampering with the brakes 
on her estranged spouse’s car. While Lopez pulls off the 
overdone damsel-in-distress schtick somewhat credibly, 
Guzman fails to step up to the trickier role of her seducer 
and stalker. No doubt, a genre flick like this one - short 
on character development, long on cheap thrills - can 
be trashy fun, but when it plays like so many junk films 
before it, your interest wanes fairly quickly. What The Boy 
Next Door needs is a subversive touch. Otherwise, it’s just 
another pretty face. (01/23/2015) 
iti - Steve Davis 

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CAKE 

D: Daniel Barnz; with Jennifer Aniston, Adriana Barraza, Anna 
Kendrick, Sam Worthington, Chris Messina, Mamie Gummer, 

Felicity Huffman, William H. Macy. (R, 102 min.) 

The perhaps-too-cynical label of “awards bait” gets ban¬ 
died about a lot this time of year. But, while Cake may mark 
American sweetheart Jennifer Aniston’s opportunity to flaunt 
facial scars and brood greatly, the film frankly isn’t remark¬ 
able enough to be part of the conversation. When first we 
meet Claire Bennett (Aniston), she’s bringing down her sup¬ 
port group of fellow chronic pain sufferers, following the sui¬ 
cide of former member Nina (Kendrick). Maybe it’s just the 
pills and the pain talking, but her attitude is unrelentingly 
caustic. Only the hallucinatory - or perhaps otherworldly 

- reappearance of Nina causes Claire to confront her own 
grief. At the end of the day, Cake stands better as a show¬ 
case for the potential dramatic chops of the once and future 
Rachel Green than it does as the latest life-affirming indie. 


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Lionheart 

D: Sheldon Lettich; with Jean-Claude Van Damme, 
Harrison Page. (1990, R, 108 min.) Tough Guy 
Cinema. In one of Van Damme’s best films, he 
plays a Foreign Legion deserter who helps his broth¬ 
er by fighting in underground clubs. Director Lettich 
will be in attendance. @Alamo Ritz, Sunday, 7pm. 



Hopefully, the next time Aniston goes fishing for awards, she 
uses more convincing bait to do so. (01/23/2015) 

★★V - William Goss 

ARBOR 

MORTDECAI 

D: David Koepp; with Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan 
McGregor, Paul Bettany, Olivia Munn. (R, 106 min.) 

Most Americans will be unfamiliar with the late British 
writer Kyril Bonfiglioli’s Mortdecai comic thrillers - about an 
art dealer named Mortdecai and his manservant Jock - on 
which this Johnny Depp comedy is based; still, no reference 
point is required to come to the conclusion this is a rotten 
movie all around. Depp’s Mortdecai is something of a black 
hole, sucking in the superior actors in his orbit like McGregor, 
Paltrow, Goldblum, all more or less playing straight to his silly, 
high-kicking, show-pony act. Only Bettany, as the thuggishly 
devoted Jock, seems to be inhabiting the same movie - a 
spoof - as Depp. The plot jets Mortdecai between London, 
Moscow, and Los Angeles on the trail of a missing Goya 
painting, and there’s enough potential there to imagine some¬ 
thing more fizzily sophisticated. As it stands, however, Koepp’s 
Mortdecai is a clunker, dead on arrival. (01/30/2015) 

★ - Kimberley Jones 

ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE 


O A MOST VIOLENT YEAR 

D: J.C. Chandor; with Oscar Isaac, Jessica Chastain, Albert Brooks, 
Elyes Gabel, David Oyelowo, Alessandro Nivola, Catalina Sandino 
Moreno, Christopher Abbott, Jerry Adler. (R, 125 min.) 

Set in the semi-lawless New York City of 1981, A Most 
Violent Year is kind of a thriller, but any genre expecta¬ 
tions will be thwarted by writer/director J.C. Chandor’s 
almost-perverse pleasure in stopping shy of the boiling 
point: A Most Violent Year is all about the simmer. The 
ever-magnetic Oscar Isaac plays the self-made Abel 
Morales, who has risen from a humble delivery driver to 
marry the boss’ daughter, Anna (Chastain), and buy out 
his heating-oil business. Chandor’s most thematically 
ambitious picture yet, A Most Violent Year turns a con¬ 
tained and character-specific story into the thread-work of 
a massive canvas about the art of the sale, marital power 
struggles, the limits of the American Dream, and the 
lies we tell ourselves to reconcile reality with a preferred 
narrative. This film is its own thing - hypnotic and exact¬ 
ing and subtly savage - and I was fully in thrall to it all. 
(01/23/2015) 

★★★★ - Kimberley Jones 

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O MR. TURNER 

D: Mike Leigh; with Timothy Spall, Dorothy Atkinson, Paul Jesson, 
Marion Bailey, Ruth Sheen, Martin Savage, Joshua McGuire, Lesley 
Manville, David Horovitch, Karl Johnson. (R, 150 min.) 

How does one create a film about a painter when 
the subject’s work should already speak for itself? The 
images of acclaimed landscape oil painter and watercol¬ 
orist J.M.W. Turner - certainly one of Great Britain’s most 
magnificent artists ever - were controversial in his time 
(1775-1851) but are now generally recognized as precur¬ 
sors of Impressionism and even Abstract Expressionism. 
With Mr. Turner, writer/director Mike Leigh and actor 
Timothy Spall work in cahoots to show us the artist in his 
times. Cutting a tousled, inelegant figure, Spall’s Turner is 
a strong physical presence, complete with a vast vocabu¬ 
lary of grunts, and all the inconsistencies that make up 
a human being. Exuding period detail, Mr. Turner delivers 
a lot of information without explanation, and little in the 
way of narrative eventfulness, but Leigh luxuriates in the 
moments, and provides glimpses of what it takes to be an 
artist amid the fray. (01/30/2015) 

★★★★ - Marjorie Baumgarten 

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D: Paul King; with Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Nicole Kidman, 
Ben Whishaw, Jim Broadbent, Julie Walters, Michael Gambon, 
Imelda Staunton, Peter Capaldi, Samuel Joslin. (PG, 95 min.) 

It’s with great satisfaction that I can report that 
Paddington is a marvelously charming, near-perfect blend 
of UK author Michael Bond’s comically ursine character 
and some seriously fine technical wizardry. It’s contem¬ 
porary in tone but steadfastly true to its source material, 
and - good news! - it’s hugely entertaining. Front-loaded 
with droll puns and wild comedic antics, the film finds 
Paddington (voiced by Ben Whishaw) forced from his natu¬ 
ral habitat in the Peruvian rainforest to modern London, 
where the wee bear is taken in by the Brown family. With 
the help of Bonneville’s hover-parent dad, Hawkins’ ideal¬ 
istic mom, and the Brown children, Paddington searches 
for “the English explorer” he met years before, while also 
being stalked by Kidman’s taxidermist villainess. Director 
King has cannily created a magical, new storybook home 
for Paddington, full of rapid-fire wordplay, split-second 
visual gags, and some veddy, veddy British punning. Huzzah 
Paddington, and marmalade forever! (01/16/2015) 
★★★★ - Marc Savlov 

ALAMO LAKELINE, BARTON CREEK SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL 
COUNTRY GALLERIA, CM ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, CM 
STONE HILL TOWN CENTER, GATEWAY, LAKELINE, MOVIEHOUSE, TINSELTOWN 
NORTH, TINSELTOWN SOUTH, WESTGATE 

RIOO 

D: Hitoshi Matsumoto; with Nao Ohmori, Mao Daichi, Hairi 
Katagiri, Lindsay Kay Hayward, Shinobu Terajima, Gin Maeda, 
Suzuki Matsuo, Michie, Haruki Nishimoto. (NR, 100 min., subtitled) 

Pleasure is pain is surreal comedy and a meditation on 
modern-day Japanese mores in Matsumoto’s lash ’n’ laugh 
leatherfest. Nao Ohmori plays a seemingly meek depart¬ 
ment-store salesman and family man who enrolls in a 
yearlong S&M-by-surprise deal with no exit clause. Although 
he’s randomly kicked, punched, spat upon, and generally 
battered about, his physical and spiritual joy-overload radi¬ 
ates, literally, from his face at every bruising turn. It’s only 
when the icy army of warm leatherettes begins to invade his 

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SHORT STORIES 

The winners of The Austin Chronicle’s 2015 Short Story Contest are 
announced this month, so we’d like to tip our hats to the many short 
stories that, over the years, have served as the foundations for feature films. 


The Killers ( 1946 ) 

& The Killers ( 1964 ) 

DIRECTOR’S WALL (SIEGEL) 

The short story so nice, Hollywood remade it 
twice: Ernest Hemingway’s “The Killers” is a 
fatalistic tale about a boxer who waits submis¬ 
sively in his hotel room for hit men to arrive 
and kill him. Robert Siodmak directed it in 1946, 
with stars Burt Lancaster and Ava Gardner, and 
turned it into a dandy film noir that expands on 
Hemingway’s story. In 1964, Don Siegel took a 
similar route with his film version, which stars 
Lee Marvin, Angie Dickinson, John Cassavetes, 
Clu Gulager, and Ronald Reagan (in his last 
screen role - and as a villain, no less). Meant to 
air as the first made-for-TV movie, the release 
plans changed in the wake of JFK’s assassination 
in 1963. - Marjorie Baumgarten 

The Quiet Man ( 1952 ) 

DIRECTOR’S WALL (FORD) 

John Wayne appeared in two dozen John Ford 
films, most of them Westerns, but this Irish-set 
romantic drama may be his best. It was loosely 
based on Maurice Walsh’s short story, first pub¬ 
lished in 1933 in The Saturday Evening Post. The 
sexual politics haven’t aged well, but the Duke 
sure knew how to kiss a girl. - Kimberley Jones 



V . 


Don’t Look Now ( 1973 ) 

DIRECTOR’S WALL (ROEG) 

Based on the short story by Daphne du Maurier, 
this Nicolas Roeg thriller about a grief-stricken 
couple (Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie) ' 
in Venice was controversial for its graphic sex 
scene. It has since been (rightly) recognized for 
its innovative editing and canny use of flash¬ 
backs and flash forwards. - Josh Kupecki 

The Illustrated Man ( 1969 ) 

SCIENCE FICTION 

“From the wild Ray Bradbury” ballyhooed the 
advertising for this panned-yet-underrated 
triptych based on the devoutly humanist sci-fi 
author’s book of short stories. Wild indeed, and 
woolly, too, with a boozy Rod Steiger in the 
title role as a wanderer searching for the slinky, 
ink-slinging witch (Claire Bloom), whom he loves 
and despises. Since each tattoo on the charac¬ 
ter’s body births its own story (Bradbury’s “The 
Veldt,” “The Long Rain,” and “The Last Night 
of the World”), this benefits from a surrealistic 
’69 vibe, with method-man Steiger aching to 
be all over space/time. Cinematographer Philip 
Lathrop (Boorman’s Point Blank ) makes it all 
worthwhile. - Marc Savlov 



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SPECIAL SCREENINGS 


BY JOSH KUPECK 


THURSDAY 2/5 


Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) D: Ridley 
Scott. (R, 117 min.) Alamo Victory Screening. Cops and 
androids fight it out in 21st century L.A. in this Philip K. Dick 
film adaptation with fabulous art direction. This remastered 
and subtly rejiggered print is most notable for its inclusion 
of the “scene with the unicorn,” which makes abundantly 
clear that Ford’s blade runner is indeed an android and not a 
human. The film remains a landmark spectacle. Free for the 
members of the Alamo’s rewards program. @Alamo Lakeline, 

7,10; Alamo Slaughter Lane, 7:25pm. 

© Le Pont du Notd <1981) D: Jacques Rivette; with 
Bulle Ogier, Pascale Ogier, Pierre Clementi. (NR, 129 min.) 
AFS Essential Cinema: Jacques Rivette. Two women 
wander around Paris with a cryptic map that may hold the key 
to a vast conspiracy in this rarely seen film. @Marchesa Hall & 
Theatre, 7:30pm. 

Love Bites: The Eighties Power Ballads 
Slng-Along Action Pack. @Alamo Ritz, 10pm. 

The Princess Bride Quote-Along (1987) 

(PG, 98 min.) Action Pack. @Alamo Ritz, 7pm. 

O Shallow Grave (1994) D: Danny Boyle; with Colin 
Mcredie, Ken Stott, Keith Allen, Ewan McGregor, Christopher 
Eccleston, Kerry Fox. (R, 94 min.) ’Round Midnight. Boyle’s 
debut film is a wicked tale of a dead body and a bag of cash. 
(*) @Violet Crown, 11:30pm. 

SPACES 

Blue Gold: World Water Wars (2008) 

D: Sam Bozzo. (NR, 90 min.) Austin Public Library: 
Controversy. Water, and its future (and present) scarcity, is 
the subject of this doc. @Terrazas Library, 7pm. 

Mood Indigo (2014) D: Michel Gondry. (NR, 125 
min.) Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the Drive-In. (*) 
@Blue Starlite Drive-In, 9:45pm. 

Say Anything (1989) D: Cameron Crowe. (PG-13, 

100 min.) Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the Drive-In. “In 
Your Eyes” karaoke challenge before the show. @Blue Starlite 
Drive-In, 8pm. 

FRIDAY 2/6 


Q Alleluia (2014) See p.50. 

The Notebook (2004) D: Nick Cassavetes. (PG-13, 
121 min.) Master Pancake Theater. The love sap flows 
freely in this movie romance told in retrospect, and so will the 
Master Pancake quips. (*) @Alamo Ritz, 7,10. 

O Shallow Grave (1994) ’Round Midnight. 

@Violet Crown, 11:30pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

Ultimate Nineties Sing-Along: The 
Nineties Will Make Love to You Action Pack. 

@Alamo Lakeline, 10pm. 

SPACES 

O The Man From Nowhere (2010) D. Lee 

Jeong-Beom; with Won Bin, Kim Sae-Ron. (NR, 119 min.) 
Austin Asian American Film Festival Presents. This 
ultraviolent South Korean film tells a story about an ex-con 
lured back into the drug trade. A “heated” discussion follows 
the film. (*) @Salvage Vanguard Theater, 7pm. 

Thelma & Louise and Mood Indigo Double 
Feature Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the Drive-In. 

@Blue Starlite Drive-In, 7:30pm. 


SUBMISSION INFORMATION: 

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is due the Monday of the week prior to the issue date. The 
deadline for the Feb. 20 issue is Monday, Feb. 9. Include 
name of event, date, time, location, price, phone number(s), 
a description, and any available photos or artwork. 

Send submissions to the Chronicle, PO Box 49066, 
Austin, TX 78765; fax, 512/458-6910; or email. 

Contact Josh Kupecki (Special Screenings): 
specialscreenings@austinchronicle.com; 

Wayne Alan Brenner (Offscreen): calendar@austinchronicle.com. 


THE SYMBOL (*) INDICATES FULL- 
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SATURDAY 2/7 


Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) 

Alamo Victory Screening. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 1pm. 
(See Thursday, 2/5.) 

Casablanca (1942) D: Michael Curtiz. (NR, 102 min.) Big 
Screen Classics. Play it again, Alamo. @Alamo Lakeline, 4pm. 

Love Bites Sing-Along Action Pack. 

@Alamo Slaughter Lane, 10:15pm. 

Moulin Rouge Sing-Along (2001) D. Baz 

Luhrmann; with Nicole Kidman, Ewan McGregor. (PG-13,127 
min.) Action Pack. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 4pm. 

The Notebook (2004) Master Pancake 

Theater. @Alamo Ritz, 7,10. (See Friday.) 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) 

(R, 95 min.) For more info, see www.austinrocky.org. 

@Alamo Village, 12mid. 

O Shallow Grave (1994) ’Round Midnight. 

@Violet Crown, 11:30pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

True Romance (1993) D: Tony Scott. (R, 118 min.) 
Bangarang!. With a script by Quentin Tarantino and zealous 
direction by Tony Scott, this love story/chase film is not your 
usual hearts and flowers. (*) @Alamo Ritz, 12:15pm. 

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory 

(1971) D: Mel Stuart. (G, 98 min.) Gullett Elementary 
Presents. Proceeds from this screening go to help the 
school. (*) @Alamo Village, 9am. 

SPACES 

Flash Gordon (1980) D: Mike Hodges. (PG, 111 min.) 
Austin Public Library: Saturday Movie Matinee. 

A soundtrack by Queen is one of the highlights of this film 
adaptation of the comic strip. The crazy set design and cos¬ 
tumes are also dead-on replicas of the strip. @Windsor Park 
Branch Library, 2pm. 

The Princess Bride (1987) @Blue Starlite Drive-In, 8pm. 

© The Suspect (2013) D: Shin-yeon Won; with 
Yoo Gong, Jae-Yoon Jo, Seong-ha Jo. (NR, 137 min.) Austin 
Asian American Film Festival Presents. After being 
abandoned on a mission and his family killed, a field agent will 
stop at nothing for revenge. A “heated” discussion follows the 
film. @Salvage Vanguard Theater, 7pm. 

The Wedding Singer (1998) D: Frank Coraci. (PG- 
13, 96 min.) Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the Drive-In. 

Preshow karaoke contest. (*) @Blue Starlite Drive-In, 10:30pm. 

SUNDAY 2/8 


Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) 

Alamo Victory Screening. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 
4:50pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) D: Blake Edwards. 
(NR, 115 min.) Classics. Hepburn brings Truman Capote’s Holly 
Golightly to vivid life. It’s a romanticized portrait of an amoral free 
spirit, but one that remains forever emblazoned on our collective 
memory @CM Hill Country Galleria, Tinseltown North, 2pm. 

Casablanca (1942) Big Screen Classics. 

@Alamo Lakeline, 4:10pm. (See Saturday.) 

Choose Your Own Pancake: TV Show 
Edition Master Pancake Theater. Bring a DVD of your 
choice to the show; the audience will select a favorite entry, 
and Master Pancake will do an instant mockery. 

@Alamo South Lamar, 7pm. 

O Lionheart (1990) See p.51. 

Moulin Rouge Sing-Along (2001) Action 

Pack. @Alamo Village, 7pm; Alamo Slaughter Lane, 7:30pm. 
(See Saturday.) 

Only the Strong (1993) D: Sheldon Lettich. 

Tough Guy Cinema. A Special Forces soldier returns 
home to discover drugs and thugs have taken over. Guess 
what happens next? Director Lettich will be in attendance. (*) 
@Alamo Ritz, 10pm. 

The Princess Bride Quote-Along (1987) 

Action Pack. @Alamo Lakeline, 6:40pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

O Secretary (2002) D: Steven Shainberg. (R, 104 
min.) Before 50 Shades, there was this sweet, sadomasochistic 
charmer. (*) @Alamo South Lamar, 4pm. 

© Shallow Grave (1994) ’Round Midnight. 

@Violet Crown, 11:30pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

True Romance (1993) Bangarang!. 

@Alamo Ritz, 4pm. (See Saturday.) 


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SPACES 

Harold and Maude and Thelma & Louise 

Double Feature Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the 
Drive-In. @Blue Starlite Drive-In, 6:30pm. 

MONDAY 2/9 


Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) Alamo 

Victory Screening. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 7:15pm. (See 
Thursday, 2/5.) 

O Born in Flames (1983) D: Lizzie Borden; with 
Honey, Jeanne Satterfield, Adele Bertai, Becky Johnson, Pat 
Murphy, Florence Kennedy, Kathy Bigelow. (NR, 90 min.) Homo 
Arigato!. In this classic feminist sci-fi film, two factions of 
women in a dystopian New York City band together after an 
activist is killed in police custody. (*) @Alamo Ritz, 9:40pm. 

The Princess Bride (1987) @Alamo Ritz, 7pm. (See 
Saturday.) 


TUESDAY 2/10 


© Kings of Pastry (2009) See p.49. 

© Maidan (2014) D: Sergei Loznitsa. (NR, 130 min.) 
Experimental Response Cinema. This doc examines the 
2013 and 2014 civil uprising in the Ukraine. @Alamo Ritz, 6:45pm. 

Mood Indigo (2014) D: Michel Gondry. (NR, 125 
min.) Drafthouse Films. This bittersweet romance has all of 
the usual Gondry quirkiness. (*) @Alamo South Lamar, 7pm. 

Pretty Woman (1990) D: Garry Marshall. (R, 117 
min.) Girlie Night. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 7:15pm. 

O Shivers aka They Came From Within 

(1975) D: David Cronenberg; with Allan Kolman, Lynn Lowry, 
Joe Silver. (NR, 87 min.) Terror Tuesday. Cronenberg’s feature 
debut has all of his trademark obsessions: sex, body horror, para¬ 
sites, and general, skin-crawling creepiness. @Alamo Ritz, 10pm. 

SPACES 

Maleficent (2014) D: Robert Styromberg. (PG, 97 
min.) Austin Public Library: Family Movie Night. This 
twisted take on Sleeping Beauty is a visual stunner. (*) 

@Twin Oaks Branch Library, 6:30pm. 

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead (2014) 

D: Kiah Roache-Turner. (NR, 98 min.) This Mad Max/ zombie 
hybrid from Down Under is flat out bonkers. Local metal band 
the Blood Royale play after the film. @The North Door, 9pm. 

WEDNESDAY 2/11 


Q Actress (2014) D: Robert Greene. (NR, 86 min.) 
AFS Doc Nights. Brandy Burre ( The Wire) leaves acting 
behind to raise a family, but eventually longs to return to her 
career. There will be a Skype interview with the director after 
the film. @Marchesa Hall & Theatre, 7:30pm. 

Blade Runner: The Final Cut (2007) Alamo 

Victory Screening. @Alamo Slaughter Lane, 7:15pm. (See 
Thursday, 2/5.) 

O Blue Ruin (2014) See p.50. 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) Classics. @CM 

Hill Country Galleria, Tinseltown North, 2, 7. (See Sunday.) 

Cop (1988) D: James B. Harris. (R, 110 min.) Weird 
Wednesday. Based on James Ellroy’s novel Blood on the 
Moon, Woods plays a cop (duh!) who goes rogue trying to 
catch a serial killer. @Alamo Ritz, 10:10pm. 

Moulin Rouge Sing-Along (2001) 

Action Pack. @Alamo Village, 7pm. (See Saturday.) 


The Princess Bride Quote-Along (1987) 

Action Pack. @Alamo Lakeline, 7pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

O Secretary (2002) @Alamo South Lamar, 7pm. 
(See Sunday.) 

True Romance (1993) Bangarang!. 

@Alamo Ritz, 7pm. (See Saturday.) 

SPACES 

Clueless and Can’t Hardly Wait Double 
Feature Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the Drive-In. 

@Blue Starlite Drive-In, 8pm. 

THURSDAY 2/12 


Hits (2014) D; David Cross. (NR, 96 min.) This story of 
a municipal worker whose online videos of him ranting about 
local government go viral, sparking all manner of chaos. 
@Violet Crown, 7pm. 

O Looking for Muhyiddin (2014) D: Nacer 

Khemir. (NR, 183 min.) AFS Essential Cinema: Films of 
the Middle East Diaspora. A look at the soul of Islam 
through the writings and poems of Sufi mystic Ibn Arabi 
Muhyiddin. @Marchesa Hall & Theatre, 7:30pm. 

The Princess Bride Quote-Along (1987) 

Action Pack. @Alamo Lakeline, Alamo Slaughter Lane, 
6:45pm; Alamo Ritz, 7pm. (See Thursday, 2/5.) 

Ultimate Nineties Party Action Pack. 

@Alamo Ritz, 10pm. 


SPACES 

Say Anything and The Wedding Singer 
Double Feature Blue Starlite Valentine’s at the 
Drive-In. @Blue Starlite Drive-In, 7:30pm. 

BULLOCK IMAX 

SEE SHOWTIMES FOR SCHEDULE 


Dark Universe (2015) ; narrated by Neil deGrasse 
Tyson. (NR, 25 min.) Explore the universe with Neil deGrasse 
Tyson and the American Museum of Natural History. 

Jerusalem 3D (2014) D; Daniel Ferguson; 
narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch. (NR, 45 min.). 

FESTIVALS 


O Indie Meme Film Showcase This two-day fest 
brings the best of Indian independent film (read: non-Bolly¬ 
wood) to Austin. Shorts and features will screen that highlight 
life in modern-day India. For schedule and tickets, go to www. 
indiememe.com. @St. Edward’s University Jones Auditorium 

OFFSCREEN 


Paper Cuts Film Fundraiser Sat., Feb. 7. Free, 
donations accepted, www.spiderhouseaustin.com. 

Austin Film Festival: Screenplay & Teleplay 
Competition and Film Competition Known as 
the “Writer’s Festival” for the past 20 years, AFF seeks out films 
that display strong written and visual storytelling. A new category 
has been added this year for short screenplays and is open to 
narrative scripts 40 pages in length or less. See website for 
details. Screenplay and teleplay deadline: April 20. Film dead¬ 
line: May 20. www.austinfilmfestival.com. 










































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workplace and home that he tries, and majestically fails, 
to call the whole thing off. That’s when things get severely 
weird. Certainly original, R100 never quite blows the mind 
in the way that Matsumoto’s Big Man Japan did. Still, the 
salesman’s plight can be viewed through multiple subtexts: 
the ongoing Japanese recession, that country’s culture of 
conformity, and Japanese filmmakers’ penchant for the out¬ 
rageous, both cinematically and sexually. (01/23/2015) 

- Marc Savlov 

ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR 

STRANGE MAGIC 

D: Gary Rydstrom; with the voices of Evan Rachel Wood, Alan 
Cumming, Meredith Anne Bull, Sam Palladio. (PG, 99 min.) 

The animated musical fairy tale Strange Magic from 
Lucasfilm Animation envisions A Midsummer Night's Dream 
as your hit parade, churning out pop tune after pop tune with 
an unrelenting zeal that’s nothing short of maddening. It’s 
like watching a cartoon version of American Idol on an end¬ 
less karaoke loop. Based on a story sprung from the mind of 
George Lucas himself, Strange Magic is very strange indeed, 
an often dark tale populated by goblins, elves, sprites, and 
every creepy insect imaginable. The first third of the film 
meanders - unwisely - before focusing on Princess Marianne’s 
journey to the Dark Forest to obtain a powerful love potion 
concocted by the imprisoned Sugar Plum Fairy. There’s the 
occasional clever moment during this misadventure, but it’s a 
pretty witless affair for the most part. Even the gorgeous hues 
that color the film can’t redeem a mundane narrative over¬ 
whelmed by such inane warbling. (01/30/2015) 

★ - Steve Davis 

ALAMO LAKELINE, ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE, BARTON CREEK SQUARE, CM 
CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, 
METROPOLITAN, MOVIEHOUSE, TINSELTOWN NORTH 

THE WEDDING RINGER 

D: Jeremy Garelick; with Kevin Hart, Josh Gad, Kaley Cuoco- 
Sweeting, Alan Ritchson, Olivia Thirlby, Josh Peck, Affion Crockett, 
Jorge Garcia, Dan Gill, Cloris Leachman. (R, 101 min.) 

It is the rare film these days that is as aggressively 
dumb and un-embarrassingly sophomoric as this completely 


misfired comedy. The severely socially impaired Doug Harris 
(Gad) is getting married, but he doesn’t have a single friend 
to enlist into his wedding party. Happily for him, he stumbles 
onto the services of Jimmy Callahan (Hart), head of Best 
Man Inc., who provides not just the service of being best 
man, but hires a rogues’ gallery of low-lifers to serve as 
groomsmen. The film is essentially a river of obvious jokes 
and amateurishly executed, escalating-disaster scenes. Insult 
is added to injury when things turn mawkishly sentimental, 
in a last act that makes the worst TV sitcoms seem damn 
Shakespearean in terms of ambition and accomplishment. 
The Wedding Ringer is so flat and tired it really doesn’t 


deserve the vehemence of this review. It’s like chastising a 
completely airless tire for not rolling. (01/23/2015) 

★ - Louis Black 

BARTON CREEK SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM ROUND ROCK, CM SOUTHPARK 
MEADOWS, FLIX BREWHOUSE, GATEWAY, IPIC, LAKELINE, METROPOLITAN, 

TINSELTOWN NORTH 

YENNAI ARINDHAAL 

D: Gautham Vasudev Menon; with Ajith Kuma. (NR, 168 min.) 

Not reviewed at press time. This Tamil thriller tells the 
story of a man from the age of 13 to 38. (01/30/2015) 

- Marjorie Baumgarten 

TINSELTOWN SOUTH 


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Now Playing 

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TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT 

“ Suspenseful, sobering and, in 
the original, fear-of-God sense of 
the word, tremendous.” 

THE NEW YORK TIMES 


Wednesday, February 11 

CINEBREW 

BLUE RUIN 

Lead actor Macon Blair IN ATTEN¬ 
DANCE following the screening. 
The night will feature Greenhouse 
IPA #13 from Hops & Grain. 


Thursday, February 1 2 

HITS 

The directorial debut of David Cross. 
This screening is a Pay What You Will 
event. Cash only. Check website for 
details. 


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TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO 
GOOD, VERY BAD DAY 

★★★ MOVIES 8 

ANNIE METROPOLITAN 

© BIG HERO 6 

CM ROUND ROCK, TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

© BIRDMAN OR (THE 
UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE) ★★★VH alamo 

LAKELINE, ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR, ARBOR, 
BARTON CREEK SQUARE, METROPOLITAN, 
TINSELTOWN NORTH, VIOLET CROWN 

BLACKHAT ★★ movies 8 
THE BOOK OF LIFE 

★★V MOVIES 8 

© BOYHOOD ★★★★* 

ALAMO RITZ, ALAMO LAKELINE, ALAMO 
SLAUGHTER LANE 

DUMB AND DUMBER TO 

★★V MILLENNIUM 

EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS 

★★★ MOVIES 8 

FOXCATCHER ★★l 

ALAMO RITZ, VIOLET CROWN 

THE GAMBLER ★★★ movies 8 
© GONE GIRL ★★★★ movies 8 


© THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL 
★★★★V ALAMO RITZ 

© THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE 
OF THE FIVE ARMIES 

GATEWAY, METROPOLITAN, 
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THE HUNGER GAMES: 
MOCKINGJAY - PART 1 

CM ROUND ROCK, GATEWAY, TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

© THE IMITATION GAME 

★★★ ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE, ALAMO 
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CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, CM ROUND 
ROCK, CM STONE HILL TOWN CENTER, IPIC, 
METROPOLITAN, MOVIEHOUSE, TINSELTOWN 
NORTH, VIOLET CROWN, WESTGATE 

© INHERENT VICE ★★VH 

ALAMO RITZ, ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE 

© INTERSTELLAR 

★★★ METROPOLITAN 

© INTO THE WOODS ★★★ 

CM CEDAR PARK, CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA, 
GATEWAY, METROPOLITAN, TINSELTOWN NORTH 

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: 
SECRET OF THE TOMB 

★★★ CM HILL COUNTRY GALLERIA 

© NIGHTCRAWLER 

★★★★ MOVIES 8 


PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR 

★★★ MOVIES 8 

© SELMA ★★★ ALAMO LAKELINE, 
ALAMO SOUTH LAMAR, BARTON CREEK SQUARE, 
GATEWAY, LAKELINE, TINSELTOWN NORTH, 
VIOLET CROWN, WESTGATE 

SPARE PARTS 

CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

© ST. VINCENT ★★VH movies 8 
TAKEN 3 ★★ BARTON CREEK 
SQUARE, CM CEDAR PARK, CM ROUND ROCK, 

CM SOUTHPARK MEADOWS, HIGHLAND, 
LAKELINE, METROPOLITAN, TINSELTOWN NORTH 

© THE THEORY OF 
EVERYTHING 

★★★V ALAMO SLAUGHTER LANE, ARBOR, 
METROPOLITAN 

© TOP FIVE ★★★V MOVIES 8 
UNBROKEN ★★V GATEWAY 
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ALAMO VILLAGE, ARBOR, BARTON CREEK 
SQUARE, TINSELTOWN SOUTH, VIOLET CROWN 
© WILD ★★★V ALAMO VILLAGE, 
ARBOR, TINSELTOWN SOUTH 

THE WOMAN IN BLACK 
2: ANGEL OF DEATH 

TINSELTOWN SOUTH 



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HOMO ARIGATO!: BORN IN FLAMES: Mon, 9:40pm 
BOYHOOD: Fri, 2:00pm; Sat, 11:45am; Sun, 2:15pm; 

Mon, 3:15pm; Tue, 2:00pm; Wed (2/11), 3:05pm 
WEIRD WEDNESDAY: COP: Wed (2/11), 10:10pm 
FOXCATCHER: Fri, noon; Sat, 6:15pm; Sun, 9:30pm; 
Mon, 10:00pm; Tue, 10:45pm; Wed (2/11), 9:45pm; 
Thu (2/12), 3:45pm 

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL: Fri, 11:20am; 

Sun, 11:30am; Mon, 3:45pm; Wed (2/11), 3:35pm 
INHERENT VICE: Fri, 3:15,10:30; Sat, 9:30pm; 

Sun, 12:15,6:00; Mon, 6:30pm; Tue, 3:00pm; 

Wed (2/11), 6:15pm; Thu (2/12), 4:15pm 
TOUGH GUY CINEMA: LIONHEART: Sun, 7:00pm 
EXPERIMENTAL RESPONSE CINEMA: M4/DM; Tue, 6:45pm 
MASTER PANCAKE: THE NOTEBOOK: Fri-Sat, 7:00,10:00 
TOUGH GUY CINEMA: ONLY THE STRONG: Sun, 10:00pm 
ACTION PACK: THE PRINCESS BRIDE QUOTE-ALONG: 
Thu (2/12), 7:00pm 
THE PRINCESS BRIDE: Mon, 7:00pm 
TERROR TUESDAY: SHIVERS AKA THEY CAME FROM 
WITHIN: Tue, 10:00pm 

BANGARANG!: TRUE ROMANCE: Set, 12:15pm; 

Sun, 4:00pm; Wed (2/11), 7:00pm 
ACTION PACK: ULTIMATE NINETIES PARTY: 

Thu (2/12), 10:00pm 


ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE LAKELINE 


14028 U.S. 183 N., BLDG. F, 512/861-7070. 
*AMERICAN SNIPER: Fri, 12:05,4:15,7:20,8:55; 

Sat, 10:55am, 1:15,3:45,7:00,8:55,10:55pm; 

Sun, 11:40am, 3:45,8:10,10:10pm; Mon, 10:55am, 1:15, 
3:45,7:00,8:55,10:55pm; Tue, 11:00am, 1:15,3:45,7:00, 
8:45,10:55pm; Wed (2/11), 11:00am, 1:10,3:45,8:15, 
10:25pm; Thu (2/12), 11:25am, 1:55,4:55,6:25,11:10pm 
*AMIRA & SAM: Sat, 4:55pm; Sun, 7:50pm 
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE): Fri, 6:40,11:25; Sat, 7:50,11:25; 

Sun, 11:15pm; Mon, 7:50,11:25; Tue, 9:15,11:10; 

Wed (2/11), 8:40,11:25; Thu (2/12), 7:45pm 
*BLACKOR WHITE: Fri, 11:30am, 6:00,9:15pm; 

Sat, 11:20am, 2:35,6:00,9:15pm; Sun, 11:25am, 2:50, 
6:00,9:15pm; Mon, 11:20am, 2:50,6:00,9:15pm; 

Tue, 10:50am, 2:50,6:00,9:15pm; Wed (2/11), 11:35am, 
2:50,6:00,9:15pm; Thu (2/12), 11:40am, 2:55pm 
BOYHOOD: Fri-Sat, 11:00am; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:40pm; 
Thu (2/12), 3:00pm 

BIG SCREEN CLASSICS: CASABLANCA: Sat, 4:00pm; 
Sun, 4:10pm 

*JUPITER ASCENDING: Sun, 10:35am, 12:35,7:00, 
9:35pm; Mon-Tue, 10:05am, 12:35,7:25,10:45pm; 
Wed (2/11), 10:00am, 12:35,7:20,10:00pm; 

Thu (2/12), 10:45am, 1:45,7:00,11:10pm 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri, 3:05pm; Sat-Sun, 3:00pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:05pm; Thu (2/12), 4:05pm 
*PADDINGTON: Fri, 10:10am, 2:55,5:10,7:25,9:40pm; 
Sat, 9:35am, 1:00,4:30,6:40,9:15pm; Sun, 10:55am, 
1:55,4:55,7:25,10:00pm; Mon, 10:15am, 1:00,4:05, 
6:40,9:15pm; Tue, 10:15am, 1:00,4:05,6:40,8:35pm; 
Wed (2/11), 10:15am, 1:00,4:05,6:40,9:15pm; 

Thu (2/12), 12:15,3:15,6:00,8:35 
ACTION PACK: THE PRINCESS BRIDE QUOTE-ALONG: 
Sun, 6:40pm; Wed (2/11), 7:00pm; 

Thu (2/12), 6:45pm 

*PROJECT ALMANAC: Fri, 10:45am, 2:55,5:45,8:40, 
11:15pm; Sat, 10:15am, 2:50,5:45,8:40,11:20pm; 

Sun, 11:35am, 2:50,5:45,8:40,11:25pm; Mon, 11:50am, 
2:50,5:45,8:40,11:15pm; Tue, 11:50am, 2:50,5:45, 
8:45,10:25pm; Wed (2/11), 11:50am, 2:50,5:45,8:40, 
11:30pm; Thu (2/12), 10:00am, 12:45,4:30pm 
*SELMA: Fri, 2:45,6:00,9:20; Sat, 2:35,6:00, 

9:20; Sun, 11:30am, 6:00,9:15pm; Mon, 11:30am, 

6:00,9:20pm; Tue, 10:25am, 6:00,9:20pm; 

Wed (2/11), 6:00,9:20; Thu (2/12), 10:00am, 12:25pm 
*SEVENTH SON: Sun, 2:40,5:45,8:35,10:30; 

Mon, 2:40,5:45,8:35,10:55; Tue, 1:50,5:00,7:50, 
10:30; Wed (2/11), 2:15,5:00,7:50,10:30; 

Thu (2/12), 1:10,4:15,7:30 
*SEVENTHSON (3-D): Fri, 11:55am; 

Sat, 11:50am; Sun, 10:45am; Mon, 10:40am; 

Tue-Wed (2/11), 10:50am; Thu (2/12), 10:35am 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER: 
Fri, 10:00am, noon, 1:45,4:50,8:10,10:40pm; 

Sat, 9:55am, 12:10,2:10,5:20,8:10,10:20pm; Sun, 12:10, 
2:15,5:15,8:55; Mon-Tue, 10:00am, 12:10,2:15,4:30, 
5:20,8:15pm; Wed (2/11), 10:00am, 12:10,4:25,5:20, 
8:55pm; Thu (2/12), 11:10am, 3:50,5:10,6:10,10:15pm 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri-Wed (2/11), 6:15pm 
*STRANGE MAGIC: Fri, 9:45am; Sat, 10:45am; 

Sun, 10:25am; Mon, 11:10am; Tue-Wed (2/11), noon; 
Thu (2/12), 10:05am 

ACTION PACK: ULTIMATE NINETIES SING-ALONG: 

THE NINETIES WILL MAKE LOVE TO YOU: Fri, 10:00pm 
WHIPLASH: Fri, 4:35pm; Sat, 1:45pm; Sun, 1:15,3:25; 
Mon, 1:50,4:55; Tue, 2:00pm; Wed (2/11), 2:40,5:45; 
Thu (2/12), 3:35pm 


ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE 
SLAUGHTER LANE 


5701 W. SLAUGHTER LN., 512/476-1320. 
*AMERICAN SNIPER: Fri, 11:35am, 4:20,6:25,7:50, 
9:40,11:05pm; Sat, 9:45am, 1:25,4:40,7:05, 

8:00,11:15pm; Sun, 12:30,4:00,8:05,10:15,11:20; 
Mon, 12:40,4:25,7:50,10:15,11:05; Tue, 12:15,4:20, 
7:50,9:50,10:45; Wed (2/11), 12:40,2:45,4:25,7:50, 
10:15,11:05; Thu (2/12), 12:45,2:45,4:45,6:00,10:40 
ALAMO VICTORY: BLADE RUNNER: THE FINAL CUT: 
Sat, 1:00pm; Sun, 4:50pm; Mon, 7:15pm; 

Wed (2/11), 7:15pm 


BOYHOOD: Mon, 2:50pm; Tue, 2:30pm; 

Wed (2/11), 2:55pm; Thu (2/12), 3:55pm 
THE IMITATION GAME: Fri, 11:55am, 4:00,7:05, 
10:00pm; Sat, 12:30,2:15,5:15,7:45,10:50; Sun, noon, 
3:15,6:25,9:55; Mon, 12:25,3:30,6:20,9:10; Tue, 12:45, 
4:10,6:20,9:10; Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:30,6:20,9:10; 

Thu (2/12), 10:50am, 1:25,4:25,7:45,10:55pm 
INHERENT VICE: Fri, 6:50,10:20; Sat, 6:45,10:30; 

Sun, 7:50,9:15; Mon-Wed (2/11), 7:00,10:30; 

Thu (2/12), 6:20,9:50 

*JUPITER ASCENDING: Fri, 12:10,3:05,7:25,8:15, 

10:35,11:30; Sat, 11:40am, 6:25,8:20,9:10,11:30pm; 
Sun, 10:55am, 2:45,6:45,7:05,10:35,11:30pm; 

Mon, 11:50am, 4:05,6:40,7:30,9:55,10:45pm; 

Tue, 11:55am, 3:30,6:40,7:30,10:10,11:05pm; 

Wed (2/11), 4:05,6:45,7:35,9:55,10:45; 

Thu (2/12), 11:35am, 1:40,7:15,11:35pm 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri, 1:25pm; Sat, 3:00pm; 
Sun, 1:15pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:30pm; 

Thu (2/12), 5:15pm 

ACTION PACK: LOVE BITES SING-ALONG: Sat, 10:15pm 
*MORTDECAI: Fri, 1:10pm; Sat, 10:55am; Sun, 11:40am; 
Mon, 1:00pm; Tue, 1:20pm; Wed (2/11), 1:00pm; 

Thu (2/12), 12:25pm 

ACTION PACK: MOULIN ROUGE SING-ALONG: 

Sat, 4:00pm; Sun, 7:30pm 
GIRLIE NIGHT: PRETTY WOMAN: Tue, 7:15pm 
ACTION PACK: THE PRINCESS BRIDE QUOTE-ALONG: 

Thu (2/12), 6:45pm 

*PROJECT ALMANAC: Fri, 12:15,3:15,6:15,9:10; 

Sat, 1:20,4:10,7:25,10:30; Sun, 12:30,3:30,6:20, 

9:10; Mon, 12:30,3:20,6:10,9:00; Tue, 12:30,3:25, 
6:30,9:25; Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:20,6:10,9:00; 

Thu (2/12), 12:40,3:30 

*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER: 

Fri, 11:10am, 1:45,3:20,6:00,9:00pm; Sat, 10:35am, 
12:40,3:20,6:00pm; Sun, 10:40am, 2:05,6:00, 
9:00pm; Mon, 11:15am, 1:50,3:10,6:00,9:00pm; 

Tue, 11:10am, 1:45,3:10,6:00,9:00pm; 

Wed (2/11), 1:50,6:00,9:00; Thu (2/12), 11:55am, 
4:05,6:25,9:00pm 

*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri, 4:40pm; Sat, 9:35pm; Sun, 4:25pm; 
Mon-Tue, 4:40pm; Wed (2/11), 4:55pm; 

Thu (2/12), 2:30pm 

*STRANGE MAGIC: Fri, 12:55,2:45,5:30; Sat, 9:35am, 
11:25,5:00pm; Sun, 12:55,2:30,5:10; Mon, 12:10pm; 
Tue, 11:40am; Wed (2/11), 12:15pm; Thu (2/12), 1:10pm 
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING: Fri, 3:45pm; Sat, 1:45, 
3:40; Sun, 3:35pm; Mon, 3:50pm; Tue, 3:55pm; 

Wed (2/11), 3:50pm; Thu (2/12), 3:20pm 


ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE SOUTH LAMAR 


1120 S. LAMAR, 512/383-8309. 

*2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED ANIMATED 
SHORT FILMS: Fri, 10:50am, 8:50pm; Sat, 10:50am, 
9:00pm; Sun, 9:25am, 8:45pm; Mon, 11:05am, 
7:20pm; Tue-Wed (2/11), 11:10am, 6:45pm; Thu 
(2/12), 12:55pm 

*2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED LIVE-ACTION 
SHORT FILMS: Fri, 2:10,11:15; Sat, 2:10,11:25; 

Sun, 11:50am, 11:10pm; Mon, 2:10,9:10; Tue, 2:00, 
9:25; Wed (2/11), 2:00,9:40; Thu (2/12), 4:05,7:10 
*AMERICAN SNIPER: Fri, 11:40am, 2:55,4:00,6:20, 
7:15,9:35,10:35pm; Sat, 11:30am, 2:45,4:00,6:00, 
7:15,9:15,10:30pm; Sun, 9:10am, 12:25,3:40,7:30, 
10:15pm; Mon, 11:00am, 12:30,3:45,7:00,10:15pm; 
Tue, 12:30,3:30,3:45,7:00,9:10,10:55; 

Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:45,7:00,9:10,10:50; 

Thu (2/12), 11:50am, 3:20,4:45,6:45,10:45pm 
*AMIRA a SAM: Fri, 11:30am, 2:00,4:30,7:00,9:50pm; 
Sat, 11:30am, 2:00,4:30,6:30,9:50pm; Sun, 10:10am, 
2:50,5:20,6:20,9:40pm; Mon, 11:10am, 2:20, 

4:50,6:40,9:45pm; Tue, 11:30am, 2:00,4:30,7:30, 
9:35pm; Wed (2/11), 11:50am, 2:20,4:50,7:30, 
10:10pm; Thu (2/12), noon, 2:10,3:45,6:30,9:15 
*BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE): Fri, 10:00am, 1:00,5:00,8:05, 
11:05pm; Sat, 10:00am, 1:00,4:45,8:05,11:05pm; 

Sun, 10:00am, 1:00,4:30,6:40,10:45pm; 

Mon, 11:25am, 2:25,4:30,7:30,10:30pm; 

Tue, 11:05am, 12:30,4:55,7:55,10:15pm; 

Wed (2/11), 11:00am, 2:30,4:50,7:50,10:15pm; 

Thu (2/12), 11:05am, 2:30,5:30,7:45,9:35pm 
MASTER PANCAKE: CHOOSE YOUR OWN PANCAKE: 
TV SHOW EDITION: Sun, 7:00pm 
THE DUKE OF BURGUNDY: Fri-Sat, 7:10pm; 

Sun, 9:05pm 

GOODBYE TO LANGUAGE (3-D): Fri, 4:00pm; 

Sat, 4:20pm; Sun, 3:30pm; Mon, 4:30pm; 

Tue-Wed (2/11), 4:15pm; Thu (2/12), 5:00pm 
THE IMITATION GAME: Fri, 10:00am, 12:50,3:55,6:00, 
9:45pm; Sat, 10:00am, 12:50,3:55,6:55,9:45pm; 

Sun, 11:30am, 2:20,5:10,8:00,10:50pm; Mon, 12:10, 
2:55,5:25,8:05,10:00; Tue, 11:25am, 2:15,5:20, 

8:10,11:00pm; Wed (2/11), 11:25am, 1:05,3:55,7:20, 
9:50pm; Thu (2/12), 2:05,4:55,7:50,9:05 
DRAFTHOUSE FILMS: MOOD INDIGO: Tue, 7:00pm 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR: Fri-Sat, 10:25am, 1:30, 

4:35,7:40pm; Sun, 9:00am, 12:05,3:15,7:50pm; 

Mon, 11:50am, 2:55,10:55pm; Tue, 12:55,4:00,6:20; 
Wed (2/11), 12:55,4:00; Thu (2/12), 11:05am, 1:45pm 
RIOO: Fri-Sat, 10:45pm; Sun, 10:55pm; Mon, 9:45pm; 
Tue, 10:00pm; Wed (2/11), 10:05pm 
SECRETARY: Sun, 4:00pm; Wed (2/11), 7:00pm 
*SELMA: Fri, 12:20,3:30,6:45,9:55; Sat, 10:25am, 
12:30,3:40,6:55,10:55pm; Sun, 10:30am, 12:45, 

2:45,6:50,10:00pm; Mon, 12:30,3:40,6:55,10:05; 
Tue-Wed (2/11), 12:20,3:30,6:45,9:55; 

Thu (2/12), 4:45,6:15,10:45 
*SEVENTHSON: Fri-Sat, 11:20am, 5:10,7:55,10:40pm; 
Sun, 10:00am, 4:00,6:00,9:45pm; Mon, 11:20am, 
5:10,7:55,10:40pm; Tue-Wed (2/11), 11:10am, 5:00, 
7:45,10:30pm; Thu (2/12), 11:25am, 4:45,7:30,10:15pm 


*SEVENTHSON( 3-D): Fri, 1:20pm; Sat, 1:40pm; 

Sun, 12:40pm; Mon, 1:45pm; Tue-Wed (2/11), 1:35pm; 
Thu (2/12), 2:20pm 

WHIPLASH: Fri, 11:05am, 2:10pm; Sat, 1:45pm; 
Sun-Mon, 1:40pm; Tue, 2:05pm; Wed (2/11), 2:00pm; 
Thu (2/12), 1:55pm 


ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE VILLAGE 


2700 W. ANDERSON, 512/459-7090. 
*AMERICAN SNIPER: Fri, 1:00,3:45,7:00,10:15; 

Sat, 10:00am, 12:15,3:50,7:00,10:15pm; 

Sun, 10:50am, 12:30,3:45,6:30,9:00pm; 

Mon, 3:45,7:00,10:15; Tue, noon, 4:10,6:30, 

9:45; Wed (2/11), 12:05,2:45,6:30,10:00; 

Thu (2/12), noon, 3:50,7:00,11:10 
BOOGIE NIGHTS: Tue, 7:00pm 
*JUPITER ASCENDING: Fri, 12:30,7:25,9:20,11:40; 

Sat, 9:35am, 1:10,7:30,10:40pm; Sun, 11:55am, 7:30, 
10:00pm; Mon, 7:25,9:25; Tue, 12:45,7:25,10:30; 

Wed (2/11), 3:20,7:45,9:45; Thu (2/12), 2:05,6:00,10:15 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri, 4:15pm; Sat, 4:20pm; 
Sun, 3:20pm; Mon, 4:15pm; Tue, 3:20pm; Wed 
(2/11), 12:50pm; Thu (2/12), 5:25pm 
ACTION PACK: MOULIN ROUGE SING-ALONG: 

Sun, 7:00pm; Wed (2/11), 7:00pm 
*PROJECT ALMANAC: Fri, 12:15,3:05,6:00,10:40; 

Sat, noon, 3:00,6:00,9:25; Sun, 2:00,4:45,7:00, 
10:40; Mon, 3:30,6:10,10:35; Tue, 1:20,4:05,7:00, 
10:45; Wed (2/11), 1:15,4:00,7:00,10:50; 

Thu (2/12), 1:20,5:10,7:00,9:05 
THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW: Sat, 12m id 
WHIPLASH: Fri, 12:45,6:35; Sat, 12:40,11:40; Sun, 12:15, 
6:00; Mon, 3:15,6:30; Tue, 12:20,6:00; Wed (2/11), 11:50am, 
6:00pm; Thu (2/12), 11:45am, 3:15pm 
WILD: Fri, 3:30,8:45; Sat, 3:25pm; Sun, 3:00,9:45; 
Mon, 3:30,9:00; Tue, 3:05,8:50; Wed (2/11), 8:45pm; 
Thu (2/12), 2:30pm 

KIDS: WILLY WONKA a THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: 

Sat, 9:00am 


ARBOR CINEMA @ GREAT HILLS 


9828 GREAT HILLS TRAIL 
(AT JOLLYVILLE), 512/231-9742. 
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE) (CC/DVS): 12:40,3:30,7:20,10:10 
CAKE: 12:30,10:25 

THE IMITATION GAME (CC/DVS): 12:50,4:00, 
7:30,10:15 

WOAfAfK; 12:05,3:10,6:50,10:00 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR: 1:00,9:50 
MR. TURNER: noon, 3:20,6:40,9:55 
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING (CC/DVS): 12:10,3:40, 
7:00,10:05 

TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT: 12:20,2:50,5:20,7:50,10:20 
WHIPLASH (CC/DVS): 3:50,7:40 
WILD (CC/DVS): 4:10,7:10 


BARTON CREEK SQUARE (AMC) 


BARTON CREEK SQUARE MALL, 
MOPAC & HIGHWAY 360, 888/262-4386. 
*AMERICANSNIPER (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): 

Fri-Sat, 10:25am, 1:30,4:30,7:30,8:40,10:00pm; 

Sun, 10:25am, 1:30,4:30,7:30,8:40pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:30,4:35,6:00,7:40,9:00 
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE) (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 3:00pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:00pm 

*BLACKOR WHITE (CC, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, noon, 3:00, 
5:50,8:40; Mon-Wed (2/11), 11:45am, 2:30, 

5:15,8:00pm 

*BLACKSEA (CC, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 1:20pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 11:45am 

*THE BOY NEXT DOOR (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri, 2:25, 
4:45,7:10,9:30,10:50; Sat, noon, 2:25,4:45,7:10, 
9:30,10:50; Sun, noon, 2:25,4:45,7:10; Mon, 1:40, 
4:00,6:20,8:45; Tue-Wed (2/11), 4:00,6:20,8:45 
THE IMITATION GAME (CC, DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:45am, 
1:35,4:25,7:15,10:45pm; Sun, 10:45am, 1:35,4:25, 
7:15pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:15,3:00,5:45,8:30 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, DIGITAL, IMAX): 

Fri-Sun, 1:00,7:00; Mon-Wed (2/11), 2:15,8:00 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS): 

Fri-Sun, 10:40am, 4:45,8:10pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:10,6:05,9:00 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): 

Fri-Sat, 2:10,10:30; Sun, 2:10pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:15pm 

*THE LOFT (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 8:30,11:05; 
Sun, 8:30pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 6:20,8:50 
*PADDINGTON (CC, DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 11:10am, 

1:40,4:05,6:40,10:50pm; Sun, 11:10am, 1:40,4:05, 
6:40pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:40,4:00,6:25,8:50 
*PROJECTALMANAC (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): 

Fri-Sat, 2:00,5:15,7:55,10:45; Sun, 2:00,5:15,7:55; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:20,3:00,5:35,8:15 
SELMA (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:20am, 

2:15pm; Mon, 10:30am, 11:45,2:40pm; 

Tue-Wed (2/11), 11:45am, 2:40pm 
SEVENTH SON (3-D, DIGITAL, IMAX): Fri-Sat, 10:15am, 
4:15,10:15pm; Sun, 10:15am, 4:15pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 11:45am, 5:20pm 
*SEVENTHSON (3-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 3:20,5:50, 
8:20; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:10,6:30 
SEVENTH SON (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 11:30am, 
12:30,9:40pm; Sun, 11:30am, 12:30pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 4:00,9:00 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D, CC/DVS): Fri, 10:15am, noon, 12:40,2:35,5:00, 
6:10,9:15pm; Sat, 9:40am, 10:15, noon, 12:40,2:35, 
5:00,6:10,9:15pm; Sun, 9:40am, 10:15, noon, 12:40, 
2:35,5:00,6:10pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), noon, 1:20, 
2:30,3:40,4:50 


*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE:SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:55am, 1:20,3:40, 
7:45pm; Mon, 11:00am, 7:20pm; 

Tue-Wed (2/11), 7:20pm 

*STRANGEMAGIC (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri, noon; 
Sat-Sun, 9:40am; Mon, 11:15am; 

Tue-Wed (2/11), 1:30pm 

TAKEN 3 (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 5:30,8:15,11:05; 
Sun, 5:30,8:15; Mon-Wed (2/11), 5:35,8:15 
*THE WEDDING RINGER (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): 

Fri-Sun, 10:50am, 4:25,7:00pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 2:30,5:00,7:30 
WHIPLASH (CC/DVS, DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 5:45pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:55pm 



1335 E. WHITESTONE, 800/326-3264. 


AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:10am, 
noon, 1:40,3:20,5:00,6:40,8:20,9:50pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), noon, 1:40,3:20,5:00,6:40, 

8:20,9:50 

BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:10, 
3:10,6:30,9:20; Thu (2/12), 12:10,3:10 
INTO THE WOODS (DIGITAL): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 7:20,10:20 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): 3:30,10:10 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): 12:30,7:10 
THELOF T (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 10:20pm 
PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:20am, 1:00, 
4:00,6:30,9:00pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:00,4:00, 
6:30,9:00; Thu (2/12), 1:00,4:00 
PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:00am, 
12:50,3:50,6:50,9:40pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:50, 
3:50,6:50,9:40; Thu (2/12), 12:50,3:50,6:50 
SEVENTH SON ( 3-D): Fri-Sun, 11:00am, 4:40, 
10:00pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:40,10:00 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): 1:50,7:30 
THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:40am, 11:30,1:10,2:00,3:40,6:10, 
8:40,10:20pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:10,2:00,3:40, 
6:10,8:40,10:20; Thu (2/12), 1:10,2:00, 

3:40,6:10,8:40 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 

(DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 9:50am, 12:20,2:50,4:30,5:20, 
7:00,7:50,9:30pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:20,2:50, 
4:30,5:20,7:00,7:50,9:30 
STRANGE MAGIC (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:20am, 2:10, 
4:50pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:10,4:50 
TAKEN 3 (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:50am, 4:10pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:10pm 
THE WEDDING RINGER (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed 
(2/11), 1:30,7:40; Thu (2/12), 1:30pm 


CINEMARK HILL COUNTRY 
GALLERIA 14 


12812 HILL COUNTRY BLVD., 800/326-3264. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:45am, 1:15, 
4:35,6:50,7:55,10:10pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:15,4:35, 
6:50,7:55,10:10 

BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:45, 
3:45,6:55,10:00 

BLACK SEA (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 2:00,7:50; 

Sun, 7:50pm; Mon-Tue, 2:00,7:50; 

Wed (2/11), 10:20pm 

CLASSICS: BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Sun, 2:00pm; 
Wed (2/11), 2:00,7:00 
THE IMITATION GAME (CINE ARTS DIGITAL): 

Fri-Sun, 10:45am, 1:40,4:30,7:25,10:25pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:40,4:30,7:25,10:25 
INTO THE WOODS (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:30, 
3:35,6:40,9:50 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 3:50,10:15 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:40,7:00 
THE LOFT (DIGITAL): Fri-Tue, 5:00,10:35; 

Wed (2/11), 10:20pm 

A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (CINEARTS DIGITAL): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:20,3:25,6:30,9:35 
NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB (DIGI¬ 
TAL): Fri-Sun, 11:10am, 2:05,4:55,7:45,10:25pm; 
Mon-Tue, 2:05,4:55,7:45,10:25; Wed (2/11), 2:05, 
4:55,7:45 

PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:25am, 2:10,4:50, 
7:30,10:05pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 2:10,4:50, 
7:30,10:05 

PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:55am, 

1:50,4:45,7:40,10:30pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:50, 
4:45,7:40,10:30 

SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:50am, 4:20,9:55pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 4:20,9:55 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 1:35,7:10 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:25,3:05,5:45,8:20 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:05am, 1:45,4:25,7:05, 

9:45pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:45,4:25,7:05,9:45 
STRANGE MAGIC (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 10:45am, 1:25, 
4:05pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:25,4:05 


CINEMARK MOVIES 8 ROUND ROCK 


2120 N. MAYS, ROUND ROCK, 512/388-2848. 
ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, 

NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY ( DIGITAL): 

Fri, 2:15,5:00; Sat-Sun, 10:05am, 12:05,2:15,5:00pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:15,5:00 
BLACKHAT (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:00,4:00,7:00,9:55, 

11:15; Sat, 10:00am, 1:00,4:00,7:00,9:55,11:15pm; 
Sun, 10:00am, 1:00,4:00,7:00,9:55pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:00,4:00,7:00,9:55 
THE BOOK OF LIFE (3-D): Fri, 3:45pm; 

Sat-Sun, 10:45am, 3:45pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 3:45pm 
THE BOOK OF LIFE (DIGITAL): 1:30,6:30 
EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS (3-D): Fri, 6:15pm; 
Sat-Sun, 11:30am, 6:15pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 6:15pm 
EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS (DIGITAL): 2:45,9:30 
THE GAMBLER (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:00,4:45,7:30,10:05, 
11:45; Sat, 11:15am, 2:00,4:45,7:30,10:05,11:45pm; 
Sun, 11:15am, 2:00,4:45,7:30,10:05pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:00,4:45,7:30,10:05 
GONE GIRL (DIGITAL): 7:50pm 
NIGHTCRAWLER (DIGITAL): 9:00pm 
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR (3-D): Fri, 1:45,4:30; 
Sat-Sun, 11:00am, 1:45,4:30pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:45,4:30 
PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:30, 
5:15,7:40,10:00; Sat-Sun, 10:00am, 12:15,2:30,5:15, 
7:40,10:00pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:30,5:15,7:40,10:00 
ST. VINCENT (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:15,4:15,6:45,9:15, 

11:30; Sat, 10:30am, 1:15,4:15,6:45,9:15,11:30pm; 
Sun, 10:30am, 1:15,4:15,6:45,9:15pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:15,4:15,6:45,9:15 
TOP FIVE (DIGITAL): 7:10,9:45 


CINEMARK ROUND ROCK 


4401 N. 1-35, ROUND ROCK, 800/326-3264. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:25am, 

12:30,1:40,4:00,4:45,7:15,8:15,9:15,10:30pm; 
Sun-Wed (2/11), 12:30,1:40,4:00,4:45,7:15,8:15,9:15, 
10:30; Thu (2/12), 12:30,1:40,4:00,4:45,7:15,10:30 
BIG HERO 6 (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:50am, 1:35,4:25, 
7:05pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 1:35,4:25,7:05 
BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:40am, 1:45, 
4:45,7:35,10:25pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 1:45,4:45, 
7:35,10:25 

THE BOY NEXT DOOR (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 11:00am, 
4:20,10:00pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 4:20,10:00 
THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY-PARTI 
(DIGITAL): 1:25,6:40 

THE IMITATION GAME (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:25am, 
2:20,5:05,7:55,10:40pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 11:25am, 
2:20,5:05,7:55pm; Thu (2/12), 11:25am, 2:20pm 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): 12:45,10:35 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): 4:15,7:30 
THE LOFT (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 2:10pm; 

Thu (2/12), 2:10am 

PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:45am, 1:15,3:45, 
6:30pm; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:15,3:45,6:30; 

Thu (2/12), 1:15,3:45,6:10 

PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 10:35am, 1:30, 
4:05,6:45,9:30pm; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:30,4:05,6:45, 
9:30; Thu (2/12), 1:30,4:05,6:45 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri-Sun, 11:30am, 5:00,10:40pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 11:30am, 5:00,10:35pm 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): 2:15,8:00 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri-Sat, 10:30am, noon, 5:15,7:45, 
8:25,9:45,10:15,10:45pm; Sun, noon, 5:15,7:45,8:25, 
9:45,10:15,10:45; Mon-Thu (2/12), noon, 5:15,7:45, 
8:25,9:45,10:15 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sat, 11:15am, 1:00,2:00,2:45, 
3:30,4:30,6:00,7:00pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 11:25am, 
1:00,2:00,2:45,3:30,4:30,6:00,7:00pm 
TAKEN 3 (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 9:50pm 
THE WEDDING RINGER (DIGITAL): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:40am, 4:55,7:40,10:20pm; 

Thu (2/12), 11:40am, 4:55pm 


CINEMARKSOUTHPARK MEADOWS 


9900 S. 1-35, 800/326-3264. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:05,4:15,7:20, 
10:30; Sat-Sun, 10:00am, 1:05,4:15,7:20,10:30pm; 
Mon-Tue, 1:05,4:15,7:20,10:30 
BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:00,4:05,7:05, 
10:00; Sat, 10:05am, 1:00,4:05,7:05,10:00pm; 

Sun, 10:00am, 1:00,4:05,7:05,10:00pm; 

Mon-Tue, 1:00,4:05,7:05,10:00 
THE BOY NEXT DOOR (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:45,4:40,7:30, 
10:05; Sat-Sun, 11:15am, 1:45,4:40,7:30,10:05pm; 
Mon-Tue, 1:45,4:40,7:30,10:05 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri, 4:30,10:35; 

Sat-Sun, 10:10am, 4:30,10:35pm; 

Mon-Tue, 4:30,10:35 

JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): Fri-Tue, 1:20,7:35 
THE LOFT (DIGITAL): Fri-Tue, 1:10,6:55 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (DIGITAL): Fri-Tue, 10:10pm 
PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri, 12:55,3:55,6:40, 

9:25; Sat-Sun, 10:20am, 12:55,3:55,6:40,9:25pm; 
Mon-Tue, 12:55,3:55,6:40,9:25 
PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:30,4:35,7:25, 
10:15; Sat-Sun, 10:35am, 1:30,4:35,7:25,10:15pm; 
Mon-Tue, 1:30,4:35,7:25,10:15 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri, 3:50,9:50; 

Sat-Sun, 10:25am, 3:50,9:50pm; Mon-Tue, 3:50,9:50 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): Fri-Tue, 1:10,7:10 
SPARE PARTS (DIGITAL): Fri, 4:10,9:45; 

Sat-Sun, 10:15am, 4:10,9:45pm; Mon-Tue, 4:10,9:45 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri, 1:15,3:05,4:00,6:45,8:35,9:30; 
Sat-Sun, 10:30am, 1:15,3:05,4:00,6:45,8:35, 
9:30pm; Mon-Tue, 1:15,3:05,4:00,6:45,8:35,9:30 


THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(DIGITAL): Fri, 2:15,4:55,5:50,7:40,10:25; 

Sat-Sun, 11:25am, 12:20,2:15,4:55,5:50,7:40, 
10:25pm; Mon-Tue, 2:15,4:55,5:50,7:40,10:25 
STRANGE MAGIC (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:50,4:45,7:15; 
Sat-Sun, 11:00am, 1:50,4:45,7:15pm; Mon-Tue, 1:50, 
4:45,7:15 

TAKEN 3 (DIGITAL): Fri, 12:45,3:30,6:35,9:35; 

Sat, 10:00am, 12:45,3:30,6:35,9:35pm; Sun, 12:50, 
3:30,6:35,9:35; Mon-Tue, 12:45,3:30,6:35,9:35 
THE WEDDING RINGER (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:35,4:25, 
7:45,10:30; Sat, 10:55am, 1:35,4:25,7:45,10:30pm; 
Sun-Tue, 1:35,4:25,7:45,10:30 


CINEMARK STONE HILL 
TOWN CENTER 


18820 HILLTOP COMMERCIAL DR. 
(SOUTHWEST CORNER OF HIGHWAYS 
130 & 45), 512/251-0938. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, noon, 3:15, 
6:30,9:45; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:00,4:30,8:00; 

Thu (2/12), 1:00,4:30,8:30 

BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 12:10,3:10,6:10, 
9:15; Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:10,3:10,6:10,9:00; 

Thu (2/12), 12:10,3:10 

THE IMITATION GAME (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 12:30,3:15, 
6:50,9:35; Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:15,6:30,9:10; 
Thu (2/12), 12:30,3:15 

JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri-Sun, noon, 9:50; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:05,9:00 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 3:20,6:40; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 3:05,6:05 
PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 12:05,2:40,5:10, 
7:40,10:05; Mon-Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:30,6:30,9:00; 
Thu (2/12), 12:30,3:00,5:30 
PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:45, 
3:35,6:20,9:00; Thu (2/12), 12:45,3:35,6:20 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri-Sun, 1:00,10:00; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:00,9:10 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 4:00,7:00; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:00,6:35 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri-Sun, 12:15,3:05,6:05,8:45; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), noon, 2:35,5:30,8:15 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 1:40,4:30,7:20,10:00; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:15,4:00,6:45,9:10 


FLIX BREWHOUSE 


2200 S. 1-35, ROUND ROCK, 512/244-3549. 
*AMERICANSNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 12:30,1:35, 
3:45,7:30,9:00; Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:45,7:30,9:00; 
Thu (2/12), 3:45pm 

*BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, noon, 3:00, 
6:15; Mon-Thu (2/12), 3:00,6:15 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:40am 
*JUPITERASCENDING (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 1:30,4:30, 
7:00,9:55; Mon-Wed (2/11), 4:30,7:00,9:55; 

Thu (2/12), 4:30pm 

*PROJECTALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 3:15, 
6:30,9:15; Thu (2/12), 3:15pm 
*THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri-Sun, 10:30am 
*THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (DIGITAL): Fri-Sun, 11:00am, 12:15,1:00,3:30, 
6:00,8:30pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:30,6:00,8:30; 

Thu (2/12), 3:30pm 

*THE WEDDING RINGER (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed 
(2/11), 4:40,7:15,10:00; Thu (2/12), 4:40,7:15 


GALAXY HIGHLAND 10 


N. 1-35 & MIDDLE FISKVILLE, 512/467-7305. 
AMERICAN SNIPER: 12:30,3:45,6:55,9:45 
*BLACKOR WHITE: 12:55,4:15,7:00,9:40 
THE BOY NEXT DOOR: Fri-Sat, 12:35,2:50,5:05,7:20, 
9:35; Sun, 12:35,2:50,5:05,9:35; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:35,2:50,5:05,7:20,9:35 
*JUPITER ASCENDING: Fri-Sat, 1:30,4:20,4:30,7:05, 
7:20,9:30,10:00,11:50; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:30,4:20, 
4:30,7:05,7:20,9:30,10:00; Thu (2/12), 1:30, 
4:20,4:30 

*JUPITERASCENDING (3-D): 1:15pm 
*THELOFT: Fri-Sat, 7:20,9:45,12mid; 

Sun-Thu (2/12), 7:20,9:45 
*PROJECT ALMANAC: Fri-Wed (2/11), noon, 2:20, 

4:45,7:15,9:50; Thu (2/12), noon, 2:20,4:45 
*SEVENTHSON: Fri-Sat, 1:50,7:10,9:55,12mid; 
Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:50,7:10,9:55; Thu (2/12), 1:50pm 
*SEVENTHSON( 3-D): 4:30pm 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER: 
Fri-Sat, 12:20,2:15,2:25,4:35,4:50,7:15,9:40,12mid; 
Sun-Thu (2/12), 12:20,2:15,2:25,4:35,4:50, 

7:15,9:40 

*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri, 12:10,2:25; Fri-Sat, 12:10,2:25; Sat-Sun, 12:10, 
2:25; Sun-Mon, 12:10,2:25; Mon-Tue, 12:10,2:25; 
Tue-Wed (2/11), 12:10,2:25; Wed (2/ll)-Thu 
(2/12), 12:10,2:25; Thu (2/12), 12:10,2:25 
*THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (DIGITAL): 4:50,7:15,9:40 
*TAKEN3: Fri-Sat, 1:30,4:20,6:50,9:25,12mid; 
Sun-Thu (2/12), 1:30,4:20,6:50,9:25 


GATEWAY THEATRE 


9700 STONELAKE, 512/416-5700. 
*AMERICANSNIPER (CC/DVS): noon, 3:20, 
7:00,10:05 

BLACK OR WHITE (CC/DVS): 12:25,3:30,7:20,10:10 
BLACK SEA (CC/DVS): 11:50am, 2:35,5:20, 
8:05,10:45pm 


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ARMIES (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:45,4:10,7:25, 
10:00; Thu (2/12), 12:45,3:50,7:00 
*THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKING JAY- PART 1 (CC/ 
DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 2:25,7:50; Thu (2/12), 2:25pm 
*INTO THE WOODS (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:40, 
4:05,7:25,10:30; Thu (2/12), 12:40,4:05 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS): 12:15,7:30 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS, IMAX): 
3:15,7:00 

*JUPITER ASCENDING (CC/DVS): 3:45,10:30 
THE LOFT ( CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:50am, 5:20, 
10:40pm; Thu (2/12), 11:50am, 5:20pm 
PADDINGTON (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:55am, 
2:25,4:45,7:10,10:40pm; Thu (2/12), 11:55am, 2:25, 
4:45,7:00pm 

PROJECT ALMANAC (CC/DVS): 11:55am, 2:35,5:15, 
7:55,10:35pm 

*SELMA (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:20,3:45,7:15, 
10:15; Thu (2/12), 12:20,3:45,7:00 
SEVENTH SON (CC/DVS): 2:35,10:40 
*SEVENTHSON( 3-D, CC/DVS): noon, 5:10,7:45 
*SEVENTHSON (3-D, CC/DVS, IMAX): 12:30,10:10 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(CC/DVS): 12:05,2:30,3:00,5:00,7:35,10:05 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D, CC/DVS): 12:35,5:30,8:05,10:35 
UNBROKEN (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:10,3:40, 
7:05,10:20; Thu (2/12), 12:10,3:15,6:45 
THE WEDDING RINGER (CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 12:05, 
2:45,5:20,8:00,10:35; Mon, 2:45,5:20,8:00,10:35; 
Tue-Wed (2/11), 12:05,2:45,5:20,8:00,10:35; 

Thu (2/12), 11:50am, 2:20,4:45pm 


IPIC THEATERS AUSTIN 


3225 AMY DONOVAN PLAZA 
(AT THE DOMAIN, FORMERLY 
GOLD CLASS CINEMA), 512/568-3400. 

*AMERICAN SNIPER: Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:55am, 3:30, 
7:00,10:35pm 

BLACK OR WHITE: Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:30,3:45, 
6:45,10:15 

THE IMITATION GAME: Fri-Wed (2/11), noon, 3:00, 
6:00,9:00 

JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:45, 
4:00,7:30,11:00 

*PROJECT ALMANAC: Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:20,3:20, 
6:15,9:15 

SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:30am, 2:30, 
5:25,8:25,11:15pm 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:00am, 1:45,4:30, 
7:15,10:00pm 

*THE WEDDING RINGER: Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:15am, 
2:00,5:00,8:00,10:40pm 


LAKELINE 


LAKELINE MALL AT HIGHWAY 183 & RR 
620, 512/335-4793. 

*AMERICANSNIPER (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:05,3:50, 
7:05,10:05; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:05,3:50,7:05 
JUPITER ASCENDING (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 4:00,10:00; 
Sun-Wed (2/11), 4:00pm 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 1:00,7:00 
THE LOFT (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 4:40,10:40; 

Sun-Wed (2/11), 4:40pm 

PADDINGTON (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:20,4:20,7:20, 
10:10; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:20,4:20,7:20 
PROJECT ALMANAC (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:15,4:15, 

7:15,10:15; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:15,4:15,7:15 
SELMA (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 1:40,7:40 
SEVENTH SON (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 10:30pm; 

Sun-Wed (2/11), 4:30pm 

*SEVENTH SON (Z-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:30,4:30, 
7:30; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:30,7:30 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 4:10,9:50; 

Sun-Wed (2/11), 4:10pm 

*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 1:10,7:10 
*TAKEN3 (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:35,4:35,7:35,10:35; 
Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:35,4:35,7:35 
THE WEDDING RINGER (CC/DVS): Fri-Sat, 1:25,4:25, 
7:25,10:25; Sun-Wed (2/11), 1:25,4:25,7:25 


METROPOLITAN 


S. 1-35 & STASSNEY, 512/447-0101. 
*ANNIE (CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 1:05,4:10,7:10,10:05; 
Mon-Tue, 12:50,4:10,7:10,10:05; Wed (2/11), 12:50, 
4:10,10:40; Thu (2/12), 12:50,4:20,7:30 
BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE) (CC/DVS): 1:20,4:10,7:20,10:10 
BLACK OR WHITE (CC/DVS): 1:30,4:30,7:30,10:30 
THE BOY NEXT DOOR (CC/DVS): 2:00,5:00, 
7:40,10:10 

*THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES 
(CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 1:50,5:15,9:30; 

Thu (2/12), 1:50,5:15 

THE IMITATION GAME (CC/DVS): 1:40,4:35,7:20,10:00 
INTERSTELLAR (CC/DVS): 9:30pm 
*INTO THE WOODS (CC/DVS): 1:10,4:15,7:15,10:20 
*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 12:30, 
3:40,4:30,7:00,10:10; Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:50,3:40, 
4:30,7:00,10:10 

*JUPITER ASCENDING (CC/DVS): Fri-Tue, 1:15,7:40, 
10:45; Wed (2/11), 1:20,7:40,10:45; Thu (2/12), 1:15, 
7:40,10:45 

PROJECT ALMANAC (CC/DVS): 2:30,5:10,7:55,10:35 
STRANGE MAGIC (CC/DVS): 1:00,3:50,6:30 
*TAKEN3 (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 2:10,4:50,7:50, 
10:30; Thu (2/12), 2:10,4:50 
THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING (CC/DVS): 1:20,4:40, 
7:35,10:25 

THE WEDDING RINGER (CC/DVS): 2:20,5:00, 
8:00,10:35 


MILLENNIUM THEATRE 


1156 HARGRAVE, 512/472-6932. 
DUMB AND DUMBER TO: Fri-Sat, 11:00am, 2:05,5:10, 
8:15pm; Wed (2/11)-Thu (2/12), 11:00am, 
2:05,5:10pm 


MOVIEHOUSE& EATERY 


8300 N. FM 620, BLDG B, 512/501-3520. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (BIGHOUSE - DINE IN): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:30am, 3:00,7:00,10:15pm; 

Thu (2/12), 1:00,4:15 

AMERICAN SNIPER (DINE IN): Fri-Sat, 12:30,4:00, 
7:30,8:45,10:45; Sun-Mon, 12:30,4:00,7:30,10:45; 
Tue-Wed (2/11), 12:30,4:00,7:30,8:45,10:45; 

Thu (2/12), 12:30,4:00,7:30 
BLACK OR WHITE (GENERAL ADMISSION): 

Fri-Sun, 12:30,3:15,8:30,9:15; Mon, 12:30,3:15,8:30, 
10:45; Tue-Thu (2/12), 12:30,3:15,8:30,9:15 
THE IMITATION GAME (GENERAL ADMISSION): 
12:15,5:30,8:15,11:00 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): 2:45,6:00 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, D-BOX): 2:45,6:00 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DINE IN): Fri-Sun, 9:45am, 
10:30,1:30,4:30,7:45,8:30,9:15pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 10:45am, 1:45,4:45,7:45,8:30, 
9:15pm; Thu (2/12), 10:45am, 1:45,4:45,7:45pm 
PADDINGTON (GENERAL ADMISSION): 

Fri-Sun, 9:45am, 3:00,6:00,11:15pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 3:00,6:00,11:15 
PROJECT ALMANAC (DINE IN): 10:45pm 
PROJECT ALMANAC (GENERAL ADMISSION): 
Fri-Sun, 10:15am, 1:00,3:45,6:30pm; Mon, 1:00, 
3:45; Tue-Thu (2/12), 1:00,3:45,6:30 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): 9:00pm 
SEVENTH SON (3-D, D-BOX): 9:00pm 
SEVENTH SON (DINE IN): Fri-Sun, 10:15am, 1:00, 

3:45,6:30,9:15pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:00,3:45, 

6:30,9:15; Thu (2/12), 12:45,3:45,6:30,9:15 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER ( 3-D): Fri, 10:00am; Fri-Sat, 10:00am; 
Sat-Sun, 10:00am; Sun, 10:00am; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:15pm 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(DINE IN): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:00am, 12:45,1:30,3:15, 
4:15,6:00,6:45pm; Thu (2/12), 11:00am, 12:45, 
1:30,3:15,4:15,5:45,6:45pm 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (GENERAL ADMISSION): Fri-Sun, 10:00am 
STRANGE MAGIC (DINE IN): Fri-Sun, 10:15am, 12:45, 
3:30,6:00pm; Tue-Wed (2/11), 12:45,3:30,6:00; 

Thu (2/12), 11:45am, 2:15,5:00pm 


TINSELTOWN NORTH 


N. 1-35 & FM 1825, 512/989-8535. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:00,2:45,4:15, 
6:00,7:30,9:15,10:45; Sat, 9:45am, 11:30,1:00, 

2:45,4:15,6:00,7:30,9:15,10:45pm; Sun, 9:45am, 
1:00,4:15,6:00,7:30,9:15,10:45pm; Mon-Tue, 1:00, 
2:45,4:15,6:00,7:30,9:15,10:45; Wed (2/11), 1:00, 
4:15,7:30,9:15,10:45; Thu (2/12), 1:00,2:45,4:15, 
6:00,7:30,10:45 

BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE OF 
IGNORANCE) (CINEARTS DIGITAL): Fri, 4:20, 

10:35; Sat-Sun, 9:55am, 4:20,10:35pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:20,10:35 
BLACK OR WHITE (DIGITAL): Fri, 12:50,3:50,7:00, 
10:05; Sat-Sun, 9:45am, 12:50,3:50,7:00,10:05pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:50,3:50,7:00,10:05 
THE BOY NEXT DOOR (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:50,4:30,7:05, 
9:40; Sat-Sun, 11:20am, 1:50,4:30,7:05,9:40pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:50,4:30,7:05,9:40; 

Thu (2/12), 1:50,4:30,7:05 
CLASSICS: BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Sun, 2:00pm; 
Wed (2/11), 2:00,7:00 
THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE 
ARMIES (DIGITAL): 12:30,4:00,7:20,10:45 
THE IMITATION GAME (DIGITAL): Fri, 12:45,3:55, 
6:50,9:55; Sat-Sun, 9:50am, 12:45,3:55,6:50, 
9:55pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:45,3:55,6:50,9:55 
INTO THE WOODS (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 12:35, 
6:35; Thu (2/12), 12:35pm 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D): noon, 1:40,6:25 
JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, XD): Fri-Wed 
(2/11), 12:55,7:15; Thu (2/12), 12:55pm 
JUPITER ASCENDING (DIGITAL): Fri, 4:50,9:35; 
Sat-Sun, 11:15am, 4:50,9:35pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:50,9:35 
THE LOFT (DIGITAL): Fri, 3:40,9:50; 

Sat-Sun, 9:50am, 3:40,9:50pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 3:40,9:50; Thu (2/12), 3:40pm 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (DIGITAL): 

Fri-Wed (2/11), 10:20pm 

PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri-Wed (2/11), 11:55am, 
2:35,5:10,7:45,10:20pm; Thu (2/12), 11:55am, 
2:35,5:10pm 

PROJECT ALMANAC (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:55,4:45,7:35, 
10:30; Sat-Sun, 11:05am, 1:55,4:45,7:35,10:30pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:55,4:45,7:35,10:30; 

Thu (2/12), 1:55,4:45 
SELMA (DIGITAL): 1:05,7:25 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): 2:25,5:35,8:00 
SEVENTH SON (3-D, XD): Fri, 4:05, 

10:25; Sat-Sun, 9:45am, 4:05,10:25pm; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 4:05,10:25; Thu (2/12), 4:05pm 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): Fri, 3:15,8:45; 

Sat-Sun, 10:30am, 3:15,8:45pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 3:15,8:45 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D): Fri, 2:00,3:45,4:35,7:10,8:55,9:45; 
Sat-Sun, 10:35am, 11:25,2:00,3:45,4:35,7:10,8:55, 
9:45pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:00,3:45,4:35, 
7:10,8:55,9:45 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (DIGITAL): Fri, 12:20,1:10,2:55,5:30,6:20, 
8:05,10:40; Sat-Sun, 9:45am, 12:20,1:10,2:55,5:30, 
6:20,8:05,10:40pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:20,1:10, 
2:55,5:30,6:20,8:05,10:40 
STRANGE MAGIC (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:15,5:00,7:40; 
Sat-Sun, 11:40am, 2:15,5:00,7:40pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:15,5:00,7:40 
TAKEN 3 (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:05,4:55,7:55,10:45; 
Sat-Sun, 11:10am, 2:05,4:55,7:55,10:45pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:05,4:55,7:55,10:45 
THE WEDDING RINGER (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:20,5:05, 
7:50,10:35; Sat-Sun, 11:35am, 2:20,5:05,7:50, 
10:35pm; Mon-Wed (2/11), 2:20,5:05,7:50,10:35; 
Thu (2/12), 2:20,5:05 


TINSELTOWN SOUTH 


S. 1-35 & STASSNEY, 512/326-4408. 
AMERICAN SNIPER (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:05,4:05,7:10, 
10:20; Sat-Sun, 10:00am, 1:05,4:05,7:10,10:20pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:05,4:05,7:10,10:20 
BAfiK(DIGITAL): noon, 3:25,6:50,10:10 
BIG HERO 6 (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:20,3:55,7:00,9:50; 
Sat-Sun, 10:45am, 1:20,3:55,7:00,9:50pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:20,3:55,7:00,9:50 
BLACK SEA (DIGITAL): Fri, 2:10,4:55,7:50,10:35; 
Sat-Sun, 11:25am, 2:10,4:55,7:50,10:35pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:10,4:55,7:50,10:35 
THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKING JAY- PART 1 
(DIGITAL): Fri, 1:45,4:40,7:45,10:40; 

Sat-Sun, 10:35am, 1:45,4:40,7:45,10:40pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:45,4:40,7:45,10:40 
THE LOFT (DIGITAL): Fri, 4:50,10:40; 

Sat-Sun, 11:00am, 4:50,10:40pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:50,10:40 
MALLIMALLIIDHI RANI ROJU (D\GnAL)\ Fri, 1:35, 
5:05,8:35; Sat-Sun, 10:05am, 1:35,5:05,8:35pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:35,5:05,8:35 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR (DIGITAL): 1:55,7:25 
PADDINGTON (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:50,4:15,7:15,9:45; 
Sat-Sun, 10:30am, 1:50,4:15,7:15,9:45pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:50,4:15,7:15,9:45 
SEVENTH SON (3-D): Fri, 4:45,10:15; 

Sat-Sun, 11:15am, 4:45,10:15pm; 

Mon-Thu (2/12), 4:45,10:15 
SEVENTH SON (DIGITAL): 2:00,7:30 
SHAMITABH (DIGITAL): 12:30,3:50,7:25,10:25 
SPARE PARTS (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:25,4:25,7:05, 

9:55; Sat-Sun, 10:35am, 1:25,4:25,7:05,9:55pm; 
Mon-Wed (2/11), 1:25,4:25,7:05,9:55; Thu 
(2/12), 1:25,4:25 

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(3-D): Fri, 12:45,3:30,4:35,6:05,8:45; 

Sat-Sun, 10:20am, 12:45,3:30,4:35,6:05,8:45pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 12:45,3:30,4:35,6:05,8:45 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER 
(DIGITAL): Fri, 2:05,7:20,10:00; Sat-Sun, 11:20am, 
2:05,7:20,10:00pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 2:05, 
7:20,10:00 

WHIPLASH (CINEARTS DIGITAL): Fri, 1:00,3:45, 
6:55,9:40; Sat-Sun, 10:15am, 1:00,3:45,6:55, 
9:40pm; Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:00,3:45,6:55,9:40 
WILD (DIGITAL): Fri, 1:40,4:20,7:10,10:05; 

Sat-Sun, 10:25am, 1:40,4:20,7:10,10:05pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), 1:40,4:20,7:10,10:05 
THE WOMAN IN BLACK2: ANGEL OF DEATH 
(DIGITAL): 12:05,2:40,5:20,8:00,10:30 
YENNAIARINDHAAL (DIGITAL): 11:55am, 
4:10,8:30pm 


VIOLET CROWN CINEMA 


434 W. SECOND, 512/495-9600. 

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SHORT FILMS: Fri-Sat, 11:00am, 9:15pm; 

Sun-Thu (2/12), 11:30am, 8:15pm 
*2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED 
DOCUMENTARY SHORT FILMS: PROGRAM A: 
Fri-Sat, 2:20pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 1:20pm 
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DOCUMENTARY SHORT FILMS: PROGRAM B: 
Fri-Sat, 4:30pm; Sun-Thu (2/12), 4:15pm 
*2015 ACADEMY AWARD-NOMINATED LIVE- 
ACTION SHORT FILMS: Fri-Sat, 6:50pm; 

Sun-Thu (2/12), 5:45pm 
*BIRDMAN OR (THE UNEXPECTED VIRTUE 
OF IGNORANCE): Fri-Sat, 2:55,10:00; 

Sun-Tue, 9:40pm; Wed (2/11), 10:10pm; 

Thu (2/12), 10:30pm 

CINEBREW: BLUE RUIN: Wed (2/11), 8:00pm 
FOXCATCHER: Fri-Sat, 11:15am; 

Sun-Thu (2/12), 11:00am 
HITS: Thu (2/12), 7:00pm 

THE IMITATION GAME: Fri-Sat, 12:15,2:40,5:00,7:20, 
9:40; Sun-Tue, 11:55am, 2:20,4:40,7:00,9:20pm; 
Wed (2/11), 7:00,9:20; Thu (2/12), 11:55am, 2:20, 
4:40,7:00,9:20pm 

A MOST VIOLENT YEAR: Fri-Sat, 11:45am, 4:10, 
8:55pm; Sun-Wed (2/11), 12:15,3:10,8:55; 

Thu (2/12), 12:10,3:10 

SELMA: Fri-Sat, 1:55,5:20,6:20; Sun-Tue, 1:40,5:00, 
6:15; Wed (2/11), 1:40,5:15; Thu (2/12), 1:40,4:55 

’ROUND MIDNIGHT: SHALLOW GRAVE: 

Fri-Sun, 11:30pm 

TWO DAYS, ONE W/GOT; Fri-Sat, 12:50,7:55; 

Sun-Tue, 2:50,7:35; Wed (2/11), 2:50,6:30; 

Thu (2/12), 2:45,9:05 
WHIPLASH: Fri-Sat, 11:00pm; 

Sun-Thu (2/12), 10:00pm 


WESTGATE11 


S. LAMAR & BEN WHITE, 512/899-2717. 
*AMERICANSNIPER (CC/DVS): Fri, noon, 2:25,4:50, 
7:35,9:55 

BLACK OR WHITE (CC/DVS): Fri, 12:45,2:35,5:15, 
7:35,10:15 

THE BOY NEXT DOOR (CC/DVS): Fri, 12:20,3:00, 
5:20,8:00,10:20 

THE IMITATION GAME (CC/DVS): Fri, 11:55am, 2:30, 
5:05,7:40,10:15pm 

*JUPITER ASCENDING (3-D, CC/DVS): 1:00,7:00 
* JUPITER ASCENDING (CC/DVS): 4:00,10:00 
THE LOFT (CC/DVS): Fri, 11:50am, 5:05,10:30pm 
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR: Fri, 2:20,7:30 
PADDINGTON (CC/DVS): Fri, 12:15,2:35,5:25, 
7:45,10:15 

PROJECT ALMANAC (CC/DVS): Fri, 12:30,2:55,5:25, 
7:55,10:25 

SELMA (CC/DVS): Fri, 11:45am, 4:00,7:00,9:50pm; 

Sat, 7:15pm; Thu (2/12), 12:45,1:30 
SEVENTH SON (CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), 2:35,10:25; 
Thu (2/12), 2:35,10:15 

*SEVENTH SON (Z-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Wed (2/11), noon, 
5:10,7:45; Thu (2/12), noon, 5:10,7:25 
THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER ( CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 11:45am, 4:45,9:45pm; 
Mon-Thu (2/12), noon, 4:55,9:45 
*THESPONGEBOB MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF 
WATER (3-D, CC/DVS): Fri-Sun, 2:15,7:15; 

Mon-Wed (2/11), 2:25,7:20; Thu (2/12), 2:25,7:15 





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A professional fiddler with experience in 
music-related e-commerce has assumed 
leadership of the Texas Music Office. 
Brendon Anthony, 38, whose resume 
includes a long tenure touring in Pat Green's 
band and playing on several Cory Morrow 
albums, takes the reigns 
from Casey Monahan, 
director of the office since 
its creation in 1990. 

In politically left-leaning 
Travis County, which Rick 
Perry once described as 
“the blueberry in the bowl 
of tomato soup of what is 
Texas,” anyone appointed by 
new Gov. Greg Abbott has 
work to do in winning over 
locals. The Abbott administration already 
offended Austin’s music cognoscenti by select¬ 
ing Nashville pop trash Lady Antebellum to 
headline the inaugural. No surprise, then, that 
cries of Republican cronyism welcome the 
appointee of Abbott’s Chief of Staff Daniel 
Hodge, who Anthony described as one of his 
closest friends in a 2014 New York Times story. 
Holster any such outrage given that politics and 
nepotism go hand-in-hand, now and forever. 


HALF NOTES 


Late into his first government shift on 
Monday, Anthony picked up the office phone 
and fielded my question of what he wants the 
TMO to accomplish in 2015. 

“I want to continue the programs that 
Casey Monahan put in place. He’s a force 
and we want to carry on 
what he started,” states 
Anthony, who also noted an 
upcoming meeting with the 
administration’s Economic 
Development to help him 
formulate specific goals - 
likely centered on bringing 
music jobs to the state. 
“With the blessing of the 
governor’s office we can do 
some community outreach 
via social and other digital means that will 
help connect the community more.” 

Anthony hopes to apply technology know¬ 
how he honed while working for the last five 
years with One Live Media, which began as 
a ticketing platform for Texas venues before 
shifting to an e-commerce focus. They weath¬ 
ered criticism in December when the Better 
Business Bureau published an investigation 
into the company after receiving nearly three- 


dozen complaints from customers over a two- 
week span and over 100 inquiries over 30 
days. Those complaints generally allege that 
customers paid for band merch handled by 
One Live and never received it. 

Anthony didn’t return a follow-up call 
regarding the matter. 

And since he mentioned social media, it’s 
notable that accounts like @WindoMobileXRR, 
which shared the Texas Tribune story abut 
Anthony, are drones of sort, programmed 
solely to rebroadcast tweets for promotional 
benefit. His love of Texas fiddle players 
appears genuine - including his favorites. 

“Johnny Gimble. I got really lucky to play 
on a record with him once and that blew my 
mind. Apart from being one of the coolest 
fiddle players you’ll ever hear, Gimble’s also 
one of the most amazing human beings in 
the world,” Anthony lauded. “Then, man, 

I gotta say, one of the guys here in town ... 
Warren Hood. 

“When I was young and stupid, I thought I 
knew what I was doing. Then I went and 
played a jam with the South Austin Jug 
Band guys and Warren showed up. He did 
stuff that made me put the fiddle down for 
a while.” 


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PLAYBACK 

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KEVIN 

CURTIN 


Foot Patrol Kicks Back 

Bassist Hung Nguyen calls it his “Edison 
Moment,” the revelation that funk music and 
the foot fetish of his friend, blind keyboard 
virtuoso TJ Wade, would make the perfect 
pair. That was a decade ago and ever since, 
Foot Patrol has kept Austin on its toes with 
feel-good-feet-worship funk. The unlikely 
premise yields a stellar sixth album, KTOES, 
arriving locally with a performance at Hops & 
Grain (500 Calles) on Saturday at 5pm. 



Austin Chronicle: Tell us about KTOES. 

Hung Nguyen: It’s a fantasy radio station, 
kind of an old-school FM signal from the days 
before bland corporate radio, with entertain¬ 
ment for your ears like skits and colorful dee- 
jays. It’s like you’re tuned in to our program. 
AC: Has it become difficult, after six discs, to 
continuing writing lyrics about foot fetishes? 
HN: Fatigue is really the only factor. At some 
point, you have to draw the line because the 
theme is an endless fountain of material. 

TJ Wade: This album’s got some songs that 
aren’t about feet! 

AC: Foot Patrol occasionally performs the 
Purple Rain soundtrack. Have you ever imag¬ 
ined what Princes feet are like? 

TJ: Well yeah. I think they’re soft and the ladies 
enjoy that, because they’re for ladies only. 

AC: Do female fans request foot rubs from you? 
TJ: They sure do. 

AC: How does KTOES stack up to other Foot 
Patrol output? 

TJ: It’s got more naughty foot fetishism lyrics, 
funkier grooves, and it’s a whole lot better 
than Pussyfooting in my opinion. I was shy on 
the other records. Now I’m trying to do a lot 
more with my voice. 


HEALTH ALLIANCE FOR AUSTIN MUSICIANS 

is holding a poster contest for its HAAM Benefit Day and 
Corporate Battle of the Bands events. First prize wins $300, 
tickets to Fun Fun Fun Fest, Beats Solo headphones, and 
backstage passes to the All ATX concert. Submissions are 
due Feb. 19. See www.myhaam.org for details. 


TIM KERR’S PAINTING will be featured at the 

Bearded Lady Gallery (3504 E. Fourth) beginning this 
Saturday with an opening reception 6-9pm. The guitarist of 
Big Boys and Poison 13 fame painted the “Here and Now” 
series, which features likenesses of musicians, artists, and 
activists, on reclaimed wood assembled by Brian Phillips. 
Kerr’s art can also be seen at the North Door (502 Brushy), 
which includes a six-panel mural with likenesses of Mance 
Lipscomb and Charlie Parker for a recent venue redesign. 


AUSTIN CITY LIMITS inducts Loretta Lynn, Guy 
Clark, Flaco Jimenez, Asleep at the Wheel, and Townes 
Van Zandt into its Hall of Fame at a ceremony and con¬ 
cert in mid-June. The KLRU concert staple also 
announced Sturgill Simpson, the War on Drugs, and 
Asleep at the Wheel will all tape performances for season 
41. Wheel leader Ray Benson said his 12th ACL appear¬ 
ance would take place this month and feature the Avett 
Brothers and Amos Lee, foreshadowing a collaborative 
album of Bob Wills covers, Still the King, out March 3. 



As a musician, you’ll likely never own every¬ 
thing you need, but when the job calls for 
compressors in recording drums, Space Echo 
pedals for your new psych rock band, or a PA 
for that warehouse show, call Rock N Roll 
Rentals. Last week, the local gear lender 
opened a second store at 8335 Burnet Rd. 
Customers used to the warehouse-like interior 
of the Oltorf shop will be agog over the slick 
showroom Jim Norman planned for over 
a year. 

“The business was growing and we either 
needed a much bigger place or another 
location,” says the owner, who founded 
Rock N Roll Rentals in 1989. “What we dis¬ 
covered is that a lot of our customers lived 
up north. So that, coupled with the famous 
traffic in Austin, made us realize we had to 
go north.” 

Rock N Roll Rentals’ prices are low - I bor¬ 
rowed an overdrive pedal last weekend for $6 
- and volume is high. At any visit, you’ll be 
surrounded by DJs renting speakers, rockers 
rolling out amps, and suits scrounging projec¬ 


tors for corporate presentations. It may be 
the smartest music store in town because it 
caters not only to musicians, but to Austin’s 
multitudes of event planners. 

“Austin isn’t really a town anymore. It’s a 
big, giant events center and we all work for 
it,” Norman chuckles. “They should put a big 
glass dome over it.” 

And it never gets crazier than during South 
by Southwest. The calls started coming in 
last month, so now the phone’s ringing off the 
wall, and during the festival it’s busier than 
Walmart on government check day. 

“South by Southwest predicates every¬ 
thing,” says Norman. “I order a lot of equip¬ 
ment, rent it all during the event, then digest 
it over the rest all year.” 

This fall marks Rock N Roll Rentals’ 26th 
year in business. Norman chalks up its suc¬ 
cess and survival to adapting with the shifting 
needs of its customers, and in the case of 
the location, growing with Austin. 

“This business is dynamic,” he says. 

“Every year it’s different.” 


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MUSIC 


NEWS ARTS & CULTURE FOOD SCREENS 



The Age of Fuzz 

Gas prices are down, so the boutique guitar pedal boom is up 


BY TIM STEGALL 


“The World’s Biggest Pedal Board” 
appeared on Facebook Dec. 30, courtesy of 
ex-Cult/Guns N’ Roses/Velvet Revolver 
drummer Matt Sorum. Taking a page from 
Dave Grohl’s tome, Matt Sorum’s Fierce Joy 
issued Stratosphere last spring, on which the 
tub thumper composed, sang, and played 
guitar. To facilitate the latter, his camp put 
together a guitarist’s soft shoe soundboard. 

Judging by the photographic evidence 
accompanying the announcement, Sorum 
may have set a record, all right. A beast 
stretching across two sofas joined at an 
angle, the gargantuan gadget looked to 
house at least 75 stomp boxes - sound alter¬ 
ing devices guitarists dance across in con¬ 
cert. Every possible overdrive, distortion, 
fuzz, echo, and Ranger gizmo sat on the 
custom grouping. 

Only a drummer could devise the Neil 
Peart drum kit of guitar pedal boards. 

Whether Sorum was joking or not, he 
made a point: Guitarists, hobbyist or profes¬ 
sional alike, cannot stop messing with their 
sound. 

TREM-TROL 

Ever since Forties dance band guitarists 
began attaching microphones called pick¬ 
ups beneath the instrument’s strings, and 
running the output to primitive, under¬ 
powered tube amplifiers in order to be 
heard above the horns, the axe class has 
subverted the clean audio signal engineers 
are trained to capture. Guitarists want raw¬ 
ness, and more volume. They want to sound 
huge, and occasionally warped. 


The first piece of outboard gear marketed 
to guitarists was the Trem-Trol in 1948, which 
created a throbbing, volume fluctuation rec¬ 
ognizable from Bo Diddley records to the 
Smiths’ “How Soon Is Now.” Reverb, a 
spring-driven delay that surf guitar originator 
Dick Dale developed with pioneering guitar/ 
amp designer Leo Fender, similarly evolved 
from a large, clunky external unit to standard 
amp circuitry of most Fifties and Sixties gui¬ 
tar amps. It made Dale’s Stratocaster sound 
like an echo canyon on instrumentals like 
“Miserlou,” and underlined the deep twang of 
Duane Eddy’s “Rebel Rouser.” 

Neither effect was designed to make an 
amp sound like a busted speaker, however. 
Guitarists had to figure out how to do that 
themselves. Fifties blues guitarists on the 
order of Guitar Slim discovered that crank¬ 
ing up primitive tube amps on tracks like 
“The Things I Used to Do” (later covered by 
Stevie Ray Vaughan) created an overdrive 
or distortion that made their chords growl 
and bark. 

In fact, early rock & rollers went to 
destructive extremes to get that same sound. 
Paul Burlison pulled a tube halfway out of a 
socket prior to tracking the Johnny Burnette 
Rock & Roll Trio’s rockabilly screamer “The 
Train Kept A-Rollin’.” Link Wray punched 
holes in an amp speaker with a pencil to cut 
the three most dangerous chords down- 
stroked in the Fifties, “Rumble.” No word if 
this then inspired one Dave Davies to razor- 
blade his cheap practice amp’s speakers to 
power the Kinks’ 1964 proto-punk classic 
“You Really Got Me.” 


And it took an accident on a country ses¬ 
sion to usher in fuzz. 

Owen Bradley’s Quonset Hut, Nashville, 
1961: Marty Robbins cuts a bluesy shuffle, 
“Don’t Worry.” Ace session guitarist Grady 
Martin comes in to play a six-string bass solo, 
likely in emulation of Duane Eddy. Prior to 
his cue, an output transformer on the three- 
channel recording console fries. Martin’s 
solo sputters, rages, snarls. He’s unhappy. 

Everyone else hears the hook driving 
“Don’t Worry” to the top of the country 
chart and No. 3 on pop. 

Other clients clamor for “Don’t Worry” 
engineer Glenn Snoddy to deliver “that fuzzy 
sound.” He designs a device to emulate the 
fritzing transformer and sells it to Gibson 
Guitars, which markets it as the first fuzz 


Sweaty musicians can’t 
spit onstage without 
hitting another gewgaw 
designed to make an 
electric guitar sound 
like anything but an 
electric guitar. 

pedal in 1962. Three years later, Rolling 
Stones tour manager Ian Stewart returns to 
L.A.’s RCA Studios from Wallach’s Music City 
after Keith Richards complains that the three- 
note guitar hook he’s tracking sounds anemic. 

The ever-gruff pianist tosses the guitarist 
one of Snoddy’s Maestro Fuzz-Tones. “Try 
this,” he mutters. “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” 
and its raspy guitar drives the Stones’ first 
worldwide No. 1, and fuzz becomes the favored 
weapon of every American garage band and 
aural terrorist beginning with a Yardbirds-era 
Jeff Beck and Jimi Hendrix. 

Ever after, sweaty musicians can’t spit 
onstage without hitting another gewgaw 
designed to make an electric guitar sound 
like anything but an electric guitar. There’s 
the onomatopoeic wah-wah pedal, pulsing on 
Cream’s “White Room” and gloriously abused 
by Ron Asheton on the first Stooges LP. Echo 
bounces off Fifties vinyl to early U2 tracks. 
Phase shifters create Eddie Van Halen’s 
whirling undertow on “Ain’t Talkin’ ’Bout 
Love.” Chorus rings in the 12-string-style 
overtones of early Pretenders and Htisker Dii 
discs, not to mention the warbling underwa¬ 
ter guitar on Nirvana’s “Come as You Are.” 

Even so, the king daddy of all stomp 
boxes remains Glenn Snoddy’s bastard 
child the fuzz, and its cousins overdrive and 
distortion. As long as there are guitarists 
dissatisfied with their sound (i.e., always), 
pedals will reign supreme. After all, in the 
hands of a skilled axe slinger, these effects 
are essential tools, brushes to dab colors 
and textures on audio paintings. 

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SEX DRIVE 

The current big news in guitar circles is 
boutique effects: small, usually one-man 
home operations hand-building their wares 
one at a time. Boutique pedals are usually a 
classic fuzz or overdrive circuit given a new 
twist with higher quality than mass-pro¬ 
duced gear. Their facades can also feature 
silk-screened or hand-painted graphics, giv¬ 
ing your pedal board the effect of an art 
gallery at your feet. 

Austin has more than its fair share of 
boutique pedal builders, and even an entire 
shop dedicated to them. 

“During the Nineties, I had Black Cat 
pedals,” says Tednoir Martinez of Calaveras 
Guitar Boutique, a Southside operation 
open since 2013. “Those were great, and 
nobody knew about them, because there 
was no Internet. Then there were Fulltone 
pedals, and Zachary Vex with the Z. Vex 
Fuzz Factory. And there was the Klon 
Centaur, which is very desirable.” 

A lifelong pedal buff with a claim to 500 
stomp boxes in his collection, Martinez pre¬ 
viously worked at a local studio as a sound 
designer who could get you any amp sound 
via judicious pedal use. When opting to go 
into business for himself, he avoided com¬ 
peting with Austin’s many excellent guitar 
shops and paid particular attention to 
homegrown makers. 

One local builder, Alan Durham, was on 
the ground floor of the boutique boom with 
Durham Electronics. The veteran guitarist 
enjoys a heady clientele - Keith Richards, 
the Edge, Joe Walsh, Mark Knopfler, among 
many - for products like the Sex Drive 
boost pedal, which raises guitar volume 
without distorting the signal more. 
Developed with its native namesake, 
Charlie Sexton, Durham benefited from 
field research via the former’s endless tour¬ 
ing with Bob Dylan, sending the prototype 
back and forth until the sound was the 
same as the one in his head. Guitarists 
ranging from Jon Dee Graham to the 
Stooges’ James Williamson consider Sex 
Drive crucial to their rig. 


“I’m a gigging, playing musician,” says 
Durham, “so when I sit here and tweak, I 
know what I want it to feel like in my hand. 
I’m no engineer saying, ‘Let’s do this or 
that.’ I want it to sound great.” 

Great sounds have the boutique business 
booming nowadays. Akron’s EarthQuaker 
Devices hired Doug Niemczura as their 
Austin sales rep. Grown out of the Black 
Keys’ camp, Jamie Stillman’s flagship fuzz 
pedal, the Hoof, has sprung a line of 49 
boxes and 20 employees to work them. 

“The consensus at [musical instrument 
conference] NAAM was that gas prices are 
way down, so people are saving money and 
we’re big babies. We’re children who need 
pacifiers,” Niemczura muses. “Pedals do 
that, because you can’t afford to buy a new 
guitar every day.” 

Doom metal remains an especially gain- 
and-distortion drunk market, which has kept 

Hyj :i - k l 

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Joe Anastasio 



The current big news 
in guitar circles is 
boutique effects: small, 
usually one-man home 
operations hand-building 
their wares one at a time. 


New Jersey transplant Joe Anastasio of Lone 
Wolf Audio busy. He works out of a Southside 
apartment with a hi-fi audio background 
ensuring that his extreme distortions and 
overdrives like the F.O.A.D. and the Plague 
Rat are of the highest quality. He’s encour¬ 
aged by the boutique boom, estimated by 
Durham as “something like 800 guys.” 

“We’ve kind of created the punk rock of 
pedals,” enthuses Anastasio. “We’re doing it 
on our own. We’re doing it against whatever 
odds. Me and my wife, we don’t have regu¬ 
lar jobs. This is what we do. It’s all I want to 
do. I work 70 hours a week sometimes. I 
don’t mind it. 

“I just wanna destroy audio as accurately 
as possible,” he grins. 

KLON CENTAUR 

“I’ve never in my life used more than 
four pedals,” huffs Jon Dee Graham. 
“Because what I’m looking for is an 
extremely good Strat plugged into a good¬ 
sounding amp. That sound, that’s hard 
enough to get.” 

Among the four pedals Britt Daniel uses 
is one of the aforementioned and ultra-rare 
Klon Centaurs. 

“The guy who makes them in Boston is 

kinda nuts,” offers the Spoon frontman. “I 

guess he doesn’t make them anymore. He 

used to come to our shows and bring them to 

me. I would pay for them, but he would bring 

* them to me because I was a touring musician. 

© That was the only way you could get them.” 

5 Jason Lamont, aka Bulemics/Flash Boys 

| guitarist Ginchy, so desired a Klon Centaur 

5 that he had Joe Anastasio build a version, 
00 

£ the Minotaur. He considers chronic dissat- 
g isfaction with tone and its tools as part of a 
x natural progression. 

F “When you get good on guitar, you’re 
never happy with your tone,” he says. “You’re 
getting to where it sounds good, but in the 
back of your mind, it can sound better. And 
by God, you love guitar so much, you love 
the gear that goes with it! You just obsess 
over it, and it never stops. I have eight to 10 
amps, and 15 guitars. I don’t need another 
guitar or another amp or another pedal, but 
that doesn’t stop me from buying them.” 


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“I like simplicity,” drawls Joel Crutcher 
of Austin psych vets ST 37. “Get an amp 
you like to set the foundation, then you 
need some distortion to liquefy it. Then you 
need some echo to echofy it.” 

He adds that he’s used the same distor¬ 
tion pedal for virtually all of the band’s 
nearly 30-year history, including recent 
Cleopatra Records’ release I’m Not Good. 

“What we hear is what we go by,” explains 
Fuckemos guitarist Brian McGee, who 
builds his own pedals out of economic neces¬ 
sity. “When the Les Paul came out, that was 
the thing. So everybody has to try to get that 
sound. The Telecaster, the same thing; it was 
all twangy, but there was something about it. 

“Then the first amps were these Western 
Electric circuits that were just examples of 
how to use tubes to amplify sound. The first 
sounds we heard, we fell in love with, and 
we try to get those.” 


And have their delivery systems do some¬ 
thing a little extra. Local country guitar 
scientist Redd Volkaert, honored to have 
Alan Durham’s Reddverb named for him, 
sees that as the boutique builders’ mission. 

“It’s kinda like hot rodders,” posits 
Volkaert. “You buy a Chevy with a 327 in it, 
and you can’t leave anything alone with it. 
‘Yeah, it’s a good car, but if I put a four- 
speed transmission and a four-barrel carbu¬ 
retor on it, then I’d have a better gadget.’ 

“Think of these boutique guys as elec¬ 
tronic hot rodders jacking with stuff. By 
them doing that, it makes the pedals do 
more than what the off-the-shelf ones do. 

“It’s like getting a handmade pair of 
boots. They just fit better.” 

THE MINOTAUR 

During the second night of Free Week 
last month, garage hot spot Hotel Vegas 
endured extreme claustrophobia waiting 
for the Flash Boys to unleash their expert 
punk racket. With half of Austin crammed 
into the microscopic space, Ginchy jacked a 
Les Paul Custom into his pedal board, fed 
in turn through a Fender Tone-Master amp, 
then engaged a Tube Screamer plugged 
into Joe Anastasio’s Minotaur. 

Keeerrraaannnggg ! 

Chords crash, notes shriek. The Tone- 
Master becomes a Tone-Monster. The crowd 
goes nuts, pushing frontman Frankie 
Nowhere’s Iggyisms that much harder, and 
furthering Ginchy’s reputation as a fine 
crafter of raw power. Glenn Snoddy’s great¬ 
grandchildren destroy the signal with diz¬ 
zying relish. 

“I’ve heard people saying, ‘We’ve been 
trying to make audio purer and undefiled,”’ 
the engineer remarked to Nashville writer 
Peter Cooper two years ago in a story on his 
inventing fuzz. “‘And then some so-and-so 
comes up with a way to distort it.’ That so- 
and-so was me.” 

Thank you, Glenn Snoddy, for inadver¬ 
tently ushering in the Age of Fuzz. ■ 




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RECOMMENDED THIS WEEK 


EDITED BY RAOUL HERNANDEZ 



Lloyd Cole 

CACTUS CAFE, TUESDAY 10 


A little more than 30 years ago, Lloyd 
Cole emerged from the UK with the 
Commotions and one of the greatest pop 
rock confections of the Eighties, an album 
titled Rattlesnakes. In the intervening years 
Cole maintained a solid career, most recent¬ 
ly as a solo acoustic artist. Then, Bob Dylan 
released 2012’s Tempest and a friend who 
works at Salon.com asked Cole if he would 
review it for the website. 

“What I got from Tempest ,” Cole 
explains, “was the feeling that Bob 
has no idea how old he is or what 
might be age-appropriate music. I 
think I might have been overly con¬ 
cerned with that concept. That record 
made me realize that I didn’t have to 
worry about what type of record I made 
as long as I made a good one. 

“I’m not going to give myself a Mohawk, 
which Joe Strummer did and terrified me. I 
was writing a bunch of songs that were lean¬ 


ing in a sort of rock & roll direction and that 
gave me the impetus to think, ‘Well maybe I 
can do that.”' 

The result, Standards, finds Cole at a 
peak. Recorded with old cohorts Matthew 
Sweet on bass and Fred Maher on drums, 
it’s earthshaking next to his recent folk lean¬ 
ings, filled with delicious hooks and Cole’s 
mischievous way with words. 

“It was the first time that Fred, Matthew, and 
I were together in about 20 years, and 
Matthew was a big cheerleader for the 
songs. He wouldn’t shut up about how 
great he thought the material was. So 
I had an inkling I was on to something. 
“I’ve made records that have 
done far better than I expected, and 
I’ve made records that have done far 
worse than I expected. A lot of it comes 
down to timing. Maybe the time for me hav¬ 
ing a record like this was good." 

- Jim Caligiuri 



OBSCURED BY 
ECHOES CD 
RELEASE 

Spider House, Friday 6 

Lone Star psychedelic history swirls 
in local quintet Obscured by Echoes. 
Latest conceptual concoction Avidonia 
Pt. 1: The Escape bubbles with more 
of the Floydian slips that spawned its 
moniker than the gothic jangle debut 
platter Black Matter Manifesto. Set the 
controls for the heart of the Texas sun. 
Fiddle looperViolinda Lola, melodymak- 
ers the Sun Machine, and acid glitchers 
Videoing set the scene. - Michael Toland 

PHARMAKON, 

INSTITUTE 

Hotel Vegas, Friday 6 

NYC noise finds common with 
Austin’s abrasive underground. 


Channeling vulnerability, New Yorker 
Margaret Chardiet, aka Pharmakon, 
compounds synthesized electronics 
and an agile scream into supremely 
dissonant expression. Her Sacred 
Bones labelmates Institute, drawing 
personnel from local hardcore punk 
staples Glue and Wiccans, bring 
Dada-informed dark punk that, by vir¬ 
tue of possessed singer Moses Brown, 
recalls both Joy Division and the 
Germs. Beforehand, Jose Cola brings 
brilliant beat programming and dark 
electronic rumble as Ssleeperhold. 

- Kevin Curtin 

WALE 

Emo’s, Friday 6 

Wadding up criticism of 2013’s 
The Gifted that dismissed both his 
hip-hop sensibility and intellect, D.C. 
rapper Wale returns to a predictable 


source of inspiration: Jerry Seinfeld, 
whose work the superfan spun into 
The Mixtape About Nothing in 2008 
and follow-up More About Nothing 
two years later. The iconic comic 
reportedly “didn’t understand” what 
the MC wanted him to contribute to 
the forthcoming Album About Nothing, 
but says his wife Jessica owns every 
LR Like any Seinfeld buff, Wale cel¬ 
ebrated Festivus with Canadian DJ 
A-Trak in December. - Nina Hernandez 

FIRST OF 
THE MONTH 
SMOKEOUT 

Flamingo Cantina, 
Saturday 7 

Subkulture Patriots’ monthly show¬ 
case rolls another spliff of local talent. 
Dat Boy Supa arrived with 2014’s 


Supacabra, Seventies blaxploitation 
soul/rap/hip-hop. His Frathouse 
Gang affiliate Chef Greezy’s Supafly 
bites that rhinestone style. Thanks to 
the Dowrong EP, cut in compliance 
with wiz-kid producer Eric Dingus, 
21-year-old prince Dowrong’s already 
got an effort he can hang his hat on. 
Same goes for bar-busting duo East 
35, who revived a street-educated 
career via last year’s eponymous 
third LRThe undercard’s just as hot: 
Chris 2Stoned, young bunch Math 
Klass, and local beatboxing king 
Filthy McNasty. - Chase Hoffberger 

ROBYN 
HITCHCOCK, 
EMMA SWIFT 

Parish, Saturday 7 

Erudite romantic Robyn Hitchcock 
assumes a somber mood on 20th 
solo album The Man Upstairs. Working 
with Fairport Convention/Incredible 
String Band producer Joe Boyd, the 
onetime Soft Boy contemplates love 
and death through a British folk reviv¬ 
al-hearkening assemblage of originals 
and covers, including a stark rendition 
of the Psychedelic Furs’ “The Ghost in 
You.” Opener Emma Swift arrives from 
Australia by way of Nashville with a 
debut EP redolent of touchstones like 
Emmylou Harris and Lucinda Williams. 

- Greg Beets 

CHURCH ON 
MONDAY 

Continental Club Gallery, 
Monday 9 

Guitar ace Jake Langley sets out 
for even drier pastures, Las Vegas 
and Cirque du Soleil, leaving native 
saxophonist Elias Haslanger and his 
Church on Monday congregation to 
turn over a new leaf. Their two years 
and counting at the intimate Gallery 
is the most rewarding jazz residency 
since KirkWhalum held down a slot 
at Baxter’s on Sixth Street over 30 
years ago. You can’t say enough 
about Austin treasure/B-3 organist 
Dr. James Polk, and as for Langley’s 
replacement: “I have an amazing sub 
who just started at UT,” writes the 
bandleader. “Brian Pardo has played 
with Jack McDuff, Jimmy McGriff, and 
many others. He’s a real find.” 

- Jay Trachtenberg 

1349, ORIGIN, 
ABYSMAL DAWN 

Dirty Dog Bar, Tuesday 10 

Extreme metal package tours 
provide more gang bang for your 
headbanging buck, with this mix¬ 
ture being particularly volatile. 
Norwegian vets 1349 lead the 
invasion with the trad-minded black 
metal fury of last year’s Massive 
Cauldron of Chaos. Omnipresent 
at Housecore Horror Fest 2014, 
Kansas’ Origin put the guitar les¬ 
sons back into raging deathgrind. 
L.A.’s Abysmal Dawn brings more 
straightforward death metal crunch, 
while Minneapolis’ Wolvhammer 
blackens the skies with old-school 
majesty. Locals Whore of Bethlehem 
and Id join the demonic fun. 

- Michael Toland 


WYRMWOOD 
SCREENING WITH 
BLOOD ROYALE 

North Door, Tuesday 10 

“Blood Royale” would be a fitting 
quote on the poster for last year’s 
Wyrmwood, wherein regular dudes 
channel Mad Max with body armor, 
tough cars, and homemade weaponry 
in ridding the Australian Outback of the 
undead. Instead, they’re the extrem¬ 
ists performing at the film’s first local 
showing since generating a bloody 
buzz at Fantastic Fest. After credits roll, 
eardrums come under fire from the 
virulent Austin metal quartet, fronted by 
Lemmy-like presence Timo Corken and 
wielding a killer new LR - Kevin Curtin 



KAT EDMONSON, 
ROBERT ELLIS 

ACL Live at the Moody 
Theater, Wednesday 11 

Austin expats Robert Ellis and Kat 
Edmonson swing through their former 
stomping grounds on a monthlong 
U.S. tour. The former relocated to 
Nashville for last year’s folk study The 
Lights From the Chemical Plant, while 
newly minted New Yorker Edmonson 
also touts a 2014 release, her Sony 
Masterworks debut The Big Picture. 
Since leaving the Lone Star State, 
Ellis has expanded outside of pure 
country grit, and Edmonson pol¬ 
ished her vintage pop for a national 
audience. - Abby Johnston 

THE BLASTERS, 
YAWPERS 

Continental Club, 

Thursday 12 

Phil Alvin takes leave of his win¬ 
ning collaboration with brother Dave 
and returns to the Blasters, the roots 
rock brigade they formed in Downey, 
Calif., in 1979. With original mem¬ 
bers Bill Bateman (drums) and John 
Bazz (bass) they keep that spirit of 
American music alive with an utmost 
amount of taste and fire. Denver trio 
the Yawpers pair over driven acoustic 
guitars and a stripped drum kit for a 
sound doubly frenetic and ominous. 
Delirious locals Shoulders hold down 
the happy hour. -Jim Caligiuri 

ALICE COOPER 

ACL Live at the Moody 
Theater, Thursday 12 

As Sunset Strip metal tramps, 
did Motley Crue ever open for Alice 
Cooper? The former Vincent Damon 
Furnier of Detroit, Mich., perhaps 
reversed the honors last summer in 
opening the Crue's farewell tour in 
Cedar Park. Now, the 2011 Rock & 

Roll Hall of Fame inductee trucks in 
his guillotine, boa, and corpse paint 
into the city limits proper. Few used 
his “No More Mr. Nice Guy” to better 
effect than Richard Linklater in Dazed 
& Confused. - Raoul Hernandez 


SOUNDCHECK 


BY RAOUL HERNANDEZ 


KNIFIGHT CD RELEASE 

Cheer Up Charlies, Friday 6 

ATX synth-punks add live drums to 
sophomore LP V. 

FRANCISCO THE MAN 

Scoot Inn, Friday 6 

“Earache!” scrolls down L.A. Fat 
Possum signees. 

BUBBLE PUPPY 

The Roost, Saturday 7 

Texas psych pioneers of “Hot 
Smoke & Sassafras.” 

BLUES BOY HUBBARD 

Skylark Lounge, Saturday 7 
The John Lee Hooker of Austin blues. 

SIREN SOUND TEMPLE 

Cheer Up Charlies, Saturday 7 

Megafauna, Suspirians, and Mom 
Jeans lead 18 female-fronted acts, 
3pm-2am. 

JESSICA LEA MAYFIELD 

Red 7, Saturday 7 

Dan Auerbach protege and Ohian 
goes Dave Grohl on third LP Make My 
Head Sing. 

B.J. THOMAS 

One World Theatre, Sunday 8 

Houston's “Hooked on a 
Feeling,” 7pm. 

BASS DRUM OF DEATH 

Red 7, Monday 9 

Mississippi noise trio dares Rip This. 

RYAN SAMBOL 

Sahara Lounge, Wednesday 11 

Local Strange Boys frontman 
goes solo. 

CHUBBY CHECKER 

Gruene Hall, Thursday 12 

“The Twist” or “Limbo Rock”? 


IN-STORES: 


FRIDAY: Wood & Wire, 

Waterloo Records, 5pm; 

Vast Majority, End of an 
Ear, 6pm; Octopus Rex, 
Blusters, Only Human, the 
Humours, Trailer Space, 7pm 
SATURDAY: Really Red reissues 
event w/ Biscuit Bombs, 
Talk Sick Brats, End of 
an Ear, 6pm; Evil Triplet, 
Tommy Hall Schedule, 
Alma Lee Cameron, Zen 
Smith, Trailer Space, 7pm 
TUESDAY: Vantage, Luke 
Boor, Strange Fiction, 
Trailer Space, 7pm 
WEDNESDAY: Healers, Trailer 
Space, 7pm 

THURSDAY: Steve Earle, 

Waterloo Records, 5pm 


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BUNGALOW, 92 Rainey, 512/363-5475 
C-BOY’S HEART & SOUL, 2008 S. Congress Ave. 
CACTUS CAFE, Texas Union, UT campus, 512/475-6515 
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THURSDAY 2/5 

BEERLAND Bloody Knives, Pfisters, 
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BROKEN SPOKE Tony Harrison, 

Dance Lessons, Jesse Dayton (6:00) 

C-BOY’S HEART & SOUL Jai 

Malano ®, Paul Oscher (6:00), Red 
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CACTUS CAFE David Ramirez 
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AMAYA’S TACO VILLAGE Johnny 
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AMPED AUSTIN Hired Guns (8:30) 
BAT BAR Brandon Hess, Treble Soul, 

Jo Hell (4:00) 

B.D. RILEY’S IRISH PUB Kristen 
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Jai Malano. C-Boy’s Heart & Soul 
King Pelican, Carousel Lounge 
Massiver, Cheer Up Charlies 

Whitey Morgan & the 78’s, 
Joe Fletcher, Continental Club 
Minutes the Miles, Dozen Street 
Hunter Beard, Barbarians of 
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Old Warhorse, Hole in the Wall 
Adam & the Cola Kids, Hotel 
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Seek Irony, Red 7 
Black Market Club, the Scoot 
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Ryan Scott Quentin, Speakeasy 
Matthew Squires & the 
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Guster, Kishi Bashi, Stubbs 
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James Hand, Broken Spoke 
Jai Malano, C-Boy’s Heart & Soul 

Amanda Shires, Cactus Cafe 

Peace & Quiet, Voodoo 
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Gost, Cheer Up Charlies 
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Sean McConnell, Gruene Hall 
Michael Monroe, Gypsy Lounge 
For Her & the Snow, Hole in 
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Modern Don Juans, Little 
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Karen Gomyo, Long Center for the 
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Ghetto Birds, the Lost Well 

Blue Healer, Mohawk 
Jukebox the Ghost, Secret 
Someones, Parish 
New Car Caviar, Ray Benson's 
Rattle Inn 

Horse Thief, Francisco the 
Man, the Scoot Inn 
The Lucky Odds, Sons of 
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Lily & Madeleine, Cactus Cafe 
Cerulean Giallo, Mystery 
Achievement, Only Beast, 

Cheer Up Charlies 

Motion City Soundtrack, 

Team, Emo’s 

Qi Dada, Empire Control Room 

Biscuit Bombs, Talk Sick 
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Enrique Iglesias, Pitbull, Frank 
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Bumpin’ Uglies, Hops & Grain 
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Hotel Vegas 

Wyldwood Four, Little Longhorn 
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Karen Gomyo, Long Center for the 
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So Unloved, Black Vice, Sigil, 
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Sealion, Mohawk 
MCG, the Cover Letter, the 

North Door 

Robyn Hitchcock, Emma 
Swift, Parish 

Doomtree, Open Mike Eagle, 

Red 7 

Jessica Lea Mayfield, Red 7 
The Krayolas, the Roost 
Brother Wolf & the 
Carnivores, Swan Dive 
Sheer Khan & Space Case, 
Sweetwater BCRR 
Blue Healer, Bird Dog, Triple 
Crown 

SUN 2/8 

Shu Lace, Beerland 
Wisdom in Chains, Die 
Young, Strength Among Us, 

Holy Mountain 

Mike Stinson, Little Longhorn Saloon 
B.J. Thomas, One World Theatre 

Denitia, Sene, Parish 
Heart to Heart, Dear You, Red 7 
O.A.R., the Roost 
Joey Reyes, Salvage Vanguard 
Theater 

That One Guy, Stubbs 

MON 2/9 

Doug Moreland, Continental Club 
Greg Loftus, Hole in the Wall 

Kindatheart, Hotel Vegas 
Shawnee Kilgore, 0ne-2-0ne Bar 
Bass Drum of Death, Red 7 
Jimmie Dreams, the White Horse 


TUE 2/10 

Lloyd Cole, Cactus Cafe 
D.C. Bloom, Carousel Lounge 
Candye Kane, Continental Club 

1349, Origin, Abysmal Dawn, 
Wolvhammer, Dirty Dog Bar 
The Parish Festival, Firehouse 
Lounge 

Katie Sachs, Hartley Hall, 
Jimony, Holy Mountain 
Desperate Living, Healers, 

Hotel Vegas 

The Northerners, Saxon Pub 
Murali Coryell, Strange Brew 
Lounge Side 

Strangefiction, Trailer Space 
Records 

WED 2/11 

Robert Ellis, ACL Live at the 
Moody Theater 

Murali Coryell, Austin Beer 
Garden Brewing Co. 

J.D. Wilkes, Ghostwriter, 

Beerland 

Eyes Set to Kill, Die So 
Fluid, Violent Vendetta, 
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Dirty Dog Bar 

Jai Wolf, Bronze Whale, 

Osiris, Empire Control Room 

Caroline Says, Hotel Vegas 
Hatch, 0ne-2-0ne Bar 
Generationals, Parish 
Jordan Moser, the Sahara Lounge 
Knox Hamilton, Stubb s 
Healers, Trailer Space Records 
Capyac, Vulcan Gas Company 

THU 2/12 

Alice Cooper, ACL Live at the 
Moody Theater 

Sons of Hercules, Austin Moose 
Lodge No. 1735 

Unspoken Levels, Beerland 
The Blasters, the Yawpers, 
Continental Club 
French Horn Rebellion, 
Lambda, Empire Control Room 
Chubby Checker & the 
Wildcats, Gruene Hall 
Wild Moccasins, the Tontons, 
Holy Mountain 

Lewis Cowdrey, 0ne-2-0ne Bar 

Thomas Jack, Parish 
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Sigil, Red 7 

Igor & the Red Elvises, the 

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Laney Wright, Swan Dive 
Bird Peterson, Vulcan Gas Company 
Steve Earle, Waterloo Records 


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FROM THURSDAY 

CHEATHAM STREET 

WAREHOUSE Chris Carroll, 

Adam Carroll (9:00) 

CHEER UP CHARLIES Massiver, 
Flatliner, Nite School ® 

CONTINENTAL CLUB Shoulders 
(6:30), Joe Fletcher, Whitey Morgan 
& the 78’s (10:00) O® 

CONTINENTAL CLUB GALLERY 

Kalu James, Honey Gun aka Tameca 
Jones (8:30) 

DIZZY ROOSTER Phil Luna (4:30), 
Sonny Wolf (9:00) 

DONN’S DEPOT Murphy’s Inlaws 

DOZEN STREET The MJ Show, 
Minutes the Miles, Arthur Styles ® 

EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER 
GRILLE Robert Kelly (7:00) ® 

EDGE OF TOWN SALOON & 
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ELEPHANT ROOM Jitterbug Vipers 
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FIREHOUSE LOUNGE Luke Hill & 
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FLAMINGO CANTINA Barbarians 
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FRIENDS Blues in the Night (4:00); 
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GRUENE HALL Poor J. Brown (6:00) 
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GUERO’S TACO BAR Los Flames 
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HOLE IN THE WALL John Wesley 
Coleman, Old Warhorse (9:00) ® 

HOLY MOUNTAIN The Columnist, 
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HOTEL VEGAS Those Howlings, Warm 
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THE LOST WELL Dirty Charlie, 

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MOHAWK Father Sky, Venus 
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NEWORLDELI Dan & Christy Foster 

THE NOOK Ryan Murphy (5:00), 

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ONE-2-ONE BAR Robynn Shane, 
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COTTON CLUB Can’t Hardly 
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DIZZY ROOSTER Sonny Wolf (9:00) 

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ROADHOUSE Tessy Lou & the 
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RED 7 Dear You, Heart to Heart 
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THE SAHARA LOUNGE 100 

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STAY GOLD DJ Feelin’ Groovy (10:00) 

STRANGE BREW LOUNGE 
SIDE Purgatory Players (11:00am) 
©, George Ensle (2:00); Dana Kurtz, 
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SWEETWATER BCRR Nathan & 
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THE WHITE HORSE Conjunto Los 
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Z’TEJAS Jitterbug Vipers (6:00) 
ZED’S Jeff Lofton (1:00) 


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CHEZ ZEE Rich Demarco (6:30) © 

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DIZZY ROOSTER Red Lady (9:00) 

DONN’S DEPOT Chris Gage 

DOZEN STREET Dance Party w/ 
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EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER 
GRILLE Kris Kimura (7:00) © 

ELEPHANT ROOM Jitterbug Vipers 
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EMPIRE CONTROL ROOM 

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FRIENDS Dave ScherTrio (6:30), Eric 
Tessmer (9:30) 

GRUENE HALL Bret Graham 
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THE HIGHBALL MatchMaker Band, 
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LA PALAPA Baby Dallas 
LUX James Delgado (8:00) 

MIDWAY FIELD HOUSE Antone’s 
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POODIE’S HILLTOP 

ROADHOUSE Songwriters w/ 

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RED 7 The Dead Space, Meet Your 
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SAXON PUB Brandon Hughes (6:00), 
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STRANGE BREW LOUNGE 
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THE THIRSTY NICKEL Clay 
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TRIPLE CROWN Beth Lee (6:00), 
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TROPHY CLUB Mark Chandler 
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THE WHITE HORSE Emilie Clepper 
& Okie Weiss, Jimmie Dreams, Rosie 
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B.D. RILEY’S IRISH PUB Paul 
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THE BLACKHEART Lara Hope & 
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THE THIRSTY NICKEL Paul 
Walker Trio (9:00) 

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THE WHITE HORSE Matt Downing, 
Josh Buckley, Robert Banta (10:00) 

Z’TEJAS Blue Mist (6:00) 


WEDNESDAY 2/11 


290 WEST BAR & GRILL Open 
Mic (8:45) 

ACL LIVE AT THE MOODY 
THEATER Robert Ellis, Kat 
Edmonson (6:30) O® 

AMAYA’S TACO VILLAGE Johnny 
Gonzales (6:00) 

AMPED AUSTIN Treble Soul (9:00), 
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AUSTIN BEER GARDEN 
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BAT BAR Raul Adrian Ochoa (4:00); 
Marcus Rios Duo, Red Lady (7:00) 

B.D. RILEY’S IRISH PUB Josh 
Allen (9:30) 

BEERLAND Ghostwriter, Black Irish 
Texas, J.D. Wilkes ® 

BROKEN SPOKE T. Jarrod Bonta, 
Dance Lessons, Jake Penrod (6:00) 

C-BOY’S HEART & SOUL Malford 
Milligan w/ John Gaar, Dave Sebree 
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CACTUS CAFE The Sour Bridges 
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CAROUSEL LOUNGE My Buddy 
Todd (7:00) 

CHEATHAM STREET 
WAREHOUSE Kent Finlay’s 
Songwriters Circle (11:00) 

CHEER UP CHARLIES A Tiger 
Named Lovesick, Magia Negra, Devin 
James Fry, the Dry Season 

CHUGGIN’ MONKEY Jordan 
Dewbre (5:00), Aaron Navarro (9:30) 

CONTINENTAL CLUB Gene Taylor 
(6:30), James McMurtry (12mid) 

CONTINENTAL CLUB 
GALLERY Matt Hubbard Trio; 
Trube, Farrell & Snizz (8:30) 

DIRTY DOG BAR PigWeed, 
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Ashes, New World Architects, Violent 
Vendetta, Die So Fluid, Eyes Set to 
Kill (7:00) ® 

DIZZY ROOSTER Chris Ray (5:00), 
Sean Evan & His Very Handsome 
Band (9:00) 

DONN’S DEPOT Frank & the 
Station Masters 

EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER 
GRILLE James Speer (7:00) © 

ELEPHANT ROOM Jazz Pharoahs 
(6:00), Baker’s Dozen (9:30) 

EMPIRE CONTROL ROOM Osiris, 
Bronze Whale, Jai Wolf (9:00) © 

FIREHOUSE LOUNGE Showcase 
& Open Mic (8:00) 

FLAMINGO CANTINA Mau Mau 

Chaplains (8:30) 

FRIENDS Swamp Sauce, J.T. Coldfire 
( 8 : 00 ) 

GUERO’S TACO BAR KDRP Radio 
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HOLE IN THE WALL Howdy Darrell, 
Eric Hisaw, Emilie Clepper (9:00) 

HOTEL VEGAS Mike Melendi, Caroline 
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LITTLE LONGHORN SALOON 

The Tonkers (8:00) 

LUX Calloway Ritch (8:00) 

MERCER STREET DANCEHALL 

Open Mic w/ Patrick Murphy (7:30) 

NEWORLDELI Joel McColl, David 
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ONE-2-ONE BAR Don Harvey & 

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PARISH Rose Quartz, Generationals 
(9:00) © 

POODIE’S HILLTOP 

ROADHOUSE Open Mic w/ B.B. 
Morse (8:00) © 

REALE’S PIZZA & CAFE Frankly’’ 
Singing w/ Ken Kruse (6:30) 

THE SAHARA LOUNGE Jesse Jay 
Harris, Ben Ballinger, Jordan Moser, 
the Soul Supporters, Ryan Sambol 
(7:00) O® 

SAM’S TOWN POINT Open Blues 
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SAXON PUB Walt Wilkins, Freddy & 
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STRANGE BREW LOUNGE 
SIDE Chris Gates, Ron Knuth, 
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STUBB’S Young Tongue, Knox 
Hamilton (8:00) © 

THE THIRSTY NICKEL The Goodz 
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TROPHY CLUB Mark Chandler 
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STAR COURT Chris Smith (6:00) 

THE WHITE HORSE Swing Dance 
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Z’TEJAS Randy Weeks 


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THEATER Alice Cooper (6:30) O® 
AMAYA’S TACO VILLAGE Johnny 
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AUSTIN MOOSE LODGE NO. 

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BEERLAND SoundCLASH Beat Battle 
w/ John Santoyo, Spike Wharton, Luv 
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BROKEN SPOKE Tony Harrison, 
Dance Lessons, Jesse Dayton (6:00) 

C-BOY’S HEART & SOUL Kat s 

Meow Reunion (6:30), Red Young 
Trio (10:00) 

CAROUSEL LOUNGE Jack’s 
Garage, Patty David 

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Karen Tennison (6:30) © 

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(10:00) O® 


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GALLERY Kalu James, Honey Gun 
aka Tameca Jones (8:30) 

DIZZY ROOSTER Phil Luna (4:30), 
Sonny Wolf (9:00) 

DONN’S DEPOT Murphy’s Inlaws 

DOZEN STREET The MJ Show, 
Arthur Styles 

EDDIE V’S EDGEWATER 
GRILLE Mark Goodwin (7:00) © 

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GRILL Rockin’ Stevie 

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EMPIRE CONTROL ROOM 

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FRIENDS Blues in the Night (4:00); 

Red Lady, Conquistadors (7:30) 
GRUENE HALL The Peterson 
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Therapy (6:30) 

HOLE IN THE WALL Isaac 
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Christy Hays (10:00) 

HOLY MOUNTAIN The Tontons, 

Wild Moccasins (9:00) © 

HOTEL VEGAS Chulita Vinyl Club, 
Idle De’Classe, Booher, Grape St. 
(9:00) 

LITTLE LONGHORN SALOON 

Pissant Farmers (6:00), Alvin Crow 
(9:00) 

THE NOOK Ryan Murphy (5:00), 

Clint Manning Trio (8:30) 

THE NORTH DOOR DJ Chorizo 
Funk 

ONE-2-ONE BAR Zack Bramhall, 
Lewis Cowdrey, Silo Road (7:00) ® 

PARISH Thomas Jack (9:00) © 
PLUSH 4Jackz (10:00) 

POODIE’S HILLTOP 

ROADHOUSE Wink Keziah (6:00) 
© Johnson (8:30), Huck Johnson & 
the Jack Knives (10:30) © 

RAY BENSON’S RATTLE INN 

We Are Blood Bays, Evil Olive (10:00) 

RED 7 Sigil, Call of the Void, Enabler 
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THE ROOST American Gypsy, Igor & 
the Red Elvises © 

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SAXON PUB Eightysixxed (6:00), 
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THE SCOOT INN Devils & Dust, 
Convict Hill, the Tennessee Stiffs 
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THE SKYLARK LOUNGE 

Margaret Wright (6:00), Greg Izor & 
the Box Kickers (8:00) 

STAY GOLD Stephen Bidwell’s 
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STRANGE BREW LOUNGE 
SIDE Partners in Crime, Garrett 
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SWAN DIVE Toast Party, Laney 
Wright, Rebecca Pearl, Casual 
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TRAILER SPACE RECORDS No 

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TRIPLE CROWN Aaron Stephens 
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VULCAN GAS COMPANY Go Go 

Garcia, Buck Rogers, Kid Slyce, Bird 
Peterson, Craze © 

WATERLOO RECORDS Steve 
Earle (5:00) ®© 

THE WHITE HORSE Anthony Ray 
Wright, Leo Rondeau (8:00) 
Z’TEJAS The Brew (6:00) 


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ing someone who shows up to a first date with exposed foot fungus (that would be a 
N.O.), I got you bro, but if you want me to explain why the cosmic spaghetti monster 
chose deoxyribonucleic acid to convey hereditary genetic code to all life on Earth, you 
are, as my Okie uncle used to say, sucking on a dry tit. I have not yet passed into the 
Fifth Dimension, achieved cosmic consciousness, or had an out-of-body experience 
that didn’t involve a heavy dose of ’shrooms. I have not taken Organic Chemistry or 
Calculus, and as fascinating as I find the accessible regions of those subjects to be, I 
have no intention to. The parking at UT is abominable and the closest I get to prereq¬ 
uisites for said courses are Algebra II and an Introduction to Astronomy. Yeah, some 
academic powerhouse shit. I am what 18th century philosophers would have called 
“benighted” - though they probably would have spelled it with a Y and a couple of 
superfluous E’s because nobody had spellcheck and more importantly: No one gave a 
fuck. Nonetheless, they would have been spot on. There is a monumental amount of 
shit I don’t know, and that is even with the aid of my iPhone which, I am told, is a con¬ 
duit to the assembled knowledge of the known universe - something on the order of 5 
zettabytes (that’s 5 billion terabytes or 5 sextillion bytes for all you knuckle-dragging 
idiots) of information right at my fingertips, and you know what? It still wouldn’t tell 
me “Why DNA?” Why? Because “Why DNA?” presupposes there is a why - that all 
this (DNA included) has a reason and a purpose, and though it completely boggles my 
rationalist brain to imagine that it doesn’t, I concede that possibility could exist. All I 
know (with a very loose certainty) is that there is an is - an is for which I am deeply 
grateful. Don’t get me wrong, I am not necessarily throwing my hands up on this deal, 
I just know that until we meet the robot master race in charge of our reality matrix we 
we won’t get answers to the truly big questions. All we can do is keep poking holes in 
it to see if some light shines in. 


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involve a woman that much older. 

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Joseph Samuel (1780-1806) was a British criminal who survived 
his hanging three times. First, his rope snapped and he sprained 
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LEGAL 

ABANDONED VEHICLE 
NOTICE The vehicles listed 
below are stored at PRS Vehicle 
Storage Facility at 8140 North 
Lamar Boulevard, Austin, TX. 
78753. There is no record of 
ownership in the Texas Motor 
Vehicle records for these 
vehicles. Failure of the owner 
or lien holder to pay all towing, 
impound fees, notifications and 
storage fees to reclaim the ve¬ 
hicle is a waiver by that person 
of all right, and interest in the 
vehicle and constitutes a con¬ 
sent to the sale of the vehicle 
at a public auction in 45 days. If 
you have legal interest in one of 
these vehicles call 512-582-3000 
for more information before 
the 45th day period expires. 
TDLR #0648643 VSF: 1994 Ford 
E-150 Burgundy IL-V161571 VIN 
1FDEE14N4RHA96048, 1981 
Honda XL185 DC-7A4644VIN 
JH2MD0203BK205085, 2000 
Honda Accord Gold OH-Z510255 
VIN 1HGCH5542YA044820, 

1986 Ford E-350 White 
NV-7278UZS VIN 1FDKE- 
37H9GHA35652, 2001 GMC 
Sonoma Blue WY-132513 VIN 
1GTDT13W01K171772. 

Application has been 
made with the Texas 
Alcoholic Beverage 
Commission for a 
General Distributor’s 
License/General Class 
B Wholesaler’s Permit 
by Susan Spence dba 
Spence Distributing, 
LLC, to be located at 
7500 Rialto Blvd., 
Suite 250, Austin, 
Travis, Texas. Owner 


of said LLC is Susan 
Spence. 

Application has been 
made with the Texas 
Alcoholic Beverage 
Commission for a Wine 
and Beer Retailer’s 
Permit by Maria Sis¬ 
ters Inc, dba Wok on 
Fire Restaurant, to be 
located at 9901 Brodie 
Lane, Austin, Travis 
County, Texas. Officers 
of said corporation is 
JiMyeong Lyu. 

Application has been 
made with the Texas 
Alcoholic Beverage 
Commission for a 
Winery Permit by El 
Sol, LLC d/b/a Estado 
Natural, The Winery 
located at 21301 
Kathy Lane, Spice- 
wood, Travis County, 
Texas 786(9. Manag¬ 
ers of said company 
are Bennett Sewell 
and Maria Sewell. 

CAUSE NO. C-1-PB-14-002004 

NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 
HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF SANTOS 
CONSTANCY A/K/A 
SANTOS H. CONSTANCIO, 
DECEASED 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters of Independent 
Administration with Will 


Annexed for the Estate of 
Santos Constancio a/k/a Santos 
H. Constancio, Deceased 
were issued on January 27, 

2015, in Cause Number C- 
1-PB-14-002004, pending in the 
Probate Court Number One of 
Travis County, Texas, to: 

Teofila Linda Constancio Govea 
a/k/a Tiofila Linda Constancio 
Govea 

The residence of such Indepen¬ 
dent Administrator is in Travis 
County, Texas. The address is: 
11617 Maybach Drive 
Del Valle, TX 78617 
All persons having claims 
against this Estate, which is 
currently being administered, 
are required to present them to 
Teofila Linda Constancio Govea 
a/k/a Tiofila Linda Constancio 
Govea, Independent Adminis¬ 
trator of the Estate of Santos 
Constancio a/k/a Santos H. 
Constancio, at the office of Joel 
B. Bennett, P.C., 316 W. 12th, 
Suite 101, Austin, Texas 78701. 
Dated the 27th day of January, 
2015. 

By:/S/Joel Bennett 
Attorney for Applicant 

CITATION BY PUBLICA¬ 
TION THE STATE OF TEXAS 
CAUSE NO: D-1-FM-14-001705 

TO: GERARDO BORJAS 
OLVERA A/K/A GERARDO 
BORJAS, SR., Alleged Father 
of the subject Child, Gerardo 
Borjas Bataz, and to all whom 
it may concern, Respondents; 
GREETINGS: 

YOU HAVE BEEN SUED. You 
may employ an attorney. If 
you or your attorney do not 
file a written answer with the 
clerk who issued this citation 
by 10:00 a.m. on the Monday 
next following the expiration 
of twenty days after you were 
served this citation and peti¬ 
tion, a default judgment may be 
taken against you. 

YOU ARE HEREBY COM¬ 
MANDED to appear and answer 
before the Honorable District 
Court, 126th Judicial District, 
Travis County, Texas, at the 
Courthouse of said County in 
Austin, Texas, at or before 10 
o’clock a.m. of the Monday 
next after expiration of twenty 
days from the date of service of 
this citation, then and there to 
answer the Amended Petition 
in a Suit Affecting the Parent- 
Child Relationship and Affidavit 
of the Texas Department of 
Family and Protective Services, 
Petitioner, filed in said Court on 
the 12th day of January, 2015, 
against the Alleged Father, 
GERARDO BORJAS OLVERA 
A/K/A GERARDO BORJAS, 

SR., and said suit being number 
D-1-FM-14-001705 on the docket 
of said Court, and entitled “In 
the Interest of Gerardo Borjas 
Bataz, a Child,” the nature of 
which suit is a request to ap¬ 
point Petitioner, or a competent 
adult recommended by peti¬ 
tioner, or an authorized agency 
recommended by Petitioner as 
Managing Conservator of the 
child, whose name, date and 
place of birth are as follows: 
Gerardo Borjas Bataz 
December 28,1997 
Place of Birth Mexico 
The Court has authority in this 
suit to enter any judgment or 
decree in the Child’s interest, 
which will be binding upon you, 
including the determination of 
paternity and the appointment 
of a managing conservator. 
Issued and given under my 
hand and the seal of said Court 
at Austin, Texas, this 29th day 
of January, 2015. 

VELVA L. PRICE 

Travis County District Clerk 

1000 Guadalupe, P.O. Box 1748 

Austin, TX 78767 

By/s/Charles Upshaw Deputy 

REQUESTED BY: 

JANNICE JOSEPH 
ASSISTANT DISTRICT AT¬ 
TORNEY 
P.O. BOX 1748 
AUSTIN, TEXAS 78767 
(512) 854-9662 
State Bar No. 24044182 
FOR TRAVIS COUNTY CHILD 
PROTECTIVE SERVICES 
ATTN: Denise DuBose (512) 
854-9662 


CITATION BY PUBLICA¬ 
TION THE STATE OF TEXAS 
CAUSE NO: D-1-FM-14-001927 

TO: NORMAN JOSEPH LLOYD 
MARKHAM, the Acknowledged 
Father of, Dennis James Lee 
Shavers and the Alleged Father 
of Ziggy Legend Anthony 
Shavers, and to all whom it 
may concern, Respondents; 
GREETINGS: 

YOU HAVE BEEN SUED. You 


AV311 POUND SALE 

NOTICE OF SALE OF MOTOR VEHICLES 
IMPOUNDED BY ORDER OF THE CHIEF OF 
POLICE IN ACCORDANCE WITH SECTION 
683.011 ET SEQ., TEXAS TRANSPORTATION 
CODE, REGULATING THE IMPOUNDING 
AND SALE OF ABANDONED VEHICLES BY 
DELEGATE OR PERSONALLY. 

THE PURCHASER SHALL TAKE TITLE TO 
THE MOTOR VEHICLE FREE AND CLEAR OF 
ALL LIENS AND CLAIMS OF OWNERSHIP 
AND IS ENTITLED TO REGISTER THE 
PURCHASED MOTOR VEHICLE AND 
RECIEVE A CERTIFICATE OF TITLE. 

I WILL PROCEED TO SELL AT PUBLIC 
AUCTION TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR 
CASH IN THE CITY OF AUSTIN, TRAVIS 
COUNTY, TEXAS, THE FOLLOWING 
DESCRIBED MOTOR VEHICLES WHICH 
HAVE NOT BEEN REDEEMED BY THE 
OWNERS, THEREOF TO WIT; 

MARCH 11,2015 @ 9:30 AM @ 
S0UTHSIDE WRECKER, 8200 S. 
CONGRESS, AUSTIN,TX 78745 

155003097 1996H0ND4DR BHR0432 TX 1HGCD5636TA014694 
155003100 2004 SUZI 4DR FFT6460 TX KL5VJ52L24B109499 
155003391 LAND SALTW15461A728696 

155003408 2001 VOLK 4DR NJN766 TX 3VWPD69M31M186043 
155003096 1993 FORD 2DR 1FAPP31X1PK212000 

155003396 1994 CHEV 4DR 835LSF IN 1G1BL52W1RR175230 
155003416 1993 LINC 4DR BFC1070 TX 1LNLM81W4PY777226 
145056942 1996 FRHT SEMI9D07742 CA 1FU YDZYB8TH798151 


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may employ an attorney. If 
you or your attorney do not 
file a written answer with the 
clerk who issued this citation 
by 10:00 a.m. on the Monday 
next following the expiration 
of twenty days after you were 
served this citation and peti¬ 
tion, a default judgment may be 
taken against you. 

YOU ARE HEREBY COM¬ 
MANDED to appear and answer 
before the Honorable District 
Court, 53rd Judicial District, 
Travis County, Texas, at the 
Courthouse of said County in 
Austin, Texas, at or before 10 
o’clock a.m. of the Monday 
next after expiration of twenty 
days from the date of service 
of this citation, then and there 
to answer the First Amended 
Petition in a Suit Affecting the 
Parent Child Relationship- Peti¬ 
tion and Affidavit of the Texas 
Department of Family and 
Protective Services, Petitioner, 
filed in said Court on the 7th 
day of January, 2015, against 
the Alleged Father, NORMAN 
JOSEPH LLOYD MARKHAM, 
and said suit being number D- 
1 -FM-14-001927, on the docket 
of said Court, and entitled 
“In the Interest of Guillermo 
Arnoldo Shavers-Bolanos, II, 
Dennis James Lee Shavers and 
Ziggy Legend Anthony Shavers, 
Children,” the nature of which 
suit is a request to terminate 
the parent-child relationship 
and/or name the Texas Depart¬ 
ment of Family and Protective 
Services or a suitable, compe¬ 
tent adult recommended by the 
Texas Department of Family 
and Protective Services, or an 
authorized agency recommend¬ 
ed by the Texas Department of 
Family and Protective Services 
as Managing Conservator of the 
child, whose name, date and 
place of birth are as follows: 
Dennis James Lee Shavers 
November3, 2008 
Place of Birth Portland, Mult¬ 
nomah County, Oregon 
Ziggy Legend Anthony Shavers 
June 15, 2011 

Place of Birth Portland, Mult¬ 
nomah County, Oregon 
The Court has authority in this 
suit to enter any judgment or 
decree in the Child’s interest, 
which will be binding upon you, 
including the termination of the 
parent-child relationship, the 
determination of paternity and 
the appointment of a managing 
conservator with the author¬ 
ity to consent to the Child’s 
adoption. 

Issued and given under my 
hand and the seal of said Court 
at Austin, Texas, this 29th day 
of January, 2015. 

VELVA L. PRICE 

Travis County District Clerk 

1000 Guadalupe, P.O. Box 1748 

Austin, TX 78767 

By/s/Charles Upshaw Deputy 

REQUESTED BY: 

ALICIA CROWLEY 
ASSISTANT DISTRICT AT¬ 
TORNEY 
P.O. BOX 1748 
AUSTIN, TEXAS 78767 
(512) 854-9662 
State Bar No. 24031461 
FOR TRAVIS COUNTY CHILD 
PROTECTIVE SERVICES 
ATTN: Denise DuBose (512) 
854-9662 


CITATION BY PUBLICA¬ 
TION THE STATE OF TEXAS 
CAUSE NO: D-1-FM-15-000420 
To: MARIN BARRIENTOS 
and to all who it may concern, 
Respondent(s); GREETINGS: 
YOU HAVE BEEN SUED. You 
may employ an attorney. If 
you or your attorney do not 
file a written answer with the 
clerk who issued this citation 
by 10:00 A.M. on the Monday 
next following the expiration 
of twenty days after you were 
served this citation and peti¬ 
tion, a default judgment may be 
taken against you. 

YOU ARE HEREBY COM¬ 
MANDED to appear and answer 
before the Honorable District 
Court, 53RD JUDICIAL DIS¬ 
TRICT COURT, Travis County, 
Texas, at the Courthouse of 
said County in Austin, Texas, at 
or before 10 o’clock A.M. of the 
Monday next after expiration 
of twenty days from the date of 
service of this citation, then and 
there to answer the SUIT AF¬ 
FECTING THE PARENT-CHILD 
RELATIONSHIP, TRAVIS 
COUNTY STANDING ORDER 
filed in said court on JANUARY 
22, 2015, and said suit being 
number D-1-FM-15-000420 on 
the docket of said Court, and 
entitled “IN THE INTEREST 
OF ALLEN OVIEDO-SALCEDA, 


A CHILD, and In the Interest 
of ALLEN OVIEDO-SALCEDA, 
CHILD". 

The nature of said suit is a 
request to DISSOLVE the 
marriage of the parties, appoint 
managing and possessory con¬ 
servators, and divide the estate 
of the parties in a manner that 
the court deems just and right. 
The Court has authority in this 
suit to enter any judgment or 
decree in the child’s interest 
which will be binding on you, 
including the termination of the 
parent-child relationship, the 
determination of paternity, and 
the appointment of a conserva¬ 
tor with authority to consent to 
the child’s adoption. 

Issued and given under my 
hand and the seal of said court 
at Austin, Texas, January 26, 
2015. 

Velva L. Price 

Travis County District Clerk 
Travis County Courthouse 
1000 Guadalupe, 

P.O. Box 679003 (78767) 

Austin, Texas 78701 
PREPARED BY: ALANIZ IFRAIN 
REQUESTED BY: 

JESSE CARRILLO 
1106 NUECES, SUITE 3 
AUSTIN, TX 78701 
BUSINESS PHONE: (512) 
476-4555 

FAX: (512) 477-3026 


CITATION BY PUBLICA¬ 
TION THE STATE OF TEXAS 
TO ALL PERSONS INTER¬ 
ESTED IN THE ESTATE 
OF KATHERINE AMALIA 
SCANLAN Deceased, No. 
C-1-PB-15-000138 in Probate 
Court Number One of Travis 
County, Texas. 

BARBARA LINDIG and all The 
alleged heir(s) at law in the 
above numbered and entitled 
estate, filed in Probate Court 
No. 1, Heman Marion Sweatt 
Travis County Courthouse, 

1000 Guadalupe, Austin, 

Texas, on January 22, 2015, 
an Application to Determine 
Heirship and Appointment of 
Independent Administrator in 
the said estate and request(s) 
that said Court determine who 
are the heirs and only heirs of 
the said KATHERINE AMALIA 
SCANLAN, Deceased, and their 
respective shares and interests 
in such estate. 

Said application will be heard 
and acted on by said Court 
at 10:00 o’clock a.m. on the 
first Monday next after the 
expiration of ten days from date 
of publication of this citation, 
at the County Courthouse in 
Travis County, Texas. 

All persons interested in said 
estate are hereby cited to 
appear before said Honorable 
Court at said above mentioned 
time and place by filing a 
written answer contesting such 
application should they desire 
to do so. 

If this citation is not served 
within 90 days after date of its 
issuance, it shall be returned 
un served. 

GIVEN UNDER MY HAND AND 
THE SEAL OF SAID COURT at 
office in Travis County, Texas, 
on January 22, 2015. 

Dana DeBeauvoir 
County Clerk, 

Travis County, Texas 
P.O. BOX 149325 
AUSTIN, TEXAS 78714-9325 
By Deputy:/s/O. RUIZ 


NO. C-1-PB-14-002185 IN THE 
ESTATE OF ELIZABETH L. 
TURNER, DECEASED 
IN PROBATE COURT NO. 
ONE 

TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXAS 
NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original letters testamentary for 
the Estate of Elizabeth L. Turner 
were issued on the 8th day of 
January, 2015, in the proceed¬ 
ing indicated above, which 
is still pending. All persons 
having claims against the 
Estate being administered are 
required to present the same 
within the time prescribed by 
law. Address claims to: 

Estate of Elizabeth L. Turner 
Karen Luvinia Turner Harlan, 
nka Karen L. Turner Indepen¬ 
dent Executor 
c/o Franklin L. Tuttle, Jr. 

Naman, Howell, Smith & Lee, 
PLLC 

8310 Capital of Texas Highway, 

N. Suite 490 

Austin, Texas 78731 

Dated the 27th day of January, 

2015. 

By: NAMAN, HOWELL, SMITH 
& LEE, P.L.L.C. 

Franklin L. Tuttle, Jr. 

8310 Capital of Texas Highway 


North 
Suite 490 

Austin, Texas 78731 
Attorney for Independent 
Executor Karen Luvinia Turner 
Harlan, nka Karen L. Turner 


NOTICE ON DECEMBER 17, 
2014 THE CITY COUNCIL OF 
THE CITY OF SUNSET VALLEY 
PASSED ORDINANCE NO. 
141217-C AMENDING THE 
CODE OF ORDINANCES 
CHAPTER 94 ANIMALS; ADD¬ 
ING DEFINITIONS; AMENDING 
PROVISIONS FOR KEEPING 
ANIMALS IN MOTOR VE¬ 
HICLES; AMENDING PROHIBI¬ 
TION FOR FEEDING DEER AND 
OTHER WILDLIFE; AMENDING 
ANIMAL NUISANCE REGULA¬ 
TIONS: AMENDING DOG AND 
CAT REGISTRATION: ADDING 
REQUIREMENTS FOR RE- 
TRAINT OF DOGS; PROVIDING 
PENALTIES ; AND PROVIDING 
FOR SEVERABILITY AND AN 
EFFECTIVE DATE. 


NOTICE OF ABANDONED 
VEHICLE FINAL NOTICE The 
following vehicle(s) will be sold 
at public auction if not claimed 
within 30 days of this notice. 

1.) 2002 Ford FI 50 
Stock: B412186 
LP: 806DYM (OK) 

Vin: 1FTRX17W62KA86845 
Towed From: 5600 N IH 35 
A&A Wrecker and Recovery, 
LLC. 

2963 Manor Rd. 

Austin, TX 78722 
PH:512-670-7578 
Fax:512-479-7578 


NOTICE OF ABANDONED 
VEHICLES Attention the 
following vehicle(s) will be sold 
at public auction if not claimed 
within 45 days. [FIRST NOTICE] 
1.) 1997 Mazda/626 
Stock: B501118 
LP: 2601192 (NH) 

Vin: 1YVGE22C1V5672012 
Towed From: 2700 Gracie 
Farms Lane 

A&A Wrecker and Recovery, 
LLC. 

2963 Manor Rd. 

Austin, TX 78722 
PH:512-670-7578 
Fax:512-479-7578 


NOTICE OF ABANDONED 
VEHICLES PURSUANT 
OF TEXAS ABANDONED 
MOTOR VEHICLE ACT, THE 
FOLLOWING WILL BE SOLD 
AT PUBLIC SALE UNLESS 
CHARGES ARE SATISFIED 
WITHIN 30 DAYS. 

GARAGE KEEPER: SOUTHSIDE 
WRECKER,0615801 VSF, 8200 
S CONGRESS , AUSTIN, TX. 
78745. (512)441-7094. 

2008 SUZUKI MC 
JSTRJ41C982100050 $1040.00 
1970 VW BUG 6381068 $350.00 
1970 VW BUG 1102885579 
$350.00 

2001 HONDA 1HGC- 
G56411A047308 $780.00 


NOTICE OF NEW TRAFFIC 
REGULATION Notice is hereby 
given that Travis County, Texas, 
proposes the approval of the 
following traffic regulation: 
PARKING PROHIBITION ON 
AGUA VISTA IN PRECINCT 
THREE. 

Any resident of Travis County, 
Texas, aggrieved by this pro¬ 
posal action may make written 
request for a mandatory public 
hearing. 

Such request must be ad¬ 
dressed to the Transportation 
and Natural Resources Depart¬ 
ment, Travis County, Texas, 
78767, and must be received 
within seven (7) days of this 
notice. 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUC¬ 
TION In accordance with the 
provisions of State Law, there 
being due and unpaid charges 
for which the undersigned is 
entitled to satisfy an owner 
and/or manager’s lien of the 
goods hereinafter described 
and stored at the Uncle Bob’s 
Self Storage location(s) listed 
below. 

And, due notice having been 
given, to the owner of said 
property and all parties known 
to claim an interest therein, and 
the time specified in such no¬ 
tice for payment of such having 
expired, the goods will be sold 
at public auction at the below 
stated location(s) to the highest 
bidder for cash or otherwise 
disposed of on February 17th, 
2015 at 9:00AM starting at the 
South AW Grimes #276 loca¬ 
tion, immediately thereafter, 
auction proceeds to the next 
listed location. 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #276 


2830 South A.W. Grimes 
Boulevard, Round Rock, TX 
78664 

512-310-0279 

Gravitt’s Plumbing/James R. 
Gravitt - Tools/Applnces, Off 
Furn/Mach/Equip, Pipeing; 
Aquita Gray - Hsld Gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stero Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces; 

Fleshia Fraizer - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
TV/Stero Equip, Boxes; 

Karen Wible - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
TV/Stero Equip; 

Marilyn Ellis - Hsld Gds/Furn; 
Shana Thomas - Hsld Gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stero Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Boxes; 

Rachel Villanueva - Hsld Gds/ 
Furn, TV/Stero Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Off Furn/Mach/ 

Equip, Lndscpng/Cnstrctn 
Equip, Acctng Rcrds/Sales 
Sampls, Boxes, Sprtng Gds, 

Tile Wet Saw; 

John Ford - Hsld Gds/Furn; 
Brenda Molinar - Hsld Gds/ 
Furn, TV/Stero Equip, Tools/Ap¬ 
plnces, Boxes, Sprtng Gds; 
Alicia Davis - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
Boxes; 

Stephanie Seabolt - Hsld Gds/ 
Furn, Tools/Applnces; 

Eva De La Torre - Hsld Gds/ 
Furn, Boxes; 

Laura Daily - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
TV/Stero Equip; 

Justin Beltran - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
Tools/Applnces, Boxes; 

Justin Hansen - Hsld Gds/Furn, 
Tools/Applnces; 

Deon Moore - Hsld Gds/Furn; 
Louella Alvarez - Hsld Gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stero Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces; 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #430 
2101 Double Creek Dr, Round 
Rock, TX 78664 
512-733-1203 

Matt Clucas - Hsld gds/Furn; 
TV/Stereo Equip; Tools/Ap¬ 
plnces; Off Furn/Mach/Equip. 
James A. Trott - Hsld gds/Furn; 
TV/Stereo Equip; Lndscpng/ 
Cnstructn equip.; Boxes. 
Wendell W. Mayes III - Hsld 
gds./Furn; Boxes. 

Tara Saleman - Hsld gds/ 

Furn; TV/Stereo equip; Tools/ 
Applnces. 

Samuel Andrada - Hsld gds/ 
Furn; TV/Stereo equip; Boxes 
Bernice Xac - Hsld gds/Furn; 
TV/Stereo equip; Tools/Ap¬ 
plnces; Boxes. 

Erik Soto - Hsld gds/Furn; TV/ 
Stereo equip; Tools/Applnces. 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #446 
1515 North AW Grimes, Round 
Rock, TX 78665 
512-310-2224 

Jack Jerome Twaddell- Hsld 
gds/Furn 

Janet Varela- Hsld gds/Furn 
Baldomero Ortega- Hsld gds/ 
Furn 

Shawn Davis- Hsld gds/Furn, 

TV/Stereo Equip 

Misty Hines- Hsld gds/Furn 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #392 
550 S. IH-35, Round Rock, 

TX 78681 
512-238-6648 

Roberto Martinez- Hsld gds/ 
Furn, Boxes 

Andrea Gipson- Hsld gds/Furn, 
Boxes of Books 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #382 
309 S. Bell Blvd, Cedar Park, 
TX 78613 
512-336-2463 

Kimberly Bansc- Hsld gds/Furn, 
TV/Stereo Equip 
Michelle Slater- Hsld gds/ 

Furn, Boxes 

Kathryn Warner- Hsld gds/ 

Furn, Boxes 

Arlette Williams- Hsld gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Off Furn/Mach/ 

Equip, Acctng rcrds/Sales 
Sampls, Boxes 

Aracelis D. Gray- Hsld gds/Furn, 
Boxes, Sprtng gds, Acctng 
rcrds/Sales Sampls, 

Brad Boyer- Hsld gds/Furn 
Naomi Claggett- Hsld gds/Furn, 
TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/Ap¬ 
plnces, Off Furn/Mach/Equip, 
Lndscpng/Cnstrctn equip, 
Acctng rcrds/Sales Sampls 
Uncle Bobs Self Storage #197 
5547 McNeil Dr. Austin, TX 
78729 

512-336-8390 

Angela Armendariz - Hsld gds/ 
Furn, Other: Clothes 
Jonathan Zamora - Hsld gds 
Kim Temple - Hsld gds/Furn, 
TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/Ap¬ 
plnces, Off Furn/Mach/Equip, 
Lndscpng/Cnstrctn equip, 
Acctng rcrds/Sales Sampls, 
Sprtng gds, Other: Boxes 
Dale Thomas - Hsld gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Acctng rcrds/Sales 
Sampls, Other: Clothes 
Ian Linsey - Hsld gds/Furn, 
Other: Boxes 

Christonna Scarbrough - Hsld 
gds/ Furn, Tools/Applnces 





















Megan Chambless - Hsld gds/ 
Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Off Furn/ Mach/ 
Equip 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #390 
12835 Pond Springs Rd, 
Austin, TX 78729 
512-250-5152 

Cheri Lane- Hsld gds/Furn 
Kim Lilly- Hsld gds/Furn 
Stephen Rutherford- Hsld 
gds/Furn 

Richard Eibell- Household, 
Office, Misc., Sport Equip 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #198 
10307 FM 2222, Austin, TX 
78730 

512-372-9046 

Fernando Pavon- hsld gds/furn, 
tv/stereo equip 

Clay Jackson- hsld gds/furn, tv/ 
stereo equip, tools/applnces, 
off furn/mach/equip, boxes, 
sprtng gds 

Jack Campbell- hsld gds/furn 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUC¬ 
TION In accordance with the 
provisions of State Law, there 
being due and unpaid charges 
for which the undersigned is 
entitled to satisfy an owner 
and/or manager’s lien of the 
goods hereinafter described 
and stored at the Uncle Bob’s 
Self Storage location(s) listed 
below. 

And, due notice having been 
given, to the owner of said 
property and all parties known 
to claim an interest therein, and 
the time specified in such no¬ 
tice for payment of such having 
expired, the goods will be sold 
at public auction at the below 
stated location(s) to the highest 
bidder for cash or otherwise 
disposed of on February 18th, 
2015 at 9:00AM starting at the 
North Lamar #231 location, 
immediately thereafter, auction 
proceeds to the next listed 
location. 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #231 
8227 N. Lamar Blvd, Austin, 

TX 78753 
512-833-0855 

Timothy Coe- Hsld gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Acct Records/Sales 
Samples, Boxes 
Jennifer McWright- Hsld gds/ 
Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Office 
Furn/Machines/Equip, Boxes 
Daniel Thompson- Hsld gds/ 
Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces 

Mcneil Smith- Hsld gds/Furn, 
Tools/Applnces 
The Party Cat- Office Furn/ 
Machines/Equip, boxes 

Uncle Bobs Self Storage #285 
9717 US Hwy 290E, Austin, 

TX 78724 
512-278-1220 

Catherine C Lovelady- hsld 
gds/furn 

Lorinda Estes- hsld gds/furn, tv/ 
stereo equip, acctng rcrds/sales 
sampls, boxes 

Uncle Bob’s Self Storage 
#287 

6509 S. 1st St. Austin, TX 
78745 

512-326-3131 

Felicia Francis-Hsld gds, furn 
Sofia Contreras-Hsld gds, furn, 
TV/Stereo Equip,Off furn 
Crystal S Cebrian-Hsld gds, 
furn 

Johnny R Aldaco-Hsld gds, furn 

Uncle Bob’s Self Storage 
#445 

9706 Manchaca Rd. Austin, 

TX 78748 
512-291-1037 

Judy B Robinett- Hsld gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces 

Jeff Holy-Hsld gds/Furn 

Cynthia Colon-Hsld gds/Furn, 

Tools/Applnces 

Melanie Morris-Hsld gds/Furn, 

Tools/Applnces, Acctng rcrds/ 

Sales Sampls 

Katherine Cupps-Hsld gds/ 

Furn, TV/Stereo Equip, Tools/ 
Applnces, Lndscpng/Cnstrctn 
Equip 

Amy Galvan-Hsld gds/Furn, 

Tools/Applnces 

Sergio Garcia-Hsld gds/Furn 

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUC¬ 
TION Pursuant to Chapter 59 of 
the Texas Property code, Wells 
Branch Self Storage located 
at 1763 Wells Branch Pkwy., 
Austin, Texas 78728 will be at 
3:00PM on 2/16/15. Property 
will be sold to highest bidder. 
Seller reserves the right not to 
accept any bid and to withdraw 
any property from sale. Prop¬ 
erty from each unit will be sold 
by space only. Property being 
sold includes contents in the 
following units; 

B105-BNI L. Sanders, C636-Alvin 
J. Toliver, Jr., D618-Cheryl A. 
Ruiz, D615-Daniel Ramirez- 
Leon, D418-Joseph E. Brown. 


Contents; General household 
furniture and items, Tools, 
Lawn Tools, 

Lots of Boxes. 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PS 

Orangeco, Inc., hereby gives 
notice that the property gener¬ 
ally described below is being 
sold to satisfy a Landlord’s 
Lien pursuant to Chapter 59 
of the Texas Property Code, 
at the date and time indicated 
below, and on the following 
terms: All property will be sold 
at public sale to the highest 
bidder for cash or credit cards, 
NO CHECKS, with payment 
to be made at the time of the 
sale. Seller reserves the right to 
refuse any bid and to withdraw 
any item or items from the sale. 
The property stored therein may 
include, but are not limited to 
general household items, appli¬ 
ances, boxes, bags, totes, tools, 
bedding, clothing, electronics, 
toys, books, files, furniture and 
miscellaneous items. 

The property will be sold on 
the 25th of February 2015, on 
or about the time indicated 
at each self-storage facility 
identified below. No Children 
Please. No Smoking Please. 
Wednesday, February 25th, 
2015. 

9:30 a.m. Public Storage @ 
9814 Westgate Blvd, Austin, 
TX 78748 

0068 - Gappa, Bailey 
0103 - Arriaga, Gilberto 
0108 - Wilmoth, Tyler 
0184 - Wharton, Anita 
0207 - Martinez, Lee J 
0213 - Sams, Lauren 
0229 -PORTER, DAVID 
0245 - Tourville, Theresa 
0271 - Mendoza, Candice 
0312 - Margis, Christopher 
0350 - Thurston, Cheryl 
0412 - Robertson, John 
0466 - Williams, Ross 
0487 - Rodriguez, Ernest 
0504 - Jensen, Sunshine 
0597 - Mick, Douglas 
10:00 a.m. Public Storage 
@ 7200 S 1st Street. Austin, 

TX 78745 

C085 - labus, darlene 

D097 - Butterly, Kate 

D109 - Ridley, Frances 

D127 - Washington, Cheryl 

El 46 - Natt, Troy 

F175 - Horne, Linda 

G212- HALL, DONALD 

1236 - Haros, Elizabeth 

1240 - Sanchez, Jesus 

J002 - Johnson, Yulanda 

K313 - Rangel, David 

L334 - Reyes, Erasmo 

L340 - Arroyo, Abel 

M381 - Barreto, Jose 

M399 - Brown, Yvette 

N425 - Friar, Michael 

0446 - McDonald, Timothy 

0454 - Leyendecker, Isaac 

Q498 - Cooper, Kelsie 

R542 - Moreno, Valerie 

T593 - Edwards, Cassandra 

U615 - Kneuper, William 

U616 - nasreddine, Abir 

U622 - Alleyne, Tricia 

U661 - Brown, Robert 

U665 - cannon, Laura 

U668 - Campos, Christine 

V692 - Horton, Ralph 

V741 - Gonzalez, Linda 

W786 - Alfaro, Lisbeth 

W805 - Arias, Don 

W812- Riddle, James 

10:30 a.m. Public Storage @ 

7112 South Congress, Austin, 

TX 78745 

A8 - EMCA 

B27 - Clark, Russell 

B37 - Ramirez, Minerva 

B38 - Messenger, Kassandra 

B39 - Gorbet, Miriam 

B40 - Nichols, Lori Ann 

B8 - Carter, Theresa 

Cl 2 - Thomas, Yvette 

C2 - Mason, Tamica 

C23 - King, Naomi 

C8 - Brown, Keith 

D1 - Ortiz, Alfred 

D30 - Alaniz, Leticia 

D35 - Lelii, Patrick 

D9 - Lassiter, Jeffery 

E10 - Ramos, Rudolfo 

E26 - robinson, steven 

E39 - Do, Tai 

F21 - STEWART, TIERRA 

F32 - Argueta, Elder 

F35 - Anchondo, Francisco 

F41 - Sanchez, Shastell 

F5 - Lemus, Duvina 

G3 - Moorman, William 

G33 - Holley, Kody 

G41 - Olivo, Isabel 

HI 3 - Romo, Rosemary 

J63 - Crocker, Glee 2006 Toyota 

Scion xA, Last 4 of Vin: 2186 

K2 - Ramirez, Richard 

K41 - Rivera, Liza 

K49 - Houchin, Johnny 

K64 - Luera, Mark 

L20 - Rosales, Katherine 

L25 - Beasley, Donna 

L32 - Mullins, Jessica 

M50 - Sokolo, Andre 

M70 - Alvarado, John 


M83 - Kinslow, Tiffany 

11:00 a.m. Public Storage @ 
4202 Santiago, Austin, TX 
78745 

101 - Barrera, Justin 

105 - Hernandez, Danny 

118- Inukihaangana, Richard 

151 - Carr, Joshua 

156 - Gamez-Chapa, Danielle 

165 - Kollars, Ashley 

188 - Delacruz, Lisa 

190 - Hardaway, Charles 

216 - Mason, Aaron 

319 - Gray, Alan 

344 - Goodman, De Anna 

358 - Sampson, Sidney 

379 - Morones, Ramon 

391 - Lewis, Brooks 

397 - Dahlquist, Abby 

406 - Cantu, Ernestina 

414 - Styles, Daniel 

422 - Wilson, Daniel 

433 - Clark, James 

549 - Mellen, Rachel 

607 - Ward, Brandon J 

614 - Sorrells, Ora 

620 - Dominguez, Olivia 

622 - Aleman, Felix Lee 

627 - Bass, Craig 

635 - Anderson, Dana 

682 - Amado, Dina 

705 - Egan, Michael J. 

757 - Huddleston, Jay 
774 - rink, rachel 
11:30 a.m. Public Storage 
@ 2301 E Ben White, Austin, 
TX 78741 

1015 - Walker, Jocelyn 
1037 - Chavez, Tiffany 
1070 - Guzman, Yvette 
2014 - Cox, Lynn 
2029 - Sustaita, Marcos 
2075 - Bracey, Timisha 
2109 - Morsy, Louie 
2123 - Barnhart, Priscilla 
2137 - Rodriguez, Esmeralda 
2144 - Hennessy, James 
2200 - Gray, Matt 
3046 - Mendoza, Linda Antonia 
3116-Hart, Kelsey L 
3131 - James, Myrl 
3140 - Thompson, Kara 
3202 - Thompson, Aaron 
3204 - Vasquez, Raymond 
12:00 p.m. Public Storage 
@ 5016 E Ben White, Austin, 
TX 78741 

B016 - Martinez, Vicerose 
C010 - Yanez, Lucio 
C020 - Jones, Tony 
C041 - Frescas, Abraham 
C053 - Morales, Cynthia 
C056 - Deary, James 
C062 - Osby, Willia 
C065 - mcbroom, Timothy 
C071 - Spates, Fannie 
C073 -Wright, Kathryn 
C077 - Delagarza, Joann 
Cl08 - Villegas, Adrian 
Cl 12 - Kelly, Aaron 
Cl 16 - TRI Recylcing 
Cl30 - Hernandez, Arturo 
Cl 56 - Mckoy, Angela 
Cl70 - Zaragoza, Adrian 
C173 - Ledesma, Toby 
C190 - Hernandez, Sean 
C224 - Morgan, Carl Edward Jr. 
C231 - Daniel, Flynn 
C243 - Torres, Tanya 
C246 - Sandoval, Christopher 
C278 - Aleman, Cheryl 
C280 - McDowell, Jessica 
C335 - Glasco, Tanya 
D003 - Maldonado, Matias 
D004 - Rivera, Angelica 
D013 - Hurtado, Alex 
E018 - Rivers, Tommie 
12:30 p.m. Public Storage @ 
2121 S IH 35, Austin, TX 78741 
1022 - Richeson, Scott 
1025 - Sutherland, Karen 
1093 - Farrell, Jayne 
2073 - Scott, Bertha 
3043 - Reither, Martha 
3095 - Air Quality Solutions 
3102 - Castro, Julie 
3121 - AIR QUALITY SOLU¬ 
TIONS 

4099 - Aguilar, Cristina 
4106 - Buentello, Brandon 
4116 - Davila, Asdrubai 
4157 - Mitchell, Robert 

1:00 p.m. Public Storage @ 
5220 W Highway 290, Austin, 
TX 78735 

1000 - Garber, Amanda 
1502 - Benton, Miranda 
2148 - Mayberry, Keneisha 
3038 - Finks, Mae 
3126 - Bazan, Carlos 
3200 - Torres, E.David 
4252 - Clark, Bob 
4270 - Silva, Peter 

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PS 

Orangeco, Inc., hereby gives 
notice that the property gener¬ 
ally described below is being 
sold to satisfy a Landlord’s 
Lien pursuant to Chapter 59 
of the Texas Property Code, 
at the date and time indicated 
below, and on the following 
terms: All property will be sold 
at public sale to the highest 
bidder for cash or credit cards, 
NO CHECKS, with payment 
to be made at the time of the 
sale. Seller reserves the right to 
refuse any bid and to withdraw 
any item or items from the sale. 
The property stored therein may 


include, but are not limited to 
general household items, appli¬ 
ances, boxes, bags, totes, tools, 
bedding, clothing, electronics, 
toys, books, files, furniture and 
miscellaneous items. 

The property will be sold on the 
24th of February, on or about 
the time indicated at each 
self-storage facility identified 
below. No Children Please. 

No Smoking Please. 

Tuesday, February 24, 2015 
9:30 a.m. Public Storage @ 
1033 E. 41st Street, Austin, 

TX 78751 

1055 - Michael, Daniel 
2083 - Miller, Lanier 
2086 - French, John 
3001 - Henrichsen, Travis 
3074 - French, Miles 

3092 - Carr, Keith 

4039 - Rios, Christopher 

4080 - Denoie, Roland 

4171 - Toliver, Tee 

5013 - Taylor-Simpkins, Belinda 

5110 - Hanson, Sue C. 

5171 - Simpkins, Johnny 
10:30 a.m. Public Storage 
@ 937 Reinli Street, Austin, 
TX 78751 

133 - Almaraz, Christopher 
143 - Sparks, Holly 
154 - Serrano, Michelle 
162 - Salley, Alisia 
235 - Cardenas, Sebastian 
239 - Webster, Cherry 
318 - Case, Christopher 
333 - Sergile, Daniel 
355 - Hollins, Jeffery 
366 - Crowell, Charlie 
378 - Sorrells, Demetria 
424 - Martinez, Adelaido 

481 - Wise, Kristal 

482 - Wiggins, Celini 
492 - Barton, Maggie 
528 - Dunham, Paul 
531 - Hernandez, Cesar 
717 - Phelps, Charles 

719 - Sinegal, Donnecia 

720 - dickson, cody 
777 - Hardin, Anita 
783 - Hood, Tasie 

785 - Martinez, Fernando 
805 - wright, ammie 
912 - Deleon, Matthew 
932 - Duvisien, Cynthia 
11:30 a.m. Public Storage @ 
8101 N. Lamar Blvd., Austin, 
TX 78753 

1092 - Horsley, Leldon 

1113 - Dunn, David 

1155 - Deary-Cornel I, Christian 

1204 - Lopez, Gloria Ann 

1307 - Speed, Jessica 

1404 - Allsup, Wayne 

1413 - Murphy, Kevin 

142 - Greenwood, Stephanie 

2101 - Hitch, Daniel 

3013 - Sledge, Shira 

3042 - williams, nakisha 

3093 - McCarthy, Marilyn 
3139 - Miller, Amanda 
413 - Burris, Byron 

454-SCOTT, KAREN I DA 

593 - Ortega, Shirley 

594 - Anderson, My Tesha 
623 - Bowser, Marie 
N1203 - Contero, Audri 
N1284 - Galan, Lindsey 
N1387 - Philpr, Robert 
N2206 - gotcher, lesley 
N2371 - Mojica, Armando 
N2408 - Feiler, Anna 
N2425 - Parrick, David 
N3454- Burr, Brent 
N3508 - Smith, Don 

S1101 - Slavick, Jay 
12:30 p.m. Public Storage @ 
8525 N. Lamar Blvd., Austin, 
TX 78753 

A062 - Mansion, Dawanna 

A064 - Newton, Lana Gail 

A071 - Zoch, Dana 

B006 - Mcbride, Michelle 

B058 - Luna, Mary 

C013 - Cosby, Jason 

C016 - Bunton, May 

C059 - Carrillo, Israel 

C073 - Slavick, Jay 

D018 - Riley, Penny 

E005 - wruck, jennifer 

F004 - Kappler, Monica Sanchez 

F016 - Hose, Kierra 

G014 - Sumler, Valarie 

H029 - Maldonado, Andres 

H044 - JENKINS, GAYNAYLE 

1:30 p.m. Public Storage @ 

8128 N. Lamar Blvd., Austin, 

TX 78753 

C003 - Plunkett, Ryan 
C017 - Carter, Danielle 
C036 - Light, James 
C057 - Satterfield, Kerry 
D036 - LEE, JONATHAN 
D040 - Archie, Lafayette 
E030 - Dupree, Kevin 
E122 - law, William earl 
F002 - Johnson, Keri 
F031 - Harris, Rosemary 
G005 - Whiteknight, Jennifer 
G015 - Shannon, Michael 
Wayne 

2:30 p.m. Public Storage @ 
1213 W. 6th Street, Austin, 

TX 78703 

2082 - Stephens, Molly 
5057 - Rudy, Amy 

2:45 p.m. Public Storage @ 
1321 W. 5th Street, Austin, 

TX 78703 

A236 - Oldham, Taylor 


3:00 p.m. Public Storage @ 
6726 Bee Cave Rd., Austin, 
TX 78746 

8202 -TEJAS SECURITIES 
GROUP 

3:15 p.m. Public Storage @ 
3911 RR 620 S., Bee Cave, 
TX 78738 

1211 - Moore, Jeff 
2249 - Harbour, Sarah 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PS 

Orangeco, Inc., hereby gives 
notice that the property gener¬ 
ally described below is being 
sold to satisfy a Landlord’s 
Lien pursuant to Chapter 59 
of the Texas Property Code, 
at the date and time indicated 
below, and on the following 
terms: All property will be sold 
at public sale to the highest 
bidder for cash or credit cards, 
NO CHECKS, with payment 
to be made at the time of the 
sale. Seller reserves the right to 
refuse any bid and to withdraw 
any item or items from the sale. 
The property stored therein may 
include, but are not limited to 
general household items, appli¬ 
ances, boxes, bags, totes, tools, 
bedding, clothing, electronics, 
toys, books, files, furniture and 
miscellaneous items. 

The property will be sold on 
the 26th of February 2015, on 
or about the time indicated 
at each self-storage facility 
identified below. No Children 
Please. 

Thursday Feb 26, 2015 
23709 -9:30 A.M. Public Stor¬ 
age© 9205 Research Blvd. 
Austin, TX 78758 

A072 - Knesek, Robert 
A227 - McAda, Kody 
B014 - Cronin, Brett 
B015 - Truesdale li, Kenneth 
B021 - Moorehouse, Percy 
B051 - Wallace, Christopher 
B078 - Jones, Rhonda 
C117-A - King, Ricky 
D013 - Waites, Shawn 
D058 - Ramirez-Leon, Daniel 
D069 - Castro, Victoria 
D070 - Castro, Victoria 
D108 - Smith, Russell 
D112 - Summerson, Michelle 
E045 - Lopez, Daniel 
El 05 - Anderson, Matthew 
28224- 10 A.M. Public 
Storage@ 12318 N. Mopac 
Expressway Austin, TX 78758 
A004 - Curless, Judith 
A008 - Dickmann, Shawn 
A030 - Hernandez, Jose 
A094 - PADDOCK, MICHELLE 
B132- Hill, Tracy 
B216-POWELL, STELLA 
B265 - Fresenius Medical Care 
C292 - Warren, Hope 
C317 - Germer, Gary 
C420 - Hackler, Dennis 
D536 - Williams, John 
D551 - Ellis, Jason 
D654-BURNS, BRIAN 
20199-10:30 A.M. Public 
Storage@ 10931 Research 
Blvd. Austin, TX 78759 
2021 - Yaros, Stewart 
2027 - Berry, Opal 
2305 - Berry, Opal 
3001 - Kelly, Kizma 
4040 - abbott, Chris 
4066-White, Niles 
4108 - Blankenship, Emerease 
4201 - Barton, Alicia 
4206 - Ammar, Malik 
F015 - Feller, Gene 
07002 - 11 A.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 12915 Research Blvd. 
Austin, TX 78750 
3081 - Crane, Joseph 
5040 - jameson, ervin 
A005 - Taylor, Ann 
08428-11:30 A.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 13675 N US HWY 183 
Austin, TX 78750 
0223 - Hickman, Roxanne - 
Brown Mercedes 280c 
Vin# 11407312100615 Sold as 
is / parts 

0223 - Hickman, Roxanne 
0225 - Lippiatt, Charles 
0234 - Daniels, Christy 
1116 - Thomas, Kathryn 
1209 - Linhardt, Linda 
2103 - Williams, Justin 
4021 - Novela, Alejandro 
4028 - Briscoe, Sean 
4121 - Williams, Deshawn 
4170 - Hart, Jennifer 
4198 - Fruster, Linda 
5203 - Taraba, Crystal 
25790-12 P.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 9420 Spectrum Dr. 
Austin, TX 78717 
1147 - Neeley, Erin 
3117 - Rodriguez, Mercides 
3192 - Stajduhar, Evan 
08415 - 12:30 P.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 1517 Round Rock Ave. 
Round Rock, TX 78681 

1119 - Simms, Sterling 

1120 - Nansi, Coretta 
1126 - Reyes, Rojelio 
1133 - Ruiz, Jennifer 
1159-Silva, Evarie 
1168 - Nelson, Lisa 

2105 - Rico Sanchez, Carla A 
2137 - garcia, rudy 


4105 - Thompson, Keisha 
4107 - Roberson, Amber 
4123 - Cruz, David 
5105 - Mangan, Wendy 
5111 - Jeter, Lauralyn 
6117 - Miller, Yolanda 
7105 - Shellenberger, Thomas 
7120 - Henry, Michael 
8118 - Thornton, Johnathon 
8157 - Saldivar, Juan 
9115 - Mcphail, Donald 
21607 - 1 P.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 10100 North I-H35 
Austin, TX 78753 
A013 - Davis, Bona 
A014 - Hendee, Colin 
B042 - DeLeon, Ernestine 
B065 - Morgan, Gail 
B097 - Henson, Teasia 
B130 - Delgado, Mary 
C001 - Hill, Yvette 
C029 - Thorn, Shelby 
C040 - Naranjo, Jaime 
C061 - Me Clain, Sophia 
C065 - Fusilier, Joseph 
C072 - Redd, Joe 
C079 - Stephens, Amber 
C100 - Spencer, Shanee 
D003 - Pichardo, Jose 
D025 - Taylor, Mariko 
D040 - Watson, Chivas 
D077 - Oneal, Leslie 
E023 - KLING, KAREN 
E046 - Lawrence, Marilyn 
E067 - Debarro, Joanne 
F013-ROBINSON, G 
08451 - 1:30 P.M. Public Stor¬ 
age® 10001 N. I-H 35 Austin, 
TX 78753 

1059 - Fowler, Donovan 

2005 - Mucino-Perez, Angel 

2006 - Gordon, Darold 
2012 - Wallace, Kenetra 
2090 - Lozano, Roger 
3023 - Mays, Cynthia 
3028 - LIBBY, BETHANY 
3034 - Coleman, Tammi 
3061 - Quinton, Alvin James 
3075 - Garcia, Oscar 

4006 - Lopez, Jose 
5037 - Sprat ley, Cory 
6010 - Hernandez, Rubenia G 
6023 - mcglothern, jessica 
7021 - Baker, Warren 
8025 - Sandoval, Bryan 
8029 - Johnson, Ronda 
8053 - Deova-Arce, Jesus 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE 

Pursuant to Ch 59 of the Texas 
Probate Code, South Congress 
Storage located at 8008 S. 
Congress Ave., Austin, TX 78745 
will hold a public auction of 
property being sold to satisfy 
a landlord lien. Auction will 
take place on February 19th, 
2015 at 10:00 am. Property will 
be sold to the highest bidder 
for cash, Visa, MasterCard, or 
Discover. Refundable $50 cash 
only clean-out deposit per unit. 
Property includes household 
items from the following 
tenants: Desiree Davis; Mario 
Lopez-W/D, TV; Mayrena R. 
Moreno-lawn equip; Ace Auc¬ 
tion Company, (512) 219-0209, 

S. Fullenwilder #17099, www. 
aceauctioncompany.com 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE 

Self-storage Cube contents 
of the following customers 
containing household and other 
goods will be sold for cash by 
CubeSmart 646 W Front St, 
Hutto, TX 78634 to satisfy a lien 
on February 20, 2015 at approx. 
12:00PM (Noon) at: Jessica D. 
Campos, Sergio Keyna, Sonya 
Williams, Gloria M. Najjar, 

Christ Street Baptist Church. 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE 

to be held at AusTex Towing 
200 Farley Drive, Austin, TX 
78753 on 2/3/15 at 9am. 1992 
Cadillac 1G6CD53B6N4276715 
DBM7637, amongst others, will 
be included in this auction. 
Please call (512) 836-7443 for 
more info. 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE 
OF PERSONAL PROPERTY 

Extra Space Storage, pursuant 
to Chapter 59 of the Texas Prop¬ 
erty Code (Chapter 576 of the 
68th Legislature), will conduct 
a public sale of the contents of 
the units listed to satisfy delin¬ 
quent accounts (landlords lien). 
These sales will be conducted 
on Thursday February 19, 2015 
beginning at 10:00 am at 6512 
Me Neil Dr, Austin, TX 78729. 

All sales are final, goods are 
sold as is. Landlords reserve 
the right to refuse any bid. Cash 
only sales to the highest bidder. 
Viewing from the entrance 
only. Buyers must remove all 
the contents and leave the 
unit clean. Persons age 16 and 
under are not permitted on the 
grounds. 

6512 McNeil Dr. 512-250-9879 

E332-Tim Hansen 
E120-Thelma Gardiner 
1116-Jennifer King 
B122-Texas Relocation 
Elll-Richard Granillo 


12506 N. Lamar Blvd. 512- 
339-6856 

B049-Antoinette Chambers 
B184-Maria Celia Gonzales 
A140-Ralph Torres 
C008-Crystal M Ray 
C284-Marissa Kay Reinert 
C107-Shawn Syms 
C162-Shawn Syms 
C104-Tina Clark 
B278-Julie A Busch 
B263-Ramon Madrid 
C038-Katrina Roberts 
10707 N. IH 35 512-719-4848 
2022-Anglita Espinoza 
503-Ann M Hart 
2320-Julia Woodruff 
6510-Derrick Dillard 
9001-Christian Cervantes 
6263-Javier Cazares 
6412 Burnet Rd. 512-419-0647 
4035-Danyell Stanley 
1055-Johnny Sanders 
3021-Curtis Vaughn 
3114-Jason Hunt 
3077-Carlos Martinez 
The items stored in the above 
listed units and/or spaces are 
typical household goods and 
may include, but are not limited 
to: office equipment, supplies, 
stored files and records, house¬ 
hold and office furnishings, 
inventory, tools, equipment, 
and miscellaneous items. May 
include autos, boats, campers 
as noted. Auctioneer -Ace Auc¬ 
tion Company TX-16453. 


of the following customers 
containing household and other 
goods will be sold for cash by 
CubeSmart 981 N Red Bud Ln, 
Round Rock, TX 78665 to satisfy 
a lien on February 20, 2015 at 
approx. 12:00PM (noon) at: 
Susan Rybicki, Regionald (Jay) 
L Pittman, Premier Trucking 
Inc., J Pittman. 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF DEANNE 
LOUISE KNOX, DECEASED 
Notice is hereby given that in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-15-000009, 
styled Estate of Deanne Louise 
Knox, Deceased, pending in the 
Probate Court No. 1 of Travis 
County, Texas, original letters 
testamentary were issued on 
January 22, 2015, to George 
Jack Knox. 

Claims may be presented and 
addressed to the personal 
representative of the estate 
in care of the attorneys at the 
following address: 
c/o GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 


NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: 

Self-storage Cube contents 


by Luke Ellis 

The material in this column is for informational pur¬ 
poses only. It does not constitute, nor is it a substitute 
for, legal advice. For advice on your specific facts and 
circumstances, consult a licensed attorney. 

CAN A FRIEND OFFICIATE 
THE WEDDING? 

My daughter is getting married and she wants a 
family friend to conduct the wedding ceremony. Will 
the ceremony still he legal and recognized by the state 
of Texas if the family friend officiates the ceremony ? 

It depends. Texas law recognizes specific cat¬ 
egories of people that are authorized to conduct a 
wedding ceremony. Assuming the family friend is 
not currently a judge or religious leader, his best 
bet will be to become an officer of a religious orga¬ 
nization who is authorized by the organization to 
conduct a marriage ceremony. 

For the most part, Texas law allows soon-to-be 
newlyweds to include special or unique touches to 
the wedding ceremony. However, Texas law does 
place some limitations on the wedding process, 
including different categories of people that are 
legally recognized to conduct wedding ceremonies. 

Under current Texas law, persons authorized 
to perform weddings includes traditional religious 
figures such as licensed or ordained Christian min¬ 
isters or priests or Jewish rabbis. Texas law also 
allows different types of judges to conduct wedding 
ceremonies, including a justice of the Supreme Court 
or courts of appeals; federal or magistrate judge 
(located in Texas); judge of the court of criminal 
appeals; judge of the district court, county court, pro¬ 
bate court, county courts at law, or juvenile courts; or 
judges of courts of domestic relations. Retired judges 
who formerly presided over the courts mentioned 
above can also perform the wedding ceremony. 

It has, however, become fairly popular to have 
a close friend or family member preside over the 
ceremony, which often raises the question: Is Uncle 
John really qualified to officiate the wedding? Texas 
law recognizes wedding officiants that qualify as an 
officer of a religious organization that is authorized 
by the organization to conduct a marriage ceremony. 

Many people look to the Internet to become a 
recognized officer of a religious organization in a 
way that complies with Texas law. The bar to entry 
is fairly low. A quick Google search yields multiple 
sites that provide this designation, typically at little 
or no cost. If you go this route just be sure to confirm 
the designation and that it will satisfy Texas law. 

Please submit column suggestions, questions, and 
comments to thecommonlaw@austinchronicle.com. 
Submission of potential topics does not create an 
attorney-client relationship, and any information 
submitted is subject to inclusion in future columns. 


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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY 

by Rob Brezsny for February 6-12 

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): In 1753, Benjamin Franklin published helpful instructions on how to 
avoid being struck by lightning during stormy weather. Wear a lightning rod in your hat, he said, and attach 
it to a long, thin metal ribbon that trails behind you as you walk. In response to his article, a fashion fad 
erupted.Taking his advice, fancy ladies in Europe actually wore such hats. From a metaphorical perspective, 
it would make sense for you Aquarians to don similar headwear in the coming weeks. Bolts of inspiration 
will be arriving on a regular basis. To ensure you are able to integrate and use them - not just be titillated 
and agitated - you will have to be well-grounded. 

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to the Bible, Jesus said, “You will know the truth, and the 
truth will set you free.” Author David Foster Wallace added a caveat. “The truth will set you free,” he wrote, 
“but not until it is finished with you.” All this is apropos for the current phase of your journey, Pisces. By 
my estimation, you will soon discover an important truth that you have never before been ready to grasp. 
Once that magic transpires, however, you will have to wait a while until the truth is fully finished with you. 
Only then will it set you free. But it will set you free. And I suspect that you will ultimately be grateful that 
it took its sweet time. 

ARIES (March 21-April 19): in 1979, Monty Python comedian John Cleese helped direct a four-night 
extravaganza, The Secret Policeman’s Other Ball. It was a benefit to raise money for the human rights organi¬ 
zation Amnesty International. The musicians known as Sting, Bono, and Peter Gabriel later testified that the 
show was a key factor in igniting their social activism. I see the potential of a comparable stimulus in your 
near future, Aries. Imminent developments could amp up your passion for a good cause that transcends 
your immediate self-interests. 

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the film Kill Bill: Volume 1, Taurus actress Uma Thurman plays a martial 
artist who has exceptional skill at wielding a samurai sword. At one point, her swordmaker evaluates her 
reflexes by hurling a baseball in her direction. With a masterful swoop, she slices the ball in half before it 
reaches her. I suggest you seek out similar tests in the coming days, Taurus. Check up on the current status 
of your top skills. Are any of them rusty? Should you update them? Are they still of maximum practical use 
to you? Do whatever’s necessary to ensure they are as strong and sharp as ever. 

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): French Impressionist painter Claude Monet loved to paint the rock forma¬ 
tions near the beach at Etretrat, a village in Normandy. During the summer of 1886, he worked serially on 
six separate canvases, moving from one to another throughout his work day to capture the light and shadow 
as they changed with the weather and the position of the sun. He focused intently on one painting at a 
time. He didn’t have a brush in each hand and one in his mouth, simultaneously applying paint to various 
canvases. His specific approach to multitasking would generate good results for you in the coming weeks, 
Gemini, (p.s. The other kind of multitasking - where you do several different things at the same time - will 
yield mostly mediocre results.) 

CANCER (June 21-July 22): in 1849, author Edgar Allen Poe died in Baltimore. A century later, a myste¬ 
rious admirer began a new tradition. Every January 19, on the anniversary of Poe’s birth, this cloaked visitor 
appeared at his grave in the early morning hours, and left behind three roses and a bottle of cognac. I invite 
you, Cancerian, to initiate a comparable ritual. Can you imagine paying periodic tribute to an important 
influence in your own life - someone who has given you much and touched you deeply? Don’t do it for 
nostalgia’s sake, but rather as a way to affirm that the gifts you’ve received from this evocative influence will 
continue to evolve within you. Keep them ever-fresh. 

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “What happens to a dream deferred?” asked Langston Hughes in his poem 
“Harlem.” “Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore - And then run? Does it stink like 
rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over - like a syrupy sweet?” As your soul’s cheerleader and coach, Leo, I 
hope you won’t explore the answer to Hughes’questions. If you have a dream, don’t defer it. If you have been 
deferring your dream, take at least one dramatic step to stop deferring it. 

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Virgo author John Creasey struggled in his early efforts at getting published. 
For a time he had to support himself with jobs as a salesman and clerk. Before his first book was pub¬ 
lished, he had gathered 743 rejection slips. Eventually, though, he broke through and achieved monumental 
success. He wrote more than 550 novels, several of which were made into movies. He won two prestigious 
awards and sold 80 million books. I’m not promising that your own frustrations will ultimately pave the 
way for a prodigious triumph like his. But in the coming months, I do expect significant progress toward a 
gritty accomplishment. For best results, work for your own satisfaction more than for the approval of others. 

LIBRA (Sept. 23-0ct.22): Hall-of-Fame basketball player Hakeem Olajuwon had a signature set of 
fancy moves that were collectively known as the Dream Shake. It consisted of numerous spins and fakes 
and moves that could be combined in various ways to outfox his opponents and score points. The coming 
weeks would be an excellent time for you to work on your equivalent of the Dream Shake, Libra. You’re at the 
peak of your ability to figure out how to coordinate and synergize your several talents. 

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): in 1837, Victoria became Queen of England following the death of her 
uncle, King William IV. She was 18 years old. Her first royal act was to move her bed out of the room she 
had long shared with her meddling, overbearing mother. I propose that you use this as one of your guiding 
metaphors in the immediate future. Even if your parents are saints, and even if you haven’t lived with them 
for years, I suspect you would benefit by upgrading your independence from their influence. Are you still a 
bit inhibited by the nagging of their voices in your head? Does your desire to avoid hurting them thwart you 
from rising to a higher level of authority and authenticity? Be a good-natured rebel. 

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The crookedest street in the world is a one-way, block-long span of 
San Francisco’s Lombard Street. It consists of eight hairpin turns down a very steep hill. The recommended 
top speed for a car is five miles per hour. So on the one hand, you’ve got to proceed with caution. On the 
other hand, the quaint, brick-paved road is lined with flower beds, and creeping along its wacky route is a 
whimsical amusement. I suspect you will soon encounter experiences that have metaphorical resemblances 
to Lombard Street, Sagittarius. In fact, I urge you to seek them out. 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In the baseball film The Natural, the hero Roy Hobbs has a special 
bat he calls “Wonderboy.” Carved out of a tree that was split by a lightning bolt, it seems to give Hobbs an 
extraordinary skill at hitting a baseball. There’s a similar theme at work in the Australian musical instrument 
known as the didgeridoo. It’s created from a eucalyptus tree whose inner wood has been eaten away by 
termites. Both Wonderboy and the didgeridoo are the results of natural forces that could be seen as adverse 
but that are actually useful. Is there a comparable situation in your own life, Capricorn? I’m guessing there 
is. If you have not yet discovered what it is, now is a good time to do so. 

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Attn: Patricia A. Campbell 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
All persons having claims 
against this estate are required 
to present them within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

DATED January 27, 2015. 
GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
512.480.5625 Telephone 
512.480.5825 Fax 
pcampbell@gdhm.com 
By: /s/ Patricia A. Campbell 
State Bar ID No.: 03714100 
ATTORNEYS FOR INDEPEN¬ 
DENT EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF HEATHER 
CATTO KOHOUT, DECEASED 
Notice is hereby given that in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-14-002238, 
styled Estate of Heather Catto 
Kohout, Deceased, pending 
in the Probate Court No. 1 of 
Travis County, Texas, original 
letters testamentary were 
issued on January 27, 2015, to 
Martin D. Kohout. 

Claims may be presented and 
addressed to the personal 
representative of the estate 
in care of the attorneys at the 
following address: 
c/o GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 
Attn: Russell E. Booth 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
All persons having claims 
against this estate are required 
to present them within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

DATED January 27, 2015. 
GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
512.480.5604 Telephone 
512.480.5817 Fax 
rbooth@gdhm.com 
By: /s/ Russell E. Booth 
State Bar ID No.: 24060895 
ATTORNEYS FOR INDEPEN¬ 
DENT EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST THE 
ESTATE OF HERBERT WALKER 
LAIRD Notice is hereby given 
that original Letters Testamen¬ 
tary for the Estate of Herbert 
Walker Laird, Deceased, were 
issued on January 27, 2015, in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-15-000077, 
pending in the Probate Court 
of Travis County, Texas, to the 
estate’s representative, Brandt 
Laird, Independent Executor. 

All persons having claims 
against the estate are required 
to present them within the time 
required by law. Claims should 
be addressed in care of the rep¬ 
resentative’s attorney, Gary A. 
Calabrese, 1204 Nueces Street, 
Austin, Texas 78701, telephone 
no. (512) 472-9394. 

Dated this 27th day of January, 
2015. 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 
HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF HUGH 
RAYMOND O’CONNOR Notice 
is hereby given that original Let¬ 
ters Testamentary for the Estate 
of Hugh Raymond O’Connor, 
a/k/a Bud O’Connor, Deceased, 
were issued on January 29, 2015, 
in Cause No. C-1-PB-15-000076, 
pending in the Probate Court 
of Travis County, Texas, to the 
estate’s representative, Maureen 
Ellen Reyes, Independent Execu¬ 
tor. All persons having claims 
against the estate are required 
to present them within the time 
required by law. Claims should 
be addressed in care of the rep¬ 
resentative’s attorney, Gary A. 
Calabrese, 1204 Nueces Street, 
Austin, Texas 78701, telephone 
no. (512) 472-9394. 

Dated this 29th day of January, 
2015. 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 
HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF JAMES E. 


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MAYFIELD Notice is hereby 
given that original Letters 
Testamentary for the Estate of 
James E. Mayfield, Deceased, 
were issued on January 13, 2015, 
in Cause No. C-1-PB-14-002166, 
pending in the Probate Court 
No. 1, Travis County, Texas, 
to the Estate’s Independent 
Executor without bond, Robyn 
Ravgiala. All persons having 
claims against this Estate which 
is currently being administered 
are required to present them 
to the undersigned within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. Claims 
should be addressed in care of 
the representative’s attorney, 
Benjamin K. Williams, Esq., 
12710 Research Blvd., Suite 115, 
Austin, TX 78759. Dated this the 
27th day of January, 2015. 

NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

Having Claims Against the Es¬ 
tate of Linda lisager Claunch, 
Deceased On January 27,2015, 
letters testamentary as Inde¬ 
pendent Executor for the Estate 
were issued to Oma D. Claunch 
by the Probate Court No. One of 
Travis County, Texas, in Cause 
Number C-1-PB-15-000032 
pending upon the Probate 
Docket of said Court. 

All persons having claims 
against the Estate, which is 
currently being administered, 
should present those claims 
within the time prescribed by 
law to: 

H. David Hughes, 

Attorney for Oma D. Claunch, 
Independent Executor 
401 Congress Avenue, Suite 
2424 

Austin, Texas 78701-3711 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF MARCELLE 
B. BOWN 

NO. C-1-PB-14-001815 
NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT OF 
INDEPENDENT EXECUTOR 
Notice is hereby given that 
on January 13, 2015, Letters 
Testamentary as Independent 
Executor upon the above Estate 
were issued to: 

WARREN BRUCE BOWN 
by the Honorable Probate 
Court of Travis County, Texas, 
in Cause No. C-1-PB-14-001815 
pending upon the Probate 
Docket of said Court. 

All persons having claims 
against the Estate being admin¬ 
istered are required to present 
the same within the time and in 
the manner prescribed by law 
to the following: 

Scott A. Morrison 

Oaks, Hartline & Daly, L.L.P. 

609 Castle Ridge Rd., Ste. 450 
Austin, TX 78746 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF TILDA GENE 
BOUDNY, DECEASED Notice 
is hereby given that original 
Letters Testamentary for 
the Estate of TILDA GENE 
BOUDNY, Deceased, were 
issued on January 29, 2015 in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-15-000021 
pending in the Probate Court 
of Travis County, Texas, to: 
HELEN FREMIN, Independent 
Executor. The residence of the 
Independent Executor is Austin, 
Travis County, Texas. The post 
office address is: 

Estate of Tilda Gene Boudny 
Law Office of Diane Hebner 
507 West 7th Street 
Austin, TX 78701-2831 
All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is cur¬ 
rently being administered are 
required to present them within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. 

DATED January 29, 2015. 

LAW OFFICE OF DIANE 
HEBNER 

507 West 7th Street 
Austin, TX 78701-2831 
(512) 477-4158 Telephone 
(512) 477-2126 Fax 
By: /s/ Diane Hebner 
Attorney for Independent 
Executor 

State Bar No.: 09367300 


NOTICE TO ALL PERSONS 

HAVING CLAIMS AGAINST 
THE ESTATE OF VIRGUS RAY 
CARDOZIER, DECEASED 
Notice is hereby given that in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-15-000038, 
styled Estate of Virgus Ray 
Cardozier, Deceased, pending 
in the Probate Court No. 1 of 
Travis County, Texas, original 
letters testamentary were 
issued on January 27, 2015, to 
Nancy Fyfe Cardozier. 

Claims may be presented and 
addressed to the personal 
representative of the estate 


in care of the attorneys at the 
following address: 
c/o GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 
Attn: Patricia A. Campbell 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
All persons having claims 
against this estate are required 
to present them within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

DATED January 28, 2015. 
GRAVES, DOUGHERTY, 
HEARON & MOODY 
A Professional Corporation 
P.O. Box 98 

401 Congress, Suite 2200 
Austin, Texas 78767-0098 
512.480.5625 Telephone 
512.480.5825 Fax 
pcampbell@gdhm.com 
By: /s/ Patricia A. Campbell 
State Bar ID No.: 03714100 
ATTORNEYS FOR INDEPEN¬ 
DENT EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Letters Testamentary for the 
Estate of JERRY G. KNOX, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 29, 2015, Cause No. C- 
1-PB-15-000058, Probate Court 
One, Travis County, Texas, to: 
JERRY L. KNOX. 

All persons having claims 
against this Estate are required 
to present them to the under¬ 
signed within the time and 
manner prescribed by law. 
c/o: Vivian Mahlab 
1911 McCall Rd. 

Austin, Texas 78703 

DATED the 29th day of January, 

2015. 

/s/Vivian Mahlab 
Attorney for JERRY L. KNOX 
State Bar No.: 12836650 
Telephone: (512) 477-9400 
Facsimile: (512) 477-9422 
E-mail: vm@mahlabyoung.com 

NOTICE TO CREDITORS No¬ 
tice is hereby given that original 
Letters of Administration for the 
Estate of Edward R. Coleman, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 27, 2015, under Docket 
No. C-1-PB-14-002149, pending 
in the Probate Court, Travis 
County, Texas, to Diane Y. Cole¬ 
man. Claims may be presented 
to: Diane Coleman, 7503 Step 
Down Cove, Austin, TX 78731. 

All persons having claims 
against this estate, which is 
currently being administered 
are required to present them 
within the time and in the man¬ 
ner prescribed by law. Dated: 
January 28 2015, Teresa Shahan 
Shapiro, Attorney for Executor. 

NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters of Dependent 
Administration for the Estate 
of Brian Eric Grulke, Deceased, 
were issued on January 22, 

2015, under Cause No. C- 
1 -PB-14-001016, pending in the 
Probate Court Number One of 
Travis County, Texas, to Bradley 
Grulke. 

Claims may be presented in 
care of the representative’s at¬ 
torney, addressed as follows: 
Bradley Grulke, Dependent 
Administrator with Bond 
Estate of Brian Eric Grulke 
Deceased 

c/o Hilgers & Langham, PC 
9501 N. Capital of Texas Hwy. 
Suite 202 

Austin, Texas 78759 
All persons having claims 
against this estate, which is 
currently being administered, 
are required to present them 
within the time and in the man¬ 
ner prescribed by law. 

Date: January 26, 2015. 

NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Of Independent 
Administration with Will An¬ 
nexed for the Estate of SETH 
D. BREEDING, JR., Deceased, 
were issued on November 
18, 2014, under Docket No. C- 
1 -PB-11 -000171, pending in the 
Probate Court Number One of 
Travis County, Texas, to SUSAN 
S. PHILIPS. 

Claims may be presented to 
SUSAN S. PHILIPS, addressed 
as follows: 

Independent Administrator, 
Estate of SETH D. BREEDING, 
JR., Deceased 
P.O. BOX 5970 
AUSTIN, TX 78763 
All persons having claims 
against this estate, which is 
currently being administered, 
are required to present them 
within the time and in the man¬ 
ner prescribed by law. 

DATED February 6, 2015. 
SUSANS. PHILIPS, Indepen¬ 


dent Administrator 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of Dorothy P. 
White, a/k/a Dorothy Priscilla 
White, Deceased, were issued 
on January 29, 2015, in Cause 
No. C-1-PB-15-000057, pending 
in the Probate Court No. 1, 

Travis County, Texas, to Victor 
T. White, Jr., as Independent 
Executor. 

All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is 
currently being administered 
are required to present them to 
the undersigned within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

Estate of Dorothy P. White, 
a/k/a Dorothy Priscilla White 
Victor T. White, Jr., Indepen¬ 
dent Executor 
c/o Greg Johnson 
Farrell & Pak, PLLC 
1000 MoPac Circle 
Austin, Texas 78746 
Telephone: (512) 323-2977 
Facsimile: (512) 708-1977 
gjohnson@txelderlaw.com 
Dated the 29th day of January, 
2015. 

/s/Greg Johnson 
FARRELL & PAK, PLLC 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of FAYE ANTON, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 29, 2015 under Docket 
No. C-1-PB-14-001612, pending 
in the Probate Court No. One 
of Travis County, Texas, to 
RICHARD HENRY ANTON. 

All persons or entities having 
claims against this estate, 
which is currently being admin¬ 
istered, are required to present 
such claims to the undersigned 
attorney for the estate within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. 

Dated: February 2, 2015 
Respectfully submitted, 

LAW OFFICE OF RICHARD H. 
ANTON 

A Professional Corporation 
By: /s/ Richard H. Anton 
State Bar No. 01274800 
P.O. Box 26797 
Austin, TX 78755-0797 
Telephone (512) 343-0112 
Facsimile: (512) 343-8410 
ATTORNEY FOR EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of George David 
Slaton, Deceased, were issued 
on January 27, 2015, in Cause 
No. 14-0742-CP4, pending in 
the County Court at Law No. 4, 
Williamson County, Texas, to: 
Treasa Telle. 

All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is 
currently being administered 
are required to present them to 
the undersigned within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

c/o: Richard L. Welch 
Attorney at Law 
8140 MoPac Expy North 
Westpark4, Suite 260 
Austin, Texas 78759 
DATED January 27,2015. 

/s/ Richard L. Welch 
Attorney for Treasa Telle 
State Bar No.: 21125700 
8140 MoPac Expy North 
Westpark4, Suite 260 
Austin, Texas 78759 
Telephone: (512) 231-8181 
Facsimile: (512) 231-8182 
E-mail: richard@richardlwelch. 
com 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of IRENE STRAIT, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 29, 2015 under Docket 
No. C-1-PB-14-002233, pending 
in the Probate Court No. One 
of Travis County, Texas, to 
DANIEL L. STRAIT. 

All persons or entities having 
claims against this estate, 
which is currently being admin¬ 
istered, are required to present 
such claims to the undersigned 
attorney for the estate within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. 

Dated: February 2, 2015 
Respectfully submitted, 

LAW OFFICE OF RICHARD H. 
ANTON 

A Professional Corporation 
By: /s/ Richard H. Anton 
State Bar No. 01274800 
P.O. Box 26797 
Austin, TX 78755-0797 
Telephone (512) 343-0112 
Facsimile: (512) 343-8410 
ATTORNEY FOR EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS No¬ 
tice is hereby given that original 
Letters Testamentary for the 
Estate of Laurence Robert 
Geller, Deceased, were issued 
on January 28, 2015, in Docket 
No. 15-0036-CP4, pending in the 
County Court at Law No. 4 of 
Williamson County, Texas, to: 
Russ W. Mihal. 

The address of the Independent 
Executor is in Round Rock, 
Williamson County, Texas, the 
mailing address is: c/o Scofield 
& Scofield, P.C., 1411 West Av¬ 
enue, Suite 200, Austin, Texas 
78701-1537. 

All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is cur¬ 
rently being administered are 
required to present them within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. 

DATED the 28th day of January, 
2015. 

Scofield & Scofield, P.C. 
Attorneys for the Estate 
By: /s/ Janice Pierce 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of Mark Warren 
Smith, Deceased, were issued 
on January 15, 2015, under 
Cause No. C-1-PB-14-001973, 
pending in the Probate Court 
No. 1 of Travis County, Texas, to 
Joseph Frederick Burke. 

Claims may be presented in 
care of the attorney for the 
Estate addressed as follows: 
Representative, Estate of Mark 
Warren Smith, Deceased 
c/o Katherine J. Walters 
Richie &Gueringer, P.C. 

100 Congress Ave., Suite 1750 
Austin, Texas 78701 
All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is cur¬ 
rently being administered are 
required to present them within 
the time and in the manner 
prescribed by law. 

Dated this 26th day of January, 
2015. 

RICHIE&GUERINGER, P.C. 
Attorneys for Applicant 
By: /s/ Katherine J. Walters 

NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of Richard Gutier¬ 
rez, Deceased, were issued on 
January 22, 2015 in Cause No. 
C-1-PB-14-002156 pending in 
Travis County, Texas, Probate 
Court No. 1, to: Chitporn Wat- 
sanga, Independent Executor. 
All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is 
currently being administered 
are required to present them to 
the undersigned within the time 
and in the manner prescribed 
by law. 

/s/ Farren Smith 
Attorney at Law 

103 South 12th Street, Suite 200 
Pflugerville, Texas 78660 
DATED: This the 29th day of 
January, in the year 2015. 

NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
for the Estate of Wanda Piland, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 8, 2015 in Cause No. 
C-1-PB-14-001984 pending in 
Travis County, Texas, Probate 
Court No. 1, to: Martha Gebau- 
erWray, Independent Executor. 
All persons having claims 
against this Estate which is 
currently being administered are 
required to present them to the 
undersigned within the time and 
in the manner prescribed by law. 
/s/ Farren Smith 
Attorney at Law 

103 South 12th Street, Suite 200 
Pflugerville, Texas 78660 
DATED: This the 29th day of 
January, in the year 2015. 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS No¬ 
tice is hereby given that original 
Letters Testamentary for the 
ESTATE OF WILLIE BELLE 
WILLIAMS, A/K/A WILLIE 
BELL WILLIAMS, DECEASED, 
were issued on January 15, 

2015 under Docket No. C- 
1-PB-14-001858 pending in the 
Probate Court No. 1 of Travis 
County, Texas, to CARL WIN¬ 
STON WILLIAMS, independent 
administrator. Claims may 
be presented in care of the at¬ 
torney for the estate, addressed 
as follows: CARL WINSTON 
WILLIAMS, c/o Chelsea Full- 
wood, HARRIS &SCHROEDER 
PLLC, P.O. Box 426, Leander, 
Texas 78646. All persons hav¬ 
ing claims against this estate, 
which is currently being admin¬ 
istered, are required to present 
them within the time and in 
the manner prescribed by law. 
DATED January 29, 2015. By: 

























/s/ Chelsea Fullwood - State 
Bar Number 24073578 -AT¬ 
TORNEY FOR INDEPENDENT 
EXECUTOR 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

Notice is hereby given that 
original Letters Testamentary 
of the Estate of Lee Alexander 
Shelton, Deceased, were issued 
on January 27, 2015 in Cause 
No. C-1-PB-14-002206, by the 
Travis County Probate Court 
Number One to Zachariah Lee 
Shelton, Independent Executor 
of the Estate of Lee Alexander 
Shelton. All persons having 
claims against said Estate are 
required to present them to 
Richard Thormann, Attorney at 
Law, 805 W. 10th Street, Suite 
100, Austin, Texas 78701 within 
the time prescribed by law. 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS No¬ 
tice is hereby given that original 
Letters Testamentary of the Es¬ 
tate of Maria C. Buchanan a/k/a 
Maria Carmen Buchanan a/k/a 
Maria Del Carmen, Ferrandez 
Casado a/k/a Maria C-Ferrandez 
Buchanan a/k/a Maria C F Bu¬ 
chanan a/k/a Maria Buchanan, 
Deceased, were issued on 
January 23, 2015 in Cause No. 
C-1-PB-15-000027, by the Travis 
County Probate Court Number 
One to Michael R. Buchanan, 
Independent Executor of the Es¬ 
tate of Maria C. Buchanan a/k/a 
Maria Carmen Buchanan a/k/a 
Maria Del Carmen, Ferrandez 
Casado a/k/a Maria C-Ferrandez 
Buchanan a/k/a Maria C F Bu¬ 
chanan a/k/a Maria Buchanan, 
Deceased. All persons having 
claims against said Estate are 
required to present them to 
Rose Cohen, Attorney at Law, 
805 W. 10th Street, Suite 100, 
Austin, Texas 78701 within the 
time prescribed by law. 


NOTICE TO CREDITORS 

On January 29, 2015, John 
G. Deigh, was issued Letters 
Testamentary for the Estate of 
Sarah Lynn Hill, Deceased, in 
Cause No. C-1-PB-14-002237 
pending in Probate Court 
Number One of Travis County, 
Texas. The address of John G. 
Deigh, Independent Executor, is 
c/o Elizabeth Thomas, Hopper 
Mikeska, PLLC, 400 W. 15th St., 
Suite 408, Austin, Texas 78701, 
and all persons having claims 
against this estate are required 
to present them to such ad¬ 
dress in the manner and time 
required by law. 

John G. Deigh, Independent 
Executor of the Estate of Sarah 
Lynn Hill, Deceased 
By: Elizabeth Thomas, Attorney 
for the Independent Executor, 
John G. Deigh. 

OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICE 
TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXAS 
Attention all Bidders: The 
Travis County Commission¬ 
ers Court recently approved 
certain revisions to Travis 
County’s standard solicitation 
documents for public works 
projects. These changes will 
affect the contract require¬ 
ments on this Project. Specifi¬ 
cally, the following matters 
are impacted: safety training 
requirements; safety record 
reporting requirements; and 
wage rates and wage com¬ 
plaint procedures. Refer to 
the following sections of this 
solicitation: Safety Record 
Questionnaire, Prevailing 
Wage Rate Determination, 
and General Conditions for 
Travis County Construction 
Contracts. 

Notice is hereby given that 
sealed bids for the BUILDING 
170 ROOF REPLACEMENT AT 
THE TRAVIS COUNTY COR¬ 
RECTIONAL COMPLEX (IFB 
No. B1501-005-JE), a Project 
consisting primarily of ROOF 
REPLACMENT WORK OF 
BUILDING 170 in Travis County, 
will be received electronically 
through www.bidsync.com. 

Bids will be accepted until 
2:00 P. M. CST, FEBRUARY 
18, 2015, then publicly opened 
and read aloud. Travis County 
will also accept paper bids 
received by Cyd Grimes, Travis 
County Purchasing Agent, 
marked “Sealed Bid (BUILDING 
170 ROOF REPLACEMENT AT 
THE TRAVIS COUNTY COR¬ 
RECTIONAL COMPLEX, IFB 
No. B1501-005-JE)” at the Travis 
County Purchasing Office, 700 
Lavaca Street, Ste. 800, Austin, 
TX 78701. Note: The Time-Date 
Stamp Clock located at the 
front counter of the Travis 
County Purchasing Office will 
serve as the OFFICIAL CLOCK 
for the purpose of verifying 


the date and time of receipt of 
paper bids. 

You may print the Plans and 
Specifications through www. 
bidsync.com. In the event of a 
large file size, please be patient 
when downloading or viewing. 
Hard copies (printed) of Plans 
and Specifications may also 
be obtained from the Travis 
County Purchasing Office for a 
refundable deposit of $100.00 in 
the form of a cashier’s check, 
money order, or company check 
payable to “Travis County." 

The deposit will be refunded if 
the Plans and Specifications 
are returned in good condition 
within 21 calendar days of the 
bid opening. In addition, Plans 
and Specifications will be made 
available for viewing free of 
charge at various Austin-area 
Plan Rooms listed below. 

A bid security in the amount 
of five percent (5%) of the total 
bid amount will be required. IF 
A COPY OF THE BID SECU¬ 
RITY IS SUBMITTED ELEC¬ 
TRONICALLY THROUGH 
WWW.BIDSYNC.COM, AN 
ORIGINAL AND ONE COPY 
WILL BE DUE (BY CLOSE OF 
BUSINESS) ONE BUSINESS 
DAY AFTER THE BID OPEN¬ 
ING DATE. Payments will be 
made for completed work in 
progressive payments with the 
County retaining five percent 
(5%) of each payment until final 
acceptance of the Project. Pay¬ 
ments will be made by check. 

A Payment Bond is required 
in the amount of one hundred 
percent (100%) of the contract 
amount, if the contract amount 
exceeds $25,000. A Perfor¬ 
mance Bond is required in the 
amount of one hundred percent 
(100%) of the contract amount, 
if the contract amount exceeds 
$100,000. Bidders should use 
lump sum pricing. 

Project performance period 
is 100 calendar days. If the 
contractor fails to complete 
the Project in the working days 
specified, liquidated damages 
of $450.00 per day of delay will 
be assessed. 

Historically Underutilized Busi¬ 
nesses including Contractors, 
Subcontractors, and Suppliers 
are encouraged to participate 
in this project consistent with 
the goals of the Travis County 
Commissioners Court. Contrac¬ 
tors will be required to comply 
with all applicable Equal 
Employment Opportunity laws 
and regulations, all Federal, 
State, and local regulations for 
construction safety and health 
standards. 

The successful bidder must 
commence work upon issu¬ 
ance by County of a written 
Notice to Proceed. The County 
reserves the right to reject any 
and all bids and to waive any 
informality in the bids received. 
Bids may not be withdrawn 
for ninety (90) calendar days 
after the date on which they 
are opened. 

Estimated project construction 
range is $85,000 - $100,000. 

OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICE 
TRAVIS COUNTY, TEXAS 

Notice is hereby given that 
sealed bids for the LAKE OAK 
ESTATES SUBSTANDARD 
ROAD IMPROVEMENTS 
PROJECT (IFB No. B1501- 
011-JW), a Project consisting 
primarily of the rehabilitation 
of existing roadways within the 
Lake Oak Estates subdivision in 
western Travis County (Precinct 
3), including the removal of 
obstructions, the installation of 
cement-treated road base, the 
installation of drainage infra¬ 
structure, utility adjustments, 
paving, and signage, all in 
accordance with Travis County 
specifications and require¬ 
ments, will be received by Cyd 
Grimes, Travis County Purchas¬ 
ing Agent, marked “Sealed 
Bid (LAKE OAK ESTATES 
SUBSTANDARD ROAD IM¬ 
PROVEMENTS PROJECT, IFB 
No. 1501-011-JW)" at the Travis 
County Purchasing Office, 700 
Lavaca Street, Ste. 800, Austin, 
TX 78701 until 2:00 P. M. CST, 
February 25, 2015, then publicly 
opened and read aloud. Note: 
The Time-Date Stamp Clock 
located at the front counter of 
the Travis County Purchasing 
Office will serve as the OFFICIAL 
CLOCK for the purpose of verify¬ 
ing the date and time of receipt 
of paper bids. 

You may print the Plans and 
Specifications through www. 
bidsync.com. In the event of a 
large file size, please be patient 
when downloading or viewing. 


Hard copies (printed) of Plans 
and Specifications may also 
be obtained from the Travis 
County Purchasing Office for a 
refundable deposit of $100.00 in 
the form of a cashier’s check, 
money order, or company check 
payable to “Travis County.” 

The deposit will be refunded if 
the Plans and Specifications 
are returned in good condition 
within 21 calendar days of the 
bid opening. In addition, Plans 
and Specifications will be made 
available for viewing free of 
charge at various Austin-area 
Plan Rooms listed below. 

A MANDATORY PRE-BID 
CONFERENCE WILL BE HELD 
ON FEBRUARY 11, 2015 AT 
10:00 A.M..C.S.T. at the Tra¬ 
vis County Purchasing Office, 
700 Lavaca Street, Ste. 800, 
Conference Room, Austin, 

TX 78701. 

A bid security in the amount 
of five percent (5%) of the total 
bid amount will be required. 
Payments will be made for 
completed work in progressive 
payments with the County 
retaining five percent (5%) of 
each payment until final accep¬ 
tance of the Project. Payments 
will be made by check. A Pay¬ 
ment Bond is required in the 
amount of one hundred percent 
(100%) of the contract amount, 
if the contract amount exceeds 
$25,000. A Performance Bond 
is required in the amount of one 
hundred percent (100%) of the 
contract amount, if the contract 
amount exceeds $100,000. 
Project performance period is 50 
working days. If the contractor 
fails to complete the Project in 
the working days specified, liqui¬ 
dated damages of $50.00 per day 
of delay will be assessed. 
Historically Underutilized Busi¬ 
nesses including Contractors, 
Subcontractors, and Suppliers 
are encouraged to participate 
in this project consistent with 
the goals of the Travis County 
Commissioners Court. Contrac¬ 
tors will be required to comply 
with all applicable Equal 
Employment Opportunity laws 
and regulations, all Federal, 
State, and local regulations for 
construction safety and health 
standards. 

The successful bidder must 
commence work upon issu¬ 
ance by County of a written 
Notice to Proceed. The County 
reserves the right to reject any 
and all bids and to waive any 
informality in the bids received. 
Bids may not be withdrawn 
for ninety (90) calendar days 
after the date on which they 
are opened. 

Estimated project range is 
$525K - $625K. 


OFFICIAL PUBLIC NOTICE 
TO BIDDERS TRAVIS 
COUNTY, TEXAS 

Notice is hereby given that 
sealed bids will be accepted by 
Travis County for the following 
items: 

1. Chiller and Cooling Tower 
Maintenance and Repair, 

1411-008-RF 

Opens: February 17, 2015 @ 
10:00 a.m. 

2. Guardrail and Bridgerail 
Installation, Removal and 
Replacement, B1501-001-LD 
Opens: February 23, 2015 @ 

2:00 p.m. 

AN OPTIONAL PRE-BID 
CONFERENCE WILL BE HELD 
ON FEBRUARY 12, 2015 @ 
10:00 A.M. AT THE 
TRAVIS COUNTY PUR¬ 
CHASING OFFICE CONFER¬ 
ENCE ROOM, 700 LAVACA 
ST., SUITE 800, AUSTIN, 

TX 78701 

3. Police Motorcycles, 1501- 
002-LD 

Opens: February 23, 2015 @ 
3:00 p.m. 

Bids should be submitted to: 
Cyd Grimes, Travis County 
Purchasing Agent, 700 Lavaca 
Street, Suite 800, P.O. Box 1748, 
Austin, Texas 78767. Specifica¬ 
tions can be obtained from or 
viewed at the Travis County 
Purchasing Office at no charge 
or by downloading a copy from 
our website: www.co.travis. 
tx.us/purchasing/solicitation. 
asp. Bidders should use unit 
pricing or lump sum pricing, if 
appropriate. Payments may be 
made by check. The successful 
bidder shall be required to 
furnish a Performance Bond 
in the amount of One Hundred 
percent (100%) of the contract 
amount awarded, if applicable. 


PUBLIC NOTICE CITY OF 
MANOR 

TEXAS COMMUNITY DEVEL¬ 


OPMENT BLOCK GRANT 
PROGRAM 

The City of Manor is giving 
notice of the city’s intent to 
submit a Planning/Capacity 
Building Fund application for 
a grant from the Texas Com¬ 
munity Block Grant Program. 
The grant application request 
is $54,720 to perform citywide 
planning studies named in the 
application. The application is 
available for review at City Hall, 
105 E. Eggleston, Manor, TX 
78653, during regular business 
hours. Puede encontrar este 
aviso en Ingles y en Espanol 
en las oficinas municipales de 
la Ciudad. 


SALE Security Self Storage, 
under Chapter 59 of the Texas 
Property Code, hereby gives 
Notice of Sale under Said Act, to 
wit: On MARCH 3, 2015 at 2 P.M. 
at 10210 N Lamar, Austin, TX 
78753, Security Self Storage will 
conduct a sale by sealed bids 
for each unit in its entirety to the 
highest bidder for cash, of the 
contents of the following units 
to satisfy a landlord’s lien, Seller 
reserves the right to refuse 
any bid and to withdraw any 
property from sale. The public is 
invited to bid on said units. 
#R-07 Nicholas Haynes: 

1999 Lexus GS3 VIN JT- 
8BD68S0X0068183, TV, office 
chair, microwave. 

SALE Security Self Storage, 
under Chapter 59 of the Texas 
Property Code, hereby gives 
Notice of Sale under Said Act, 
to wit: On FEBRUARY 24, 2015 
at 2 P.M. at 1507 W William 
Cannon, Austin, TX 78745. Se¬ 
curity Self Storage will conduct 
a sale by sealed bids for each 
unit in its entirety to the highest 
bidder for cash, of the contents 
of the following units, to satisfy 
a landlord’s lien. Seller reserves 
the right to refuse any bid and 
to withdraw any property from 
sale. The public is invited to bid 
on said units. 

#C-31 Dawn Henry: Entertain¬ 
ment center, box, clothes, bed 
frame, misc. #R-46 Timothy 
Cosgrove: Chair, table, picture, 
floor mat, dresser. 

SALE Security Self Storage, 
under Chapter 59 of the Texas 
Property Code, hereby gives 
Notice of Sale under Said Act, 
to wit: On FEBRUARY 24, 2015 
at 2 P.M. at 1515 S. Lamar, 
Austin, TX 78704, Security Self 
Storage will conduct a sale by 
sealed bids for each unit in its 
entirety to the highest bidder 
for cash, of the contents of 
the following units to satisfy a 
landlord’s lien, Seller reserves 
the right to refuse any bid and 
to withdraw any property from 
sale. The public is invited to 
bid on said units. 

#N-16 Katrina Collins: TV, 
bookcase, clothes, coffee table, 
glass top, misc. 

STOR SELF STORAGE In 

accordance with the provisions 
of Chapter 59 of the Texas Prop¬ 
erty Code, there being due and 
unpaid charges for which the 
undersigned is entitled to satisfy 
an owner’s lien of the goods 
hereinafter described and stored 
at Stor Self Storage locations 
listed below; And due notice 
having been given, to the owner 
of said property and all parties 
known to claim an interest 
therein, and the time specified 
in such notice for payment of 
such having disposed of on the 
following dates. No one under 
16 allowed. Cash only! 

Stor Self Storage, 2201 
Kinney Rd, Austin TX 78704 
512-445-6000 

February 24, 2015 11:00 AM 

Todd Kibisu - 50” Dell Monitor, 
Coleman cooler, air purifier, 

3 rolling luggage bags, audio 
equipment, large duffle bag, 3 
boxes, mirror 

Stor Self Storage, 2508 Pecan 
Street, Pflugerville, TX 78660 
512-990-1000 

February 24, 2015 11:30 AM 

Adrian Smith - Table, couch, 
love seat, queen mattress & box 
spring, 5 boxes 
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dryer, oven, kids table & chairs, 
easel, weed eater, tire & rim, 
ice chest 

Janet Flynn - Boxes, shelv¬ 
ing, picture, picture frames, 
tools, lamps, ladder, vacuum, 
entertainment center, mirrors, 9 
totes, baby items, table 
Lisa Flynn - Baby toys, tools, 
crib, walker, couch, fan, 
mirror, table, vacuum, boxes, 
refrigerator 




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